| {A gun comes out of the Weatherizer and stretches outside. It activates
and some visible wind comes out of it. It goes all the way to the bed and soon it is
pretty windy} Loud: Brr, it's getting windy all of a sudden. And cold too, substantially cold...uh oh, we have a problem.{Charity is now shivering again} Charity:{Shivering}Well, a-at least I'll only be feeling t-this way a little w-while longer. Loud: That's too long. We're about to cure you and we don't need any final reminders. Here, let me help you get warm.{Takes the blanket}I know you don't want to just lie there, but consider this as a little rest until this wind passes. Charity: Well, it's better than the alternative.{She lies down and Loud puts the blanket on her gently. However the wind then picks up and begins to blow the blanket back, then it flies away from Charity and she can't get it back before it goes away} Loud: Oh great, now what do we do? We can't have you freezing until we get there.{He looks over and sees a small abandoned house on the edge of a cliff to the right far away}Hmm, there's a good place to warm up. Charity: But if we rest there, the Scientist will pull ahead of us, he's obviously not far away. Loud: We can catch up to him easily, making sure you're not in bad shape is harder and the whole reason we're here is to make it easier. So we'll just drive the bed inside, get some warmth, then be on our way. {Loud turns the wheel to the right and heads towards the house. He then drives it into the open front door, however when they get there there's no actual room and the ground is still snow} Charity: Wait a minute, shouldn't an abandoned house still look like a room? And where's the floor, this is ground. Loud: And it's still just as cold in here....OH NO, THIS WHOLE HOUSE MUST BE SOME SORT OF HOLOGRAPHIC IMAGE!{The bed keeps going and drives right through the transparent wall}IT'S A TRICK! Charity: And look what the trick is!{We see they are now about to fall off the cliff, which is a pretty big one. The two scream as they go over} Loud: THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME WAY OF AVOIDING A CRASH! COME ON, STEERING WHEEL!!{Loud is trying to turn the wheel to the right to drive the bed onto the right of the cliff, and then after a while, he succeeds. He turns to the right again and now the bed is driving up the cliff} Charity: We made it! Loud: IT WORKED, WE CAN DRIVE UP TO SAFETY!!{Pause}Or maybe not.{We now see that snow is beginning to fall down the cliff, picking up more snow as it goes down, like a very small avalanche} Charity: That snow must have fallen down here thanks to our screaming. Loud: Well I knew that it was inevitable that we'd have to deal with this.{They try to drive through the snow, but with not much luck} Charity: This snow could very well cause a problem and knock us down! Loud: ISN'T THERE ANYTHING HERE THAT COULD FIX THAT?!{He begins to press random buttons on the front of the bed, and after pressing one of them, the bed then jumps off the cliff and flies forward like it was on a trampoline. It lands right at the edge of the cliff and they are able to drive back onto ground level} Charity: Phew, that jump button sure got us out of a problem. Voice: How about some credit for the one who started this mess?{The horse and carriage is now in front of them and the owner of the voice, the Scientist, is inside the carriage}My little fake wind and my holographic house should get thanks for your little near disaster. Now I am ahead in the race. Loud: YOU'RE TOO SMART AND CLEVER FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, AND THAT'LL COST YOU, I SWEAR TO THAT! Scientist: You're right on the clever part, and by the by, you should know it's not nice to swear. Oh, and have you noticed that everytime you try to help out Charity, the absolute worst always happens? The break in, the Wishing Star wish that will result in my takeover, and now when you tried to help her get warm, you fell down a cliff! Think about that next time. But now I'm off to the Wishing Star to get my wish and make sure there will be no next time. Ta ta.{The horses turn to the left and gallop away} Loud: That guy makes me so mad! However...he is technically right on that saving you part. Once again the worst did almost happen. Charity: Which is why we're going back on the trail, and get to the Star first to get our wish so the worst doesn't happen on this attempt to help me. Come on!{They climb back into the bed and drive straight ahead. We see the Scientist watching this on one of his monitors} Scientist: They are dedicated, but they'll have to fall soon enough. Crosby: Wait a minute, what about the other contestants that want to get to the Wishing Star? Have our partners succeeded in getting rid of them? Scientist: I was just about to ask you to monitor the entire area and see if they have. Crosby: I doubt you were about to do so, but I'll do it anyway.{He presses a few buttons on the console and looks at all the monitors which contain views of many areas around the land}Hmm, I'm seeing a lot of people here that we listed to get rid of, and apparently they haven't been.{Checks a piece of paper with names on it, then looks back at the monitors and gasps}All the people that we ordered taken care of are still around! None of them are gone and...oh no! The reporters have just gotten helicopters to get there! Scientist: So this is indeed more than a three team race. This is very disturbing....but on the other hand, we've been given a great opportunity. Crosby: Sir? Scientist: I think it's time we made an example of some certain people. Call all the villains and tell them to meet me at this spot right here, it looks like most of them are not far so they can do that fast. With some certain pieces of equipment and some phone calls, I can get rid of most of the villagers, and then, oh yes, when we show the other ones still standing what we've done, they'll have to turn back and go home, because the desire to find a Wishing Star and get one wish is hardly worth facing such wrath. Have you contacted them? Crosby: Yes I have, and most of them are at that spot. Apparently that Alexander guy is taking much longer to get there, but that doesn't matter. Scientist: Good, I'll jump out of here and meet them. You continue to make sure the horses keep going, when I'm done I'll use my prototype matter teleportation belt to get back. Crosby: Good, but make it quick, because we should be at the mountains at about 30-35 minutes, and our foes are probably at about that same pace. Scientist: Well, I'll just have to fix that. Fare thee well for now, my friend! {He jumps out of the carriage and runs away. Crosby watches him go then heads back inside. Cut to a bit later on, as the Scientist is addressing all the historical villains} Scientist: I have received word that you all have failed to get rid of any villagers, and I must say I am shocked. Stalin: It's not our fault, those villagers keep outsmarting us! You should have seen what the pants guy did to our death ray! Nixon: What about me?! That salesman and the movie producer played me like saps! Poe: And I'm still a bit shaken as to how the Superwriters scared me off. Ooh, happiness makes me so scared and frightened! Scientist: Enough exposition! Right now I will lead you to make up for these mistakes with various things I've come up with. Mr Nixon, take my matter teleportation belt and teleport to the office of the boss of Mr Chatterson.{Gives him the belt}There you will frame him for stealing money that belonged to his boss, and his motive will be that he was so bad at selling things that he needed the money, then he'll rush over to stop you and when he does, we'll be there to get him. It's just like your little Watergate break in, except you're doing it yourself and taking money instead of files. Nixon: I'd advise you not to mention that, lest it stir up bad memories and make me lose my focus. And what about Melman? Scientist: My soldiers will capture him. Mr the Great, you will try once again to capture those philosophers. Evil writers, take this big bag and go a few miles to the right. The Superwriters will be there and when that bag's content is released, it will make them fall into the trap I prepared. I think you'll like this one most of all, Mr Poe. Poe:{Taking the bag}Whatever's in there sure is noisy. Reminds me of the time the raven was constantly asking me for food, and....oh, I get it! Scientist: Good. Joe, Saddam, take this rope, lure the pants guy to you and make sure this holds him. I think that's all the people we need to eliminate now. Napoleon: What about the reporters, they're on the fast track to the Star with helicopters! Scientist: Not to worry, I'm about to take care of that right now. The rest of you go. {Pan to up in the air as a helicopter is flying by. Barry Ding is the passenger} Pliot: CMM is taking a big risk by letting you use the only copter they have, Mr Ding. I hope this gets us there quickly so you won't face their wrath. Ding: This is actually a tribute to my investigativeness, after I found out Moppel was going to use one, I had to get one myself to beat him at his own game. Sigh, sometimes it seems like such a shame to destroy him in the Nielsens, he's a worthy foe, but it's his own fault that he's the most known and often seen reporter here other than me, that put us automatically in this ratings war and now I have to use the Wishing Star to take him out. Pilot: Well, from my radar, I don't see any other helicopters by us, maybe we're ahead. Wait a minute...I'm getting something on top of us. Now it's coming up to the side, and..{he's cut off as he sees a helicopter through the right window, however there is no one piloting it} Scientist's Voice: Attention! This is an automatic piloted copter, and this is the voice of the Evil Scientist. You are pursuing the Wishing Star, and I don't want you to beat me to it. Either you surrender and turn back now, or the copter will take you out itself. Ding:{Through a speaker}You would really get ready to possibly destroy an innocent reporter to get the Star?{To the pilot}Start recording this, quick. Scientist: Yes, I would! Surrender and turn back, or I will! Mr Moppel is getting this same warning now, I'd rather you not share his potential fate. Ding: Fine, go, destroy us. I have this caught on tape. You take us out, and I'll take that tape, alter it so it makes it look like you had really no reason to do it, then I plea to the people that if you can take out an innocent anchorman, no one is safe. Then they could all revolt, and they probably will, they'll see it as the last straw and you will be destroyed by their hands. Scientist: Oh, that is a concern.{Pause}And it gives me more reason to take this down so you won't have the chance to do it! {The copter then bangs into Ding's, their blades collide, knocking both copters off course. The Scientist's copter bangs into Ding's again, much fiercer this time, and it does more damage. Finally it comes up below the other copter, moves to the right, and the blades go through the metal below, causing much of it to fly off. At that Ding's copter goes down. Ding then takes a tape recorder, then jumps out of the plane, activating a parachute. He goes to the ground safely while the copter does not. When he gets up, the Scientist, Napoleon, and Attila surround him with guns and rope} Scientist: I believe you have something of mine.{Takes the tape}Mr Moppel, you have company.{We see Moppel is tied up and lying on the ground} Ding: Can I guess that you tried to bride his mercy with a fake tape recording like I did? Moppel: You would guess right. I warn you Mr Scientist, I can still make up a tape and use it to ensure your downfall, it would be a taste of your own medicine since you do it all the time at WarnerLand. Scientist: You'll have plently of time to think about that in your cell, and you'll get there as soon as some other participants are put in it.{The three villains run away carrying Moppel and Ding, and we then see the Superwriters running by} Hemingway: The mountains aren't far away, and we haven't seen Poe and his cronies for some time, we're in good shape. Shakespeare: Every time someone says that, the worst always happens, so now I'm wondering what's going to happen to us now. Poe:{V.O}Well, why don't we find out?{The evil writers come into the scene still carrying a large bag}I'd like you guys to meet some friends of mine, it should be a very interesting and dare I say...{he opens the bag and then an entire flock of ravens fly out}painful get together! {The flock of ravens fly towards the Superwriters and surround them, pecking then and drving them backwards} Dickinson: Ow! Poe, ow, couldn't you have used a-ow!-bird _other_ than a raven for this?! Basho: It wasn't his idea, go ask the Evil Scientist. Now if you step back more you'll encounter something too long that I actually like! Dickens: You, liking something-ow!-too long?! I'd like to-ouch!-see what that is! Sappho: Okay, just watch your step! {The Superwriters continue to step back from the attack by the ravens, and then they fall into something. We see the snow below them is only covering a piece of tarp, covering a long, very wide hole, and they have fallen into it. Sappho then pulls out a piece of metal about the same shape as the hole and puts it on top} Scientist:{Coming back in the scene}Excellent work, and when I make my wish, you'll be free to destroy them as you guys see fit. Mr Moppel, Mr Ding, I think it's about time you made a special report on hole like prisons, let me give you a push!{He pushes Moppel and Ding into the now open hole, then closes the metal door} {Inside an office, Nixon is writing a note with money nearby, he looks a bit uncomfortable} Scientist's Voice: Mr Nixon, come in Mr Nixon. Have you teleported to the office succesfully? Nixon:{Into a walkie-talkie}Yes, I have gathered the money and am in the midst of tracing over Mr Chatterson's handwriting to make the note of him confessing to stealing it. Scientist: Wonderful, I knew I could count on you of all people to perform such a "trick", get it? Ha! Hey I've got an idea. Once we rule the world, we can convert this into a hotel, so you won't be ashamed to break into an office and you can say you were just breaking into something you're experienced in breaking into, a hotel! Nixon:{A bit upset and angry}Um, I don't think you need to make that joke. Scientist: Why not, I'd have figured you'd be used to it by now, that's what you're known for, and that's the image you can't help but shake, I'm sorry. Just get back to work. Nixon:{Low}No. Scientist: Could you repeat that? Nixon:{With gusto}No, absolutely not! I am not someone who just conducted a break in into a hotel, made up silly catch phrases, and deserved this aggravation about his mistakes! I am Richard M Nixon, former President of the United States, and I will _not_ be kicked around by my image any longer! And if I don't end my downward spiral by continuing to do what I'm doing now, if I live to the year 3000 I'll probably go crazy, be reanimated as a talking head and steal a robot's body to become President for evil!{Nixon then fades out of this scene and we see that he has been teleported back to an angry Scientist}I won't let that happen, and so, Mr Scientist, I quit!!{Finally notices where he is} Scientist: I see. Well I just teleported you back here to let you know I understand.{Takes back the belt and walks him over}I understand you would feel this way about what you've become, and I'm fully prepared to let you refuse to do what I ordered to purge your image away. Nixon: You really are?{The Scientist then kicks him in the shins, and now we see he is harshly tossing him into the once again open hole} Scientist: I think that can be taken as a big no, Mr Nixon! Enjoy your rotting in here!{Closes the door. He then turns and sees Alexander walking by}Alexander, where are my philosophers? Alexander: Um, well, the thing about that is, they um, got away, sir. I tried my best to capture them and used every rotten trick I could think of, but you know how smart they are, they got by me fast. Scientist: That's okay. Cause Joe and Saddam went over to do that task for me.{We see Stalin and Saddam coming into the scene carrying the tied up philosophers}I figured you wouldn't want to after I heard you plotting against me, so I fixed that little problem by doing it myself. Now it's time to fix another problem. {He opens the metal door and pushes Alexander into the hole. Stalin and Saddam then throw the philosophers in} Scientist:{Continuing}Getting rid of unruly threats to me, and your soldier buddies in the castle will be getting a surprise by my own legion soon enough. See ya then.{Closes the door}Joe, Saddam, take this rope and run over to capture the pants guy, my copter and my soldiers will handle the producer and the old lady. {Fade to W.O.W driving her car} W.O.W: Hmm, looks like those tiny rulers give up easily, I haven't....oops, I'd better shut up. Saying those sort of things just ensure they'll happen later, I've lived long enough to know that. And just think, if I get my wish, I'll have so much more time to learn everything else I don't know. I'm just going to put any doubts out of my mind now, and think of the bright future once my wish is granted. I won't think of anything bad until then. {Just then, a thumping noise is heard above W.O.W. She looks and sees that the auto piloted helicopter is right above her} W.O.W: Then again, things like that can be an exception. {She starts to drive as fast as possible, but the copter is still above her. Then a gun comes out below the copter, and shoots a big spear. It goes right through the hood and the engine, then another right shoots inside next to it. W.O.W then bails out and jumps just as the car goes up in flames. The copter then goes down to the ground in front of her, then a door opens to reveal a pilot} Pilot: I didn't pilot this, but I'll take off the automatic piloting system to drive you myself to the Wishing... W.O.W: Save it, I know these tricks, you're going to take me prisoner and trick me into believing you're taking me to the Star. Pilot:{Pulling out a weapon}Well, are you coming or not?! W.O.W:{Sighing}I'm too old for this stuff, so I'll go with you and not risk never becoming older. {Cut to Samuel driving the convertible. B.F.B then comes up to him} B.F.B: I had do go do the badroom. Samuel: What?! I asked you if you needed to before we left and you said you didn't! Well, I should expect this from you, but there aren't any bathrooms here and we can't stop when we're getting closer to the Wishing Star.{Suddenly soldiers come up and surround the area}Except for them. Soldier: Please step out of the vehicle and let us take you out of the decreasing list of competitors for the Scientist's star, or else face the consequences. Samuel:{Getting an idea}Consequences? You don't know anything about consequences! You don't know that until you face the most horrible fate of them all! Here, could you hold the baby for a second?{A puzzled soldier does just that}Okay little guy, you can let her rip!{I don't think I need to tell you what he does} Soldier: Aggh! My nose, my sensitive nose! Being...destroyed...by this stench! Let's get out of here! Second Soldier: I won't hesitate to agree!{The soldiers all run away} Samuel: Ha ha, I love you kid! Even when not in situations like that those kind of jokes are so funny! I don't know how anyone could hate it, well, I mean not hate it when they're not in firing range. Now get back in here, preferably way in back of me, and let's go!{B.F.B gets in and they go} {Cut to Mr Smartypants. He is running, and now we see Stalin and Saddam hiding in back. They wait for him to pass by, and when he does, Saddam runs towards him, and we now pan to their shadows to see Saddam apparently pulling Smartypants' pants down. He yells in shock, then we briefly see Smartypants' head rise up for a moment, then his arms pull his pants back up. That's all the time the villains need, and we pan back to them to see them grabbing Smartypants and tying his legs and hands together} Stalin: Well, let's see you get out of that, Mr Smartypants! Smartypants: How did you know my name? Well you should know it by now. Stalin: That's your name?! I was using it as a pun, I didn't know it was..hey, wait a second, I'm not going to be distracted for the third time! Saddam! Climb the highest tree nearby, then untie his legs, then tie one leg to the tallest branch so he'll be hanging around up there! {Saddam grabs Smartypants, then climbs up to the top of a high tree, unties his legs, and before Smartypants can do anything, he ties his left leg to the highest branch. We now see the Scientist viewing this on a small TV} Scientist: Perfect, this clip will fit right in with what I will show the remaining contestants. You have all done well, my friends.{Calls out to the open hole where W.O.W is a new resident}Though I can't say the same for my other two former friends! Alexander: I was right to plan to overthrow you, you crazy, poor excuse for a megalomaniac! Scientist: Poor excuse??!!{He pulls out a gun and aims it at Alexander's arm since he has armor, then shoots. It's a direct hit}I'll have you know I've spent enough time ruling this jerkwater burg of a village to learn a thing or two about being a not so poor excuse for a megalomaniac, and the key difference between me and other megalomaniacs is that I will soon be the first one to rule the world! Now that I've gotten rid of these threats, it's time for me to intimidate the other competitors into surrender. Toodles. {He closes the door, then puts back on his teleportation belt and turns it on. He is teleported to a spot where Samuel is passing by on his convertible. He then pulls out a small TV and throws it onto the back seat. As Samuel and B.F.B notice, he teleports somewhere else, where an angry Tesla is driving by on his sled} Tesla: I'm certainly glad Miss Info's apparently taken a hint and hasn't shown up lately, she saved my life but she destroyed my death ray!{The sled stops}Now what?! Fetch: Ooh look, a tiny TV! Maybe there are lots of shows starring dogs on right now, I'd like to see that. Tesla:{Grabs the TV}Give me that! She actually thinks she can stop my dogs by offering them TV, that's a new low!{Miss Info walks by} Miss Info: Actually sir, I don't recall putting that there. Tesla: Come on, who else could it have been?!{The TV then goes on all by itself}Well, this could be an answer. {Cut to Loud and Charity, who now have a TV on their bed too} Charity: It really is too unsporting of the Scientist to try to knock us out by throwing a TV at us. Who else could be responsible for that thing flying into here?{The TV then turns on again} Loud: I KNOW I DIDN'T TURN THAT ON. THAT SCIENTIST IS UP TO SOMETHING AGAIN, AND IT'S PROBABLY WORSE THAN JUST THROWING A TV AT US!{The Scientist's face is shown on the TV} Scientist: Hello, few remaining survivors of the race for the Wishing Star. I have just one request and reason for broadcasting this message, to convince you to surrender peacefully and stop going after the Star. Before you ignore that and go on, let me show you what I've done to other contestants. {Clips are now shown of Ding and Moppel's helicopters being shredded by the blades of the Scientist's copters and going, Smartypants being tied up to the branch, Nixon being pushed into the hole, W.O.W's car going in flames, the Superwriters being attacked by ravens, and Alexander being shot. Loud is horrified} Scientist: That's how I got them out of the picture. Even my own insolent allies got the boot too, so if they can go down, none of you are safe. I don't think going after a Wishing Star is worth facing such wrath, so if you think that's true, surrender now, or else join them in defeat and pain. I'm going to keep on replaying those clips over and over until you do, you can't turn them off and they're too memorable to ignore. Maybe after that you'll not risk sharing that fate, but I'm prepared in case you're willing to take that chance. Thank you, and so long.{The Scientist's face disappears and the previous clips begin to replay} Loud: THAT MONSTER! Charity: I know, that's horrifiying, but it's even more reason for us to get that Wishing Star and prevent that sick...well, whatever other words I'd like to call him are not words people of our age would say. Let's go! {They drive away much faster this time. However, Loud is still looking at the clips, and when they end the Scientist's face is shown. He looks at it intensely for a few moments} Loud:{To himself}That man has got to pay for all of this, for ruining everyone's life. There must be some way....gasp! Oh...oh no, I've just entered a big dilemma.{He looks at Charity, then at the Scientist, and now looks thoughful and a bit sad. Cut to Samuel and B.F.B} Samuel: Oh, those clips sure scared me, I don't want to be attacked by ravens and be tied to a tree! But I don't want to give up my dreams either. What do you think? {As an answer, B.F.B takes the T.V with the Scientist's face on it, then presses his butt to it and farts} Samuel: Oh, I see! In your own vulger way, you're saying that I should defy the Scientist and his evil empire, chase my dreams without a care, consequences be darned, and take whatever he can give me, right?{B.F.B shrugs his shoulders and shakes his head yes}That's all I needed to hear! Come on, I'm taking your advice and headed back on course!{They drive away, and then we go inside the convertible's trunk to see Chit is now inside} Chit: Heh, that little clip show gave me all the time I need to get back into my car. And I can't suffer the consequences of not surrendering if they can't see me! Though maybe lack of air consequences could fit in later.{Cut to Tesla and Miss Info} Tesla: Hmm, well that Scientist doesn't scare me. Since I'm a scientist too, I would be more likely to defeat him if he showed up.{Goes back on his sled}Now mush so we can resume the chase and possibly start a battle resulting in glory for me!{Mushes away} Miss Info:{Checking her small TV}Looks like I've been trying to stop the wrong guy, that Scientist is right up there and he's threatening everyone! All I know is I'd better get to the mountain to stop whatever threats there are! {Fade to another area, where the Scientist is talking with the kids} Scientist: So right now it's basically between you and Loud in this race. Everyone else quit. Toast: Thank the good dude, dude, a threat like Loud was bad enough without having to face other people. Scientist: I'm glad you realize that. Now I want you guys to go over to the mountains, find Loud and stop him before he enacts his plans! He'll deny everything you say on what I've shown you like he did the first time, but remember, tapes don't lie, and he's a bad enough friend that he is capable of this treachery. Cho-Cho: And the fact is we're not doing this just to get him and pay him back for all he's done, but to save our friend Charity. That's motivation enough for me. Lucky Bob: We all agree with you, wise one! Scientist: Um, right. Just go and find him and do battle with him resulting in victory for you guys! Good luck!{The kids then drive away on their sleds. The Scientist then activates his belt and we see he has teleported back inside the carriage} Crosby: Welcome back, sir! How'd everything go? Scientist: Even more perfect than I planned! I ratted out two traitors and got rid of almost everyone except for 5 people and a group of kids, but 2 competitors will soon meet those kids and get into verbal and physical battle so brutal they'll be out of the race. How are things going here? Crosby: Well it makes me more glad Loud and Charity will be out soon, cause they've pulled ahead of us nicely. The publisher and Mr Tesla appear to still be in it too. Scientist: My remaining allies will be ready for them when they get to them and they're still trying. Those mountains aren't far away now, it should take us about 10 minutes to get there, and 5 to get past them and to the Star itself.{Looks out the window to the Wishing Star and grins with glee}Just think Crosby{Pause for dramatic effect}In 15 minutes, 6 billion people will lose their precious freedom.{Laughs for a second or two} Crosby:{A bit uneasy}Um, whatever you say, sir.{Fade to inside of the hole with everyone still trapped with little room} Nixon: It's official, the Evil Scientist has reached number 1 on my list of people I hate. Twain: This is no time to think about lists, there isn't much air in here with so many people inside, we could lose it all very quickly! W.O.W: I tell you, this is no way to end it all, and I'd rather not say how I'd like to go because of the fact we could all go soon enough like the writer said! Could someone please think of something? Moppel: Shouldn't you philosophers have any ideas? Plato: No, we do solve many a problem and lead people to the truth, but never in threatening situations like this. We're too nervous and crowded to think of anything. Aristotle: I'm not! Alexander, do you still have your sword? Alexander: Yes sir, and I'm miffed I didn't think to use it to deflect the Scientist's bullet earlier. Aristotle: You can make up for it by using it to unlock that door, then we can just push it open and get out of here! Everyone climb on top of each other, except for you Hemingway, we'll need you later. {Everyone else begins to climb on top of each other. Eventually the person on top, Ding, is right below the metal door. Then Alexander climbs up the line of people, then pulls out his sword and tries to use it to unlock the door. After a second or two, a click is heard} Alexander: I did it, the door unlocked! Mr Hemingway, open it, if you please. {Hemingway climbs up the line and Alexander jumps off. Hemingway then uses his strengh to push the door open. He then gets out and helps the people on top get up, then he pulls out a ladder and throws it down into the hole} Hemingway: Push the button on that ladder, that'll make it big enough for the rest of you to get out!{W.O.W pushes a button on the side of the ladder and it grows in size up to the ground. The people still down there climb it and soon they are all out} Shakespeare: Ah, to be able to breathe the fair air yet again. But if that Scientist lives to see we're alive, he'll prevent us from having that right. Nixon: He's right, if he touches that Wishing Star, the entire world will suffer, and frankly I think he's done enough of that for 5 lifetimes! What's say we run to the Star and stop him once and for all?! {Everyone cheers and they run away. We now see Smartypants viewing this} Smartypants: Ha, I got out of that little tie up in the branches just in time. Wait up, I've had enough of him too! {Cut to the mountains. We see them fully for the first time, they are actually 4 peaks seperated by about a few feet or so, making up a mountain. Now we see Loud and Charity approaching them} Charity: I don't know if we're the first to get here, but even if we weren't, we've still got to keep going. Who knows what the Scientist could come up with against us from this close a distance to the Star. We just need to go between these peaks to get there.{She notices Loud looking not too well}What's wrong? Loud:{Sighs}Charity, ever since I viewed those clips, a great battle has been waging in my mind, but I don't think I should tell you what. Charity: Come on, we can trust each other, you know if it's about things in the past or what people think of you, I can help. What is it? Loud: It's something even greater than that. I don't know how exactly to say it, but....I'm not sure if I want to use the wish to make you better anymore. Charity: What? Loud: Let me finish, I know that sounded cold. I've been thinking that maybe things would be better if I instead... wished that the Scientist wasn't the ruler of the village anymore, I could overthrow him from power without having to wage war. If I wish to cure you, I will be bettering the life of one person, but if I wish for his overthrow, I could better the life of every single life in town, so he can't hurt anyone anymore. But I know if I do that...it may be too late to do something to save you. That's why it's such a dilemma.{Sighs again}You can go ahead and yell at me for this. Charity: Why would I yell at you? Loud: Because I'd be breaking my promise to wish to save you, you'd wind up suffering some more, and you'd regret helping me, someone who didn't save you although he had the chance. I know that's what you're thinking, just say it and get it over with. Charity: No, I'm not mad at all. Overthrowing him is just as wonderful as curing me, it would benefit everyone. I completely understand this, and I wouldn't be thinking those things if you wished him gone. Loud: Come on, you can't be this understanding and loving to me all the time, there has to be some point where you're angry at my choices and actions. I think you're only saying that because you don't want to hurt me, anyone would be thinking those things I just said if I did what I'm thinking of. Charity: I'm not like other people, I really mean it. Loud: You're angry, if you care about me, you won't lie. I know you are, just admit it, it'll be better for all of us! Charity: I said I'm not angry. Loud: YES, YOU ARE! Charity: Well you're wrong, I'm not. Loud:{Fed up}YES, YOU ARE ANGRY BECAUSE I'M THINKING ABOUT NOT SAVING YOU, JUST ADMIT IT!!!!!{This echoes through the entire area, and suddenly an avalanche begins to form. It's an extremely large one, and it's not going down one of the peaks, there's an avalanche at all of the four peaks} Charity: Why don't we discuss this after we get out of here?! {She turns the sled around and they drive off. However the avalanches are coming down very fast, and there is a big amount of snow in them. When they go down to the ground, they combine to form one giant avalanche. It's quickly gaining on the bed} Loud: WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT! PRESS THE JUMP BUTTON! {Charity presses that button and the bed jumps into the air. However, the avalanche still hits it, and now the bed is stuck face down into the snow, and Loud and Charity are sliding down the avalanche. They are able to climb onto the end of the bed that is sticking through, where they ride the avalanche out. It is still moving forward. Fade to Samuel driving, just then Chit opens the truck, gasping} Chit: Ah, some air, some fresh air, sure I've probably just been discovered by the driver of my old convertible, but what's that compared to breathing air?{A rumble is heard} Samuel: I'd react to your appearence...except for the fact there's an avalanche coming this way! {We see the avalanche headed towards the convertible. Samuel grabs B.F.B, stands on the back seat of the car, then jumps into the air. Chit then does the same. At that point the car is covered by the snow, and the two men land on it, sliding down with it. Now we see that it is about to reach Tesla and his sled} Tesla: What the...uh oh!{He screams like a little girl}Get out of here, go!! {The dogs turn around and run. Now we see Miss Info is running too, still carrying that little TV. Tesla is extremely panicked and nervous, screaming for the dogs to go faster as they run. Now we pan to the right of the avalanche, the part of which is going slower than the other areas of snow. We see the horses and carriage in that area that belong to the two villains} Scientist: Look in those monitors and see if anyone else is at the mountains yet like we are. Crosby: Okay.{Looks into one monitor and sees Loud and Charity still desperately riding the avalanche out}Loud and Charity are there, but why is their bed sticking out? And why is there more snow on there than when I last checked, I know no real snow has fallen, and that you haven't created any. Scientist: That's right. What you do suppose happened?{Another rumble is heard. Crosby looks out and sees the avalanche coming} Crosby: I'll tell you what! AVALANCHE! Scientist: An avalanche?!{Gasps}And it's headed all the way towards here, they're not usually that powerful to go down all the way to here. Crosby: You can analyze it after we duck and cover! {They duck below a table. The snow hits the horses and it begins to cover them and the carriage. Equipment and everything inside it is being damaged or moving around and crashing. Eventually it covers everything. Finally the avalanche stops. We see Tesla continues to mush the dogs in total hysteria and panic, and then calms down a bit to see it's stopped. Miss Info has also outrun the avalanche and she joins Tesla} Tesla: Whew, oh, I've never been more scared, I thought it was all over for me! Miss Info: You were pretty panicked sir.{She presses a button without noticing, still shaken by the chase. The TV now shows a clip of Tesla mushing the dogs in a panic from a few seconds ago} Tesla: What is that doing on there?! Miss Info: I must have pressed the record button on here in my panic to get away. I guess it recorded your little panicked fury. And you were right sir, you've never been so hysterical. I've never seen any scientist be that panicked. Tesla: I know what this is leading to. You're going to show those to every scientist in town, then they'll shun me even more for being a frady cat and not being brave! Please, don't do that!! Miss Info: But I wasn't....but then again, what would you do to stop me? Tesla: Anything, I can't let them know that I have no guts, I'll do anything! Miss Info: Quit the race for the Wishing Star? Tesla: What?! Not when I'm so close and everyone else is down! Miss Info: Fine, I'll show the survivors and that'll be the end of you. Tesla: Argh! I must admit, you're more ruthless and cleverer than I thought. All right, I give up, as long as you promise to destroy that recording! Miss Info: Only after the first person to touch the star touches it. I know that if I delete it now, you wouldn't keep your word and you'd go back into the race. I'll destroy it afterwards. Tesla:{Shocked}You are smarter than I thought to know that! Sigh, what a sad day. Miss Info: Not for everyone. Come on, I'm going to see if they were in that avalanche to see if they're all right, then maybe you'll see I did all this for the best. Tesla: Fine. Dogs, stay, I'll be back shortly. {Cut back to Loud and Charity, recovering from the recent events} Charity: This bed is stuck, there's no way we can get it out, and who knows if the Scientist got stuck in that, he might have the technology to withstand that. Loud: He probably does.{Puts his head down}I guess we can chalk this up to another of my long list of failures. Charity: Well, at least we.... Loud: Don't try to cheer me up this time, this time you can't deny the facts! Everytime I've tried to help you, it's failed, and now my thinking of doing something other than that has led up to this argument that almost got us killed! And who knows, maybe someone did die! And I know the Scientist only captured all those people to defeat us, and me! And...if I hadn't wished for the Wishing Star in the first place, the Scientist wouldn't have had the chance to do what's he's gonna do, wish to rule the world, and I'm the one that let him get the chance to turn the world into what he turned the village into, and I'm the one that failed to stop him and now he's gonna rule everything! And none of that would have happened if I didn't get the idea to wish for the Star because of all I've done with my voice! It's all my fault, and now _everyone's_ going to pay for my mistakes!{Breaks down and sobs. Charity is stunned, then turns to think quickly} Charity: What'll I do, what do I say?{Thinks}Oh no, he's got me in quite a hole. I can't think of anything to say to get him out of this! But I've got to do something! Oh, this is so saddening, I can't think of anything....wait a minute, I'm getting something. Of course! And the best part is, I'm not lying because I really feel this way. {She sits down and now she looks sad. Loud then turns and sees her} Loud:{Shaken}Now why are you upset? Charity: Because I can't think of anything to say to get you out of this, and because this is my fault too. I showed you support all too late, if I had done it before these last few days and not when your problems became too much, this could have been prevented. And if I hadn't been outside this much, brr, I wouldn't have gotten sick and caused you to break in the vault, and cause him to alter those tapes that ruined you forever and caused you to wish for the Star. This is my fault as well as yours. Loud: No, no, no, no, no! This is not your fault, I'm not going to reiterate that it's mine, but I know it's not yours! If it wasn't for you, who knows where I'd be? I'd be in a far worse position than I am now, banished by my former friends with no place to turn, but you've been a place to turn. You've said things to me and done things that no one has ever said or done for me. And anyone who has the heart and patience to look beneath a voice like mine has to be special, and you are, so much so that you shouldn't be blaming yourself. You're a wonderful, sweet, loving, special person, and I don't regret any of the risks I took to help you, nothing. And that's why I won't stand by and let you blame yourself for something that's not your fault, you're too good to deserve that. Charity: That's funny, because if you replace my name with yours, your speech contains all the reasons why you shouldn't blame yourself and why you're special. Loud: That, that would be something you'd say.{Charity shiverers}And now I'm pretty blue that we only began to get this close to each other just now in these last few days, which could very well be the last days we have left by either your sickness or the Scientist. I can't have our friendship end by tragedy when it's only just begun, I can't let you be hurt anymore! And...if that Evil Scientist touches that Wishing Star, everyone in the world will suffer like this village has. I can't let that happen, I won't let it happen! And even though I'm still not sure on what to wish for, I know I have to pick myself up so I can get that wish in the first place! Come on Charity, we've got to get to the Wishing Star, before it's too late! Charity: Exactly what I had in mind.{They get up and go. We now see Chit, Samuel, Tesla and Miss Info were watching that whole exchange} Miss Info:{Showing tears}Didn't I tell you they deserved it more, Mr Tesla? Tesla: I'm never an emotional guy, but that had to be an exception. I have to admit, it is cruel to not let them have it after all they've been through. Samuel: That's why I'm not going to get it, I overheard that that's why the salesman's not getting it, and now I don't think anyone else is even in this race!{We see now Crosby watching this whole thing on a monitor} Crosby: I'm glad that's the only piece of equipment that still works, sir, at least we know now that they're still in it, and that since we're trapped under this snow, they probably will get there first.{He sees the Scientist seething through his teeth}Um, sir, is there something wrong? Scientist:{Exploding in rage}I HATE THAT KID!!!! I HATE HIM, I HATE THAT ENTIRE SPEECH OF HIS AND THE FRIENDSHIP HE AND THAT BLOND BRAT HAVE!!! I HATE HIM!!!{He smashes any remaining equipment that isn't already damaged in his rage}WHY! WON'T! THAT! GUY! GIVE! UP???!!! Crosby: Sir, you must admit that he wouldn't be alive to not give up if you hadn't gotten rid of him in the first place all those years ago.{The Scientist turns to look at him}What, it's true, technically you're the one that created him and his voice, remember?! He's the monster to your Frankenstein! Scientist:{Calms down}You're, you're absolutely right. Crosby: I am? Scientist: I knew I should have followed through on my first instinct and killed him when I had the chance all those years ago. Well now it appears I have only one chance left to make up for it! But I have to fix all this stuff and try to get the horses out of here so I can get to the Star faster, and I can't trust you to fix it. So...I'll have to give you a greater job.{Pulls out a gun}Take this gun. I'll take a shovel and dig a way back to the surface, when I do, you will go out, and when you find Loud and Charity, shoot them. In fact, if any of the other kids are there, shoot them too. Crosby: But, but sir! You have the heartlessness to kill little kids, and those guys upset me too, but _I_ can't go out there and shoot those kids, it's just so cruel, even if they are big threats! Scientist:{Grabbing Crosby by the collar}Do it. Kill them as soon as possible, or else I'll kill you for insubordination! And if I were you, I'd take the option where I would stay alive for certain. Crosby: Gulp, well in that case, okay sir. Scientist: And to make sure you do it, I'm going to plant this bug on you so I can watch you through my only working monitor. This way you won't be able to not go through with it and come back alive. Now I suggest you find the heartlessness to go through with it while I dig your way out, and if you can't, well, you may not have a heart anymore, quite literally I might add.{He begins to dig through the wall of snow in back of the carriage} {Back on the surface, the other kids are sledding through the large snow} Froggo: It's a good thing we heard that rumble back there and were prepared for such a large avalanche. Toast: And I think we all agree there's only one person who could cause such an blast. Aka: And that person is right there!{They spot Loud and Charity past the mountains}Come on, we have only one chance to stop him! {Loud and Charity are now behind the mountains, and then finally stop to stare at the Wishing Star itself. They are stunned by being so close to a wondrous thing as the Star, but then shake it off and keep running...however just then, a snowball flies by and hits Loud on the back of his head. He turns and see the kids} Aka: Are we too late to witness your latest round of treachery? Loud: What do you mean, I'm about to touch the Wishing Star for an incredibly good purpose, at least one of them. Pepper: Oh no, we're not going to fall for that, we know your game, we know what your plans are. You're planning to turn on Charity at this moment and use the Wishing Star not for her, but to satisfy your own greed! Loud: WHERE DID YOU GET SUCH AN UNTRUE IDEA LIKE THAT?! Cho-Cho: The Evil Scientist tape recorded your plans and showed them to us. Loud: WHAT??!! AND YOU BELIEVED HIM?! Aka: That's right, tapes don't lie, although he usually does, but he had believable proof to back up his clams and we know your motive is revenge for doing this. Now back off, we're going to use the Wishing Star to better our own lives, and not for greed like you, you loudmouth traitor!{They turn away, but then they stop and see Charity behind a little snow fort with many snowballs} Charity: Not another step. Froggo: What's that for, we just saved you, and us, your friends are going to better ourselves with this wish, then we'll be able to pay for your operation. Charity: I don't care. If any of you make a move towards that Wishing Star, you'll get a mouthful of snow. And I'm not ending that threat until we settle this once and for all! Toast: What's to settle, he was gonna trick you and use the wish for himself! Charity: No he wasn't, the Evil Scientist altered that tape, just like he altered the one he showed last night. You have to believe that. Cho-Cho: All the evidence is against Loud, so it's pretty hard to believe that. Charity: That's it, I've had it. You know why you believe him so easily? Because you hate his voice so much you'll believe anything to never have to hear it again!! You all don't deserve to have that wish, because you're too narrow minded! Aka: We are not narrow! I mean we still like you even though you're sad most of the time. Charity: That's my point. You can tolerate my flaw, but why can't you tolerate his?! And don't give me the excuse it's bigger than everyone's. All of us have our flaws, and none of you are facing rejection like he is! For instance Aka, no offense, but you are a bit sassy and bossy, and from that it's a bit obvious to see why you're the leading one here against Loud. But still, we've tolerated you. Aka: I don't like those accusations, but you have a little bit of a point on that tolerance thing. Charity: I know. And Lucky Bob, you're extermely dumb and have little to any knowledge, but still we've tolerated you. Lucky Bob: Thank you sir, may I have another? Charity: And I won't bother to mention Pepper's flaw, because it's obvious and her defense would be that her problem is far less than Loud's. And Cho-Cho, you always demand to get your way, like those magazine deliveries to DesCartes, those meeting with the crazy Russian director Eisenstein, and your vists with Genghis Khan when he was briefly recruited by the Scientist, your keeping on offering him things was probably the reason he left for China. But still, we've tolerated you. Cho-Cho: You have to admit, it was worth it to inadvertently get a recruit from them out of the way. Charity: So you hate the Scientist, and yet you're believing him! It's sad what you've all become towards him. Can't you at least try to understand all that I'm saying about him? Aka: We can, and we have, it's just that A: we haven't had many chances to see him beneath his yelling because he's almost always doing that, and B, you have no real proof that he altered those tapes, therefore it's harder to believe you. Charity: Sadly, I can't find it now because we don't have much time until the villains get here. Crosby:{V.O}Plus you can't find proof when you're not alive to find it.{They all turn to see Crosby holding the gun} Loud: THE SCIENTIST'S ASSISTANT! Crosby: My name is Crosby, the man who will be murdering you. I'm sorry I have to do this, this wasn't my idea, but I'm under orders by my boss and I can't go against him. So please just die quickly so you don't make this any harder. {Crosby shoots the gun. The kids all are able to get away to avoid the hit. He then shoots at Loud, Charity, Aka, Pepper, and Lucky Bob in succession, all of them are very near misses. The other villagers have now arrived} Samuel: Hey, we can't let him do that to them! Miss Info: That's right, let's go there and stop him!{Crosby then turns and shoots at her, and it's a miracle that he misses} Crosby: Shut up!{Shoots a few more times at the 5 people, intentionally missing at close range}Stay out of this or I'll make sure that I don't miss!{He shoots again, but as he pulls the trigger a click is heard}Blast, I'm out of bullets! {He begins to reload his bullets. However, before he's finished, Loud sneaks up on him and jumps on his back} Crosby: Ow, get off me! You're messing up my hair, get off! Loud: CONFESS NOW AND I WILL! Crosby: What do I have to confess?! Loud: YOUR BOSS ALTERED THOSE TWO TAPES AND YOU'RE GOING TO CONFESS HE DID! Crosby: Never!{He then grabs Loud off his neck and throws him to the ground. Loud tries to get up but Crosby stomps on his stomach with his foot. He then cocks the gun}I told you not to make this harder, now you'll have to pay for not following that advice. Voice:{Tapping on Crosby's shoulder}Excuse me! I have a present for you! Crosby:{Not turning}A present? Will it benefit my boss and his empire, I don't want to be distracted by something that won't at this point. Voice: What if it is, because if you don't turn around and it is something, he'll blame you for not taking it and ruining his chances to increase his power. Crosby: Ooh, I really can't take that chance, what is it?!{He turns and sees the voice belongs to Miss Info, who then gives Crosby a very hard hit to the face} Miss Info: The present of defeat, that's what.{Helps Loud up. We see the Scientist viewing this through the monitor and growling} Loud: Thanks for helping again. Miss Info: It's what I've tried to do since this race began, but let's discuss it later and try to stay alive now!{Crosby picks his gun back up and shoots, but they get away again} Crosby: You're beginning to get me very angry with your moving away! Luckly the boss gave me the technology to fix that.{He pulls out a rope and starts swinging it like a cowboy}Hi oh! Lucky Bob: Hey, I say hi oh, don't make me sue you! {He is then roped by Crosby, who then cuts the rope and twirls it around again. However, Charity then comes up and bites his arm. He then drops the rope, and she picks it up and ties the rope around him. Before he can react, she gets the remaining rope from his pockets and begins tying him up with it all. While she does that, her elbow hits his neck, knocking a transmitter off it. We then see the Scientist viewing this through the monitor, and when the transmitter comes off, the screen goes blank} Scientist: The bug, it's been exterminated! Argh, did I have to use such an obvious pun to go along with that turn of events?!{He growls and heads out of the carriage. Cut to the battle scene, where Crosby is now completely tied up} Crosby: Let me go this instant! You're only going to make the Scientist more angry when he hears about this! Charity: I'll take that chance, we've faced his wrath before, it's your turn to face ours. Confess that he altered the tapes, and this time, please actually confess unlike Loud's demand. Crosby: No! I'm loyal to my boss and despite the fact he goes way too far sometimes like this time, I won't betray him. Besides, he's watching this now and he'll kill me if I say anything. Charity:{Thinking to herself}He seems to be at least human and has some traces of a heart, I'll go ahead and make it his undoing.{Speaking aloud}Fine, keep quiet. Then you can live with the horror of depriving a little kid's redemption. You know as well as I that he doesn't deserve all that he's been going through, and I can see you're willing to let that continue, to let a good guy be labeled as a bad one forever for one bad trait that doesn't begin to describe his true nature.{Crosby begins to weaken}And you're also willing to live with the result of that keeping silent resulting in a continuing war between him and the others, which may eventually end with me suffering? Very well. Crosby: No, no I can't live with it! All right, all right, I confess, he did it! He altered the securtiy tape to say that he was going to steal the money for himself, he really said he'd take $150 for Charity, and $50 for him and his friends, not the other way around! And that tape recording that stated he was going to betray you was false too, he used his dubbed in dialogue techniques to create that dialogue! There, I said it, now stop that sentimental sad talk already! Charity: I will, thank you. Aka: I, I don't believe it, he would be telling the truth since he's his closest partner. We....we were wrong. Froggo: Completely wrong. Charity was right, I think our hate of his voice did make it easier for us to believe the Scientist. It's all our fault as well as his. Pepper: You're right. He single handedly almost destroyed everything, and we fell for it so easily. I don't know what we can do to make up for it. Aka: Well, let's at least let Loud get to the Wishing Star to make his wish, since it appears that it is to help Charity after all. That is really it, right? Loud: Well, something else has entered my mind, but the other thing I might wish for is just as good. You owe me that much. Cho-Cho: We do, we really do. Just make your wish, whatever it is and then we'll discuss this more.{We cut to the Scientist viewing this far away with binoculars} Scientist: They caught him, that incompetent fool! Well, it appears that if they're to be gotten rid of, I'll have to do it myself! {He then notices the top of the convertible sticking out from a distance back, he then takes his shovel and runs toward it. We now go behind the mountains, where we see everyone else from the prison has arrived there, joing the other 5 people} Smartypants: We're back from the Scientist's wrath, what'd we miss? Miss Info: Loud is about to get to the Wishing Star. I suggest none of you try to get it yourself, you'd feel that way automatically if you saw what we saw. Tesla: True, even I teared up a bit. Ding: What, Nikola Tesla teared up?! If he can be affected, then their story must be so gripping that we can''t spoil it by getting it for ourselves!{Everyone nods}This'll be great for an exclusive. Moppel:{Annoyed}We'll discuss exclusive rights later since it seems wrong to talk about it now with this going on. {We see Loud and Charity walking towards the Wishing Star, it's now about 50-100 feet away. Cut to the Scientist, digging the snow covering the convertible. He has now gotten it all off. He then gets in and starts it, and after a while, it goes over the other snow and drives safely away. The Scientist growls as he steps on the pedal and drives through the space between the peaks towards the Wishing Star} {Back near the Wishing Star, all the kids are running towards it. But then they stop a bit when they hear a noise, they turn and see something coming their way to the left of them. As it gets nearer, it becomes more visible as a car, and whoever's driving it now pulls out a sword. Once they finally see it's the Scientist with the sword, they run away, and just in time as the Scientist has now caught up to them and barely misses slashing them with the sword} Aka: Who does he think he is, the Headless Horseman with a head and a car?! Charity: He's lost all his marbles now, let's get away from him so we don't lose our heads! {They turn and run as the car chases them. Once he gets close enough, the Scientist swings his sword at their heads again, but he doesn't succeed in hitting them with it. Just then, Charity, Aka, Pepper and Cho-Cho jump onto the hood and run across it, the Scientist brings his sword down but all he chops in his attempts is his hood. Now the boys have gotten away, and the girls follow} Scientist: Argh, they're too active! Looks like I'll have to use other tactics. Villains!{The remaining historical villains enter the scene} Stalin: We're here, and we're loyal to you, sir.{To himself}At least until we touch the Wishing Star} Scientist: It's about time you got here. Stop those kids from getting to the Star! Do what you can to the others, but save Loud and Charity for me until I touch the Star.{Runs toward it} Saddam: I'm coming with you for protection. Attila: Me too! Basho: Me 17...I mean 3!{The other villains run towards the kids while the Scientist unties Crosby} Crosby: Sir, please don't kill me for saying that stuff! Scientist: What stuff? Crosby: You didn't hear, good....because there was nothing for you to hear, really. Scientist: Just get up and come with me!{He follows the Scientist and the others. Meanwhile, the other villains have caught up with the kids and have jumped in front of them} Napoleon: Prepare to suffer the wrath of the most powerful villains on Earth! Pepper:{Screaming}It's you! I can't believe I finally get to meet you here!! Can I please have your autograph, because you're so great and I love you! Napoleon: Well, someone acknowledging me for my greatness, it's about time. All right then, here you go.{Signs her book} Pepper: Thank you, oh thank you...{Looks in her book}Hey, you're not Mini-Me! Napoleon: No! I am Napoleon, the greedy, powerful, power hungry emperor of France, soon to be emperor of the world! Pepper: So you're not Mini-Me and you're greedy and evil in real life, where as Mini-Me was only evil in a movie?! Gipola!{She bops him with her book and he goes down to the ground} {Nearby, Stalin is pulling Froggo and Lucky Bob off of him, then faces Froggo with menace on his face} Froggo: Wait Mr Stalin! You can't hurt us little kids, it's too heartless! Stalin: I don't care much for kids, they're just one more kind of people to starve, that's why it's not so hard. Froggo: But haven't you ever wanted to meet one kid you could shape after yourself, one of those little buddies? Someone who you can turn into a mirror image of yourself, only younger? Stalin: Hmm, I could use more people like me and Saddam to help me. Froggo: And I'll bet you could do such a good job turning your little buddy into your image, he'll be quite a help if you ever want to conquer the world or a country or something. Stalin: Well I do plan to conquer something soon, maybe I could use a little buddy to keep everyone in line. Froggo: Then do you have a cell phone I could borrow to call the little buddy program?{Stalin gives him a cell phone and Froggo dials in it}Hello, WarnerLand little buddy program? Send a little buddy to the area behind the Histeria Village mountains in 2 seconds. I suggest the little buddy be "him" Yes, him. Okay, bye. {In about two seconds, a van comes by, then someone comes out of it, then the van leaves. Stalin grins in anticipation of seeing the little buddy....who is the nerdish fanboy from the "24 Hours" series[Yes, I know that's shamless referencing if ever there was one]} Nerd: Oh good, my new big buddy! Do you have a modem anywhere so I won't be late for my chat session? Stalin: He's a nerd! Nerd: Hey, I'm just someone who likes going on the Net in 28.8 kilowatt connections. Do you have a 56.6 kilowatt connection in your computer? Does it have multimedia, bulletin boards, and other cool stuff there? And don't tell me you don't have a computer, someone as evil as you has to have one to look up things to buy on amazon.com for his evil plans. Stalin: I don't understand a word he's saying! My newfound dream of a little buddy have turned into the sending of a monster! Get away from me!{Stalin runs off} Nerd: Wait! You need to tell me if you hate "Pokemon" like I do, we'll get along much better if you do! Sappho: Enough running, those kids are getting away!{We see most of the kids have gotten away from them} Poe: I'll stop the loud one, and then when the Scientist praises me for it, it'll be much easier to touch the Star for ourselves in case Basho fails! {Poe goes after Loud. Loud then notices the rope that was used to tie up Crosby, then picks it up. Nearby the Wishing Star, the Scientist is a few feet away. As he steps forward to touch it, Saddam, Attila, and Basho near him as if ready to attack. Loud then twirls the rope around as Poe comes closer, as he sees him coming, he purposely moves his arm backwards, banging his elbow with Poe's oncoming head, knocking him down. Loud then swings the rope, and it goes around Saddam, Attila and Basho just as they are about to attack the Scientist. He then comes forwards and ties them all up, then when finished, he pushes them to the ground and kicks them, they are now rolling through the ground, and Poe is soon rolling down with them after they collide into him} Saddam: That was a mistake, Loud! I was going to finish off the Scientist myself, and it looks like my comrades were going to do the same! Because you stopped us, now you're stuck battling him!{Realizes what he said}Maybe I shouldn't have said I was going to attack him. Scientist: I'll deal with you guys later, now I have a final battle to fight! {He then tackles Loud before his hand reaches the Star, then he moves towards it himself and he is tackled. The Scientist then grabs Loud by the collar before he can run towards the Star again} Scientist: So, it's a showdown you want, eh? Very well, this is how it should be, one on one. Loud: I agree, after all we've been through. Let me ask you something. Do you feel lucky?{The Scientist nods yes}WELL, YOU WON'T BE AFTER I'M FINISHED WITH YOU!{The Scientist and Loud begin to wrestle and fight} Stalin:{Running back towards his partners}I finally got away from that nerd. Come on, let's help the Scientist fight that kid, therefore increasing our remaining chances to get our wishes! W.O.W: I wouldn't be so sure about that.{The other villagers come up towards them}Villagers, attack!{They swarm the villains} Saddam: You guys try to stop those kids from interfering with the Scientist while we get rid of them! Stalin: You villagers are no match for me! Now that the nerd is gone, I'm not scared of anyone! Voice:{Russian accent}What about me, Joe old pal?{Stalin turns to see none other than Vladimir Lenin} Stalin: Lenin?! How'd you get here, I thought I purged you for complaining so much about what I turned communism into! Lenin: Well I'm back, and I'm still miffed! Do you think you can turn communism into something evil when I and the great Karl Marx wanted to make it into something to help the working class and not face my complaints?! Stalin: At least I turned Soviet Union into world superpower, you have to admit that! Lenin: Come here and I'll thank you personally!{Lenin moves towards Stalin, who runs away from him. Meanwhile, Sappho and Hemingway are brawling, and Sappho appears to be winning} Sappho: Give it up, no male can defeat me! Dickinson:{Coming up behind her}But how about a female? Sappho: I know your gloomy tricks, Emily, you can't get me this time with them! Dickinson: Then perhaps it's time to broaden my horizons, teach an old poet new tricks. Here's some stuff I learned from our old French friend Moliere, who couldn't make it to the war today. {She gets out a pie and hits her on the face with it. She then sprays it off with a seltzer bottle, then while Sappho's recovering, she pulls out a rope with a sizable sugar bag tied to it. She swings it like a pendulum and it hits Sappho, driving her backwards and causing her to collide into Basho. They are both knocked cold} Dickinson: If I knew how to pronouce the French saying for victory, I'd say it, but I can't so that should be a good parting shot.{Nearby, Saddam is pointing his grenade launcher at an oncoming Tesla} Saddam: I hate to do this to the man who gave me the inspiration to try to build a death ray myself, but still sayonara Mr Tesla! Tesla: I was going to say the same to you. You and your friends will soon see why after I've done this!{He throws several bones at Saddam}Boys, supper time! {The dogs, now no longer pulling a sled, rush towards the helpless Saddam, knocking him down in their chase for the bones. Tesla then throws bones at Stalin and Poe, and after the dogs are done with Saddam they split up and rush the others. Now it's very clear that the villains are losing} Poe: Ow! There are too many villagers and dogs for us to handle! Saddam: Then let's stop handling them and get to them! {He is pointing at the remaining kids, who are blocked by Napoleon, Attila and Crosby while trying to get to Loud, who is battling the Scientist to a standstill. Saddam goes over to help while Poe and Stalin's attempts to follow are blocked by the villagers. At the battle, the two foes have stopped trying to get past one another and are now trading punches and tackles} Crosby:{Calling out to the Scientist}Gee sir, you'll have to do better than that! I know you wouldn't like having to lose to a loud kid and have your chances for world conquest ruined! That would ruin your reputation forever and be cause for an easier revolt, all because of him! You wouldn't want that, would you?! Scientist:{Seething}NO!!! Crosby: Heh, that never fails to motivate him, though I didn't feel that good about it, it had to be done. {He's right in the motivation part, the Scientist is now attacking Loud with pure fury. Loud is still fighting as valiantly as he can, but the Scientist has gotten the edge. We now see that to the left of the area which is behind them, there is a cliff, and at the bottom of it is a river between two areas of land. The Scientist is now pushing Loud back closer to the edge of that cliff, then he knocks him down. He then grabs him by the neck} Scientist:{Low}You little fool. You didn't actually think you could defeat the most evil, and soon to be most powerful man on Earth, did you?! Well, it's time to pay for your little incorrect thought. I'm going to do what I should have done 11 years ago. {The Scientist walks to the edge of the cliff, still choking Loud. Charity tries to get to him but Saddam blocks her} Scientist: Wait a minute, I know what you must be thinking, what does he mean when he says he should have done this 11 years ago? Well, even though I shouldn't say it now and just throw you off, I'll tell you anyway, because it will be quite an end to your miserable life.{He presses his face to Loud's, speaking no louder than a whisper}Do you know why you have such a loud voice and a name that reinforces your reputation as a loudmouth, the reason why you're so hated? I'll tell you why: I gave it to you. The day I took over I gave you your loud voice, I even named you, the chance was too good to pass up since you didn't have a name or anything. I am the reason you have such a voice, I caused it, I caused you to be hated for it, and pretty much the only thing I'm not responsible for is your death. Oh, that's right. Right about now I'm about to be responsible for that too. And thus the circle of loudness and misery shall at last end, the creator will defeat the created. {Loud is shocked and barely able to breathe. Charity then takes a deep breath behind them. The Scientist is about to drop his foe} Scientist:{Extremely evil whisper}Good bye, my creation. Charity:{In as loud a voice as she can muster}NO!!!!!!!!!! {The Scientist jumps at the sudden sound and drops Loud onto the ground, not off the cliff. Charity then gets him up} Charity: Are you all right, can you breathe? Loud:{Struggling to catch his breath}Yeah, I'm fine, at least I'm not lying dead at the bottom of a cliff right now, thanks to you. Scientist: At least not yet. I see you've been influenced by him with that little outburst. Which means you get to die with him. {The Scientist tackles them both and pins them to the ground} Scientist: Crosby! I can't stab them with my knife while holding them at the same time! Come here and hold them down while I get it!{Crosby is hesitant as he sees the kids}Crosby, come over here, I need your help to eliminate my greatest foes!{Crosby still doesn't come towards him}Crosby, what the heck are you waiting for, come over here and hold them so I can kill them!! Crosby: No. You should expect this from me after my moments of doubt earlier, but I'm still saying no. Scientist: Could you say that again the right way?! Crosby: I am. For more than 10 years I've stood by you, because I'm loyal to you, and therefore I've been able to handle your little crimes against humanity. But I will not stand here, and let you stab the life out of two kids like a homicidal maniac! But I don't want to get in a battle with you, so I'll offer you to step back now and end this. Look at what you've become, you've become the worst man in the world and you've lost your mind! Please, end this all now and save yourself, I'm asking as a friend, please, don't do this to yourself. Don't become even more loco than you are now! Scientist:{Coming over towards Crosby}If that's the price I have to pay to rule the world and save villainy{pulls out his knife}so be it. {We pan down to the Scientist and Crosby's shadows and see the Scientist's shadow come over and stab Crosby's in the stomach with his knife. We then see Crosby's body go down in pain} Scientist: Good riddance, I never liked him anyway. Now where was I? {As an answer, two mouths come over and bite the Scientist's arm that's holding the knife. He then drops it from the bite and it goes down the cliff onto the ground below} Scientist: Ah yes, I was at the point of my final victory before my conquest! Let's go, two against one!{The other kids then charge towards him} Aka: _Eight_ against one, Mr Scientist!{They all jump on him} Froggo: To think we came this close to turning against Loud forever because of you! Pepper: You're totally uncool, you took advantage of our previous opinions on him only for his voice, and turned it into full blow loathing that turned us into monsters! But then again, it takes monsters to know monsters like you! {They continue to jump onto him and grab him. However, the Scientist then is able to pull mostly everyone off him, finally pulling Charity off harshly. He then moves over towards her and kicks her, hurting more for her because of her condition. She fights back with a few blows, but he counters with ones of his own, hurting her more once again because of the condition} Alexander: We can't stand by and let him do this! Villagers, let's stop beating up these lackeys and get him and end his ungreat reign of terror!{The villagers charge after the Scientist} Stalin: Oh boy, he's done for. I think us other villains should get out of here before they decide they're not just satisfied with killing him and want to kill his helpers! {The beaten down villains run away. The Scientist now is circling Charity, lying down on the ground, about to pounce when suddenly a sword is seen just below his chin: Alexander's sword} Scientist: You wouldn't dare. Alexander: No, I wouldn't, but they would.{The villagers now march toward him. The Scientist backs away from them, scared, and then sees that he's backing towards the edge of the cliff. At seeing that, the villagers get twinkles in their eyes and move towards him more intent on murder} Scientist: All right, fine. I see where this is going. Well, we've all got to go sometime, it's fate, and I suppose my fate is to be thrown off a cliff by vengeful villagers. Very well, I'm prepared.{Comes toward the kids}However, I have only one request. {Without warning, the Scientist grabs Charity and runs to the edge of the cliff} Scientist: If I have to die, I get to take someone with me! {The Scientist jumps off the cliff with Charity, Loud's face turns to sheer terror, panic, and fright. He looks down to see if they've fallen, but instead sees a shock: The Scientist is hanging onto a branch on the middle of the cliff, still holding Charity} Scientist: Ha ha ha, you fools. Did you actually think I was actually willing kill myself?! I wouldn't have pulled that off if I didn't know this branch was here. I can get myself back up very easily. Unfortunately, one of us does have to die after all that buildup, and right now little girl, I'm afraid I'm looking at that someone.{Before anyone can react, the Scientist drops Charity}See you in Hades, Charity Bazaar!! Loud: NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!!!{Charity is now lying on the snow below}HOW, HOW CAN I GET DOWN THERE??!! Hemingway: Take this ladder and push the button to the left. {Loud takes his ladder and pushes the button. It grows until it stops with the bottom of it touching the ground, the ladder is away from the Scientist's range. Loud now climbs down it in a hurry. He glances at the Scientist for moment, who makes the throat cutting gesture with his free hand. At that he climbs down in more of a panic. Eventually he reaches the bottom and goes toward Charity, obviously not looking well. He puts her on his back and climbs back up to the above ground. He then puts her down as the villagers surround her. Florence Nightingale comes forward} Florence:{Checking Charity}Well, she's not dead at least, I think that snow broke her fall and prevented it from being worse. But she's not that far off obviously with the fall and her condition.{Charity's eyes barely open to look at Loud} Loud:{Shaken}Are, are you alright right now? Charity: My insides have likely shattered. Loud: Okay, that wasn't the answer I was hoping for. Sit tight, okay, it's going to be alright, I'm going to go over to the Wishing Star and wish for all this pain to end! Charity: No, don't. There's something better you can wish for, the one that just came in your mind. Wish the Evil Scientist out of power. Loud: But, but if I do, you'll die for sure. Charity: I know. But this is a far better thing to do than just save me, besides wishing me okay would still mean the Scientist could hurt people and finish what he started.{We see the Scientist climbing up the cliff using metal steaks as pick axes to climb up while Charity talks in a weaker voice}He's hurt a lot of people, if you wish him out, at least he can't hurt anyone else anymore. {A trembling Loud then moves away from Charity. He then walks towards the Wishing Star, faces it for a moment, then touches it. He then runs back towards Charity as the Star brightens at his touch. Then the face of Loud's good fairy appears on the Star} Fairy: Well well, you did it Loud! I see that my advise to keep things a secret didn't go well, but still, you did it anyway. Such a feat deserves a reward, wouldn't you say? Are you ready to make your wish now? Loud: Yes, yes I am.{We see the Scientist coming back on the ground and stopping to watch this}I wish...{looks over at Charity}I wish that the Evil Scientist was no longer the ruler of Histeria Village, and that the town would go back to being as happy and prosperous as it was before he arrived. Fairy: That's different from your earlier intended wish, but I can grant that one just as easily. Charity:{Coughs}You did the right thing, Loud, now everyone else will be all right again thanks to you. Loud: Not everyone.{Sniffs}I guess this is good bye. Charity: Goodbye then.{Begins to slip away, Loud begins to sob} Loud:{Barely hearable}I love you. Scientist:{Looking over}Well, being forced from power is worth seeing this unhappy scene. Fairy: Wait, Loud!{Loud looks over at him}I don't like to see this sad scene. As you know my job is to see that you're happy, and this is far from it. I've been watching this entire race for the Wishing Star, and I just can't stand by and let it end with someone you deeply cared for die because you made an equally helpful wish. I know I'm going to get fired for disobeying the rules here, but I feel I have no choice. I know your other choice for a wish was that she feel better, so not only will I grant your previously stated wish, I will grant _both_ your wishes! Loud: You, you will?! Fairy: Well, I'll give it my best. Here I go! {The Wishing Star now beings to glow as brightly as ever before, as light surrounds the entire scene. When it subsides, the snow below the villagers begins to disappear. Green grass is now covering the ground as the snow goes away all over town, and the weather begins to turn very warm. Flowers pop out, and even the snow from the mountains is gone. Tesla then takes a pair of high tech binoculars and gasps at what he sees. He sees the damp, dreary buildings in town turn suddenly into as good as new, bright and not broken. The castle is even relieved of its ominious appearence, and changes to just like it was at the very beginning, which is not evil looking} Tesla: That fairy did it, the town's as good as new! The Scientist must no longer be in power! Miss Info: That's one stage of the wish completed, but what about the other one?{Loud goes back over to Charity. The Scientist is dumbfounded at this entire turn of events, now pratically praying that this final stage doesn't happen} Loud: Charity, Charity, can you hear me? Please hear me.{Just then, as if you couldn't figure it out, Charity wakes up} Charity: I hear you loud and clear, Loud. Loud: YOU'RE ALRIGHT, YOU'RE ALIVE!! Florence:{Feeling her forehead}She doesn't feel cold anymore! Charity: And I feel nice and warm! Loud: THAT FAIRY DID IT!!{Hugs Charity tightly}Thank goodness he did it. Fairy:{Still shown on the Wishing Star}Yes, I did it. Well, I guess my work is done for good here. Loud: How, how can I ever thank you for what you've done? Fairy: Virtue is its own reward, anyone who gives fatherly advice like I did when I was alive knows that. Now I guess I'll head back to receive my firing. But don't feel bad, because I did it for a wonderful cause.{The Fairy flies out of the Wishing Star and appears in angelic form}Good bye Loud, I'm glad to know that my replacement probably won't have to show up to introduce himself anytime soon. {The Fairy flies into the sky, leaving a bright star up there for a brief moment, then the Wishing Star itself disappears} Pepper: AHH! I can't believe you're alive, Charity! Charity: I am, thanks to him. I hope you've all learned your lesson, guys. He saved me, and us all with his wishes today. Aka: I can't argue with that. Can you ever for-{she is cut off as a growling voice is heard behind them. They turn and see the Scientist charging at Loud and Charity. He tackles them and rolls on the ground with them a minute, then pins them, choking them both} Scientist: You think it's all over?! All your little wishes did was buy them time until my return!{He gets up and stomps on their necks with his feet}I still own WarnerLand, I'll get my allies there and be back to reclaim the throne, but this time you won't be alive to stop me. {He presses down on their necks very harshly with total murder on his face...and then is knocked to the ground with an extremely harsh hit to the face. We see the punch was actually punches, administered by the remaining 6 kids, who are held by Miss Info} Miss Info: I helped them get up that far to hit you, Scientist. Now the other villagers are going to play their part in giving you a far more harsher pain than that!{The villagers all pull out weapons and stuff and move extremely menacingly towards the Scientist} Scientist: Now, now...let's not do anything hasty here. I know I may have went a bit too far, but we can work this out, we don't need to resort to this, right? Right?? Hey, come on, if you kill me, you'll be sinking down to my level! {The villagers are not shaken by this, as they run towards him and pick him up, then carry him towards the edge of the cliff. They then put him down....to be held by the kids, who are ready to throw him off themselves} Scientist: You can't do this, I don't want to die! Loud! You can't kill me, you wouldn't be redeemed if it wasn't for me! If I hadn't altered those tapes and made you an outcast, you wouldn't have wished for the Wishing Star, and none of this would have happened. All the other stuff I did also led to you being reconciled with your friends as well! If it wasn't for all that, you'd still be banished and miserable, you owe me! Loud: I seem to also recall you saying that you're the one that gave me my loud voice and my name. That cancels out all that, doesn't it? So if you think I _won't_ throw you off after all we've been through, you're _dead_ wrong! {The kids then throw him off the cliff. The Scientist tries to grab onto the branch again at mid fall, but this time, he fails. Realizing there's no way out now, he screams} Charity: See you in Hades, Mr Scientist. {We now cut to the P.O.V of the Scientist, screaming loudly as he falls to his doom. We see the ground getting closer as he falls, and when it gets real close the view goes black as he closes his eyes. A thud is heard, the yelling stops, and so does the sound of breathing, he is gone} {Fade to the new and improved town of Histeria Village, as the villagers are partying the night away} Father Time:{V.O}And thus with the Evil Scientist gone forever, the town celebrated it's new found freedom. However a few more issues had to be resolved first. Crosby had been taken to a hospital during the battle and had recovered from the Scientist's blow. The kids went over to see him to get some answers about some certain revelations. {Fade to inside a hospital room, as the kids are talking with Crosby, who looks just fine now} Crosby: So I'm basically lucky that my betrayal on my boss convinced them to get me here faster. I should be out of here any moment as soon as I'm finished speaking with you. Did you come here to make sure that I was on the level on turning back to good, because I assure you, it's not a trick, I was really never evil, I was just a witness to the ultimate one. Loud: We know, we could tell from how you cracked so easily at our battle. But we have a few questions. The Scientist said that he was responsible for giving me my loud voice and name when he took over. I have to know, did he just say that to mock me before he was going to kill me, or is it true? Crosby:{Taking a deep breath}Yes, it's true, I saw the whole thing. He used a Personality Ray to give you your voice the day he took over, he gave you your name too. And the process is not reversible, even if he didn't destroy the ray after he used it on you. Loud: So it's true? Well, heh, this makes me all the more glad that we killed him. At least now we know my voice isn't really my fault now. Cho-Cho: It never was. We've been thinking more about how harsh we've been, believing that lunatic and hating you that much. It may sound cliche, but I think we've all learned our lesson not to judge a book by its cover, or in your case, a book by it's voice. Aka: She's right, we all turned into bad guys in hating you, and we'd rather not like to take that journey again. I'm going to finish the question I started back there, can you ever for- Crosby:{Interrupting}Wait! Sorry, but I just remembered there's something else you need to know. You are all heirs to the Senate. Your parents were Senators and voice directors, killed by the Scientist. That's when he noticed you and did all that I said, he made you orphans and sent you to the orphanage, then closed it down not for budget cuts, but to get you out of the way so your rightful positions in the Senate wouldn't cause a problem. But he was dead wrong on that, wasn't he? Pepper: So you're saying that on the down side, the Scientist killed our parents, but on the plus side, they were Senators and now we are too?{Crosby nods}Ahh ha ha, that's wonderful, and fitting that we learn this after a wonderful victory! Loud: Do you have any more things to say about him conecting to us that'll make me even more happy he's dead?{Crosby shakes his head}All right, that's good, there's no way I could hate him even more. Oh, and guys? Before you try to finish again, yes I forgive you all. I suppose it's pretty logical that you'd jump to such things after what I've done for 11 years. Toast: Hey dude, have you noticed that you haven't been yelling at all much since this whole race started? Maybe you're finally learning to stop. But, even if you don't, we know not to hate you for it and like you for all the other stuff. Could be worse, at least you're not mondo evil like the Scientist. Charity: Well, I'm glad you've finally learned the truth you could have discovered a long while ago like I did. By the way Loud, can I see you for a second outside, alone? There's one last issue we need to resolve. Crosby, could you make sure they don't spy in on our conversation? Froggo: He can try, but Crosby I warn you, it won't be very easy, we're pretty nosy. Crosby: I've learned a thing or two helpful from my former boss to not make that a problem. Froggo: In that case, maybe we should just leave the room now.{They do. Outside in the back of the hospital, Loud and Charity are talking} Loud: So what's the last issue we need to resolve? Charity: It concerns a statement I heard just before the fairy granted our wishes. I was able to hear it just before slipping away. The second word said was "love" Loud: Oh that! Um, I guess that just slipped out of me in the sadness and situation of the moment. Charity: Are you telling the absolute truth about that? Loud: To tell you the truth...I'm not sure. Charity: So are you saying there's a possibilty that you love me? Loud: Um, well, maybe...but before you get any ideas, forget it! It wouldn't work! Charity: What do you mean? We both obviously care about each other, I'm not being forward and I'm not saying I want you to love me, I'm just saying that if it turned out we both did feel this way towards each other, I'm not sure why it wouldn't work, that's all. Loud: For one thing, I'm wrong for you as a boyfriend. I'm young, I don't know the first thing about relationships, it'd be all too confusing for me and I'd probably screw things up! You don't need to be involved with someone like that, you deserve someone perfect for the part. Charity: I don't want perfect, I just, I mean if I ever got one, I'd settle for someone close to perfect, that part doesn't matter, what matters is my caring for the guy. Loud: Secondly...do you actually think we could have a working relationship with those guys nearby? They're nosy, they'd want to know everything we're doing, we'd never have any time alone, and they'd basically make it miserable with their prying eyes! No relationship should be like that, and I can't leave them behind after they've just forgiven me. Charity: You do raise quite a good point there. Loud: Look, I'm not saying I don't want to love you, but I think things would be better if we just stayed friends, good friends who care for each other as much as anyone can without really "loving" each other. That would work out well since we've only been this close for a few days, and I'd like us to really enjoy each others company without the worries I mentioned earlier. So, what do you say? Friends? {Loud holds out his hand to shake. Charity thinks for about a second, then leans over and does not shake his hand, but rather goes over and kisses him sweetly and tenderly on the lips} Charity:{After breaking the kiss}Friends.{She then shakes the hand of the befuddled Loud} Loud:{Baffled}But, if you accepted, then what about that..that... Charity: Oh, that was just a more appropriate way to thank you for all the help you've given the last few days, and for saving my life. It's better to give those kinds of thanks after a crisis situation like we were in, and not during as I was thinking of. And it's not a way to remind me of what could have been, I'm happy and proud to consider you a friend, a very, very good one. Loud: You're actually happy! I think that great achievement starts this likely beautiful friendship out very well. Father Time: And so all the matters for the kids had been resolved, however some bad eggs still needed to be crushed. The remaining evil historical villains had gotten away, and with the Scientist's death, they set out to rule the village together and continue his work.{Fade to the throne room with the remaining evil villains} Stalin: So we're all in agreement that we'll rule this all together? I don't see how we can co-exist with this kind of power for very long. Napoleon: We can and must try. We'll let the villagers celebrate for a few days, then when they're least expecting it, we annouce our leadership and return everything back to miserable!{The villains all laugh...but then stop when Crosby storms in} Crosby: Oh no you don't! You obviously don't know about the charter we made a decade ago!{Pulls out a piece of paper}It states that if the Scientist is out of town or dead, as his second in command, I run the show! So everyone answers to me! And as my first act, I decree that you all be banished from the village forever! Attila: We're not going anywhere! Poe: If you want a war to settle this, be warned we'll smash you to a pulp, you soft weakling! Crosby: I know you can, but I have friends that think otherwise.{A legion of soldiers then enter the throne room}See if you can touch me with our powerful army protecting me. They've taken away all your weapons too. I'd advise you to run away from their wrath now. {The villains gulp. We go to outside of the castle, as the soldiers are now chasing them away} Stalin: This is the worst indignity, having to face the fate I gave so many people, purgery! Saddam: Please, don't make it worse by increasing the irony by adding on to the fact they're chasing me away with my own weapons! Just run!{The villains all run away into the sunset chased still by the soldiers} Father Time: So the last allies of the Scientist were chased away, and none of then ever came back to Histeria Village again. Crosby's second decree was that he would resign as leader and return leadership back to it's rightful government. He never returned to Histeria Village, he left to join the government back in WarnerLand. Word is he is attemping to end that country's obsession with dubbing in dialogue all the time in commericials and stuff. Apparently that hasn't progressed well as it's inspired them to do it more to mock his attempts. Anyway, Loud's wish had truly come true, and now the village would be ruled by a good, non evil government again, consisting of respectable citizens, political members that lived through the years of evil, and some that returned from banishment. And thanks to Loud's wish coming true, other wishes did too. {Fade to the new weapons room of the castle} Father Time: When the new government took over, they decided they needed more protection in case stuff like the last decade threatened to happen again. For this, they hired none other than Nikola Tesla, who would build weapons and death rays and such for their army to use. He was helped by his new assistant, Mr Smartypants, who helped keep Tesla from building anything really nutty, and he would get to learn the tricks of the trade in inventing at last. Smartypants: Although Mr Tesla wouldn't be the first choice of mine for learning this stuff, I'm still happy. Tesla: I'll let that crack go now, but now with these I can make everyone else change their mind about me! I will now finally get the greatness I so richly deserve!{He stomps his fists onto a console of another death ray and laughs maniacally, but that stomping causes the ray to turn and prepare to fire on Tesla.It's at that point he figures that out}Of course, there still might be a few reminding setbacks.{The ray fires on Tesla, leaving a crater behind at the spot of the blast where he stands in a daze}I really don't see why that was nessecary at all. Father Time: With Poe and his partners gone, the Superwriters got their wish and returned to prominence, rewriting the rewrites that their foes had done, thereby saving literature yet again. Richard Nixon also made headlines by deciding to become an honorary member, since he still couldn't get in the Senate. He would handle political books, writing biographies and stories about himself in hopes of reversing his image, and writing said other political books for those who like to follow that sort of thing. Nixon: My vindication has come! And now that I've joined, I can convince that book publisher to make those movie plans about me not as a way to distract me while he got away, but a reality! Oh, Mr Melman, I'd advise you to check for movie scripts in the upcoming future! Father Time: Samuel Melman returned as book publisher and movie producer. He himself also got into the writing game, but of course they had to be books inspired by Big Fat Baby. Samuel: Come on, it's not a bad thing! I'm writing a series of books for parents about how to handle situations with their babies! It's very realistic because all parents face these problems, it'll teach them to laugh and appreciate in what other people would call unfunny and disgusting situations like I have, and because as I said, every parent faces these things, they'll be a smash hit!{Begins to cry}Oh, I am so...brilliant! Hemingway: That's nice, Sam. Keeping literature safe for all is our job, which we will continue to do for as long as the life of literature itself! Superwriters: We're the Superwriters! Father Time: Also, with the town prospering and getting wealthy again, lots of great products were made and everyone wanted them. This was able to grant Chit's wish, since now he had lots of products to sell that people actually wanted. With that people actually anticipated him arriving to sell things, and he made quite a bit of money in it, although he's still annoying. Chit: I still don't know why I need to be called that because I'm a salesman. But the big difference between me and other annoying salesman is that other salesman aren't this wealty! Woo hoo! I'm going to Vegas! Father Time: The philosophers didn't get their wish to learn all the mysteries of the universe, but they got a good fate. Since they knew all the other universal problems, and since the job of soothsayer was unavailable, they became trusted problem solvers for the new ruler and his government, helping them when they had problems to solve and wowing them with their intellectual powers to help them better the government. This postition was filled at the request of the new general of the army. {Said new general comes forward, and we see that it's none other than Alexander the Great} Alexander: It's me! Now I can have the chance to be considered great at last for something not evil! It's gonna be oodles of fun! Socrates: Actually you have some catching up to do. Now that the Scientist doesn't fix the public opinion polls anymore, we got the true opinion of the people. Your ratings are... Alexander: Great? Really great?! I can accept any other rating except... Socrates: Your ratings are pretty good. Alexander: Except that.{He screams}I need a drink of water and a chat with my psychatrist, Sigmund. Father Time: The World's Oldest Woman didn't succeed in her quest to live forever, but was given a chance to do that afterwards. The new ruler suggested she be part of a series of treatments that if successful, would allow her to live forever. Thomas Edison, who was looking to broaden his horizons by inventing stuff that would make people live forever, was given the job of doing this.{Fade to a medical room with Edison and W.O.W} Edison: Now you'll need to take these special pills three times a day, and I advise you to take his cream to put on you so its special cells can add to the effects of the pills. W.O.W: I'd rather take a trip to dinner and a movie on Saturday. And no one should have to do those fun things alone. What are you doing Saturday, cutie? Edison: Um, um, a lot of things actually. W.O.W: Well, you're too cute for me not to take you, with our without your approval. Give mommy a little smooch. Edison: Um...help! Father Time: Thus far the treatments haven't progressed very far. Barry Ding and Fred Moppel finally decided to let the people decided who should win their ratings war. The polls ended in a 50-50 tie. They weren't very happy, but they eventually decided that they could learn to co-exist with each other and share the airwaves, since they were tired of thinking of ways to out do the other. That is, until their money grubbing bosses, who wanted their separate reporters to win without both of them staying on the air, ended that treaty and organized a coin flip to settle things. {Cut to the Midnightline studio, as Moppel is getting ready to flip a coin} Moppel: Call it in the air, Ding.{Flips the coin} Dings: Heads!{The coin lands tails} Moppel's boss: Yes! We won, we won! Sorry Ding, but by the agreement, you have to pack your things and go, there's room for only one big anchorman in this town, and I got him! Ding: Aw nuts!{Just then, an elephant, a donkey, and a cow come over to Ding} Elephant: I can't believe that I, the symbol of the Republican Party, had to appear on a show that was only second best and now is lost in the seas of his victory! Cow: Do you know how much people won't believe my testimony about me and the Chicago Fire if I made it on a second rate show! Mrs O Leary will be so ungrateful, the poor old lady. Donkey:{Howard Sternesque voice}Enough of this talk about our complaints, let's express them by jumping the guy!{They all jump towards Ding and beat him up} Ding: Ow! Stop it, watch the hair, it comes off in a hurry, ow! Donkey: Remember that, Dumbo, if a gray mouse comes flying at you, it's just his rug. Elephant: Geez, one mistake of identity and you hold it against me forever. Father Time: As for the kids themselves, they were given a great job. They decided they didn't want to be Senators, but they thought they could do better advising the new ruler. They first hand knew about the poor and unfortunate people in town, and they advised the new ruler to do something about it, and he did. The new ruler decided to make the kids his most trusted advisers, who would give him much advise on how to improve the village and its way of living. It worked very well, making the new ruler happy. {We now see the kids with the new ruler, sitting on the throne, and then we see who it is: it's another Tom Ruegger lookalike} Loud: Wait a second, you look exactly like my fairy! Ruler: Actually, that fairy is my father. I'm his son, that explains the obvious family resemblance. I've been with the government for years and years now, and since I'm the most senior member here, I got to be the villages new leader! You can call me Tom, and from the advise you've given and from what I can see from your meetings with my dad, he made the right choice to help you guys. Charity: Well if you're that man's son, they made the right choice in appointing you the leader if you have half his generosity. Tom: I do, Charity, I do. I think we're gonna get along just fine, especially between me, Loud, and Froggo. I've also taken an interest in that baby of Mr Melman's, do you think he has other talents than making diaper noises? Loud: I'd proceed with caution on that. Father Time: And as for Miss Information, she returned to the tourist guide business after leaving Tesla, but she got more than she bargained for. To thank her for her help, Loud convinced Tom to appoint her the royal tourist guide of the town. She would be convincing all kinds of people to visit the town, she'd take them on tours to convince them to live there, and that would be easier with the Scientist gone. And finally, Loud Kiddington got the best wish of all, the wish of respect, forgiveness, and appreciation for who he really was. He would continue to try to stop yelling as much, but he knew that if he failed in that, his friends would still stand by him, for they finally knew that he had much more than that to earn their long lasting respect, and they learned to better tolerate his flaws as a result. Besides, at least he wasn't evil like the Scientist. Toast: Hey dude, I just said that not too long ago! Copycat.{The kids all giggle, along with a nearby Tom and other government officials. We then fade back at the place where this all started, Father Time's chair near the fireplace. He closes his books} Father Time: Well, that about wraps it up on this very special presentation. Our bosses might not like the amount of drama we put into it, and our network censors will have a field day complaining about the violent content at the end and the amount of evil in the Scientist that's unsafe for children, but I'm very pleased with this story, and I hope you are too. I'm Father Time and I like bran, good night. Cue the touching end credits music! {We go back to the castle at night. The music heard in the background is again from "Edward" this one heard is the track The Grand Finale Fireworks are going off above, and below all the villagers are celebrating and cheering at their town's return to glory. Government officials, Tesla, Alexander, the philosophers, and the Superwriters are entering the castle while the cheering goes on for them. Tom and the kids come near the door after they arrive. The kids stop as he goes in to view the spectacular sight, they are wowed at this happy ending. Loud is the one most wowed by this, he is stopped in his trance by a tap on the shoulder by Charity and he turns to look at her, and they both smile and laugh. The kids smile appreciatively at them. Loud and Charity walk arm in arm into the castle with their friends following. Once they go in, we look one last time at the fireworks filled sky, with one of the stars above shining more brightly than the others, I don't think I need to say which one it is} THE END VOICE CREDITS Harry Shearer: The Evil Scientist Frank Welker: Crosby, Father Time, Saddam Hussein, Richard Nixon, Edgar Allen Poe, Fred Moppel, Fetch, Mark Twain, The Raven Cody Ruegger: Loud Kiddington Laraine Newman: Charity Bazaar, Miss Information, first parent Tom Ruegger: The Fairy, Tom Maurice LaMarche: Joseph Stalin, Plato, Socrates, Aristotle, Barry Ding, Basho, William Shakespeare, Charles Dickens, George Washington, Abe Lincoln Tress MacNeille: Toast, Pepper, Cho-Cho, W.O.W, Dickinson, Sappho, Florence Nightingale, second parent Jeff Bennett: Lucky Bob, Nikola Tesla, Alexander the Great, Napoleon, fourth parent Rob Paulsen: Mr Smartypants, Samuel Melman, Rene DesCartes, Moppel's boss, Lenin Billy West: Chit Chatterson, Confusius, Thomas Edison Jim Cummings: Attila the Hun Cree Summer: Aka Pella, third parent Adam West: Ernest Hemingway Nathan Ruegger: Froggo Paul Rugg: Nostradamus Andrea Romaro: Voice Director Nora Dunn: Lydia Karaoke Luke Ruegger: Big Fat Baby |