Room Riot
starring Porky and Daffy
By Pietro Shakarian
[Opens on Porky in bed.]
Porky: Ah, th-th-th-these "Uncle Tom Cabin" rentals are sure p-p-p-peaceful.
[...little does Porky realize that Daffy has just moved into the cabin right next to his]
Daffy: Ha ha ha! Oh boy! What a night this'll be! Woo Hoo Hoo!
[Daffy imeditally removes all the food from the refrigerator and sits down on his coach.
He turns the TV on, and "KOPS"]
Daffy: Oh boy, KOPS! My favorite show!
[Daffy turns up the TV, waking up Porky next door. Porky walks over to Daffy's cabin.
Daffy opens the door.]
Daffy: Yeeeeeesssssss???
Porky: I'd just like to t-t-tell you to, can you please turn down that noise?
Daffy: Uhh....no!
Porky: P-p-p-please my doctor said I need some peace and quiet.
Daffy: Well, this little black duck is going to be as noisy as a little black duck! Good
day sir!
[Daffy shuts the door but Porky knocks on it again.]
Porky: P-p-p-please can you, TURN DOWN THAT NOISE AND GO TO SLEEP!
Daffy: Oh, yeah? Well I can make all the noise I wanna! YIPPEE! WOO HOO!
[DaffysShuts the door]
Porky: Humph. So he wants to play it the hard way, eh?
[We fade to Daffy's doorway where Porky is waiting for him with a pie behind his back.
Porky knocks on the door. Daffy opens the door and hits Porky on the head with a mallet.
We fade into Porky's house, where Porky tries to sleep in his bed un-successfully.]
Porky: B-b-b-b-b-bed, s-s-s-sleep, d-d-d-d-darned old d-d-duck.
[Daffy jumps into Porky's house and throws water on him.]
Daffy: RISE AND SHINE! WOO HOO HOO!
Porky: Is there a d-d-d-doctor in the house?
[Daffy hits Porky on the head with a mallet. Porky starts chasing Daffy into his house.
Outside Daffy's door Porky throws a stick of TNT in Daffy's house. When the TNT explodes
he finds out that he blew-up HIS
house! Later that night Porky sleeps on a bunch of boards. At dawn, however, Daffy gets
tired and decides to go to bed.]
Daffy: Ah! Time for a little sleep!
[Porky gets up and then hits Daffy with a mallet.]
Porky: Woo Hoo Hoo!
[Porky hops out into the sunset.]
Daffy: I like him, he's silly!
[THAT'S ALL FOLKS!]
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