(QC to the spaceship room. Toast and Pule is watching Charity comforting
Loud, who is sniffing.)
Charity: Now, now Loud. It's okay.
Loud: Okay...(sniff)
Charity: Now tell me what is the problem.
Loud: Okay. (Breaths in) When the movie Gene's throwing insults at the movie me, it sounds
like he is talking to me. It's like experiencing the moments all over again.
Charity: Now Loud. Think of this. If you acted this way during that time, what will Gene
think?
Loud: Well...he might think he already won.
Charity: Well, time to insult him back!
Loud: Hey! Your right! Thanks Char.
(He kisses Charity who kisses him right back.)
Toast: Dude, like sick.
Pule: I don't know. I hope I get a girlfriend someday.
Toast: Maybe so, but...
(Stalin then appears on the screen that is hanging around.)
Stalin: What are you doing?! Get back in that theater!
Loud: GEEZ, WHAT A GROUCH!
Pule: Same here!
(The movie sign sounds again.)
Toast: Dude, we got movie sign!
(We go through the door sequence again. QC to theater; the heroes returned to their
seats.)
[Harry: Well no, but... Secretary: Mr. Melman sees no
one]
Pule: Except maybe George Lucas.
[without an appointment. I mean if we let people without appointments call him,]
Loud: A DOPE!
[one could we that guy in the "Scream" movies]
Charity: Or maybe Doopy Gilmore from Scary Movie.
[and it'd be my fault for not checking first!]
Toast: Ah, bummer. We were hoping for that.
Loud: YEAH!
[Therefore, you can't call him. Harry: Well tell him he has to]
Pule: Get a life?
Charity: Go to Hades?
Toast: Get a Clue?
Loud: GO AWAY?
[make an exception, this is important! Secretary: If you didn't make an appointment, it's
obviously]
Loud: A REDNECK!
[not that big enough to go through that simple thing. Harry: Well this is no ordinary
thing!]
Charity: It is the thing from the Addams Family.
[You've got to put me through, two of his characters could be in grave danger!]
Loud: HEY! SAMMY DOESN'T OWN ME!
[Secretary: I don't care if Steven Spielberg's in danger,]
Pule: Nor is Joel what his last name.
[no appointment, no Mr. Melman, good day! (She hangs up) Harry: Great now we have to go
through that "call the secretary till she gives in"]
Charity: Or threatens a lawsuit.
[gag. Why can't these things be resolved in original gags, why?! (Pause) You know, it's
strange that every time you ask these questions,]
Toast: You get a stupid answer, dude.
[you never get an answer. Oh well. (He begins to dial the phone.]
Toast: Dude, shouldn't he used the Redial button?
[Cut to Martha and George as they and their kids]
Loud: PLAY BINGO!
[sit at a dinner table) Martha: Okay, I know that marathon is still going, and the volume
can be turned up at any time to]
Charity: Make our ears hurt.
[annoy us, but I'm still determined to have a nice family dinner,]
Pule: (as Mills Lane) So Let's Get It On!
[so let's get to it. (They begin to eat. Fade back to Gene) Gene: Hmm, it just occurred to
me]
Loud: THAT I AM A TOTALLY JERK!
[that I haven't yet turned the volume up to an extremely loud level, only to Level 11]
Pule: Is Gene playing a new video game?
[out of the loudest level, 14. Well, that horrendous see it/don't see it gag]
Charity: And we can't want to see it.
[is about to come on, I think this would be a good time to test it.]
Toast: Um, I didn't bring my number 2 pencil. Is pen all right?
[(Back at George and Martha's, the volume goes down as we see the beginning of the
aformentioned see it/don't see it gag in the Viking episode.)]
Loud: YOU MUST BE AMAZED OF HOW I ANNOYED THOSE VIKINGS!
[George: (To his 8 year old son) So Timmy,]
Charity: Timmy?! From Secret of NIMH 2?! This is a horror fic!
[we forgot to ask]
Toast: Do I look fat in this thing?
[you in all the craziness how was your day at school? Timmy: Well the first thing that
happened was]
Pule: Lassie pushes me down the well again.
[(Suddenly, the volume goes up very loud again as we hear Loud yell]
Loud: SURGE!
[don't see it. Timmy continues to talk while George and Martha try to cover]
Charity: Their lunch.
[their ears. Then, the volume goes down again) Timmy: (Continuing talking) And that in a
nutshell]
Toast: Gene is a nut in a shell.
All: (laughs)
[was my day at school. What do you think Dad? George: Sorry son,]
Pule: I am not giving you any allowance this week.
[could you repeat that? But not now since I'm still trying to get the ringing out my
ears.]
Toast: Why? He got a phone in there?
[Martha: Well if we can't talk, let's just eat quietly so we won't have to talk over that.
(They begin to eat again, but the volume goes up yet again with the same gag. It stops
after a few seconds however and the volume is down) George: Okay, that's it!]
Pule: I am ordering a pizza!
[It's obvious we won't be able to enjoy dinner here,]
Charity: Nor elsewhere.
[so why don't we eat it upstairs?! Martha: George, that's so crazy]
Loud: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN CRACKED MAGAZINE!
[it just might work! George: Please, it's a good idea, but not good enough to demand the
reuse of that old line.]
Loud: NOT REALLY! THE OLD LINES ARE PLAYED IT AGAIN, SAM!
Charity: I see dead people.
Toast: I coulda been a contenda.
Pule: I am the king of the world!
Everyone else: Shut up, Pule!
Pule: Meanie!
[(George, Martha and their kids go upstairs. George and Martha go into one room,]
Charity: Which sadly is the bathroom.
[Timmy goes into his room, and the 9 year old girl goes into another.]
Toast: Dude, shouldn't they named her?
Charity: This movie is so drama. I don't think it is necessary to give her a name.
Loud: DUH!
[Back to Gene as he now turns a knob, a screen nearby reads "Level 13]
Charity: The Danger Zone.
[loudness, one level away from maximum loudness" Back to George and Martha in their
room) George: Well dear, I think we're all right.]
Loud: NOT!
[Thank goodness I didn't listen to your offer]
Toast: To buy a new mansion that is haunted, dude.
[to buy a TV for this room. Martha: Well... (Before she can answer,]
Pule: George farted.
[the volume goes up yet again, and now is so loud George and Martha]
Charity: Fell asleep.
[can hear it all the way up in their room.) George: Martha, I thought]
Loud: THAT WE DEFEATED HITLER!
[we'd be safe all the way up here, what's happening? Martha: If it's so loud, to go up to
here, there's no escape.]
Toast: From neither New York or Los Angeles.
[Get the kids]
Charity: A new dog.
[and let's go down to the basement! (George and Ma rthago down the steps, followed closely
by the kids, and then go down another stairway all the way down to a bomb shelter]
Pule: For this movie.
[like basement and lock the door)]
Toast: Keep out the devil, man.
[George: Ha,]
Pule: Ho.
Toast: Hee.
Charity: Hah!
Loud: BOING!
(Others look at him)
Loud: THAT IS THE BEST I CAN DO!
[I'd like to see whoever's in charge]
Pule: Who? Tony Danza?
[of this thing get us n... Martha: George, please, for the love of]
All: Histeria!
[goodness don't finish that statement,]
Charity: Or I will be forced to kill you.
[because the opposite of it always happens when you say that! (Back to Gene, who now turns
another knob and the screen now reads "Level 14-]
Pule: All you bums get off.
[Maximum loudness, Extremely dangerous" Now we cut to Sally and Jim's house) Jim:
Dear, there's still no way]
Loud: I AM PAYING FOR THE BACKSTREET BOYS CONCERT!
[out of here and this marathon's getting louder!]
Toast: Cad, like duh dude.
[Sally: Tell me something I don't know,]
Pule: Rugrats is getting a new movie?
Toast: Star Wars Episode II is coming to theaters?
Charity: Amanda Bynes is renewing her show?
Loud: THEY KILLED KENNY AGAIN?
[I still can't get the noise out of my ears!]
Toast: Try a cue tip; that always work.
Charity: Not with this noise it won't.
Pule: Bizarre, I say.
[(Now we see the clip being shown now is another see it/don't see it gag, this time from
the Niagara Falls sketch in the More Explorers episode.]
Charity: I remember that one. I introduced it. Loud and BFB was in it with me.
Loud: I AM GLAD THEY PUT ME IN THERE. OTHERWISE, I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SEE YOU!
Pule: You always see her no matter what sketch we did. Plus, didn't Gene use this scene to
annoy everyone?
Loud: I GUESS.
Charity: I am kinda disappointed that BFB show up in the Emperess's throne room in the
Mozart sketch of "Music" instead of Loud. I was hoping for an interaction
between us.
Loud: I AM GLAD WE ARE TOGETHER AGAIN!
(He kisses Charity again, who blushes again.)
[Like before, it's silent when Loud says see it, but this time when he says don't see it,]
Pule: The whole world blew up. The End.
Charity: Don't you start either!
[since it's on maximum level, the sound now is so ear splitting loud, it blows back Sally
and Jim all the way to their kitchen,]
Pule: With the Lead Pipe.
[and many appliances and stuff are broken from the sound.]
Toast: Dude, pots can be broken?
Charity: Unless they are made of glass.
[Back at George and Martha's the locked door in their basement door doesn't help at all]
Charity: No kidding?
[as it is destroyed from the sound. Now finally it ends.) Timmy: Mom, Dad,]
Pule: (as Timmy) I don't want to be in the sequel to Secret of NIMH.
[this isn't funny anymore,]
Pule: Stop touching me!
Toast: Gross!
Pule: Now what?!
Toast: That is child molestering!
Pule: Oh. Sorry.
[my ears hurt! Martha: I don't think yours are the only ones in this world, son. 9 year
old girl: That's right,]
Charity: (as girl) and I also want a new name!
[mine are hurting too! George: (Dazed) What was that Julia,]
Loud: GREAT. FINALLY SHE GOT A NAME.
Charity: In your words dear, "What A Nut".
[I couldn't hear you over the passing out which I am about to do. (He does. Back to Sally
and Jim.) Jim: Figures.]
Toast: He is doing Math now?
[It figures. We're locked in, an ear splitting marathon is on, there's nothing we can do]
Pule: Except maybe die.
[without hearing it, and the thing that had to make it worse is that our appliances are
ruined and we took]
Charity: Too much time getting back up.
[an all expensive paid to the kitchen!]
Toast: Dude, they been on a game show?
Charity: If so, they probably easily won it.
[Sally: (Dazed) Do we get frequent flier miles for that trip? Jim: I saw that coming a
mile away.]
Pule: He only saw his wife. What is he talking about?
Charity: I think he is talking about the joke.
Pule: Oh. (Pauses) But the joke doesn't have a body.
Charity: Forget it.
[Sally, if we are going to make jokes about this couldn't they be more original?]
Loud: (as Sally) HA! I NEVER COME UP WITH ANYTHING "ORIGINAL".
[(Back once more to Gene. He turns on a monitor]
Toast: Dude, he is really sick!
Loud: NO KIDDING!
[on his panel and we now see Loud and Miss Info walking in, as Gene said, a very desolate
area with no people, no buildings, no plants, no nothing.]
Pule: And so on and so forth.
[It looks like a desert without sand, in other words) Gene: Well, I see they took my
advice.]
Charity: And I want it back!
[Too bad for them. Well, it's 8:00,]
Toast: Do you know where your children are?
[so that can mean one thing. It's shock time!]
Loud: PIKACHU IS IN THIS?
[(Cut now to Loud and Miss Info walking) Miss Info: I can see that the Doctor wasn't
kidding, this really is a very empty area.]
Pule: Except now you guys are in it.
Loud: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! NO ONE IS THERE!
Toast: I think he is right. You and Miss Info are the only ones there.
Loud: OH!
[Loud: All the more good for us. According to the map]
Charity: There isn't a McDonalds anywhere.
[he gave us, if we just go straight, we'll eventually get to his house. But although the
area looks safer,]
Loud: MY VOICE IS GETTING SOFTER!
[I'm still suspicious that Gene is planning something]
Toast: Like Charity said, no kidding?
[and only got us here to have us fall into... Miss Info: (A bit worried) Into what? Loud:
Um, into...nothing,]
Loud: YEAH RIGHT! THAT WHAT I GET FOR THINKING!
Charity: I am glad you didn't die. Otherwise, I never got to know you.
Toast: Yeah, and I would never got to know Pepper.
Loud: YOU GUYS SAYING YOUR HAPPINESS HAPPENED BECAUSE OF ME?
Toast: Yep.
Pule: Well mine didn't!
Charity: Don't worry. Maybe someday you might get lucky.
[yes nothing, he probably wants us to think it's something to distract us from getting to
him. (To himself) I was going to say]
Loud: CRAP!
[traps, but I suppose it's best for her not to worry. (Just then a beeping sound is heard.
We now hear the same sound on Gene's control panel, then he pushes a button. Back to Loud
and Miss Info) Loud: UH OH,]
Toast: Spaghetti Os.
[I DON'T WANT TO BE SUSPICIOUS, BUT THAT BEEPING SOUNDS LIKE]
Charity: Someone cursing.
[A TRAP! RUN!!! (Before they can however, a trap door opens. But strangely, the door]
Pule: Goes into Douglas Adams' backyard.
[opens 5 feet]
Toast: Dude, door has feet?
[away from them) Miss Info: Hmm, I guess he misplaced that door, if it opened and we were
nowhere near it. Loud: THAT'S STRANGE, I THOUGHT]
Loud: SCARY MOVIE 3 WON'T BE HERE UNTIL FALL!
[HE WAS SMARTER THAN]
Charity: Joseph Stalin.
[(They then begins to fall downward) THAT!!!!!!]
Pule: What this?
Charity: Not this, that.
Pule: What?
Loud: NOT WHAT! THAT!
Pule: Huh?
Toast: Dude, we are not going to do that joke!
[(We now see they fell because another trap door opened right below them when they weren't
looking.]
Loud: YEAH! WHAT WAS I THINKING?!
[Now they're in what looks like a sewer like area.) Miss Info: Ew gross,]
Pule: I didn't say anything this time!
Charity: He meant the sewers, Pule.
Pule: Oh.
[what are we doing down here, and where is here for that matter? Loud: I think we're in
the sewer.]
Loud: SCORE ONE FOR ME!
[AND BY THE WAY, IF THERE ARE ANY MUTATED TURTLES DOWN HERE,]
Toast: You are in the wrong movie, dudes.
[YOU'D BETTER HAVE THE COURTESY TO NOT]
Pule: Order any pizza from us.
[APPEAR HERE AS A PUN SINCE WE'RE IN A SEWER!! BESIDES YOU GUYS WENT OUT]
Charity: (To Loud) you think they are candles?
Loud: Uh no. I say they went out with the macarena.
[WITH THE MACARENA,]
Loud: SEE?
[PARDON THAT EQUALLY OBVIOUS PUN!! Voice: (V.O and similar to Michelangelo]
Pule: Who won't be in this episode.
[the turtle) Aw, rats!]
Charity: Must be their master Splinter's kind.
[Well dudes, we're finished,]
Toast: Duh; like no kidding.
[let's see if we can get jobs as door to door salesturtles.]
Charity: Providing that Shredder isn't one of their customers.
[Miss Info: Well, that's taken care of, but aren't there still rats in the sewers, I'm
scared of rats!]
Pule: Like Sean Connery.
Charity: He isn't afraid of rats!
Pule: His character is.
Charity: Oh.
[Loud: OH THAT REMINDS ME,]
Loud: I HADN'T GONE TO THE BATHROOM YET!
[I ALSO HOPE TWO CERTAIN GENETICALLY ALTERED LAB MICE]
Charity: Who are planning to take over the world.
[DON'T COME IN HERE FOR ANOTHER PUN!! (Two mice come into view,]
Loud: D'OH!
[but surprise, they are not Pinky and Brain,]
Toast: Dude, they are totally insane.
Charity: No rhyming, please.
[we instead see a thin looking mouse and the other mouse looks very strong and resembles a
tiny Arnold Schwarzenegger)]
Pule: Not Pinky or the Brain. But you guys are close.
Toast: Dude, that thin mouse looks like Don Knotts.
Charity: Oh yeah.
All: (singing) They are Donnie, They are Donnie, They are Donnie and Arnold, Arnold,
Arnold, Arnold, Arnold!
[Thin Mouse: Sorry kid, your hope hasn't been granted, ha ha.]
Pule: He thinks he is Nelson Muntz?
[Loud: Actually it has, you're not the mice I thought would be here. Strong Mouse: (In a
Ah-nold type voice) Listen kid,]
Loud: I RATHER SEE THAT KID FROM MY ACTION MOVIE!
[zhose two you speak of are not rats, zhey're mice. Rats live in zhe sewer, so zhey
wouldn't be here since zhey're not mice,]
Charity: I think he is spelling his words wrong.
Toast: Actually, I think that is way Arnold sometimes talked.
Pule: Unless he is in the wrong movie.
[unless zhey were using a toilet]
Loud: GROSS!
Charity: Not to mention very bad for our viewers.
Pule: Ditto.
[in zheir last world domination plan and it backfired on zhem. Thin Mouse: Wait a minute,]
Pule: (as Don Knotts) I got a demon in my car, Andy.
[we're not rats either, so what are we doing here? Strong Mouse: Beats me,]
Charity: Don't tempt us.
[I zuppose we just came here to spoil his wishes. Oh, vait a minute now I remember, we
vere recalling that night in February in zhat Long Beach science]
Pule: Beach don't have science labs!
[building where I proved how strong I am. (Dissolve in flashback]
Loud/Pule: (Do that do-do-do stuff like in Wayne's World.)
[mode to an scientific like office where the two mice are standing near a TV) Thin Mouse:
I still don't think]
Charity: David Letterman is cool.
[you're as strong as you say. Strong Mouse: Listen you thin girlie mousie nothing person,]
Pule: Who? RuPaul?
[I say I am, I vas made like this by very smart scientists, and zhey don't kid around.
Thin Mouse: If you're that strong,]
Toast: You can easily beat Keanu Reeves at arm wrestling.
[prove it. I want you to go to that TV and pull off the On/Off button on there.]
Charity: So that what happened. That mouse pulls the On/Off button off the TV. Because of
that, Gene was unable to turned it off. But why your yelling hurts his ears so much?
Loud: WELL, WATCH THE MOVIE AND FIGURED IT OUT!
[Strong Mouse: Easier done zhan said. (He goes to the TV]
Pule: Had a heart attack, and dropped dead.
[and pulls on a button. His pulling turns the TV on. He soon enough pulls the button off)
Hmm, I pulled this off, and yet zhe TV is still on. Strange.]
Toast: No it isn't.
[Thin Mouse: Well, I'm still not impressed.]
Charity: I am a thin mouse who has nothing to do with this movie.
[Pull off the volume control button and the channel changer button. Strong Mouse: Very
well, it's your cheese zhat you stand to lose in your little bet with me. (He goes back to
the TV and pulls off both buttons easily) Zhere, pay up!]
Pule: Since when is cheese money?
Charity: I don't know. Mice are always strange.
[Thin Mouse: Not so fast,]
Loud: YOU AREN'T SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, BUDDY!
[I need more proof.]
Pule: That Professor Plum did it in the Kitchen with the Candlestick.
[See that remote control nearby? Bring it to the mouse hole and see if you can]
Charity: Eat it whole.
[pull off those buttons! Strong Mouse: You never giver up, do you?]
Pule: Not really.
[Very well, all zth more fun for me in the delight of showing who's boss.]
Charity: Not Tony Danza I hope.
[(He picks up a remote control, and both mice run to the inside of a mouse hole.) Thin
Mouse: Well Mr. Strong Mouse,]
Toast: (as Don) you can play me in the Tom & Huck movie.
[I'll admit you did well in pulling off the TV buttons. (He goes and stands on the volume
button. The remote is pointed to the TV, so his standing on it increases the still on TV
to maximum level)]
Loud: You know, after seeing this, I had no reason to be mad anymore.
Charity: Really?
Loud: I mean, that strong mouse pulls off the buttons of the TV because of a bet and will
probably do the same to the remote control. I believed that is the reason Gene went nuts.
Pule: I thought it was your yelling?
Toast: That is a different story, dude.
[Now, pull]
Toast: My finger.
[off this volume button I'm standing on. Strong Mouse: You asked for it.]
Loud: OH? HE THINKS HE IS IN A TINY TOONS ADVENTURES EPISODE NOW?
[(He pulls it off with Thin Mouse still on it, and he falls to the ground after he
succeeds) Thin Mouse: I mean pull it after I got off it!]
Pule: I guess the Strong Mouse is Pinky and the Thin Mouse is the Brain.
(QC to Pinky and The Brain. The Brain looks annoyed)
The Brain: You fool, that Thin Mouse is nothing compared to me.
Pinky: If that Thin Mouse is nothing, why does he exist?
(The Brain angrily hits Pinky on the head. QC to theater.)
[Strong Mouse: You should have said]
Charity: Please.
[zhat in the first place. (Back to the sewer) Thin Mouse: Well that flashback was
pointless,]
Loud: NOT!
[let's get out of here. Strong Mouse: Okay, let's go. (Thin Mouse leaves) Excuse another
obvious pun,]
Toast: Whoop-dee-duh.
[but I just have to say it.]
Charity: He wants to say it?
Loud: WHAT?
Pule: Not what, it.
Toast: Dude, didn't we did that joke?
[Hasta la vista, Loud-y!]
Loud: (as Arnold) I WON'T BE BACK!
[(He leaves) Miss Info: Oh, what else can happen?!]
Charity: Don't say that!
[Gene's Voice: Well, I'm glad you asked.]
Loud: TOO LATE!
[(A microphone comes into view connected to the wall. Gene's voice is heard through it)
Gene: If you'll just look below you,]
Pule: You will see a bunch of useless water.
[you'll see another miracle of science which isn't a mouse or turtle, but it's the next
best thing!]
Toast: Dude, nothing is the next best thing if Gene has something to say about it.
Loud: DITTO!
[(Loud and Miss Info look at the water below, and]
Charity: Saw that someone pee in it.
Pule: Gross!
Toast: Totally chunkess.
(QC to Lydia)
Lydia: And I got new hopes for this fan-fiction.
(QC to theater)
[it appears that something very large is moving toward them) Loud: WHAT IN HADES BLAZES IS
THAT?! Gene: Please refrain from cursing another name for that place]
Loud: OH YEAH?! WELL !@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*() HA! MY INSULT OUTWEIGHS YOURS!
[and pay]
All: No!
[strict attention to the creation slithering in front of you. Miss Info: What is it, an
electric eel?]
Toast: Who? Bob Dylan?
[Gene: Close. Let's find out.]
Pule: (as Red Guy) Shall we?!
[(The large thing comes out of the water,]
Loud: AND ASK DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE ADDAMS FAMILY LIVES?
[and now we see what it is. It's a giant snake,]
Pule: Richard M. Nixon?
(QC to former president Nixon)
Nixon: Wrong snake.
(QC to theater)
Toast: Dude, how did these people keep making QC like that?
Charity: Don't ask me.
[and it's head, or what passes for it is right below the roof of the sewer.]
Charity: (Disbelief) Since when does a sewer have a roof?
Loud: I DON'T KNOW!
Toast: Dude, this author is making plot holes big enough to put a robo-spider in.
Pule: Yeah.
[It moves right near the frightened twosome) Gene: Loud, Miss Info, say hello]
All: Hello.
[to the world's largest snake, enhanced by me of course. It's quite amazing what eating
growing enhancing food can do to someone.]
Toast: So Gene is dealing with drugs as well?
[And you know, I'm quite fond of]
Charity: Hanson.
[said electric eels and snakes, so I decided]
Loud: TO BE A BIGGER PSYCHO THAN BEFORE!
[to combine the two.]
Toast: Dude, Digimon will have a field day with him.
[(Bolts of electricity are now seen running]
Pule: Electricity has feet?
Charity: Different kind of running, Pule.
[through the snake's body) Loud: SO IT'S A SNAKE, BUT IT HAS THE ELECTRICITY OF AN EEL?!
Gene: Yes, pardon another bad pun,]
All: No!
[but one touch of that thing, and you're going to get quite a "shock" from it.]
Charity: I am shocked right now.
Pule: So am I.
Loud: DITTO!
Toast: Same here.
[It can't kill you,]
Loud: THEN WHY SENT IT AFTER US?!
[but it will give you the privilege of a long long nap and I really think you two need
one]
Pule: (as Gene) For your obvious murder!
[after the events so far today. Say good night]
Charity: (as Kevin Spacey; at least I think he say it.) You princes of Maine.
[you two. (The snake slithers, with it's upper body still out of the water,]
Toast: Dude, if it's in the water, won't its own electricity kill it?
Charity: That not how it work. An electric eel has some things that prevented itself from
death.
Pule: I wish I had that power.
Loud: DON'T! YOU WON'T TOUCH ANYONE AGAIN!
[right towards Loud and Miss Info, and they run. Cut now to Lydia Karaoke's office)]
Toast: Dude, she is in this?! I mean R6 may like her but she isn't that important!
Pule: Yeah!
Charity: True, but she often gets important roles as well. Remember the Clue parody?
Loud: OH YEAH! THE ONE WHERE SHE PLAYED MRS. PEACOCK WHO KILLED THE COOK PLAYED BY WORLD'S
OLDEST WOMAN!
Toast: Dude, let just watch the movie.
[Lydia: Hello, I'm Lydia Karaoke, network censor.]
Charity: And I am an idiot, also.
[I just want to say]
Loud: DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE! IT IS STUPID!
[that this next scene is very frightening]
Pule: Like Child's Play.
[and should not seen or read by younger people. Voice: Oh really? (Slappy]
Toast: Is this turning into a H!/Animaniacs story?
Charity: Nah. She is just a cameo.
Loud: THOUGH I WISH IT WERE A CROSSOVER STORY! SHE WOULD HAVE HELPED US WITH GENE!
Pule: My life would be allot better if Robert shot this in sequence!
[now comes into view) Lydia: You again! Stay away from me Ms. Squirrel,]
Charity: If you're nasty.
[I'm just doing my job! Why do you have to come here all the time, I'm trying to protect
people.]
Pule: So is Gene, and look what happened to him.
Charity: Actually, Pule, Lydia is the good guy. Gene isn't.
Pule: But still, she would have let us killed off Socrates if we want to.
Loud: THEN IT WOULDN'T BE A KIDS WB SHOW, WILL IT?!
Toast: Totally.
[Slappy: Yeah, well so am I. I fight a never-ending battle for truth, justice...]
Pule: I thought that was Superman's job.
[and things blowing up! Allow me to demonstrate. (She takes out a plunger]
Charity: What? Is she going to unplug the toilet?
[and blows up Lydia's desk) Lydia: (Dazed) That's quite a headache inducing battle. (She
collapses)]
Toast: Man, R6 is going to be peeved.
(QC to R6)
R6: No kidding.
(QC to theater)
[Slappy: Now that's comedy! And back to our story. (Back at the sewer, Loud and Miss Info
are running from the snake) Miss Info: There has to be some way to]
Toast: Call for the Incredible Hulk.
[get him off our tails!]
Pule: If she thinks she is Sonic the Hedgehog's buddy, she has something else coming!
[Loud: We don't have tails,]
Loud: WHAT DO YOU KNOW? I SAY THE RIGHT THING FOR ONCE!
[but I have a plan. Look! (Not too far away,]
Toast: There is a spaceship that Han Solo own?
Charity: Chewbacca has appeared?
Pule: That monster from the Death Star is back?
Loud: JABBA THE HUTT JUST FARTED?
Everyone else: Eeew!
Loud: WHAT?!
[there is a brick wall in front of them) Miss Info: You don't mean? Loud: I hope you can
hold your breath for a long time.]
Loud: YEAH, I KNOW THAT I AM NOT INDIANA JONES, BUT IT STILLS WORKS!
[(He takes a deep breath and goes under the sewer water) Miss Info: Well I don't know if I
can. (She sees the snake closing]
Pule: The store.
[in) But I'm willing to find out! (She takes a deep breath]
Toast: And immediately passed out. The End.
[and goes underwater. The snake sees this and goes completely]
Charity: Berserk.
[under himself and slithers after them. After a few seconds, Loud and Miss Info swims
towards the bottom of the]
Loud: SEA!
[brick wall and stop. The snake stops in front of them just then.]
Loud: (as Indiana Jones) SNAKES. WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE SNAKES?!
[He turns his head and swings it]
Toast: (as Austin Powers) Baby, yeah!
[toward them preparing to hit them. But they then jump back to the surface and the snake
hits the brick wall. He first looks dazed, then angry, and he rises out of the water again
in practically no time) Miss Info: Well I don't think]
Loud: I LIKE THAT VERY MUCH!
[that worked very well. Loud: RUN, OR WE WON'T LIVE TO COMPLAIN]
Loud: ABOUT THE NEW JOHN TRAVOLTA MOVIE!
[SOME MORE ABOUT IT!! (They run again. Every time the snake get closer he tries to touch]
All: Eeew!!
[one or the other of them) Miss Info: I wonder...]
Charity: Who wrote the Book of Love?
[pant...why he's...pant...apparently not trying to eat us? Gene: (From microphone)
Because]
Toast: He already ate, dude.
[snakes don't like the taste of human, especially not at night.]
Loud: WHOOP-DEE-DUH!
[He just wants to touch you. Loud: AND IF HE TOUCHES US,]
Pule: (as Loud) we will filed a lawsuit against him.
[WE'LL GET SHOCKED, RIGHT?! Gene: Please refrain from ruining my lines]
Loud: NO WAY!
Toast: Like never, dude.
[and kindly allow yourself to be shocked now.]
Pule: Never.
Charity: That is what Loud is thinking.
[Miss Info: (Whispering) Quick, we can open that nearby door to hide.]
Toast: A door? In a sewer?
Charity: You don't know what that author is going to do.
[(We now see a door nearby the two. They run toward it,]
Pule: And they all fell down.
(Both Charity and Loud hit him.)
Pule: Ow! Why did you do that for?
Charity: For two reasons. One: We already did that joke...
Loud: (angrily)...AND TWO, THAT JOKE ISN'T FUNNY!
Pule: Geez, give me a break here!
Loud: DON'T TEMPT US!
[open it, and enter a deserted room) Loud: (Whispering) You know, it's always so
convenient]
Pule: Convenient? There is a store down there?
[these things show up at just the right time.]
Toast: Uh, six o'clock?
Charity: (frowning) I think that joke is done to death.
[Miss Info: I'll go see if the coast is clear.]
Loud: BUT THERE ISN'T A BEACH DOWN THERE!
Charity: Wrong coast, Loud.
[(She opens the door to see]
Pule: A big ugly dinosaur asking them to be in their new show.
[an large staring eye like]
Toast: Godzilla, dude.
[the T-Rex's in Jurassic Park. She quickly closes the door) Miss Info: The coast isn't
clear. (She then runs from the door just as]
Loud: THE WORLD BLEW UP!
Charity: Now that joke is done to death.
[the snake breaks through the door and traps the two in the room) Miss Info: Now what'll
we do?! Loud: (Pointing)]
Toast: You know, it isn't nice to point you know.
[Hey Mr. Snake,]
Loud: YOUR WIFE WANTS YOU!
[isn't that a bowl of]
Pule: Potato chips.
[snake food over there? (The snake turns his head]
Charity: He turns his head? Is that even possible?
Toast: Dude, this author is strange.
Pule: Same here.
[to look while Loud and Miss Info narrowly squeeze through and get out of the room. The
snake then sees them]
Pule: And eat them. The End.
[gone and roars,]
Charity: Like an Onix.
[with the bolts of electricity flowing through his body again. He gets out of the room and
sees the two]
Loud: DOING THAT LAME N'SYNC DANCE!
[running, and the chase resumes. However, the two now see]
Pule: Beetlejuice in a surprising cameo role.
[another brick wall right in front of them. Loud is able to turn away quickly and run to
the left,]
Toast: He turned left?
Loud: RIGHT!
Toast: Oh so he turned right.
Loud: NO, I MEANT LEFT!
Toast: Left?
Loud: RIGHT!
Charity: Look you guys; I know where the joke is headed so stop.
[but Miss Info isn't so lucky]
Pule: She was unable to get a lottery ticket.
[and the snake quickly corners]
Charity: Since when does snakes had corners?
[her.) Miss Info: Hah, hah, nice snake, good snake, how about taking a bite of this
bullhorn instead of shocking little ole me?]
Toast: (as snake) Flattery won't get you anywhere, madam.
Pule: Ole? Is that a made-up word?
Charity: No. Some folks of the South said that all the time.
Loud: THAT PROBABLY INCLUDED MISS INFO!
[(She pulls out her megaphone]
Toast: I thought it was called a bullhorn.
Charity: It is. The megaphone is often called that.
Pule: Wait a minute. If it is called a bullhorn, won't it call bulls?
Loud: NOPE!
Charity: Don't be ridiculous, Pule.
Toast: Ditto here.
[and throws it to the snake,]
Loud: (as snake) AAAAHHH! SHE THROWED A BULLHORN AT ME! CANCEL THE PLAN!
[who chomps it and spits it out quickly.]
Toast: (as snake) I wanted ketchup on this, dang it!
[More bolts of electricity are seen on his body. Loud now notices what's happening, and
gasps. The snake ominously]
Charity: Frankly, we would say something about made-up words, but that joke is getting
old.
Loud: YES!
[slithers towards Miss Info and he's now an inch]
Toast: Dude, the snake is actually shrinking?
[or two away from her. But instead of crashing into her, he puts his head down and lightly
touches]
Loud: I WOULDN'T!
[her head.]
Loud: PHEW!
Pule: I think that joke is being overused.
Loud: SHUT UP PULE!
Pule: Meanie!
[She screams]
Charity: I would if I was in this movie. Oh wait, I am. (Screams)
[as she is instantly shocked by]
Pule: The snake's...(notices Charity looking annoyed at him) never mind.
Charity: (smiling) Good.
[bolts of electricity. Back at the control console,]
Toast: Of Bill Gates.
[Gene grins evilly just thinking about what's happening to her. But then, Loud jumps
towards her and pushes her]
Pule: To the side.
[away from the snake, however by touching her]
Charity: Loud!
Loud: I THINK HE MEANT A DIFFERENT TOUCHING!
[he gets shocked a bit too.)]
Loud: TOLD YA!
Charity. Oh. I'm sorry, Loud.
Loud: ME TOO.
(They kiss and make-up again.)
[Miss Info: Pant, pant, Loud, I think]
Toast: You are hot!
Loud: DON'T YOU TRY ANYTHING!
Charity: Or I will tell Pepper about that comment you say earlier.
Toast: Geez, and I thought Pule was the only one in trouble.
[you may have just saved my life. Loud: Pant, hold your praises, it's not over yet!]
Loud: BLAST! I WAS HOPING THE MOVIE WOULD BE OVER!
[(The snake, now very angry, comes up towards them again. Just then,]
Pule: It exploded and Gene came to an end. The End.
[Loud notices a large steel plate]
Toast: In Lucky Bob's head, dude.
[on the left side of the sewer, and then notices the]
Charity: Way this movie is getting stupider.
[increasingly large number of]
Loud: PEOPLE VISITING WENDY'S.
[electrical bolts on the snake, and gets an idea. He runs over to the plate.]
Charity: (as baseball announcer) And the windup, the pitch...and he hits a home run!
[Just as the snake prepares to shock Miss Info again,]
Pule: By showing her it...
(Charity kicks him this time)
Pule: Oh right! I will stop. (Thinks to self) But for long?
[Loud speaks) Loud: HEY, YOU! YEAH, YOU, THE EMBARRASSMENT TO CREATURES EVERYWHERE!!!]
Toast: Except maybe Hobgoblins.
[(The snake turns to him) YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU ARE A PITIFUL DISGRACE TO YOUR CREATOR!
I MEAN IF YOU CAN'T CATCH A MERE]
Pule: Fly.
[KID AND A MERE TOURIST GUIDE, WHAT KIND OF A SNAKE ARE YOU?! A HORRIBLE EXCUSE FOR ONE,
THAT'S WHAT!!!]
Loud: ACTUALLY, THE HORRIBLE EXCUSE IS THAT I HAD TO GO TO MY GRANDMA'S.
Charity: Or I got to shoot a movie.
Pule: Or that Stalin has taken over the world.
Toast: Or the world itself blew up, dude.
[(The snake gets even more angry and goes toward Loud. More electricity is shown on his
body) Loud: AND WHAT'S MORE,]
Loud: A DONKEY OR A DRAGON?
[THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF]
Pule: Turkey.
[SNAKES KNOW ALL ABOUT THIS AND MUST BE SAYING]
Toast: (snickering) Oh? You think you are Harry Potter now, Loud?
Loud: NOT FUNNY!
["IF A GENETICALLY ENHANCED GIANT SNAKE WITH THE POWERS OF AN EEL CAN'T DO]
Toast: Dud.
[SOMETHING SO SIMPLE AS SHOCK TWO PEOPLE, THE SNAKE KIND WILL BE NO LONGER
RESPECTED"]
Pule: So we are going to kick his butt!
[AND IF THEY ARE, IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT,]
Loud: HA! NOW WHO IS PLAYING THE BLAME GAME?!
[FOR YOU BRUNG DOWN YOUR OWN SPECIES!! (Now the snake is really angry.]
Charity: Actually, peeved is more like it.
[He tries to shock him, but Loud grabs]
Pule: A baseball bat.
[the large steel plate and when the snake tries to touch him,]
Toast: I wouldn't.
[he instead touches the plate.]
Toast: Phew.
[He tries again and again to touch him, but Loud guards himself with the plate everytime.
The snake lets out an ear splitting angry roar.]
Loud: NO! THIS IS AN EAR SPLITTING ROAR!
Charity: Loud! Don't!
Loud: Oh yeah. Sorry.
[But then, he notices that electrical bolts are now covering his entire body, and then
there is an explosion.]
Pule: The Earth blows up! Run!
Charity: Geez, the whole "Earth blows up" thing is started to get old.
Toast: Not for us, babe!
[When the dust settles,]
Toast: Dust? Do they need a vacuum in there?
[the snake falls down into the water) Loud: WHAT DO YOU KNOW, IT WORKED! Miss Info: (A bit
weak) What worked?]
Pule: The engine on my car.
[Loud: You saw how he got angry when I insulted him.]
Charity: And Gene is usually the one who gets away with stuff like that.
[When he got angry, more bolts of electricity covered his body. Miss Info: And then he got
so angry, he exploded because there was too much]
Pule: Of the good thing.
[electricity from him being so mad! Loud: Right! (He helps her up) Well Mr. Burrows)
Toast: That Doctor Burrows to you.
[may have bruised us a bit, but he didn't break us.]
Charity: He almost broke Loud this time.
Loud: BUT I WILL TRY TO BREAK HIM!
Pule: Yeah, Loud. You do that.
[Now let's get out of here before he decides to]
Toast: Blow chunks, dude.
[to serve seconds, whatever that means.]
Pule: It means to serve more food, right?
Charity: I mean Loud meant more trouble.
Loud: BINGO!
[(Loud takes off]
Toast: I wouldn't.
[his backpack,]
Toast: Phew!
[which he was conveniently wearing all this time, and pulls out a small ladder,]
Pule: Wait, where did you get the ladder?
Loud: MR. SMARTYPANTS GAVE IT TO US. REMEMBER?
Pule: Oh yeah.
Charity: Now I know why Gene didn't invite you to Washington. He didn't think you were a
threat.
Pule: Yeah? Well, wait until I get my hands on him.
Toast: Just do the next best thing, dude.
Pule: Which is...?
Toast: Make fun of him.
Pule: Oh yeah!
[but when he pushes a button on the bottom of it, it grows]
Loud: UP TO BE A BIG BOY!
[to full size all the way up to the roof. He carries it to the spot of the still open trap
door, and they climb up back to the surface. Cut now to]
Charity: A Nintendo Power convention now in progress.
[an angry Gene who's watching this and banging his fist on the console)]
Pule: (as Gene) Ow! I hurt my hands!
[Gene: Darn, darn, and triple darn!! And for good measure, a quadruple darn, that should
have worked!!]
Toast: (as Scooby-Doo villain) If it weren't for those meddling kids!
[(Thinks a bit) Well, I suppose]
Charity: (as Gene) I should give up and get a real job.
[I can't have everything go right today, though I did do that well for a good]
Pule: 65.
[4 and 1/2 hours. Yes. (He looks at Loud and Miss Info)]
Charity: Pervert!
[You've won this round,]
Toast: They were in boxing?
[but I still have lots of surprises in store for you.]
Charity: Looks like Gene is getting out stuff from his store.
[Heh heh.) (Cut now at the Histerian hallway where]
Pule: The Histerians go on strike.
[to the left of the meeting room door,]
Loud: THERE IS ANOTHER DOOR!
[another door is shown reading "Histerian emergency]
Loud: YEAH, WE LIKE TO PRETEND TO BE DOCTORS AT TIMES TOO!
[meeting room" which as we now see looks the same as the original, only]
Pule: It is cooler than the stupid one.
Toast: Oh, and Sammy isn't heading the meeting.
(QC to an annoyed Sammy)
Sammy: Geez, you guys had it in for me! But I swear that some day...
(He fell. It means that Sammy had fallen in a trap door. A smiling R6 comes out.]
R6: Like Slappy says, "Now That's Comedy!"
(QC to theater)
[with no TV. The Histeria cast is sitting around another table]
Charity: And try to figure out what the heck is up with Gene.
[and looking a bit confused) Sammy: (Slowly) Well, now that Loud and Miss Info have been
gone for 90 minutes,]
Pule: With John Tesh and Thomas Jefferson!
Loud: LOOK OUT! THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE A SPEECH!
All: (screams)
(QC to Thomas Jefferson)
Thomas: Okay, I think we got enough jokes about my speech, thank you very much!
(QC to theater)
[um, what do we do?]
Loud: THEN WHY DID YOU GOT US HERE THEN?!
[Aka: Maybe we should]
Toast: Play a game of Bingo?
Pule: Watch Scary Movie?
Charity: Play Tag?
Loud: OR GO HOME?
[call them to see if they're]
Pule: Decent?
Everyone else: Pule!
Pule: What?!
[all right. Father Time: Good idea but I wonder,]
Loud: WONDER WHO...WHO WROTE THE BOOK OF LOVE!
[did we actually]
Charity: Got a clue at all.
[give them that cell phone we prepared for them?]
Pule: They did?
[Froggo: (To Chit) It was your job]
Toast: To jump off the cliff, dude.
[to give them that phone, did you?]
Charity: Yeah.
[(Before Chit can answer, he notices a]
Loud: BUG ON HIS SHOULDER!
Pule: (as Chit) Eek! Get it off!
[cell phone in his shirt pocket and realizes he]
Charity: Is a dope.
[didn't give it to them.]
Loud: FORGET IT! I DON'T WANT HIM KNOCKING US OUT!
[He quickly hides it) Chit: Um, yes I did give it to them,]
Pule: (coughing) Bull crap!
[but um, there was faulty wring?]
Toast: Faulty wring?
Loud: MORE LIKE, NEVER BRING!
[Yes, I just realized that]
Pule: (as Chit) I am a stupid moron and I should have gave them the phone.
[the wiring was all wrong and we won't be able to contact them, yeah that's it. And I'm
not saying that]
Loud: I HAD A PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
[to hide the possibility that I]
Charity: Am stupider than that telephone guy.
(QC to telephone guy from the Alexander Graham Bell sketch)
Telephone guy: Oh sure. Make fun of me, why don't ya?
(QC to theater)
[forgot to give it to them, that's for sure! (The cell phone falls out of his pocket)]
Toast: Hey! He had been holding out on us! Let beat him up!
Charity: Now, now. We are still on the satellite. (Pauses) Maybe when we get off.
[Toast: Whoa, no offense Chit dude,]
Toast: Cad, more like Chit idiot.
[but your ability to lie is just as bad as your ability to sell things.]
Pule: Here, here!
Loud: SCORE ONE FOR TOAST!
Toast: Wicked!
[Lucky Bob: You are correct sir. Hiyo!]
Charity: The Ed McMahon of the group.
[(Before Chit can defend himself,]
Loud: YOU KNOW, LIKE I SAY BEFORE, SAMMY LOOKS STUPID ENOUGH TO BE A LAWYER.
Toast: Uh, why is that?
Loud: HE CAN PROBABLY SUE CHIT IN COURT!
Pule: Yeah, but knowing these guys it will take forever to get a verdict.
All: (laughs)
[the secretary comes in) Secretary: Mr. Melman,]
Pule: I quit.
[an annoying person has been calling me]
Toast: A babe.
[for an hour demanding to talk to you. I keep telling him he can't call you]
Charity: A name, and we are the only ones allow to do that.
[without an appointment, but he just keeps calling back.]
Pule: (snicker) Oh really? Then why did you come in then?
[He say he's a scientist, and... Sammy: A scientist?]
Toast: Dr. Robotnik?
Pule: Dr. Wily?
Charity: Dr. Giggles?
Loud: DR. LOVE?
[Gasp, it must be Dr. Burrows!]
Loud: FINALLY SOMEONE GOT IT RIGHT!
Toast: Though it had to be Sammy to do that.
[Put him through to my cell phone! I'm certainly glad]
Pule: That I can get out of this movie.
[I fixed the tampering on my computer so I can tell him off!]
Charity: Sorry, his name is Dr. Harry Norman. You can't change his name.
[(The secretary goes back to her desk and picks up]
Loud: A GUN.
[the phone) Secretary: Okay Dr. Norman, I hope you're happy, I'm putting you through to
Mr. Melman. (Cut to Harry) Well it's about time.]
Loud: NO IT ISN'T! IT'S ABOUT THE STUPID 24 HOUR MARATHON!
Charity: I think he is talking about talking to Sammy.
Loud: OH! (Pauses) WAIT! WHO WANT TO SPEAK WITH HIM?!
Toast: Someone who want to lose their mind, dude. Oh wait; they already did, didn't they?
[After I'm finished helping him]
Pule: He will blow his mind man.
[I'm going to say a few choice words about his "helpers" (Fade back to an angry
Sammy]
Charity: (as Sammy) I don't want to be in this movie! I don't, I don't, I don't!
[as his cell phone rings and he answers it) Harry: Hello? Sammy: You horrible, sad, all
too smart man,]
Loud: THAT DESCRIBES SAMMY PRETTY WELL!
Toast: Except for the smart part, dude.
Pule: Here, here.
[you dare]
Charity: (as Harry) Okay, I will take truth.
[to call here after what you're pulling?!]
Pule: (as Harry) Uh, my finger? Is this a trick question?
[Well let me tell you Mr. Burrows,]
Toast: So much for Dr. Burrows.
[Loud and Miss Info are coming over to your place]
Loud: WE KNOW HE HAS A CAR?
[and they're going to stop your twisted plan stone cold,]
Toast: Cool! A WWF reference.
[do you hear me?! Harry: I hear you,]
Toast: And I still don't care, dude.
[and I would be intimidated, except I'm not Gene. My name is Dr. Harry Norman. I'm a
friend of Gene's. (Everyone crowds around Sammy]
Charity: So we can beat him up.
Loud: THOUGH I THINK R6 IS ALREADY DOING IT!
[to hear Harry) Sammy: If you're a friend of Gene Burrows,]
Pule: You would tell us where he puts the beef jerky!
[how can we trust you? Harry: Well in that case, you may not like hearing this. You see in
a way,]
Loud: I AM NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!
[it's my fault that the marathon is happening. Everyone: What?!]
Loud: HE SAID IT IS HIS FAULT THAT THE MARATHON IS HAPPENING! DON'T YOU HAVE ANY BRAINS AT
ALL?!
[(Angry murmurs are heard) Harry: Let me explain, and also tell you a bit about me and
Gene.]
Toast: They are roomies?
[You see, we were scientists together, living in the city of Long Beach.]
Charity: Oh, so the beach has a city now. Thanks for the confusion, movie.
[(Dissolve in flashback mode to shots of the city of Long Beach, then cut to a official
looking building)]
Charity: It isn't that official.
[Harry: (Narrating) We worked at the Science building, it's the headquarters of an
organization of scientists who]
Toast: Wants to take over the world!
[work to create new, brilliant inventions for the city, and the world. Gene and I were
good friends.]
Charity: Well, friends are too strong a word.
[(Cut inside the building to Harry sitting at a desk]
Pule: Writing a complaint letter to Robert about being in this movie.
[with Gene apparently giving support]
Loud: AND SCREWING IT UP DOING SO!
[while he's building something) Harry: (Continuing) I could always count on him for
support,]
Charity: And to provide money for the pizza.
[and it wasn't just because he was the smartest person in our company.]
Loud: OR IN ANY COMPANY FOR THAT MATTER!
[Then last September, things began to change. I inadvertently signed a contract to let
local Shriners]
Toast: Dude, what on earth is shriners?
Pule: Must be cleaning people.
[use my office every day at 3:30 PM, so for the next few months]
Loud: I WILL SPENTED MY TIME UNDER WATER!
[I spent that time at Gene's office, watching you guys.]
Pule: Oh no, he is watching us! Everybody hide!
Charity: He means on TV, Pule.
Pule: Oh.
[(Cut to an office where Harry is watching Histeria! and laughing) Harry: You see,]
Loud: HOW CAN WE SEE?! WE ARE IN A FLASHBACK!
[I've always been a fan of your show, and I've always gotten a good laugh out of it.]
Charity: And we got a good laugh out of this. Except this isn't funny.
[Father Time: I'm glad somebody did. Harry: But Gene didn't.]
Toast: Whoop-dee-crap.
[He listened to the show for 4 months and]
Charity: Have to excuse himself to go to the bathroom.
[he developed a great hatred for it. He said it was stupid,]
Pule: So is he.
[it was a bad excuse to fit educational guidelines,]
Toast: So is he.
[and no one on it was remotely funny!]
Loud: SO IS HE!
[But he hated two specific characters most of all. I think you can guess who.]
Loud: NO! WE ARE GOING TO GUESS ME AND MISS INFO!
[W.O.W: Loud and Miss Info,]
Loud: I WAS RIGHT! SHUT UP!
[so _that's_ his motive? Harry: No, all I know is that whatever motive he had started in
early February. I was on vacation at the time,]
Pule: Going to Disney World.
[and when I got back Gene wasn't there, and no one in the organization would tell me]
Toast: Who killed Kenny.
[why since it was apparently too embarrassing to talk about.]
Charity: Since they aren't wearing any pants.
Loud: I THINK WE USED UP THAT JOKE!
Charity: Well, at least it was a good one.
[After that I rarely saw Gene again and each time I did he]
Pule: Threatened to kill me.
[wouldn't say what happened, but I could see in his eyes]
Pule: That he is evil.
[an evil, underhanded expressing, as if he was in the midst of planning something not very
good,]
Charity: But then again, when does he do good?
[and this must be it! But I don't know what Loud and Miss Info have to do with]
Loud: IT!
[whatever happened that drove him to do this! Sammy: So what are you doing now?]
Toast: Driving over 55.
[Harry: I just came out of a scientific convention in Alabama, I'm in Louisiana]
All: (singing) With a banjo on my knee.
[right now and I'm going to drive to Gene's house to stop him, but right now I'm going to
try to]
Pule: Go to the bathroom.
[help you in any way I can. Where are Loud and Miss Info? Charity: They, like Mr. Melman
said, went to Gene's house too.]
Loud: I can see why you are so concerned about me. If it was you in that situation, I will
be concerned too.
(Charity blushes)
Charity: Thanks, Loud.
[Sammy: Oh, I don't think that sounds good.]
Pule: But then again what else is new?
[Listen, let me tell you some more things about Gene.]
Loud: HE IS A THREAT TO SOCIETY AND SHOULD BE STOP! THANK YOU!
[He's the smartest guy I know and he's one of the smartest people on Earth in case you
didn't figure out already.]
Charity: Sadly, we did.
[He can make the logical out of the illogical, and you never know what he'll send]
Toast: Disease in the mail?
[and come up with next. Put it this way, he's someone]
Charity: Who is a big jerk.
[who's definitely not to be underestimated. Aka: (Slowly) Okay, is there anything else you
know that could]
Pule: Annoyed us?
[help us out?]
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