| {At the deserted area, our twosome are still walking in the middle of
nowhere. A caption reads that it's 3:40 PM. Suddenly Loud sees from far away what looks
like a house} Loud: Either that's a mirage, or we made it! Miss Info: I see it too, come on! {They run towards the house, and they stop in front of it. It appears to be the back of the house which they are at} Loud: Hmm, Gene would expect us to come in through here, let's go to the front, though he may expect us to do that, but then...oh forget it, let's just go to the front before I get confused! {They walk around the house and now we finally get a good look at Gene's house. It's a fairly wide, 4 story building, and in front of it are two nice looking gardens to the left and right, leaving a straight trail to the door. In front of that is a gate. It is also surrounded by a few trees, but for the most part appears to be isolated, except for a straight road in front of the house} Miss Info:{Looking at the house}Well one thing you can say, he certainly has the largest backyard in the world. Loud: And the craziest mind in the world too, let's go in. {They open the front gate and walk towards the door. They do so a bit nervously however, as they seem to be waiting for another trap. 20 feet away from the door, a clicking sound is heard as Loud takes a step closer} Loud: UH OH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE ANOTHER TRAP, RUN!!! {They hop one step back, but nothing happens} Miss Info: Wait a minute, it must be one of his "wait the second time to set the trap" tricks. Run again! {They hop back another step, but still nothing happens} Loud: This is strange, maybe he forget to set.. {Before he finishes, two very small steel boxes come out and cover Loud's right foot and Miss Info's left foot respectively} Loud: I was going to say he forget to set a trap, but this proves me wrong. Miss Info: How do we get out of this? Loud: Try to wiggle your foot out of your shoe, then that should give you enough room to get out. {Miss Info from the looks of it is trying to do just that, and after a while, she pulls out her foot sans shoe from the box, and conveniently pulls her shoe out afterwards. Loud is able to do the same a few seconds later} Miss Info: Phew, that was actually simple. {She spoke too soon, as suddenly a square, steel tile jumps out of the ground below the two. Then the boxes turn into prison bars and another bar comes out on the top of that. To make a long story short, when all is said and done our heroes are in another one of those box like prison cells. Then somewhat dramatically, the door opens and Gene comes out} Gene: Hahahaha, what brilliance! Don't you appreciate the genius of that? I fooled you not once, not twice, but thrice! Quite a fitting way for us to finally meet in person.{He walks up to the cell} Miss Info: Well, you certainly don't look like the trademark mad scientist. Gene: I don't? Well, as even you should know, I'm someone full of surprises. Loud: All right Gene, now that you have us, what are you going to do? The marathon will be over in about 15 minutes, you said you'd be back on TV at that time, so what's the scheme? I don't think you merely wanted our reputations ruined by annoying everyone to death, what's your real agenda? Gene: Very well, I'll tell you what my goal is. A goal very realistic and a goal that deserves to befulfilled. The goal....of your timely and overdue demises. Miss Info: Wait a minute, after all your threats, all your insults, all you want to do is kill us? That's a bit of an anticlimax. Loud: If you wanted to kill us, why couldn't you do it the normal way, why a marathon? And how would a marathon destroy us? Gene: Why it's all very simple. If I did it the normal way, I would probably be caught, be labeled a fugitive and taken to jail, besides I can't bring myself to kill someone, not even you. But if I convince the world that it's a good thing to kill you, and it is, then I would be labeled a hero instead of a convict. Miss Info:{Confused}So, you're asking for the world's permission to get rid of us? Gene: No, you, you...blast I'm running out of insults here, um...witless sponge, yes that's it. I'm not going to kill you, but everyone else will. Once the marathon ends, I will convince everyone that the only way to avenge the last 24 hours is to wipe you off the face of the earth, and that shouldn't be hard. I'm just disappointed that the people need a marathon to realize what must be done. And I'm sad that I needed to have my life ruined to realize the same. Loud: EXCUSE ME FOR STATING THE OBVIOUS REASONS FOR YOUR SAYING THIS STUFF, BUT ARE YOU SAYING WE DESERVE TO DIE?! Gene: Of course. We live in a pleasant, entertaining world, and it doesn't deserve to be tarnished by having unpleasant, degrading, sanity trying people like you in it. You are annoying, one dimensional, loud, idiotic, with no redeeming qualities, and any you have can't possibly make up for your many bad ones, why should you live? The world will be better off without non funny characters like you. Loud:{Low}Are you trying to intimidate us and make us believe that what you say is true? WELL IF YOU ARE IT WON'T WORK! WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU THINK WE ARE, AND WE CAN DEFEAT YOU AND RISE AGAINST YOUR SLANDEROUS REMARKS BECAUSE WE'RE BETTER PEOPLE THAN YOU!!{Miss Info smiles} Gene: Sigh, Loud you may not realize it, but this is a serious hostage situation, not a comedy club. So don't try to make me laugh with that better person hogwash. Whoops, too late.{He chuckles} Miss Info:{Very angry}You psychotic monster!!{She try to grab him through the bars, but can't} Gene: Ooh, the dunce is mad at me, I'm so scared! Give it up you two, you've lost. Time and luck are luxuries, and in your case, they're luxuries which you have just been evicted from. In another hour a vengeful mob will prove that fact by killing you both. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with the entire world and you have a date with said angry mob. Don't get used to being alone, you won't be for long.{He walks back into the house laughing} {Cut to the original Histeria meeting room. The cast looks gloomy as they watch the marathon still on TV} Charity: I'm not happy. Father Time: None of us are, especially that we still don't know what that...villain has planned after this. {Fade to Harry talking on the phone in his car} Harry: It's bleak, I know, but I'm almost at Gene's house, when I get there I'll bring down his operation, whatever it is. Sammy: I hope so, you may be our last hope, and{he is cut off as we hear more yelling through the phone. Harry sadly hangs up. Cut now to a cringing George and Martha} George: The only thing keeping me sane is that this will all be over in a few seconds. Timmy: Well, there's one good thing about this. Julia: Yeah, we couldn't go to school today, yay! This is certainly better than faking colds to not go. Martha: 10 seconds until 4:00, let's count it down! 9, 8{joined by George}7, 6 Sally/Jim: 5, 4. Histeria cast: 3, 2. Harry: 1. George/Martha: 0! {The TV goes to static and George and Martha cheer. They are about to leave, but then the static begins to clear up and we now see Gene, only more neatly dressed} Gene: Good afternoon once again world. Before you begin to recover from the last 24 hours, I have something to tell you that you'll need to hear. My name is Dr Gene Burrows, and as you may have determined, I was the one in charge of the whole thing and was responsible for the volume and locking you inside and everything. {George and Martha get a bit angry hearing this} Gene: Now before you get into a hissy fit about it, I must tell you that this was done for a good reason. It was done to make you realize that something must be done. For the people in California and Long Beach, you must hear this since what I ask from you you can do faster since you're closer to my place, but even though the rest of the world can't, you still must hear this. In other words, you people aren't going anywhere until you all hear the truth. {We now cut to Harry who's listening to this on the radio} Gene: Now then, it's time for the rest of you to hear and obey. Those two characters you just saw, Loud Kiddington and Miss Information, they've just tormented you for an entire day. I don't think you should just stand by and forget about that. I did all this for a purpose, and the purpose was to make you come to the conclusion that they should be punished for this. In other words, the reason I did this is because I want you to kill them! Harry: Oh my, a bit anticlimactical, but expected.{Pause} I'm here. {Harry drives up a few feet away from Gene's house, hidden from view. We hear Gene talking as Harry comes out of the car, takes out binoculars, and sees Loud and Miss Info in the cell} Gene: Now I understand that killing them is a bit extreme and you may not want to do it. But I want you to consider this. Is it worth living in a world where annoying characters like that exist? Is it worth living in a world where these two can get away for what they did to you unpunished? I wasn't the one driving you to insanity, I just aired their horrificness to you all, I didn't scream at high volume and say stupid things! Besides, they ruined my life and took away the only thing important to me. Do you want to be in a world where they could ruin a person's life and nothing is to be done about it?! I don't think so! Sally:{Watching the TV}Hey, he's right, why should we have people like that in the world? Jim: He wants us to kill them? I'm almost ready to do what he says. Gene: People like Loud and Miss Info are poison to our otherwise fair planet! And now the only cure is to rid the world of them. I want everyone who lives near 1313 Dewback Way in Long Beach and anyone else nearby to come down there, where I have these two captive, and eradicate them! I'd do it myself, but it will be for the better if you all come down to get them, a cruel punishment that fits the cruel crime! {At the meeting room, the cast looks with utter shock} Sammy: My goodness gracious, at any other time I'd consider this inspiration for a villain in my next movie, but now I consider this sick.{Everyone else is too stunned to reply} {At Harry's car, Harry now notices an open manhole, takes out a remote, and jumps down it as Gene finishes his speech} Gene: So come down to my house right away, and we will liberate the world from these two, and achieve not only vengeance, but redemption for the whole world!! I'll have the shields lifted right.....now and our liberation will begin! George: Come on Martha, even though Long Beach is hours away, maybe we can still figure in to the redemption at the end. Martha: Oh, but we need a babysitter for the kids, and I don't want to expose them to stuff like that! George: Oh, then I'll go myself!{He leaves. At Sally and Jim's, the two also decide to leave. Cut to an overhead view of two rows of houses, as people begin to overflow out of the houses and form a mob. Cut back now to Gene. Realizing that victory is close at hand, he begins to laugh maniacally and loudly} {We now go to a sewer, where Harry is walking and looking at a remote} Harry: Okay, from these reports I should be under that prison cell....now!{He stops and pulls out a small ladder, which he climbs and stops when he's right below the roof}Now how do I get them out of there? Gasp, of course, this is a job for my other new invention! {He pulls out a chainsaw. Cut to a depressed Loud and Miss Info. A tapping sound is heard and then we hear the chainsaw} Harry:{Muffled}Stand back!{We now see a hole being cut through the steel floor, although we don't hear anything now. A steel circle falls revealing the floor and Harry's head pops up}Well, at least I know now my silent chainsaw works like a charm! Miss Info: Who are you? Harry: I'll explain everything, but for now I've got to get you out of here before that angry mob shows up! {He steps down from the ladder. Miss Info picks up Loud, heads down to the ladder, and jumps off. Harry picks up the steel circle and pulls out a case of super glue. He puts glue around the circle, then puts the circle into the hole and it fits perfectly} Loud: What was that for? Harry: To fool Gene when he sees that you're gone. Now we need to get to his house. Miss Info: What? Wouldn't it be better to get as far away from here as possible? Harry: Even if we do, we won't be safe as long as everyone wants to kill you. We must get inside his house to fix that, I'll explain on the way. {He runs off down the sewer. Loud and Miss Info look thoughtful, then decide to follow him. Cut now to Gene who's holding a glass of wine} Gene: This may be premature, but here's to a glorious day of justice. {We now see him toasting to a mirror image of himself. He then drinks the wine quickly, and then begins to hear some angry murmurs coming from outside. Smiling, he leaves the control room, leaving the door a crack open, goes down to the third floor and goes onto a balcony. And now we can see a rather angry group of people standing outside the front gate, basically the trademark angry mob. Gene pulls out a megaphone} Gene:{Talking through the megaphone}Ahem, welcome angry mob! First of all, I'd like to thank you for forming this angry mob. Second, you will not have to wait long to fulfill your bloodlust for our enemies. As you can see, they are trapped inside that prison cell nearby. They are unable to escape. They are...{finally noticing that the cell is empty}GONE! {He pulls out a pair of binoculars and scans the cell} Gene: Hmm, from what I can tell, the lock is still locked so they couldn't have gotten out there. And it appears nothing was cut or damaged. How did they get out? {Angry murmurs like "Hey, what's the deal?" "Where are they?!" and "You said they were here, where'd they go" are heard in the mob} Gene: People, people, please calm down, you will all have your chance to fulfill your vengeance, but right now I'm a bit lost as to their location. Hmm, why don't you all enter my house and we'll see if they're anywhere nearby the vicinities, but please don't knock over anything, I have tons of sensitive equipment! {The gate is opened and the mob enters the house. Cut now to somewhere else in the house. We see another hole being cut and soon enough one is made and Loud, Miss Info, and Harry with chainsaw in hand come through it} Harry: All right, we're in. Now we need to head for the fourth floor, undoubtedly where Gene directed the marathon. Loud: How do you know that? Harry: Whenever Gene builds or does anything, it's on the fourth floor. Like I said, I'd know this cause I know him better than anyone. Miss Info: It is a bit uncomfortable being around a friend of that maniac, but that stuff you said about being here to help and liking the show eases that quickly. Harry: We can discuss that later, come on! {They head towards a staircase and go up to the second floor, then journey up that floor's staircase, head into the third floor and go up that staircase until they're in front of the door. Harry notices it is still open, opens it, and they go into the control room} Miss Info:{Looking around the room}So this was where he directed this whole thing. Harry: Yes, and it's where we shall get him back at his own game.{He locks the door}Now, we need to get back control of the TV's, and use the only thing capable of eradicating the urge to kill, humor. You'll need to perform humorous jokes and such to make the citizens and mob laugh so they won't have any reason to kill you. Plus I don't think one of those patented sentimental speeches would help against _this_ mob. Loud: That's a good idea, but can we really do that? I know we haven't been very good at making people laugh, and the things we do to try only make them hate us. Harry: Don't talk like that, this is not the time nor the place to think of defeat. Look, I told you that you two make me laugh. If you can get one person to enjoy your antics, then obviously you're not that bad. Now go out there and give the laugh out loud performances of your lives, I know you can do it. {Harry goes over to work on the console. Loud and Miss Info look worried, then become determined. They walk over in front of a camera nearby} Harry: Okay, now I just need to hack into a few more systems to see how to work this thing.{Pushes a few buttons and some instructions come onto one of the screens}Yes, now to push a few more buttons. {Cut to the third floor as Gene and the large angry mob continue looking} Gene: Wait a minute, hold it. Why are we even looking in here? Terrific, while we've been searching like stupid people, they're probably halfway out of the city. Man: But they're both idiots, remember, so they'd have to be here. {A nearby TV comes on suddenly to static and in a few seconds Loud and Miss Info are on} Man: What'd I tell you? Gene{Irate}How did they get up there?! Well, whatever they're planning is going to have to be cancelled!! {He runs up the steps to the fourth floor door and sees that it's locked}Blast! And I just _had_ to make this door impenetrable and impossible to unlock without the key! {Fade to the meeting room as the Histerians see Loud and Miss Info on their TV} Tesla: What in the name of Westinghouse are they doing? If I were them, I'd be running halfway to San Jose by now. Sammy: I don't know, but if they're planning one of those long touching speeches, they're done for. Loud: Good afternoon world. As you know, I am Loud Kiddington. Miss Info: And I'm Miss Information. Loud: _Miss_ Information? And just how much information do you miss?{The cast laughs} W.O.W: I get it, they're trying to make everyone laugh so they won't kill them. Loud: You know something Miss Info, yesterday I went to a nice little restaurant and ordered a Caesar salad. Miss Info: Really? Which Caesar did you order salad for, Julius or Octavian? {At Gene's house, most of the mob laughs at the joke. Gene however, is trying to drive a stake through the steel door with no success} Gene: Stop laughing, you humor obsessed morons! Miss Info: But I have to tell you, on TV last night I saw "Frasier" and I found out the guy playing him is called Kelsey "Grammer" Loud: Oh, they decided to add the word Kelsey to the word grammar, eh? {The mob laughs again. Cut to George and Martha's house as Martha and the kids laugh} Loud: Speaking of name puns, don't you find it a bit strange that the last name of the spooky actor that Kids WB always makes fun of is "Walken"? Miss Info: Really, where's he "walking" to, Hollywood and Vine? Or should I ask, Hollywood _or_ Vine? {At Gene's house, the mob continues to laugh while Gene swings an ax at the door to chop it down, but he's having no luck} Man: Hey, this is funny, why should we kill people that comes up with puns like that, and ones involving that Walken guy to boot. Gene:{Really angry}Weren't you LISTENING TO ME A HALF HOUR AGO?! You're supposed to kill them, not laugh at them!!! Miss Info: One more thing, we all know that Karl Marx, the founder of communism, has the same last name as that hilarious comedian, Groucho. That's why we parodied him after Groucho in that "Communuts" episode. Loud: Yes I remember, and I'll bet this was what he really said at the first Communist meeting. "Marx my words, the Communist party will topple capitalism, but first let me grab my glasses and cigar and my brothers Chico and Harpo and we'll go around making puns everywhere!" {The mob laughs again at this. A few begin to leave the room. Gene notices this} Gene: WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE GOING?! Man: We're leaving, we don't want to kill anymore, we're too doped up on laughter! {Many mob members laugh and leave until only 9 people are left} Man 2: Those idiots! Don't worry Mr Burrows, we still want to kill. {Gene nods his appreciation, then pulls out another chainsaw and tries to create a hole through the door. Back at the meeting room, the Histerians are laughing} Sammy: Ha ha, oh I taught them well, I never knew they could be _that_ funny! Aka: Hold up, do you hear something? There's some sort of noise in the background of that place.{The cast tries to listen in closely at the TV} Toast: Dude, that sounds like a gnarly chainsaw! Charity: That means they're not out of the woods yet and are still in danger. Pepper: There has to be something we can do to help them! Froggo: I don't think so unless we found a way to acquire super speed in the next few minutes to run to Long Beach. Tesla: Hmm, it would take a genius to figure out how to get there in time, right? Father Time: Yes it would. Tesla: Well in that case, you've come to the right man, follow me. {They follow Tesla to his lab and stop near something large covered behind a sheet. Tesla pulls off the sheet to reveal some sort of teleporter, similar to the one in "The Fly"} Nostradamus: Wow, that's some large, um, um, thingamabobber there. Smarty-pants: Actually, it's called a teleporter. Tesla: Thanks for spoiling the surprise. I call it the matter teleportation device, the next big step in teleportation. Normally you'd need another one of these to teleport somewhere or you'd need to mark a X to wherever you want to go to do the same. Chit: Yeah but we can't mark off Gene's house with an X. Tesla: Let me finish, Mr Chatterson. As I was saying, this device is different. All you need to do is step in it, type in wherever you want to go, and you will be teleported there. There's room for as many as 14 people in this thing too, and if I'm not mistaken, we all total that number. Sammy: Yes! You've got to teleport us to inside of Gene's house so we can fend him off before he gets Loud and Miss Info! Tesla: I was going to do that, Mr Melman. Just get into the teleporter.{They all go into the teleporter} Cho-Cho: Wait a minute, has this thing ever been tested? Tesla: No actually. I was going to tomorrow though. Cho-Cho: What if this thing goes haywire and it sends us to the wrong place? And with no other teleporters, we'd be stranded. Lucky Bob: Yes, oh wise one. Father Time: It's a risk we're gonna have to take, the lives of our friends depend on it. {Tesla presses a few buttons on a panel, the teleporter closes, and they are beamed out. Back at Gene's house, Gene is still using a chainsaw to go through the door, with only marginal success. Just then, a green light shines and the Histeria cast is now in the room} Toast: Whoa, nasty trip. But it looks like it worked! Gene:{Really, really angry}YOU?!! HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!! Tesla: Thank a certain genius for that, Mr Burrows. Gene: Oh right, the crazy Tesla. Well, you're all going to regret coming here.{Pointing to the remaining mob}Stop them! {The cast starts to run up the stairs, but before they get far the 9 people jump in front of them} Sammy: Um, we're in a bit of a pickle, could you people excuse us while we stop the villain? Mob: NO!{They go into fighting positions} Fat man:{In a sort of Brando voice}You'll have to go through us if you want him. This is an offer you can't refuse, even if you wanted to. W.O.W: We can't do that, we can't hurt them, they're just normal people corrupted by Gene. Woman: You may not want to hurt us, but we're going to hurt you.{She kicks W.O.W down the stairs} Sammy: I don't think we have a choice here, we're gonna have to fight them! {The two groups run towards each other and begin to fight. Sorry, no "Batman" effects here. Two men walk up and notice Tesla} Man: Ahh! It's Christopher Walken! Man 2: No Jerry, that's not Walken, it's that crazy scientist Nikola Tesla. Jerry: Oh yeah, that guy who failed to build the death ray and who as you said, is a lunatic!{This makes Tesla very angry}And you know what, Charles? He probably wasn't even much of a genius! Tesla: That's it! You can question my sanity, you can say that I built strange things, but never, ever question my genius! Oh, and one more thing. ENOUGH WITH THE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN JOKES!!!! {Tesla punches and kicks the two for a few seconds. After that, they tremble and run away. In another part of the room, the fat man corners Pepper} Fat man: All right, before I take you out of the picture, go ahead and say it. Pepper: Say what? Fat man: I know you're going to jump around thinking I'm Vito Corleone, so go ahead and say that I do so we can get it over with. Pepper: Actually, you don't look like him at all. Fat man: Okay nice try, go ahead, say it, you mistake everyone for famous people, why not me? Pepper: I mean it, you really don't look like anyone I know. Fat man: What? Oh, I'm not good enough to be mistaken, eh? You'll mistake everyone else for someone famous but not me? Come on, admit it, I am just as pudgy as Corleone, and I said that infamous offer you can't refuse line too, say it! Pepper: Nope, you're not Corleone at all, and I don't need you to sign my book to prove it. {This being the last straw, the fat man screams and runs away} Pepper:{To Charity}Um, just to be sure, that wasn't Corleone was it, because it really _did_ look like him, but I just said he didn't to get rid of him. Charity: That wasn't Corleone, now come on, the others still need our help. {Elsewhere in the room, a nerdy fanboyish person comes menacingly near Sammy} Nerd: This is for destroying Kids WB!{Hits him}This is for showing Pokemon over and over again and letting it destroy any good programs left!{Hits him again} Sammy: You hate Pokemon? Nerd: Yes, you show them almost 24/7 a day, I can't stand it, especially now that there's a movie coming up. Sammy: Oh, then you shouldn't be happy that Pokemon will be crossing over with Batman Beyond next year making it Pokemon Beyond, then taking over Men In Black making in Pokemon in Black, and finally making a sequel to the movie that apparently those idiotic critics hate. Nerd: Really? AAAAAHHHHHH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, LET ME OUT OF THIS TORTURE OF POKEMON!!!!!!{He runs away} Sammy: Ha ha, gotcha, none of that's gonna happen, with the exception of the sequel. {A man and woman then try to sneak up on Sammy, then the man screams} Woman: Bob, are you okay? Bob: Something bit me!{We see now Fetch is biting Bob's leg. He then lets go and bites the woman's shoe. Terrified, the two run off} Sammy: Fetch? How'd you get here? Fetch: After Gene let everyone out, I ran to the meeting room to see what you were doing, then I saw Tesla's teleportation thing and came here. W.O.W: You certainly look rested. Fetch: Well I did get a good sleep today. Froggo: You actually slept through that noise? Fetch: Hey, I'm the pet of the loudest kid on Earth, after a while you get used to it. {While they are talking, the remaining 3 people left, two men and a woman, pull out guns and aim them at the others, but then the guns are suddenly replaced with flowers} Man 1: Hey, who replaced our guns with flowers? Cho-Cho: Lucky Bob did. Lucky Bob: Hi oh! Woman: Say, I've always wondered, why do they call him Lucky Bob? Cho-Cho: Because one day when he sneezed, a silver dollar came out of his nose. Now silver dollars come out every time he sneezes.{Lucky Bob is about to sneeze a really big sneeze} Lucky Bob: Ah...ah....CHOO!!!!!!{A whole pile of silver dollars come up in front of the group} Man 2: Wow, there's got to be at least 150 dollars in front of us! Now I can buy that new fishing pole! Man 1: Oh no you don't Lenny, I want that for my new barbecue! Women: You won't get anything, I'm taking this to use to buy things on QVD! {They fight over the money then run away chasing Lenny who's gotten a hold of it all} Gene: You idiots!! Sammy: Well well Gene, now it looks like the tables have turned. Gene: Not very likely, I still have a trick or two left. Your pals are still as good as dead. Aka: You're not gonna kill them Gene, we're gonna kick your butt and stop you stone cold.{The cast runs up the stairs} Gene: I have a better idea. Why don't you all enjoy the crisp late afternoon air instead of aggravating me? Histerians: NO! Gene: Tough! {He pulls a lever near the door and the stairs turn into a ramp. The cast slips down the ramp, except for Tesla, who slips off and lands to the right of the room away from view. A trap door is opened at the bottom of the ramp and the cast falls through it, goes down a chute, and lands outside of the house. Gene then goes back to work on the door} {Cut to the control room, where Harry is keeping a watchful eye. Suddenly a tiny hole is made and we can see Gene through a peephole} Harry: Hello Gene. Gene: Harry? I should have known! I should have known you'd side with them!! Harry: This is for your own good Gene, as your friend I have to tell you that if you continue this, revenge will become your life and it will be ruined. You can't let yourself be consumed by this, you have to let it go. Gene: Really. That's not what a true friend would say. A true friend would understand my cause and that this must be done, they ruined me! You have to understand! Harry: Either way, I'm still going to help stop you, for your own good. Gene: Oh is that so?{He uses the chainsaw to make a bigger hole and he climbs into the room, dropping the chainsaw}In that case, you'll have to die too. Loud! Miss Info! It's time to cancel this program, permanently! {He turns off the console and comes ominously near the threesome. They run away with Gene close behind them. Harry opens a nearby door and he and Miss Info enter a room, but Gene desperately grabs Loud's legs and he falls. Before Gene can pull him up, Miss Info comes by and kicks Gene in the face} Gene: OW!! Those high heels really hurt, ow! Harry:{Whispering}Quickly, while he's recovering, there is a staircase to the roof of this place, lets get up there before he gets up. {They run into the room, climb another flight of stairs, and open a door to the roof. Gene notices this just as they get away} Gene: Very well then, if that's how it's going to be, so be it! You have no idea how much I didn't want it to come to this!{He goes into a desk to look for something}You know the saying, "If you want something done right, do it yourself"?{He finds what he's looking for: it's a gun}Well, you've just forced me to live up to that saying. {He cocks the gun and heads for the roof. Cut to outside as the Histerians try to open the door, but can't. Then suddenly police begin to arrive} Policeman:{Sounding like Dennis Franz}This is police chief Timpowicz! What's going on here? Sammy: If we knew, we'd tell you, but we don't, since the door's locked. Besides, who are you guys rooting for? Timpowicz: Well, we want Mr Burrows to kill them, but we also do need to go by the book and arrest him for taking over TV.{A few officers try to kick and shoot the door, with no success} Officer: Hey, this door won't break! Father Time: I wouldn't expect anything less from Gene. Wait a minute, Mr Tesla's still inside!{Cut to Tesla who's recovering} Tesla: Whoa, that was unplea...sant...sant..sant...sant.{He looks at the many devices in the room. Tesla smiles just like Brain did in "Opportunity Knox"}These should come in handy.{We see the cast viewing this through binoculars} Aka: Well, we're not getting in there anytime soon. W.O.W: It's all up to Loud, Miss Info, and Harry now. {Cut now to Lydia's office again} Lydia: Hello, it's me yet again, Lydia Karaoke, and I'm here to protest the conclusion of this story! Slappy:{Coming on screen}What's wrong this time, anymore spiders? Lydia: No, look at this script for the upcoming events! I would be insane to let this be shown! Slappy:{Reading}What gives here? Where's the dynamite? Where's the explosives? He's only using a puny gun? Lydia: That's why I can't allow this to go on. Slappy: Well, his methods don't agree with me, but still I can't let you stop this just before the finale, so here's a parting shot from me!{She pulls out more explosives and blows up the desk again}Heh heh, I told you I'd be back! Speaking of being back, now let's go back to the story. {Fade in to the roof of Gene's house as Gene comes onto it with gun in hand. He looks around for the three good guys but he can't find them. We now see they are hiding behind a chimney. Gene continues to look for a while, then begins to smile} Gene: Well, I guess I'll go now! And leave those three cowards out there, and when I say cowards I mean cowards! But I wouldn't expect less from characters who are so degrading, annoying, and undeserving to still be living. And that Miss Information, boy, I'll reiterate once more; when they gave out brains she must have gotten the last one in the barrel!{Loud hears this and begins to get angry} Loud: GRRR!{Gene hears this and heads for the chimney. The three run away as Gene fires his gun, and misses. Gene fires twice more at the running trio and misses again} Harry: We need to split up, you guys. You two distract him and I'll sneak up on him.{He runs off from them} Gene: Harry, come back here! Loud: FORGET HIM, IT'S US YOU REALLY WANT TO KILL! Gene: And don't you forget it, not that you'll have much time on Earth left to! {He fires twice more and barely misses. They then hide behind another chimney. Gene climbs to the top of it and fires at them twice more and misses. They run alongside the front ledge of the house, but Gene runs for his life and quickly corners them as the ledge is a half foot behind them} Gene: Well well well, so this is how it ends for us.{They try to run to the left, but Gene sticks out his pistol in front of them. They try to run to the right and the same happens}No, there's no escaping this time. Look at it this way, either you'll die falling off the house, or die by being shot, I think being shot is less painful. {Harry stands behind Gene, he knows he has to move, but is frozen in place} Gene: Now, let's see. Which one of you will have the honor of being dead first? Ooh, this is a tough one.{Thinks}Well, whoever it is has to be the worst character of them all, so in that case{he points the gun at Loud}good bye Loud. Miss Info: No! {Through Gene's P.O.V, we see him stand back, cock the gun, and then his eyes close and three gun shots are heard} Gene: Hahahahaha! Look at that, not only do I get vengeance, I do it with my eyes closed and...AAAHHHH! {We see why he screamed; Loud is still standing and all right. However, Miss Info is lying on the ground and it's quite clear why, though no blood is seen and her face doesn't look all that painful} Gene: Hmm, well I would expect nothing more than an idiotic move by an idiot.{Points the gun at Loud again}Now to complete my revenge!{He pulls the trigger but a clicking sound is heard}Blast it, I'm out of bullets! Oh well, I still have two 10 bullets boxes left to use for reloading. {He pulls out a box of bullets and begins to reload the gun. Harry comes near Miss Info and Loud does too, they're both shocked and worried, Loud especially} Loud: Miss Info, you, you let yourself be shot to save me? Why? Miss Info:{A bit weak}Well, what kind of person would I be if I let someone I cared about be shot by that villain? Harry: I should have stopped him, this is my fault.{To Loud}I'll go take her to the back of the roof, you make sure what happened to her doesn't happen to you. Loud:{Nearly in tears}Please take good care of her, I don't want her to die. Harry: That makes two of us.{He pulls up Miss Info and goes to the back of the roof. A shaken up Loud sees Gene finishing reloading the gun. Thinking of all that he has done in the last 24 hours, he begins to get really angry. Gene then turns around towards him} Gene: Well, I may have sent one deserving person to the afterlife already, why don't you do us a favor and make it two?{He cocks the gun}When you get to Hades, give my regards to the devil. {This is the final straw. Loud screams, not his usual scream, but this one is a very, very, _very_ loud scream, and that's being too kind. Gene cringes from the sound and falls to the ground and before he can get up, Loud jumps onto his back} Gene: Get off me, you loud little brat! {Gene gets up and tries to point the gun at Loud, but he grabs his arm, and while Gene staggers around they fight for control of the gun. Gene is so intent on Loud that he doesn't realize that he is now dangerously close to the ledge. When he does, he begins to slip and his right foot does just that, he's only standing on his left one now. Loud then jumps off Gene, just as he begins to fall. But he grabs on to the ledge with his right hand and with it he hangs for dear life. Loud looks at him bitterly} Gene: Go ahead, drop me off this house and kill me. Loud: You know, I may just do that after all you've done. Gene: No, you can't, I know you can't. If you really are the good kind person Miss Info says you are, you wouldn't have the heart to kill me. You don't have it in you. {Loud steps back realizing he's right. Harry watches this and starts to walk toward him} Gene: I thought so. You don't have the guts to kill someone. And neither did I.{We now see his free left hand is still holding the gun. He brings it up}Until now. {Harry gasps. We see Gene fire the gun, but we don't see what happens. However, Gene's disbelieving face tells the tale; Harry is staggering and clutching his stomach, while Loud stands unharmed} Gene: I, I, I...I don't believe this!! Do you people have some sort of disease where you can't see that it's not worth it to kill yourself for him? For someone who doesn't deserve to still be alive?! Harry: He doesn't deserve to live, eh? Gene: Yes, thank you! Harry: That makes two of us. I thought you could be redeemed, but now I see this is the only way to stop you! {He pulls Gene's arm away from the ledge and he falls. However, he grabs onto a flag pole in the middle of his fall and is hanging onto it with his right hand with the gun still in his left. The police and the Histerians watch this intensely. Gene looks at them, then begins to smile} Gene:{To Loud and Harry}Well, it has become quite apparent to me that I am going to die soon. And I can't think of any two people I'd like to take to the next world with me than you two. {He points his gun upward towards the two and fires, but misses. The two run to the left and Gene continues to fire as they do so. Even as they run northward, the shots by Gene barely miss. Finally he runs out of bullets} Gene: Rats again! Only one box left, I'd better be conservative.{He puts the gun inside his mouth, then with his free hand pulls the last box of bullets out of his pocket and begins to reload. Loud and Harry are meanwhile at the far left of the roof} Harry: Did you hear that, he has only 10 bullets left. Loud, I have an idea, I'm going to{whispers his plan in Loud's ear} Loud: No, you, you can't do that, it's not worth it! Harry: I will not stand by and let that madman kill you, this is the last option. At least I'll have gone for a worthy cause. You just need to make him waste his bullets. Loud: But I still can't let you... Harry: Shhh. People say you're one dimensional with the yelling, please for our sakes, don't be one dimensional in saving lives. Now do it. {He walks away. Cut to the police and the Histerians down below} Sammy: Umm, Mr Timpowicz, when were you planning on DOING SOMETHING ABOUT THIS! Like stopping him?! Timpowicz: Well as we said, we want him to succeed, but we do plan to arrest him, but after he succeeds. Sammy: If you won't stop him, I will! {He grabs a gun from an officer. He then points it at Gene who is now finished reloading the gun. Before Sammy can get a shot off, we see Gene turn towards him and without any emotion, he fires his gun , and we then see Sammy fall down. Gene now turns his attention to a running Harry} Gene: HARRY!!!! Loud: HEY GENE! LEAVE HARRY ALONE, IT'S ME THAT YOU WANT! YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME DEAD FIRST!! Gene:{Extremely cold}Prepare to suffer a fate of indescribable pain.{Normal}Otherwise known as being shot, you can choose your pick of description. {He fires at Loud and once again narrowly misses. Loud runs back and forth from left to right as Gene continues to fire. He keeps on missing but he's getting closer. However he's getting angrier as Loud continues to avoid him, and he fires quicker and with more rage, until a clicking sound is heard; he is now out of bullets. He looks and sees the police now pointing guns at him, and the Histerians looking at him with vengeful intent on their faces. Now realizing all is lost, Gene screams in anguish} Timpowicz: Okay Gene, are you ready to come down now? Gene: NO!{Low}It's not over. You fools haven't won anything. Right now all you've earned is a rest until the inevitable! THIS ISN'T OVER YET! Voice:{V.O.}Oh no? {We now see Harry standing above Gene. He then jumps off the house and he is about to fall on the pole} Gene: Okay, maybe now it's over. {Harry lands on the pole, knocking Gene from his hold, and they fall. At that exact second, a window is broken and Tesla comes out with many pieces of equipment} Tesla: Hahahaha! At last, with all these devices I will finally be able to build a successful death ray! Sure it is wrong to steal this from him, but at least now I won't have to resort to one of those embarrassing death ray yard sales. {Just then, Gene falls to the ground, though we don't see it. Before Tesla can comprehend this, something falls on him. We now see Harry, alive and apparently well, sitting on Tesla, who is lying on the ground} Harry: I'm, I'm alive? I'M ALIVE! Hahahaha! I thought I was going to die, now they're okay and I'm alive! Oh thank you Mr{he then sees who it is}AAHH! Oh, it's you Mr Tesla, thank you for standing there so I could fall on you! {Tesla gets up and sees the devices flat and destroyed in his arms} Tesla: You broke my devices. Just when things were going right again the window smashes closed. What do you people have against genius?! Why must I be denied at every turn! Well let me tell you my death ray _will_ be built and ready to disintegrate anything! This, Nikola Tesla swears!{He begins to laugh madly, then he clucks like a chicken and runs away} Loud: WHAT A NUT! W.O.W: Now that's a undeniable fact if ever I heard one. Harry: Loud, are you all right? Loud: I'M FINE, OR AS FINE AS ANYONE CAN BE AFTER THIS. IS GENE DEAD? {Timpowicz checks out Gene} Timpowicz: No, he's not dead, but he's in bad shape. He needs an ambulance now. Loud: WELL SEND OUT ONE FOR HARRY TOO, HE GOT SHOT. Harry: No, I'm fine, it's not serious. But I do feel a little weak, maybe some blood spilled while I was falling. I should go to the hospital, but I don't need an ambulance. Froggo: Get someone to take Sammy to the hospital too, Gene got him pretty good, though he's still conscious. Sammy:{Weak}Did we win? Charity: Yeah, we won, now just rest and you'll be fine. Loud: WAIT, YOU STILL NEED ONE MORE AMBULANCE. MISS INFO, SHE'S IN BAD SHAPE AND SHE NEEDS TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL TOO. Timpowicz: Wait a minute, why should we? She drove us crazy just as much as you did, most of us want her dead, not alive. Loud: I WON'T LET HER DIE! IF YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED OUT THERE THESE LAST 24 HOURS, YOU'D KNOW WHY I FEEL THIS WAY. SHE HELPED ME THROUGH SUCH A DIFFICULT PERIOD, SHE TOLD ME THINGS I'VE NEVER BEEN TOLD BEFORE, SHE... Timpowicz:{Interrupting}All right, enough with the mush! We'll send a ambulance for her and Gene and police escorts to the hospital for the other two. {Cut to later on as a crowd and two ambulances are near Gene's house. Miss Info is being loaded on a stretcher to one, while Gene is about to be loaded to the other. Loud watches the ambulance with Miss Info drive away} Voice:{Weak}Loud. {Loud turns around and sees the other ambulance. He sees that Gene is awake, however barely. He comes over to him} Loud: Yes Gene? Gene: I was right. You haven't won anything. Loud: What do you mean, you failed in killing us. Gene: Temporarily. I said that you couldn't bring yourself to kill me and I was right. If I had been falling from four stories I'd be dead, but from three I'm alive, but barely. That's why you will lose eventually, and why I, like another great general once said, shall return.{Chuckles to himself} Loud:{Leaning in closely to Gene}Save it for the insane asylum....Doc. {Gene gives no expression and is put into the ambulance. It then drives off. Loud turns and stares at the rest of the cast, who have concerned looks on their faces} Loud: Well, now what do we do? Father Time: We may as well rent a motel to stay in until everything clears up. Let's go.{They walk away} {Time passes and now it's nighttime. The area is now deserted but just then two cars come up in front of the gate} George:{Coming out of one car}All right, where are the soon to be deceased villains? Jim:{Coming out of the other car}Make way for Jimmy....wait a minute where is everyone? Sally: I told you they'd be dead by now. George:{Noticing the two}Phew, at least I'm not the only one who came down 3 hours too late. Sally: Thank you mister, for making us feel the same way. Boy I guess we're pretty bad on timing, eh? George: Don't I know it. This reminds me of the time where... Jim: Wait a minute, I know where this is going. Are we going to regale ourselves with long stories, then become friends through this chance meeting? George: Looks that way. Jim: Well then, put 'er there pal, my name's Jim! {They continue to yak through the night. Cut now at daytime to a normal looking motel with a sign nearby reading "Welcome to Motel-7". A caption reads "Three days later" The cast is sitting at a hotel room, listening to a radio} Newsanchor: Well, the loose ends were mostly tied up today in the marathon saga. Dr Gene Burrows is still in a hospital bed, but in prison too, as he was sentenced to life in jail and him and his bed are in a jail cell at the Long Beach maximum security prison. Worldwide polls read that most people now don't want to kill Loud and Miss Info, but are still angry at the events of three days ago.{The radio is turned off by Sammy} Sammy: Well, it looks like we got out of this almost unscathed, though we're still waiting for what's happening with Miss Info. Toast: Yeah dude, why won't they tell us what's going on with her? W.O.W: Well, we would have gone to see her, but it was advised that we not appear in public for a while after all this. Also the hospital didn't call us because they said that people that still want to kill us could possibly trace their calls to here, and if reporters know how she is, they won't say cause they want to forget about all this as quick as possible, since all the dirt on the story has already been uncovered. Sammy: Yeah, and since I'm less infamous than her, that's why my situation was made more public to you. {Father Time notices Loud sitting with a vacant expression} Father Time: Loud, are you alright? Fetch: Hey pal, what's the deal? You should be happy, you didn't get killed and that Gene guy is gone for good. Loud: I know, but I've been thinking about what he said. I have a feeling a dark cloud has entered my life and Gene Burrows is its name. Charity: What do you mean? Loud: Well, although none of us got killed, we still made quite a bit of enemies from this. We're also back where we started and possibly in a worse position than before with the WB execs. If they wanted to get rid of us before, they'll stop at nothing now. Plus, there's the haunting thought that when Gene recovers from falling off his house, he'll escape from jail to...finish what he started. Pepper: Whoa, that's depressing, real, but depressing. Lucky Bob: Yes now. Aka: Yeah, this is totally different from your usual cheerful self. Father Time: What can we do to make you happy again?{A door knock is heard}Hold on I'll get it.{He opens the door}Hello? Gasp, well look who it is. Hey, look who's back! {Miss Info comes into the room} Sammy: Miss Info, you're back! What happened? Why were you there so long? Miss Info: Well I did lose an considerable amount of blood from the gun shots, so the night I was taken in I got a blood transfusion. I stayed the next day to recover, then today I filled out papers and they let me out.{She goes over to Loud, who can only stare at her}Well Loud, I didn't die, are you happy to see me? Loud: Father Time, you asked me what you could do to make me happy again? Father Time: Yes? Loud: Well the answer is staring right at me.{He goes over and hugs Miss Info}I'm so glad you're alright. Miss Info:{Hugging him back}Shh, don't worry, it's all over.{They break the hug}Well I assume you've had time to tell the others what happened. Loud: Yes I did, and as I said, I said very kind and choice words about you. Miss Info: Good, now it's my turn to keep my end of the bargain. Loud: Is this really a good time? Miss Info: In one word, yes.{To others}Now as you know, there's the myth that Loud here is merely loud and nothing more. But that's exactly what it is, a myth. Have any of you tried to prove that to yourselves? Nostradamus: Well Missy Information, we do know that he must have more personality than just his voice, but he yells so darn loud and so often that we don't have any opportunities to prove it! Miss Info: Well if you did Nosferatu, you'd find out what I did three days ago. But instead of going into a heartfelt speech, I wrote some examples down to prove that beyond his voice, Loud is a very sweet guy. {She gives Sammy a piece a paper and the rest crowd around to read it} Sammy: Hmm, he defended her from all of Gene's ruthless attacks on her intelligence. Father Time: He also cheered her up by driving bad thoughts from her mind with positive thoughts. Chit: And he overall helped her out through and through on the most difficult period of her life? Gee, is all of this on the level? Miss Info: Yes it is, if it wasn't for him I probably would never have made it like I did. Fetch: Then how come we didn't hear about this side of him until now? Loud:{A bit nervous}Um, because I thought that if I did, you'd say it was just an act to distract you from my voice. Sammy: What? No, of course not! Frankly with your voice we'd appreciate seeing any other side so we wouldn't have to hear it. Toast: Um, isn't that a bit mean, Sammy dude? Loud: Well, no more. Because of my inability to do anything else than yell on and off the show, it nearly got us all killed. From now on, you'll be seeing a whole new side of me. Though I'll still be yelling since it's a hard habit to break, the side I showed to Miss Info is going to be displayed for all! And I'll start by stating that you should think of her the same way she wants you to think of me. Miss Info: Heh, now _I'm_ a little nervous and embarrassed. Loud: Don't be. I'll just say that though you don't have much smarts up here{points to his head}you make for it down here.{Points to his heart} Sammy: Well on that note, now that everything's tied up, we can all get out of here and go back to Burbank! {The others cheer and head out the door. Sammy, Loud, and Miss Info are the last ones out} Sammy: Oh that reminds me, what happened to Harry? I haven't heard from him since this all happened. Miss Info: Well, I saw him outside the hospital, he's okay, and he said that he's going over to the prison that Gene's in tonight to, as he said, put the final nail in the coffin of his sanity. Sammy: Will we ever see him again? Miss Info: He said that if we ever return to this city, it's a guarantee we will. And he said that he'll be seeing us every morning, on TV. Loud: You know, we must have really made an impact on him if he did all that he did to help us. If our show made such a difference on this one guy, I think all our efforts will have been worthwhile. Sammy: Yes, but it's a shame we didn't do the same to millions more people. Miss Info: Let's not think about that for now, save that for when the execs call us.{They get to the front door. Sammy is the first to walk out} Loud: Right now I don't want to think about execs, I just want to get back to Burbank and count my blessings for having such help and luck in this saga.{Holds the door for Miss Info}After you, my friend. Miss Info: I was going to say this could be the start of a beautiful friendship, and it could be, but why ruin it with reusing a 58 year old line?{They walk out of the motel together} {We now dissolve to night. It is pouring rain as we see an ominous looking building. A lighting bolt illuminates a sign reading "Long Beach Maximum Security Prison" Cut to a hall of prison cells, as Harry and another man carrying a TV walk down it} Harry: Thank you for arranging this, Mr Anderson. Anderson: Well, being the head of a prison of many convicted felons is really trying on my temper, and your former friend's marathon didn't help much. Harry: Yes, but even with that I wouldn't have chanced doing this if he wasn't still in a hospital bed. Anderson: I see what you mean, from what you've said he's quite tricky. Harry: You'll be learning more and more about that the longer he's here, and let's hope he'll be here for a long long time. {They then turn to a prison cell. Mr Anderson opens it, and we now see Gene lying in a hospital bed. His left arm and leg are in a cast, but the rest of him looks better than when we last saw him} Gene:{Looking at Harry}Well, look who it is. Harry: Hello Gene, do you remember me? I ask this in case you suffered brain damage from the fall. Gene: Even if I did, it would be hard not to remember you. Harry: How are you feeling? Gene: I'd be better if I wasn't in a hospital bed and in jail. Harry: Well you brought it on yourself, if you hadn't acted so crazy and deranged trying to kill us, maybe you wouldn't have ended up like this. I tried to tell you the consequences of your actions, but you wouldn't listen. Gene: You know you can't keep me here forever. Once I recover from my injuries, I'll find a way out of here and I'll finish the job I started. It's only a matter of time until my mission and the world's redemption is complete. Harry: I know, but until then we want to finish _our_ redemption and this is a good way to start. {Suddenly hooks come out of the bed and Gene's eyes are propped open. Cuffs also come around his free arm and leg. Nearby, Anderson puts the TV on a nearby table in front of the bed} Gene: What is this, a recreation of "A Clockwork Orange"? Do I look like Malcolm McDowell to you? Who do you think you are, Stanley Kubrick?! Anderson: No, we just thought that you probably never had time to really take a look at the "masterpiece" you created and showed to us for a whole day. Harry: So we went through your lab and came up with....the tape containing the entire 24 hour marathon! And we thought that you of all people deserved a second viewing.{He puts the tape in a VCR} Gene: No, not that! ANYTHING BUT..{a gag then goes around his mouth and he can't speak} Harry: Enjoy Gene.{He and Anderson walk out. Gene gives a few muffled screams as he views the tape. We close up on Gene's horrified eyes as he screams one last time. The screen fades to black and we cut to Slappy watching this on a TV} Slappy: Well, I gotta admit, this was certainly better than that...Cat and Birdy...bunch of hooey...thingamabobber big something or other show. Skippy: But Aunt Slappy, I though it was "The Cat and _Bunny_ something or other show" Slappy: Whatever, at least this was better than it!{She turns and stares right at us}And for the rest of you, you can now rejoice, this story is over. Now go away, I need my beauty sleep!{Looks in a mirror and it cracks}And from the looks of it, I'll need days of it. {She goes to sleep as we fade to another overhead view of the prison. The narrator from before speaks} Narrator: And so the cast of Histeria narrowly avoided death from the hands of their enemies. However, you may point out that they didn't really get a very happy ending, and that's because it would take one more encounter with Gene Burrows to get it. But that is literally a whole other story. {After a second the narrator breaks character and begins to complain} Narrator: Oh come on, what kind of obvious, self promoting setup was that?! Yes, I know he didn't give any actual plot details, but...oh, what should I expect from these WBC writers, the guys who created the great "two places at once" gag?! Yes, I know the guy who wrote this wasn't responsible for that, but...oh, forget it, at least I'll get another meager paycheck from narrating the sequel....wait, what do you mean I won't be needed for that?! Fine then, there are plenty of other studios in need of my rich readings, I'll just go. Humph, ungrateful writers. {With this argument over, we fade to black as we now hear Gene's maniacal laughter, another hint that this war isn't over yet....} THE END CREDITS Gene Hackman: Dr Gene Burrows Geoffery Rush: Dr Harry Norman Laraine Newman: Miss Information/Charity Bazaar Cody Ruegger: Loud Kiddington Rob Paulsen: Sammy Melman/Mr Smarty-pants/Timpowicz Jeff Bennett: Nikola Tesla/Lucky Bob Frank Welker: Father Time/Fetch/The Snake Tress MacNielle: Toast/World's Oldest Woman/Pepper Mills/Cho-Cho Paul Rugg: Nostradamus Maurice LaMarche: Jim/George Nora Dunn: Lydia Karaoke/Martha/Sally Sherri Stoner: Slappy Squirrel Billy West: Chit Chatterson/Mr Anderson Nathan Ruegger: Froggo/Skippy Luke Ruegger: Big Fat Baby Tony Jay: Narrator |
