| [Harry: Why yes! While I was dealing with Sammy's secretary,] Toast: With cards. [I came up with something.] Pule: (as Harry) But I ignored it. It's all crap! [We need to] Loud: GET OUT OF THIS MOVIE! STEP ON IT! [somehow take back] Charity: Our money. [control of every TV in the world from Gene, so we can prevent him from doing whatever he's going to do or say afterwards.] Charity: Too late for that. [You guys have plenty of inventors at your place,] Pule: Except we never used them. [there must be one famous inventor who has thought of or is building a machine to control every TV on Earth. Sammy: No way,] Loud: HO-SAY! [they're all on vacation, and besides I don't think] Toast: The world evolves around them. [that any one of our inventors has even thought of] Charity: Bringing any pairs of undies. [building a machine like that! (His eyes begin to widen as he seems to have an idea)] Pule: (snickers) Yeah right. [But I know one of them who might and who definitely didn't follow my instruction to take a vaca!] Pule: Vaca? Toast: Dude, that isn't a made-up word! It's short for vacation! Charity: At least this author got the words right this time. [(Cut now to a lab of some sort as the Histeria cast] Loud: BLOW IT UP! [walks in. There are a large amount of strange inventions] Toast: Dude, they aren't that strange. [and equipment that we see. A somewhat familiar man is seen sitting at a desk and writing some sort of blueprints. He then gets up and turns around and now we see who it is:] Pule: Great. I bet Doctor Smith is going to be in this. [it's our old friend,] Charity: Yeah right. [Christopher Walken-esque Nikola Tesla from the episode "Better Living Through Science", the young black haired version of him)] Loud: (as Nikola) BOY, THOSE YOUTH PILLS REALLY WORK! [Tesla: Hello, Histerians.] All: Hi Nick. [(Naturally, the cast quivers in fear at hearing this, except for one...)] Pule: (as Highlander) there can only be one. [Pepper: AHH HA HA!!!] Toast: Hee hee hee. Pule: Ho ho ho. Charity: Ha ha ha. Loud: HAH HAH! [IT'S YOU, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S] Charity: Not butter. [REALLY YOU!!! Tesla: Oh no, not again.] Toast: Sadly yes, Nikola dude. [Pepper: I've dreamed] Pule: Of Jeannie with a white blond hair. [my whole life of meeting you, and now here you are and here I am, ahh ha ha!!! Father Time: Um Pepper,] Loud: SHUT UP! [I'd advise you to calm down a bit,] Charity: (as Pepper) Ha! I never calmed down! [since one, you've already met him before and two, although he looks a lot like him,] Toast: He isn't talking about Ally McBeal, so that rules her out. [that man is not Christopher Walken. Pepper: Darn! Sammy: Yeah, he's over two floors down,] Loud: COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW BADLY THIS MOVIE IS! [and I hear he's mad at the WB for] Pule: Not putting him in any WB cartoon. [using all of these lookalikes of him without his permission.] Toast: Ha! We never need his permission! [I don't know what his problem is though,] Charity: He looks scary in "Batman Returns". [if he didn't want us to imitate him, he should never have become so odd and scary and make it more fun for us to do so. Tesla: Ahem, my genius] Pule: Ha! [tells me] Toast: I am idiot? Charity: I looks like Christopher Walken? Loud: MY HAIR IS TOO BLACK? Pule: I should get out more? [that you didn't come here to debate about people I look like, so why are you here?] Toast: Mellowing out. [Sammy: Well Nicky, can I call you Nicky?] Charity: (as Montezuma) Only if it is okay to whack you on the head every time you do. [Tesla: No. Sammy: Okay Nicky, now we're in real dilly] Loud: OH! [of a pickled egg here] Pule: I am hungry all of the sudden. Don't know why? Charity: Me either. [and we thought you could help us out. (Puts his arm around him) Tesla: Ahhh! Get your arm off me,] Toast: I don't like you! [who knows what kinds of germs you'll spread! (He then sees Big Fat Baby near one of his machines) Ahhh! And get that round thing away from me,] Charity: His name is BFB, you dope. [I'm scared of round things, especially after what that one did to my death ray!!] Toast: Oh yeah. I remember the episode. We still didn't get our ball back! Pule: After all this, I wonder what's up with that guy. Charity: I wonder why he pushes me with Loud. Loud: MY GUESS IS HE THOUGHT WE HAVE SOMETHING! Pule: What do you have? Charity: Trust me. It's best not to ask. [Cho-Cho: Well he is pretty scary, so I'll just take him away. Tesla: Please do, and I'd also advise you to change his diaper while you're at it! Nostradamus: I knew he was going to say that!] Toast: What is old N doing there? [And I'm sure everyone else here] Loud: DON'T LIKE HIM VERY MUCH! [did too, shut up!] Pule: (as Mr. Director) Ooh! Again with the shutting up! Stop with the shutting up, it's not a very good thing! [Toast: Whoa, the dude's physic!] Toast: And lame. [Nostradamus: Of course, I am, what else would I be?] Charity: Jerry Lewis? Toast: Merlin? Loud: ERIC THE RED? Pule: Paul Rugg? Everyone else: Who?? Pule: I just thought of it, that's all. [Tesla: Ahem, getting back to the point,] Toast: (as Nikola) Do you think I am weird and all? [why are you here? Sammy: Well we just want to know if] Charity: You can changed your name to Christopher Walken. [you're planning to build any machines that would take control of every TV on Earth. Tesla: No, I haven't.] Toast: Well, that rules out that possibility. [Besides, you should know that I've been spending] Pule: My cash. [every spare] Toast: Dude, I thought he is building a machine, not repairing his car. If he got that, that is. [moment trying to build my death ray. Aka: Well you're gonna have to take a break,] Pule: Of that Kit Kat bar. [because we've got a scientist on the phone] Toast: He is on the phone? Dude, he must be that huge! [and we need you and him to build such a device before 4 tomorrow or our friends are gonna have their heinies kicked by everyone in the world!] Loud: WELL THEY HAD TO TAKE A NUMBER! [Harry: (From phone) Hold on a minute, I have to work with Tesla to figure this out? Why not Mr. Smarty-pants, he's smarter] Charity: And popular with Miss Info. [and he can come up with this faster. Smarty-pants: That's a good question,] Loud: YEAH! [why not me? I am very shy, but in this kind of situation] Toast: It is hard to get dates, you know? [I can work to change that. Tesla: It's probably because] Charity: The author of this story didn't think so. [I'm a genius] All: (laughs) [and they've finally figured out that fact. W.O.W: Actually it's because you're the only eccentric enough to come up with such a machine.] Pule: Plus, we don't have to dock your pay. [Tesla: Does that count good towards my genius? Chit: No it mainly counts toward how crazy you are.] Charity: For once, Chit said something right. [Lucky Bob: Yes now.] Pule: (as Lucky Bob) I got to go the bar now! Hiyo! Toast: Easy, Pule. You are too young to drink! Pule: I was mocking LB, Toast. Toast: Oh. [Tesla: Very well, give me the phone. (Sammy gives him the phone) Hello, Mr. Scientist.] Loud: IF THAT EVIL SCIENTIST FROM MY HISTERICAL WISH STORY SHOWS UP, I AM GOING TO... Charity: Loud, relax. Tesla is talking to Harry. Loud: Oops. How embarrassing. [Harry: (A bit scared) Actually Mr. Tesla,] Pule: (as Harry) I have to go right now. [the name's Harry, and we're going to have to work together to come up with a design] Charity: What? They are going to make clothes? [workable enough to build into a device that will gain back TV and save Loud and Miss Information. Tesla: Loud? You mean that loud kid who pushed the button on my death ray which led to me being shot?! You actually expect me to help build something which will save someone who contributed to my ray's downfall, why should I?!] Loud: HEY! DON'T BLAME ME! IT'S BIG FAT BABY'S FAULT! Charity: Why does Nikola get to be in this? Why not Thomas Edison? Toast: Duh. I think Nikola is more insane as it is. Plus Thomas doesn't like him. (QC to Nikola Tesla, the old one. He is working on his death ray again.) Nikola: Ha! That old coot? Once my death ray is fix, I will show him whose boss! (However, an explosion occurs. We now see a smoking black Nikola.) Nikola: Well...(coughs) back to the drawing board. (He faints. QC to theater) [Charity: If you do, it'll help prove you are a genius] Charity: Plus it will let me know Loud more. Loud: BINGO! (He kisses Charity.) Loud: SCORE! [and we'll give you more funding for your death ray.) Toast: (snickering) Yeah right. [Tesla: In that case, when do we start? Harry: We must start immediately. It's 8:30 now,] Loud: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR KIDS ARE? Charity: We already did that joke. [and we don't know what's going on back there with Loud and Miss Info. Let's just hope] Toast: That Paul Reiser doesn't show up. [Gene hasn't played his cards yet for them.] Pule: Cards? I thought he wanted to kill them. [(Cut back to the deserted area. It's pitch dark] Toast: Wrong movie, dude. [except for a nearby fire. Loud and Miss Info are near it relaxing. A caption reads] Charity: A fireplace, you dope. [it's 11:00 PM)] Pule: Whoa! Time must have gone on quick! Toast: Totally! [Loud: Are you sure you don't need any bandages or anything, I mean you did take] Charity: My wallet. [quite a shock by that snake. Miss Info: No I'm fine, just a little woozy, but do you need anything,] Loud: NAD! I ALREADY GOT IT! (Hugs Charity) [you yourself took a shock too. Oh that reminds me,] Pule: (as Miss Information) Mr. Smartypants is cute. [I never got a chance to thank you for saving me back there. Loud: To answer your first question,] Pule: It is B. Toast: (as Regis) Are you sure? Is that your final answer? Pule: Yes. Toast: Congratulations! You won $1,000,000 dollars! Charity: Now it is not the time for a "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" joke. [I refer you to your answer to that question since I'm a bit woozy myself,] Pule: Whoop-dee-duh. [that's why we are resting here. And second it was nothing,] Toast: Nothing? More like something! [no trouble at all.] Loud: YEAH RIGHT! [Wait a minute it was quite a bit of trouble,] Loud: (as Nostradamus) I WAS RIGHT! SHUT UP! [but I don't regret it. Miss Info: That's good to hear. (She thinks a bit) Oh that reminds me, I have another question I've been meaning to ask.] Pule: (as Miss Info) Do you think I looked cute in a... (Loud and Charity angrily hits him.) Loud/Charity: (angrily) Don't you try anything! Pule: Geez, I'm sorry. [Loud: Go right ahead. Miss Info: Ever since we started this journey you've been acting] Charity: Like Frank Sinatra? [so nice and considerate to me. Don't get me wrong I certainly appreciate it, but is there any] Toast: Bologna left. [special reason why? Loud: Actually there is. I know that all of this has been really hard on you, since right now the whole world] Pule: Is being invaded by aliens. [is probably very annoyed at seeing you, a crazy scientist] Loud: HE IS CRAZY! [is planning your doom most likely,] Loud: HER DOOM?! WHAT ABOUT MINE?! [and not to mention the many horrible things he's said and probably will be saying about you. Since I'm facing the same thing I can relate to that,] Pule: (as Loud) on second thought, forget it. [and the last thing I want to do] Charity: Is die. [is make it worse, so that's why I'm trying to make it a bit better for you. Miss Info: That's a very sweet] Pule: Sugar. [thing to say and to do. In fact, this now brings up another question. You can stop me if I'm asking too many.] Toast: Dude, I wish I could stop this movie now. [Loud: Not at all, go on. Miss Info: Well one of Gene's accusations is that he mainly can't stand] Charity: On a chair. [you since you yell and nothing more, and it seems the same way in real life too. But I really am curious] Loud: GEORGE! [now to know, exactly what are you] Toast: Doing. [like underneath that voice of yours? Are you as obnoxious as some people say you are, or just a very nice kid at heart, because it looks to me like the latter is the case. Loud: Well, I would consider myself to be] Pule: Mr. Popular. [that way, though I know even beyond the] Charity: Shadow of the doubt. [voice I'm far from perfect, though I try. Miss Info: Then how come until now we haven't seen this side of you? Loud: Actually, it's for a good reason.] Toast: Which I don't know of. [You see, I'm afraid. I'm afraid that if I showed the others this nice side of me, they'd say it] Pule: Stinks. [was only an act. They'd say that I was only acting this way to distract them for my loud, ear splitting voice, and that I'm really not this nice and I'm a one dimensional kid who's loud] Loud: THAT'S MY NAME! DON'T WORE IT OUT! [and nothing more like I am on the show. Then I'd argue that that isn't true, then they'd disagree, and] Loud: I WILL BE FORCED TO CALL THE COPS! [eventually it would lead to a huge argument] Pule: On who will win the next CDM. [which would make them lose] Toast: Their lunch. [what little respect they have for me] Charity: Little? How about a lot of respect? [and cause a huge rift between us and ruin the practically already ruined show.] Lodu: YEAH RIGHT! Toast: Like wrong, dude. Pule: Yeah. Charity: Same here. [That's the last thing I want to happen.] Toast: (as Loud) That and lose my cable channel. [Miss Info: But I don't think the others would be that cold] Charity: Unless Mr. Freeze dropped by. [in accusing you, they're not like that. Loud: For me I'll bet] Loud: MONEY! [they'd make an exception. Miss Info: What do you mean? Loud: Well before I start I should warn you this may get melodramatical.] Charity: What? Loud: MUST BE A NEW WORD! [Miss Info: I'm used to it, mainly because I've been exposed] Pule: I wouldn't. [to that quite a bit by Mr. Melman's movies.] Pule: Phew. [Go on. Loud: Well, the reason they'd probably react that way is] Charity: They are probably under mind control. [because of how often I yell. Gene Burrows himself stated he really hates me because I yell about 95 to 100%] Toast: Not to mention 200%. [of the time. Watching that marathon] Charity: Of Whose's Line Is It Anyway? [and thinking about what being exposed to my voice is doing to the world is also making me realize] Loud: I YELLED TOO MUCH! [that I really am annoying to everyone.] Loud: YOU TAKE THAT BACK! OH WAIT, I AM TALKING TO MYSELF AGAIN! Charity: Yes. [Think of it, practically every time people hear me they cringe and probably have their ears hurting from me,] Pule: Unless he pricks it with a needle. [and I wouldn't be surprised if I've already made a lot of people go deaf,] Toast: What did he say? Pule: He say...wait, we aren't going through that deaf joke. Toast: Ah, bummer. [be it through in person or through this marathon! (To Miss Info) Feel free to stop me] Charity: (as Loud) from killing myself. [if this is too much or too out of place for a kid to say. Miss Info: (Clearly affected by Loud's speech) No, go on. Loud: Okay. Anyway the point is I've inadvertently caused a lot of people to suffer] Loud: NO! IT IS GENE'S FAULT! Charity: Calm down, Loud. Remember I am here. Loud: (inhales and breaths out) Right. I will try to calm down again. [by hearing me and also probably done so to millions of viewers around the world before and during all of this. Sigh, why is it you always figure out] Pule: The name of that story. [these things just as it comes back to haunt you?] Pule: Loud, the ghost of Christmas Present. [Plus, it was probably my annoyance and not yours that caused Gene to go crazy and drag us all into this big mess!] Loud: Uh, guys. Listen, this whole conversation is boring. Plus, I already know some of it. Mind if I go to sleep? Toast: Good idea. Pule, you watch the movie and tell us when the cool part, if any, is coming. Pule: (frowning) All right. (Toast, Charity, and Loud fell asleep. Pule resumed watching the movie.) [I've done quite a bit to convince everyone that I'm] Pule: Brad Pitt. [loud. rude and obnoxious, Gene Burrows] Pule: Decides to try to drop dead. [probably knew that better than] Pule: Bugs Bunny. [anyone, and now he's making me pay the price.] Pule: (as Miss Info) does he all take cash or credit? [Miss Info: (Slowly) Okay, is that all? Loud: Yes I think that's all the confessions I can think of right now.] Pule: (as Loud) Except I liked Charity. [Miss Info: Okay, first off I don't remember] Pule: Who I am. [where I heard this statement, from one of my parents,] Pule: If she got any. [a friend, or a shifty shyster self help guru on TV, but I recall hearing from somewhere the statement, and I quote. "A person's biggest flaw] Pule: Is his butt. [does not matter, what matters is] Pule: I am a dork. [what is beyond that] Pule: Thunderdome. [flaw" endquote. And in your case,] Pule: I will try to be a good lawyer. [that means that your voice doesn't matter, it's what's underneath the voice that counts. And what's underneath that voice is a kind, considerate, and caring guy. Do you know how I know that? Loud: (A bit shaken) No, how?] Pule: From the history channel. [Miss Info: Because if you were as one dimensional and rude as Gene says you are,] Pule: You would have been on All That. [you wouldn't have been so protective and caring to me since] Pule: WWII started. [we started this journey, and you wouldn't have saved me from the snake. Plus you've rarely, if at all yelled during our conversations and that tells me that you must really care] Pule: The Care Bears are in this? [to go this long without doing so. Loud: You really believe all of that? (She nods) That almost makes me] Pule: A Kool-Aid drink. [feel better, I can't begin to thank you enough! Miss Info: Well at least you're able to slightly control your flaw, sadly I can't say] Pule: Any F's, S's, and Q's words. [the same for mine. Now I guess it's my turn to] Pule: (As Beat The Geeks host) Challenge the next geek! [confess my problems. Loud: Well when you do, don't feel too bad because now I'm the one that's supposed to comfort your problems. It's a literal reversal of roles.] Pule: What? Loud is dumb and Miss Info yells now? (Everyone else woke up.) Toast: Huh? Dude, what happened? Pule: They got pass your problem, Loud. Loud: HUH? OH THANKS! Charity: Back to watching the movie, I supposed. [Miss Info: I don't think] Toast: This movie is good, dude. [even you can do that, since my stupid remarks are something] Charity: That is good. [I can't control.] Loud: I AM OUTTA CONTROL! GANGWAY! [You know all the wrong remarks I said on the show? I actually believed all of them were true] Charity: But sometimes I lied. [until they told me they were] Toast: Stupid, dude. [just jokes. And there are probably tons of other things I think are true] Loud: LIKE, BILL CLINTON DIDN'T HAVE THAT AFFAIR WITH MONICA LEWINSKY! Charity: Or wrestling is real. Toast: Or the Batman & Robin movie is cool. Pule: Or that the world blew up. [but they're really false,] Pule: Well, rats. [which I won't give an example for in order to spare] Toast: A dime? [more embarrassment. Loud: Okay, now it's my turn to comfort you.] Loud: I WOULDN'T! CHARITY WILL BE ANGRY AT ME! Charity: Did you forget already? You are trying to make her feel good. You know, like I did earlier. Loud: OH! [(Clears his throat) Now first off,] Charity: Put it back. Pule: What? Charity: You know...first. Pule: Oh, good joke. (Thinks) Not! [I don't think you're really that dumb] Toast: Not as dumb as Lucky Bob anyway. [and that you're probably smarter than you let on.] Loud: JUST GO TO SCHOOL. THAT'S WHAT I DID. [Miss Info: You're just saying that. Loud: No I'm not,] Pule: You take that back! [I'm telling the truth. (Sly) And do you know how I know that?] Charity: Oh, do tell. (Looks annoyed at Loud) Loud: HEY! DON'T BE JEALOUS HERE! I AM ONLY COMFORMING HER! Charity: Oops. I almost did a Big Game there. Sorry. Loud: It's okay. (You know the drill.) [Because if you were that dumb, you wouldn't be able to] Toast: Stay in this movie. [say all those kind reassuring words to me. You know, you're the first person who's ever told me that I am who you say I am, and you say] Pule: WAAAZZZZTTUUUPPPP?! (Everyone else groans) Charity: I knew it wouldn't last! [I am, and you say that _I'm_ kind and considerate? Well if you're the only person who's sensitive enough to] Toast: Stay with me, you would get out of this movie! [actually try to find that out, then you must be twice] Toast: What? There are two of her for Gene to be annoyed at? [as nice as I am, and I think that statement is actually a fact.] Loud: NOW LET ME TELL YOU MY OPINION! [Miss Info: You believe all of that? Loud: Of course, and hearing you say that gives me quite a case of deja vu by the way.] Pule: Deja what? Charity: Deja vu. It gives you flashbacks at times. Toast: Dude, I prefer to flash forward. Then I won't see this horrible movie! Loud: I DON'T LIKE TO BE REMINDED OF WHAT HAPPENED, THANK YOU! [Miss Info: Well if I'm really more nice than you,] Toast: I will, like, be on Full House. [I must be the nicest person in the world.] Loud: ACTUALLY THAT BELONGS TO BARNEY! OH WAIT, I HATE HIM! [Those words only prove to me that my description of you] Charity: Pretty good. (QC to Alexander the Great) ATG: Hey! Don't you dare tease me with that joke again! Voice Off-Screen: Actually, they are making fun of the film. ATG: Oh. (Pauses) In that case, never mind. (QC to theater) [was accurate, I can't thank you enough! Loud: Uh oh, there' that deja vu again! (They both laugh) Miss Info: Ha ha, well then] Toast: Off you go doing my dirty work. [I suppose we'd best be heading] Pule: Heading? You mean give your heads to someone? [on our way to Gene's house.] Charity: (singing) Over the river, and through the woods to Dr. Gene Burrows's house we go! [But of course this likely possibility that he] Toast: Is a bigger jerk than before, dude. Loud: NO KIDDING! [has more traps waiting for us scares a bit to go on.] Pule: What's more scary is (as Haley Joel Osment) I see dead people. Charity: Dum, dum, dum! [Loud: Well we're lost anyway,] Toast: Dude, you are giving up already?! What kind of hero are you?! Loud: I MEAN WE ARE LOST IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE! Toast: Oh. [it's take us quite a while to head back to civilization,] Charity: It also takes the Village People three years to get it together. [so we might as well try to stop him. And if you do get scared, you know I'm here to help fix that. Miss Info: (Warmly) I know you will.] Loud: (trying not to freak out) I like Charity! I liked Charity! I like Charity! Charity: Don't worry, Loud. I won't be mad. Mad at the author, maybe, but not you. Toast: Dude, this is bizarre here. Pule: Yep. [(They walk off. Cut to Gene who's been watching this whole thing)] Loud: (as Gene) CHANGE THE CHANNEL! ALL I AM GETTING IS THE LOUD AND MISS INFO SHOW! [Gene: Hmm, they almost fooled me, but it will take more than staged sentiment to stop me.] Loud: IT ISN'T A STAGED SENTIMENT! IT IS FOR REAL! CAN'T YOU EVER REALIZED THAT?! Charity: You know; me and the others believed you. Loud: YEAH, BUT GENE DIDN'T! Toast: Dude, like bogus! [Now's it time] Pule: For Tool Time! [to treat the public] Loud: WITH ICE CREAM! [to the next most horrible thing after Loud. (Cut to George and Martha as they begin to go back down the steps now that the TV has apparently gone quiet again.] Toast: But for how long? Ha Ha Ha! [A lot of things are broken and damaged from the recent clips)] Charity: (as Martha) *Gasp!* They destroyed my collectible plates! I will sue! [George: My goodness, if we get out of this alive,] Pule: Like Martha Stewart said, most accidents happened in the home. [the cost to repair this stuff will make us wish we hadn't. Martha: Are you sure we should be down here, what if] Loud: I DIED? Charity: Gene never became a psycho? Pule: Barney became popular? Toast: Keanu Reeves beat Brad Pitt? [the TV goes up again? George: You always tell me to not say those kind of statements since the opposite always happens, and now _you're_ saying those statements?] Toast: (as George) Dude! I am getting a divorce! [Boy, sometimes you're hard to figure out. Martha: Can you blame me,] All: Yes! [I'm in a very tense mood] Pule: Sammy is always tense! [and whatever comes on next] Charity: Is going to get their butt kick. [could shatter my sanity] Charity: If any. [and ears. (Just then the volume goes up again, but it's not as loud as before, consider it to be Level 12] Loud: WHAT? WE LOST A LIVE? [loudness. The clip this time is] Pule: World's Oldest Woman naked. Everyone else:... Pule: What?! It was a good joke! Everyone else: O_o Pule: Forget it. [Miss Info from the Better Living Through Science episode stating that helium was found in partyballoons)] Pule: Not true! Some scientist found it in a rock! Charity: It is just Miss Info giving out "misinformation" again. Loud: IS THAT A JOKE? IF SO, I DIDN'T GET IT! [Martha: (After viewing the clip) that would be annoying in normal terms,] Toast: Dude I am still on school terms. [but after hearing the events of the last 5 hours, it's worse! George: You're right as always dear,] All: Not! [this could be even worse than] Toast: 98 Degrees. [the yelling of that kid!] Loud: HEY! IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM, SAY IT TO MY FACE! Charity: Loud, I am sure George and Martha forgave you for what happened. Loud: BUT I DIDN'T TAKE OVER THE TV! Charity: Maybe but... Toast: Back to the film! [(Cut to Sally and Jim. They are now viewing the clip from] Pule: "Weird Al's" party. [The Dawn of Time ep] Charity: Didn't we already done this scene? [again) Sally: AAHH! This is almost as bad as that kid,] Loud: (covering his ears) NOT LISTENING! NOT LISTENING! NAH NAH NAH NAH! Charity: That's the way, Loud! Don't listen to those insults! Pule: I did, and I am glad I am not in this. [especially after what we've just gone through. Jim: I suppose now we'll be hearing her at high volume for the next few hours. If incredibly wrong statements is what we'll be viewing during that time,] Toast: I will be all "Whoa!" [our sanity's gonna take a turn for the worse!] All: Too late! [(Now the clip shown is from the 20'th century] Charity: Fox. [Presidents episode, during the Watergate/Nixon sketch.] Toast: Who remember that episode? Say aye! All: Aye! [The scene shown is Miss Info saying] Loud: GET ME OUT OF THIS MOVIE! [that the White House is the home of Perry White] Pule: It is? Where is Superman going to live? [Cut to the real White House where] Charity: George W. Bush is now president. [the Clintons and Al Gore] Loud: WATCH OUT! HE IS GOING TO MAKE A SPEECH! Charity: Didn't we already done that joke? Loud: YEAH, BUT THAT WAS FOR THOMAS JEFFERSON! THIS IS AL GORE! Charity: Oh...in that case... All: (screams) [are watching this from the Oval Office) Bill Clinton: (After hearing Miss Info's statement) Hey, how come no one told me that this was Perry White's house?] Pule: Great. Now Bill Clinton is insane. Charity: Too late. Loud: I THINK WE HAD HIM ON THE SHOW AT TIMES! ALTHOUGH MOSTLY MAKE FUN OF HIS...WELL, YOU KNOW! Everyone else: We do. [Al Gore: (In his usual wooden voice)] Toast: He better hope Woody Woodpecker isn't around. [That's because it's not, it's an incorrect statement which is very trying on my sanity] Pule: If he had any. [after what we've just seen for the last 5 hours. I am very scared and angry.] Loud: (as Al Gore) AND BORING, ANNOYING, OH DID I MENTIONED PATHLETIC? Pule: (as Bill) No you didn't. [Hillary Clinton: (A bit dazed) I still don't understand how] Toast: Bill Clinton won the impeachment trial. [come none of us are able to] Charity: Get a life. [leave this place,] Loud: WE ARE TRYING TO! [no matter what, we can't get out. Al: (Still wooden) And being exposed to] Pule: I wouldn't. [this makes it worse,] Pule: Phew. [I don't know how much more I can take.] Toast: Dude, is he talking about money? Charity: I think he meant the marathon. Loud: MAKES ME GLAD HE DIDN'T WIN THE ELECTION! OTHERWISE, WE WOULD HAVE BEEN STRUCK WITH THAT BORING GUY! Pule: Here, here. [(Now we see the part where Miss Info] Toast: Does that new dance. [states that the White House blue room is where the Presidents goes when he's feeling sad,] Charity: Yet another incorrect statement. [then she states that the Red Room is] Loud: BEING COLORED PURPLE! [where the President meets Communists and pinkos)] Pule: What on earth is pinkos? Charity: I ask Miss Info about it later. She doesn't know either. Loud: THAT WHAT SHE GETS FOR NOT CHECKING HER RESOURCES. Toast: If she got any. [Al: (Still wooden again) That is so wrong and horrible that] Loud: IT IS FUNNY! [I am scared for my life over what may be shown next] Charity: Sammy Melman with his pants down? [and I want out of this building.] Toast: (as Bill) Dude, I feel your pain. [(He stiffly picks up a chair and throws it at a window,] All: (as Springer crowd) Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! [but when it hits it, it bounces back at Gore and hits him)] Loud: SCORE! [Al: (Wooden still but dazed) It's time for us to build the bridge] Pule: What does bridges have to do with this? [to the] Toast: (as Al) Year 2000. [21'st] Loud: (as Duck Dodgers) AND A 1/2 CENTURY! [century. (He falls down)] All: Yay! [Hillary: Well I think we all saw that statement coming.] Charity: (as Hillary) And Gore being unconscious isn't new to us either. [(Cut now back to Tesla's lab as Tesla talks to Harry] Toast: What? He is already there? [on the phone.) Tesla: No, no, no, the audio commander has to go on the right side of the device, not the top left!] Loud: HEY! WHO IS THE HERO HERE?! YOU OR ME?! [Plus the vernacular modifier needs to be 21 kilowatts strong, not 18!] Pule: Ooh! I am hearing confusing words again. Charity: It is words scientists sometimes uses. Toast: If Tesla ever was a scientist that is. [Harry: Okay, okay, I got it. But it still looks wrong on the design. Remember first] Pule: To get the popcorn from the refreshment stand. [we have to come up with a design for the device, then if it's workable enough to build, we build it before] Toast: Godzilla comes to town. [the 24 hours are up. But are you sure] Loud: THAT THE PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL?! Toast: Go Packers! Pule: Yay Packers! Charity: Again with the Packers joke. [that the others can't help us? Tesla: Of course, they don't have] Charity: Any sense what so ever. [the scientific knowledge that you and I have,] Toast: Dude, that isn't true! Look at Mr. Smartypants! [therefore they are no help at all.] All: Not true! [Harry: But we've been going this through for 2 and a half hours from 8:30 to 11:00] Toast: Dude, they must be tired by now! Loud: YEAH! [and nothing has worked so far,] Charity: But then again when does Tesla's inventions work? [I think we'd be better off] Loud: NOT KNOWING! [with some more help. Tesla: Listen,] Pule: My stomach is growling. [I'm the genius here, and since I'm the only inventor in the building, I'm the best one for this job,] All: Yeah right! [and therefore the only one for this job! Now let's get back to doing this or] Charity: I will be forced to kill you. [I'll have no choice but to say hello to you repeatedly.] Pule: How come he didn't do that on the show? Charity: He suggested that, but it will be a stupid joke. Loud: BUT THEN, MOST OF OUR JOKES ARE STUPID SO WHAT'S NEW? [Harry: (Frightened at that prospect) In that case,] Toast: Goodbye. [let's get going. (Cut back to his car as the device on the wheel of his car is still driving it for him,] Toast: Dude, doesn't he like stop for gas or anything? Charity: With the 24 Hours marathon going on? Loud: YOU MUST BE NUTS! Pule: But like you say Loud...what else is new? Toast: Don't make me come over there, Pule. Pule: Meanie! (Sticks tongue out at Toast) [and he's working on a] Pule: Death threat for Tesla. Toast: Dude, he's already dead. Pule: But if he is dead, how come the Histerians got him to help? Charity: Good question. I don't know. [piece of paper) Harry: Hmm, now if the top right modifier is amplified by 3.4 kilowatts more, I think the rest of the connected parts would be able] Loud: TO NOT WORK! [to share it's power] Charity: (as parts) No! You can't have it! It's mine! [and therefore] Charity: I am. [make it more powerful to] Toast: Crush the Empire State Building. [control more TV's. What do you think Mr. Tesla? Tesla: I think I'm confused] Loud: NO KIDDING! [as to how you're able to work on a design and calculations while driving a car. Harry: Thank my car driving device for that,] Pule: Thank you! [when connected to a car wheel it takes control of it] Toast: And it automatically drove him off the car and the world came to a end. The End. [and drives it for you, so I don't have to do two things at once] Charity: Unless he clone himself. Loud: WHICH BY THE WAY IS PROBABLY ILLEGAL BY THE GOVERNMENT! Pule: But then again, so it taking over the TV and trying to get two characters killed too. [and spoil any chance for success. Tesla: I see.] Charity: Or not. [(He thinks a bit) Wait a minute, are you trying to show off your smarts at my expense?] Toast: (as Harry) Yep. Basic issues. [Harry: What?] Pule: He said, "Are you trying to show off your smarts?" [Tesla: I can tell] Loud: MOMMY ON YOU! [that you pointed out your little invention to prove that you are a better scientist than I am!] Toast: (as Harry) Like I said, basic issues. [Harry: Mr. Tesla] Charity: Stop acting like Christopher Walken. [we have no time to] Pule: Have a tea party. [argue, every second counts here.] Charity: Does every second had hands at all? I don't think so. [Tesla: Oh, trying to get out of this argument cause you don't want to admit I'm right eh?! Well let me tell that] Pule: I am an idiot. Charity: I have no life. Loud: I LOOKED UGLIER THAN KING KONG! Toast: I almost killed some kids. [if you think you're a better scientist than I am, you're dead wrong!] Pule: Great. I supposed Tesla is trying to commit a murder without anyone noticed. [That's what you're trying to do, I've had so many people do that to me in the past] Loud: LIKE THOMAS EDISON FOR ONE! [that I can instantly tell that that's what you're doing. Harry: As I said earlier,] Charity: Shut up. [this is no time to argue, besides I already know that you're a better scientist than I am.] Pule: (snickers) Yeah right. [Tesla: Huh? Harry: I mean, you invented the Tesla Coil,] Toast; (as Wakko) Boing, boing, boing, boing. [the Thought Pattern Machine,] Loud: (as some scientist) BLAST! THIS ISN'T WHAT I AM THINKING! [Anti Gravity Airships,] Pule: (as Mr. Spock) there is a shuttle going towards us, captain. Toast: (as Captain Kirk) Fire...the...lasers. Loud: (as Dr. McCoy) BLAST IT JIM! I AM A DOCTOR, NOT A COMMANDO! [Alternating Current,] Charity: Which he sold to make some dirty cash. Pule: (as Nikola) Aaah! The cash had germs on it! [and you came so close to inventing the death ray too.] Loud: YEAH! BASIC ISSUES! [Who am I to compare? Tesla: Well it's about time!] Loud: THIS STORY ISN'T ABOUT FATHER TIME. IT IS ABOUT ME! [Sorry if I seem so self centered, but I've tried so hard] All: (laughs) [to make people believe I'm a genius that I can't resist bragging. Now let's move on] Toast: Dude, I wish I can move...away from this satellite! [before I go into another one of those sentimental confessions. Harry: Thank you. (To himself)] Loud: (as Harry) HIDE THE BOMB! HIDE THE BOMB! [Heh, good old Number 723 in the words of advice book for Scientists] Charity: Entitled "Scientist for Dummies". [sure came through: When in doubt,] Toast: Pay no attention to what I said. [brag about how great the other is. I'll have to write a kind note to the writer of that book, Ima Genius,] Loud: WHO? WILE E. COYOTE? [but not now, maybe in a few days when this is all behind us.] Toast: Cad, like yeah right! Loud: I AM STILL RECOVERING OF WHAT HAPPENED! Charity: Oh Loud... (She kisses him. He smiles and kisses back. They resumed to watching the movie.) [(He goes back to work) (Fade back to Loud and Miss Info as they are still walking. Just then,] Loud: THE WORLD BLEW UP! [the cell phone begins to ring again) Loud: I'll take this call. (Miss Info gives him the cell phone, then Loud answers it) Hello Gene. Gene: Hello] Toast: (as Hannibal) Clarice. [there Loud, did you miss me?] Loud: NO! (Loud: No, not really.] Loud: I WAS RIGHT AGAIN! [Gene: Good. By the way, I hate to say this, but kudos] Loud: HUH? Toast: I think it's some sort of thank you. [on a fine acting job in] Pule: That movie you are now in. [that conversation at the fireplace, you almost had me fooled. Loud: Acting? YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT WE WERE FAKING THAT WHOLE CONVERSATION?! Gene: Of course.] Pule: Now die! [But if you think you're going to fool me with] Charity: That embarrassing dress you are wearing. [that old "trick the scientist into thinking that you're more than a loud voice trick"] Loud: HEY! I AM MORE THAN SUCH A VOICE! Toast: Then why are you yelling right now? Loud: I am yelled when in self-defense or when it is funny. [you think wrong. That goes for you Miss Info, remember I am] Charity: A jerk. [not someone who can] Pule: Looked like Jim Carrey. [be fooled very easily. Miss Info: You mad man,] Loud: SCORE ANOTHER ONE FOR MISS INFO! Charity: Scoring done. [I know as well as you do how much Loud yells, but I think it's a bit unfair] Toast: That Alan Hale is in a bad movie. [to judge him like that without looking beneath that voice. Gene: (Furious) Unfair?! UNFAIR?! (He screams)] Pule: Like a girl. Loud: Uh, Charity. I know what's coming next, so can I cover my ears until it's over? Charity: Sure, sweetie. (Loud covers his ears so he won't hear what the movie Gene is saying to the movie Loud and Miss Info) [Let me tell you my definition of unfair.] Pule: Unfair: The opposite of fair. [Unfair is having two horrific characters] Toast: Will & Grace? [ruin a brilliant scientist's life and deprive millions of people around the world] Charity: Except Germany. [the chance to change their lives for the better,] Pule: Tell that to Charles Manson. [_that's_ unfair. Loud: MILLIONS OF PEOPLE,] Charity: (as Loud) How about billions?! [WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! Gene: You'll find out eventually,] Charity: Loud, the insult is past. (Loud uncovers his ears.) Loud: Good. For a moment there, I thought I was going to be insane. Pule: Little bit... Loud; DON'T THINK ABOUT IT PULE! Pule: Sorry. [and maybe then you'll realize this is for the best. In the meantime,] Toast: Welcome to Funland. [if you didn't know, it's 11:00] Charity: It's time for the Invasion of the Killer Tomatoes. [and you haven't gotten a wink of sleep, how horrible.] Loud: NOT REALLY! [(15 feet behind Loud and Miss Info,] Toast: Dude, when does feet have to do with this? [another trap door opens and something begins to come out) Miss Info: Are you trying to put us to sleep?] Charity: What? She thinks you and her are dogs? Loud: SEE AND LEARN! [Gene: No, but if I were you] Pule: (as Gene) Which I am not. [and I went through a rough day and also managed to stay awake till 11,] Loud: WE STAY AWAKE A FEW TIMES FOR NEW YEAR'S! Toast: Though Sammy try to sent us home early. Charity: Kellner. Toast: Bingo. [I'd be tired. And that also means you haven't been read a bedtime story yet, how sad.] Loud: NO IT ISN'T! Charity: And since when is Gene is the father type figure? Pule: I wondered what happened if Gene adopted Loud before the show start. And he lost his mind after Loud joins the show. Would Gene be forced to kill his own adopted son? Toast: Dude, you making it sound like Star Wars. Stop it. Pule: Okay. [(Back at the trap door, some metal like things] Charity: Metallica? Toast: Aerosmith? Pule: Brooks & Dunn? [begin to come out and they walk behind Loud and Miss Info) Gene: But instead of a story,] Pule: (as Gene) I will kill you right here. [I'll do a parody] Loud: HEY! THAT IS OUR JOB, NOT YOURS! [of the opening of a poem. Ahem. Twas the night before tomorrow, and all through the] Charity: House. [yard, not an object was stirring (A loud noise is heard and Loud and Miss Info turn around) except for some bars.] Loud: NOPE! JUST SOME BARS! Everyone else: (Disappointed) Aahh. [(We now see that the objects are prison bars, about 15-20 of them, Suddenly, metal legs begin to grow beneath the bars, and they walk towards Loud and Miss Info)] Pule: Great. I supposed Disney will want to sue us. Toast: Well, they had to catch us first! [Miss Info: Walking prison bars, now there's something you don't see,] Charity: Everyday. [is that possible?] Loud: CAN THIS MOVIE BE EVEN WORSE? [Gene: With me Miss Info, anything is possible.] Pule: Including the rat on my head. [Including this. (We now see two of the bars] Pule: I thought drinking wasn't allowed. [stand next to each other. At the top of one, a small prison bar comes out and connects that bar and the other together. Then the rest of the bars] Loud: WERE CLOSED! [walk towards each other and do the same, and in a matter of moments, they have formed] Loud: THE MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER BARS! Toast: Go go Power Bars! [a box like prison cell)] Charity: For the Criminally Insane. Unfortunately for Loud and Miss Info, Gene thinks it's them. [Gene: Ta da, what do you think of my little cell? Unfortunately] Toast: I am still an evil jerk. [although I've formed the cell I've haven't found anyone] Pule: Who were smart enough to be in this movie. [to actually go into it and see how well it can hold people.] Charity: The bars had hands? [(The bars begin to walk towards the good guys) Any volunteers? (Gene laughs and hangs up. Loud and Miss Info now begin to run away from the bars, but instead of chasing them,] Charity: They left and bothered someone else. [two bars jump very high] Pule: I believe I can fly. [and go over them, trapping them. They try to turn around,] Loud: WHO? US OR THE BARS? [but two more bars surround them, and in a matter of moments, all the bars arrive.] Toast: Great, this movie encourages drinking. Thanks movie! [Then they form their box like prison cell and Loud and Miss Info are inside) Miss Info: Well that was rather quick. Loud: (Whispering) Don't get too comfortable in this prison,] Charity: (as Loud) You won't be in here long. [I have an idea. (Loud moves towards two of the bars and] Pule: Order a beer. [tries to squeeze between them, and since he is small,] Toast: Honey, I shrunk the Loud. [he does. The bars then begin to break up] Charity: So much for that relationship. [and go after him. Two bars jump over him and are in front of him again, but he squeezes between them before the others arrive.) Miss Info: (Running with Loud) Well, that was certainly] Pule: Lame. [a good idea. Loud: Well, people may say bad things about being short,] Loud: (as Napoleon) DO NOT SAY SHORT IN MOI PRESENCE! [but it has it's advantages. (They stop and see] Toast: A movie called Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. [the bars are not running] Charity: Because the owners had to leave early. [after them) What happened,] Pule: The bars stop running! Didn't you see them doing so? Loud: YES, AND DON'T YOU DARE TRY ANYTHING! Pule: Geez, in your words "What a grouch!" [did Gene give up that easily?] Toast: Nah! Gene is so smart, he doesn't give up even if you killed him! Loud: WHICH I HOPE HE DOESN'T RECOVER FROM! [(The bars now suddenly turn smaller,] Toast: Now I shrunk the bars. [they are now the same height as Loud.] Loud: NOT REALLY! I WEIGHT AT PROBABLY A 11'! [One bar runs toward him and without warning,] Charity: It exploded. Loud: NOW YOU ARE GETTING INTO THE EXPLODE GAME! [swings at him!] Toast: (as Umpire) Strike one! [He and Miss Info run away as the bar continues to do so!] Toast: (as Umpire) Strike two! Strike three! You're out! [Miss Info: Now this is unusual,] Charity: Bars don't strike unless forced to. [why aren't they trying to stop us? Loud: Gene must be really angry that our running away prevented the earlier success of...] Pule: Secret of NIMH 2? Charity: Doc Hollywood? Toast: The Matrix? Loud: JURASSIC PARK? [(begins to realize something as the bar continues to swing at his legs)] Loud: (as Umpire) YOU'RE OUT! [OH MY,] Pule: Gosh! Look at her butt! Toast: (as some rap guy) I like huge butts and I cannot lied! [THEY'RE TRYING TO KNOCK US OUT! (The rest of the bars now jump over the good guys and now they all begin to swing at them,] Pule: Great! The baseball game is going to end early! [aiming mainly for the head.] Toast: (as Officer Barbrady) You got to hit them in the head! They go down much faster! [Loud tries to back away but a bar comes up behind him and traps him. Another bar moves forward to knock him down.] Pule: Hey! Two against one isn't a fair fight! Charity: Tell that to Gene! Loud: ALTHOUGH I DON'T RECOMMEND IT! Pule: Because he is dead? Loud: NO! BECAUSE HE IS A JERK! [Just as it's about to hit him, Miss Info jumps, grab Loud,] Pule: By the... Loud/Charity: (angrily) Don't you dare! Pule: What a bunch of grouches! Loud: AND DON'T YOU USE MY LINE EITHER! [and the bar instead hits the other bar,] Toast: (as bar) Ouch! You hurt me Ted! [and they both explode)] Loud: Pant, well Miss Info, I guess that makes us even.] Loud: WHAT? WE USED TO BE ODD? Pule: I don't get it. Charity: You know, odds and evens. Pule: I still don't get it. Toast: You aren't supposed to. [Miss Info: Wait, call it a rare feat,] All: It is a rare feat. [but I have an idea! (She goes over in front of another bar. Behind her, another bar runs up towards her] Loud: (as Jimbo Kearns) THEY ARE COMING RIGHT FOR US! [to hit her, but she runs away] Charity: Yeah. That's I want to do. [and the bar hits the one in front of her before it can run, and they both explode)] Loud: BOOM! [Loud: Say, that is a good idea.] Loud/Toast: Not! [I certainly hope Gene] Charity: Is dead. [is watching this and seeing his theories on you being proven wrong. Miss Info: Well, there are 4 bars down,] Pule: They probably brought back the "no-beer" amendment. [16 to go, what do you say we count down on that total?] Toast: Let's bring that total down, people! [Loud: LET'S DO IT!] Loud: I AM NOT THAT GROSS! [(They split up. Loud goes near another bar and holds on it tightly, the bars tries to shake him off] Pule: Like a bull at a rodeo. [but it can't. Another bar swings at him,] Charity: And also struck out. [but Loud jumps out of the way and the bars collide] Loud: WHEN BARS COLLIDE! [and explode. Miss Info goes near another bar, and it swings at her] Toast: Now the bar thinks he's Austin Powers. [and misses. She runs toward another bar with the original one still chasing her,] Toast: Yep, like I said. It thinks its Austin Powers. [then she suddenly turns and the bars crash into each other and explode. Loud is now being pursed by a bar,] Pule: Is the bar...? Everyone else: No, Pule! [and running towards Miss Info who is being chased by another bar. The two then turn around and the bars collide again) Miss Info: (Quiet) Phew, you know I'm quite surprised that Gene] Charity: Is a good guy in another universe. Pule: Are you guys talking about that other universe again? Loud: YEP! THOUGH I WISH THAT GENE LIVES HERE INSTEAD OF THE GENE WE KNOW AND HATED! IT WOULD HAVE SAVED US A LOT OF TROUBLE! Toast: Rather then in trouble. [keeps falling for] Charity: Gene has a girlfriend? [this. (Dissolve to the control console where an angry Gene] Pule: (as angry Gene) Blast it! I should have a real life! [is watching this on a screen) Gene: Darn it, darn it, darn it,] Loud: I LOVE WATCHING GENE BEING ANGRY AT HIS FAILURES! [this is what I get for giving those bars minds of their own!] Charity: The Love Bars. [(Two more bars explode) Without me to instruct them,] Toast: Dude, Gene thinks he is Mickey Mouse? [they just keep falling for] Pule: Each other. [the same gag! I've got to get control again! (Back at the battle field,] Loud: NO! ANYTHING BUT BATTLEFIELD EARTH! [there are now only 6 bars left. Loud jumps over one bar,] Charity: (as Olympics announcer) And he won the gold! [and another bar tries to do the same] Pule: The bar is trying to win the gold now? [but doesn't land on it's feet] Toast: Like a cat. [and explodes. The fire from the explosion causes the one nearby to explode too.] Pule: Fire. Our worst enemy. [Miss Info once again goes near a bar and another bar comes near her, but this time the bar behind her backs away. She tries to get back to the bar,] Charity: But the owner won't let her in. [but it runs away. Just before the bar near her prepares to swing at her,] Loud: (as Austin Powers) YEAH, BABY, YEAH! [suddenly a large piece of debris from another bar comes at it] Toast: (as bar) Aaaahhhhh! It threw a piece of debris at me! Run! [and it explodes from the collision. Loud then comes up from behind it) Loud: Phew, well I'd say that was a good workout] Charity: With Billy Blanks. [of my pitching arm.] Loud: AND I SCORED A HOME RUN! AND WITH CHARITY, I SCORED IT ALL THE TIME! (Guess what he did and what Charity did.) [Miss Info: Well we're going to need three more] Pule: Burgers to go. [of those "workouts" to finish them off. (They run towards a pile of debris from the other bars as the last three bars come towards them. Loud picks up one of the pieces] Pule: Gene's Pieces. [and throws it at a bar, which can't duck] Toast: (as Bar) Duck? Where? [away from it in time and explodes from the collision. Miss Info picks up another piece, throws it at another bar and the same thing happens.] Toast: It ask the same question. [But just as Loud is about to pick up a piece to throw at the last bar,] Pule: He realized that this movie is getting stupider. [the bar opens a hatch in front] Charity: Probably to sing that Macho Man song. [and a laser comes out. Loud and Miss Info run away just as the laser fires,] Loud: (as laser) YOUR FIRED! [and it destroys all remaining pieces of debris, now there are none left)] Pule: Ah phewie. [Gene: (V.O. from a speaker on the bar) Well well well,] Charity: There is a well here? [good things come to those who wait,] Loud: AAAHHH! HE IS SAYING A QUOTE FROM SECRET OF NIMH II! All: (screams) [and I think I've waited a bit too long in this case. (The bar swings at the good guys and barely misses) Your luck] Pule: (as Lucky the Leprechaun) Lucky Lucky Charms. They are magically delicious. [has finally run out on you, you succeeded 19 times] Toast: Let's bring that number up, people! [since this battle began, but the 20'th time, for me, is the charm.] Pule: I thought it was the 3rd time? [(Miss Info then goes behind the bar and] Pule: Serves drinks? [and grabs it's mechanical legs. It continues to run after Loud though, dragging her with it,] Loud: LET SEE...IF MISS INFO IS HOLDING ON THE BAR'S LEG, IT'S GOING ABOUT... Charity: 5 sq. miles a hour. Loud: BINGO! [but it eventually falls down] Loud: ASHES, ASHES, WE ALL FALL DOWN! [right in front of Loud. Before he can run though, another hatch opens and mechanical arms come out. One grabs Loud by the collar, and the other moves towards his neck and grabs it in a position resembling the Vulcan neck grip.] Toast: (as Mr. Spock) Captain, this boy had a big neck. Should I press harder? Pule: (as Captain Kirk) Yes...you...may. [Desperately, Miss Info notices a tiny opening besides the bar's right leg.] All: Gross! [She puts her hand in it] All: Double Gross! [and grabs a few wires.] All: Phew. [She then angrily pulls them apart and the bar lets go of Loud's neck. She thn pulls out a few more wires) Gene: (V.O. from the bar) What are you doing? Without those wires] Toast: The bar would do dud, dude. [the bar could explode! And pulling out the many wires guarantees it!] Charity: You cannot be turned down for this warranty! [Miss Info: That's the general idea, Gene. Maybe you should have listened to Loud's advice] Loud: YEAH! [not to insult my intelligence, because that certainly costs you.] Pule: $12,000 bucks. [(Gene growls] Charity: Like a tiger. [and the bar then gets up and try to grab her.] Pule: (as Miss Info) Hey! That's Sexual Harrassment, pal! [But she runs away and before it can try again,] Loud: IT EXPLODES! [it explodes)] Loud: FINALLY! [Loud: (Coming over to Miss Info) Well, that make us even and then some. Miss Info: Yeah, are you all right, you did take quite a pinching.] Loud: HA! I TAKE BETTER PINCHING FROM CHARITY! (Charity playfully pinches him.) Loud: OW! (She giggles) [Loud: I'm fine, but I hope you're not going to ask] Toast: If the extinction has ended. [that everytime after we confront one of Gene's traps. Miss Info: Well I just care, that's all, I wouldn't have done what I did if I didn't. Loud: I know, but we'd better go before] Pule: Bob Hope shows up. [we get all sentimental and make Gene even more testy] Loud: TOO LATE! [than he is. (They walk off. Cut back to a very angry Gene)] Charity: (as Marvin the Martian) Ooh! They make me so angry! [Gene: (Coldly) This is the last thing I need right now,] Pule: A credit card bill, I bet. [the day's about to end, it should end happily] Toast: This isn't Disney, dude. [since the marathon is working, but does it? No, of course, instead we have the MOST EMBARRASSING DEFEAT IN THE HISTORY OF TIME WITH MY BRILLIANT CERATIONS BEING DEFEATED BY AN IDIOT!!!!] Toast: Great; a Loud clone. Loud: AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT?! Toast: Well for one, Gene is yelling like you. Loud: OH, GOOD POINT. MAKES ME GLAD HE DIDN'T DO THAT DURING HIS ATTACK ON WASHINGTON! Charity: Yeah. [(Breathes hard)] Pule: Luke, I am your father. Charity: We did that joke already. [Okay Gene, calm down.] Charity: Now Gene is talking to himself. Loud: WHAT A NUT! [I know, listening to the news should calm me down. (He picks up a radio and turns it on to the news) Anchorman: (Tired)] Toast: Hello, I'm Kent Brockman. [It is now 7 and a half hours since the dreaded marathon began and it appears] Pule: Jay Leno is starting his show late. [no one will be able to sleep tonight because of this noise. (Dissolve to George and Martha in a bed listening to the same report)] Pule: (excited) Oh right! Thank you movie! Charity: Don't even think about it, Pule. Pule: But this is the first time we see a bed scene. Charity: Yeah, but the author wouldn't do anything he would regret later. [George: You're not just whistling dixie, Mr. newscaster.] Toast: (Whistling dixie) [Martha; Do you think we'll be able to get] Loud: A DRINK OF WATER WHEN THIS IS OVER? [one wink of sleep tonight? George: Well Martha... (before he answers we hear Loud yelling don't see it again, very close to maximum level) No, I don't think] Pule: The Tom Green Show is going to be on tonight. [we'll get any sleep. But what we will get is a severe earache.] Charity: Not to mention a headache to boot. [Martha: Were you trying to be funny,] Loud: (as Martha) IF SO, STOP IT! [because that wasn't funny.] Toast: Neither is this story, baby. [George: I don't even know anymore, I'm too worn out. (He begins to sob) Oh, how can things get worse?] All: Don't say that! [Martha: Well be calm, there are only 16 hours] Pule: Until New Year's. [until this thing ends.] All: D'oh! [George: 16 hours?! Well that answers my precious question. (He sobs again)] Toast: Well, so much for sleeping tonight. Pule: I wondered why they didn't show up anymore. Charity: If it's to talk about what happened, I don't want to hear it. [(Cut back to the deserted area. A caption now reads] Loud: THE END, I HOPE! [that it's 1:00 AM.] Loud: D'OH! [Loud and Miss Info are still walking, though Loud looks very tired) Loud: (Yawning) Oh boy,] Toast: I got to go to the bathroom, dude. [Gene was right, I am bushed.] Charity: No, you are Loud. Bush is in the White House. [I guess that last battle took the wind out of me.] Pule: Wind out of me? You got wind in there to begin with? [Miss Info: I'm tired too,] Charity: (as Miss Info) No, I am Miss Info. What was I thinking?! [but we need to keep moving,] Pule: I hate Moving Day. [at this rate we'll barely be able to get to his house in time. Loud: I know, I...know. Well, if...(Yawns) I do fall asleep...at least I can consider] Loud: TO BUY A BICYCLE IN A HURRY! [it to be a temporary wake up from...this...nightmare.] Loud: I HOPE I DIDN'T GET THAT NIGHTMARE AGAIN! Toast: What? The one where Charity dumps you for BB, Gene is a softy, Froggo ditches Aka, and... Loud: YES! Toast: Just thought I ask. [(He falls to the ground, asleep. Miss Info walks toward him. For a moment she] Loud: I WOULDN'T! [contemplates Loud, sleeping soundly and peacefully, and smiles) Miss Info: Aw, poor little] Charity: Rich girl. [guy, I certainly hope that he's having pleasant dreams] Charity: About me, I hope, I hope. Loud: I ALWAYS HAVE PLEASANT DREAMS WHEN YOU ARE AROUND, CHARITY. (They did it again.) [after such an unpleasant day. Boy,] Toast: (as Foghorn) I say, Boy. [you'd never even suspect, watching him sleeping, that he could yell as much as he does, he looks so sweet. In that case that would reflect] Pule: On a mirror. [on how he really is.] Toast: You know, dudes. I think Miss Info has something. Everyone else: What? Toast: Well, we may act like ourselves on the TV show, but deep down we are really nice. Loud and Miss Info shown it in this movie. Pule: Yeah. So beneath my whining is a nice kid? Charity: I guess that may be. Pule: Yay! I may be lucky yet! Loud: PROVIDING YOU DON'T MAKE US INSANE FIRST! Pule: Hey! [(She picks him up] Toast: A double cheeseburger. Uh, you want fries with that? [and holds him) I'll let him sleep for as long as he needs to,] Charity: When Frankenstein becomes a woman. [he deserves it. (Cut back to the meeting room. A caption reads that it is now 2:30 AM. Most of the cast is asleep, but Sammy, Father Time, W.O.W, and Aka arestill awake,] Loud: I WONDER HOW THEY ARE STILL AWAKE? Pule: Must be the coffee. Charity: I never think coffee. It makes you hyper. Loud: THOUGH I THINK PEPPER DRINKS IT ALL THE TIME! Toast: You keep her out of this! [Sammy with a more vacant] Pule: This space for rent. All: (laughs) [expression on his face) Aka: Hey Sammy,] Pule: Word up. [you've been staring into deep space for the last few hours,] Charity: No kidding. [is something wrong?] Loud: (as Sammy) YEAH! I AM AN IDIOT IN A STUPID ROLE IN A NASTY MOVIE! [W.O.W: That's the understatement of the year.] Toast: Give her an award! [Sammy: I'm fine, I've just been thinking.] Charity: There is that thinking again. Scary. Toast: Gad, and we thought Tesla is the only one who does the scary thinking. [Father Time: About what? Oh, let me guess,] Loud: THE PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL! Charity: Enough with the Packers joke already! [is it about whatever's going on between Harry and Mr. Tesla?] Pule: Sick! Father Time is crazy! [Aka: Are you sure it was a good idea] Toast: To have a Puma Man movie. [to just have those two work on it, I don't trust that creepy Tesla guy.] Loud: WHO DOESN'T TRUST HIM EITHER? SAY AYE! Everyone: Aye! [Sammy: I don't trust him either,] Pule: That's a first. [but he is a genius,] All: Not! [crazy but a genius, and that's not my main concern.] Pule: (as Sammy) my main concern is when I am going to get Lydia? (QC to Lydia) Lydia: Lydia Karaoke here. You can't say that in a Kids WB parody! Besides, I am with R6. (A crash was heard off screen) Lydia: R6! I told you to set it right! (QC to theater) [I'm more worried about] Charity: The new Batman movie. [Loud and Miss Info are doing going up against Gene.] Loud: HE IS CONCERNED ABOUT US? MAYBE WE JUDGED HIM WRONG TOO! All: Nah! [W.O.W.: Oh, do I detect a] Pule: Baby shampoo. [little heart and concern] Charity: If he had any. [in that voice, very out of character. Sammy: Oh, don't have a stereotypical view of] Loud: JOSEPH STALIN! [me because I run a network show.] Loud: ACTUALLY, TOM MADE THE SHOW! SAMMY IS JUST THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER! Toast: Uh, who is Tom again? Loud: THE PRODUCER OF THE SHOW! YOU KNOW, MY DAD! Pule: Then why isn't your name Loud Ruegger? Loud: I DON'T KNOW WHERE I THOUGHT THAT UP, BUT I AM STILL TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT! [And besides it's not really concern, it's more...paranoid worries about what will happen to my career] Toast: If he had one. [if this marathon works and they suffer. Father Time: Come on Sammy,] Pule: Shut up. [don't deny it, I know what you're thinking.] Toast: Nothing. All: (laughs) [You're remorseful that Loud and Miss Info are fighting for] Loud: TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY! [their lives, regretful that maybe if you had given them more character none of this may happened, and helpless that there's little that could or can be done about it, right? Aka: How could you tell?] Charity: I think the right words are: Whom can you tell? [Father Time: When you live to be as old as me, you pick up a few hints] Pule: For Pokemon Stadium. [along the way. W.O.W: Tell me about it.] All: No! [Aka: Well Sammy, is he right? Come on, you don't have to act like a stiff] Loud: EXCEPT HE ALWAYS IS! [exec all the time, you can admit your mistakes.] Pule: Like trying to correct Edgar Allan Poe's book, "The Raven". [(Before Sammy can answer, Tesla barges in) Tesla: Wake up Histerians,] All: No! [our search for a plan is over!] Charity: Since when did it begun? [(The rest of the cast wake up suddenly) Toast: Yawn, couldn't you have come up with a plan at some time not at 2 in the morning, Mr. Tesla dude?] Toast: I didn't want to call him a dude. (Commercial) On
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