| {Fade back into the hideout, where a clock reads that it's now 6:45. We
now see two huge barrels of Dip, and in both barrels half of the toons are each tied to a
rope hanging over the Dip. Next to the barrels is the ray gun and the console with The
Circle members' faces on them} Dr Laura: You ninjas remembered to use the escape proof toon rope on them so they can't slip out?{The ninjas next to her nod}Well, I can't think of anything else to say other than Mr Byrnes' trademark way of saying excellent, so I just won't say anything. {We now see that Kellner and Sammy are in a cage in front of the nearby wall, and next to them Eddie is trapped on the wall with manacles on his hands and feet} Kellner: This isn't fair, at least why do I have to watch this tragedy of events happening to me?! Allen:{Walking towards the cage}Quit your whining, Jamie, at least have some dignity left. Sammy: I can't believe you, we trusted you and you turn out to be an informant for a secret organization! Allen: Hey, I gave you clues that I wasn't like other execs because I wasn't one, but then again, how could you have known that I was working for these guys? I hope you feel happy that you're responsible for the change of everything as we know it which will happen very shortly. Wally: That's right.{Lethal}So, Mr Brain, it turns out our search for you was really pointless, we didn't need you after all. It must feel nice to go through all the horrors you went through during our search for nothing, doesn't it? Brain: You're just lucky you're in jail and not here in person where you wouldn't be safe from me, Wally! Big Guy: But we're not, are we, although we will be soon enough. And here comes the man responsible for that. {Doom walks in the room to the applause and cheers of all the villains} Doom: Thank you, thank you, this is truly an historic moment we are about to witness. Though I'm not sure we'll keep the good guys here long enough to see it. Yakko: Before you do, don't you at least have to tell us your plan? As an evil villain, you are contractually bound to tell us your scheme before you get rid of us. Pinky: Actually that whole thing started in the 60's, and he's from the 40's, so he wouldn't have signed that contract. Brain: Why did you have to choose now to be smart?! Doom: Not to worry, I'll explain anyway. Do you see that framed piece of paper over there.{He points to the piece of paper from earlier, now framed against a wall}Well, the agreement made on that paper will change everything there is when it becomes official in 15 minutes. Eddie: Why, what exactly happens in 15 minutes to have that effect? Doom:{Dramatically}The Warner Brothers network will legally be mine, lock, stock, and barrel. And you toons won't be around to challenge my ownership. Eddie: So that's what all this is about, a takeover of the WB network? I don't get it, but then again I never get your plans. Doom: As usual, you lack vision, Mr Valiant. Let me explain by going back to my past. As Roger would second, the only purpose toons have is to make people laugh, no matter how they turn out, when their life begins, that's their mission. And that was mine as well. I wanted to become one of the first cartoon superstars. But something happened along the way, no one thought I was funny, no one thought I was good. Well, that really didn't make me too happy, and so... Dot: Oh, let me guess, this is so cliched it's easy. You were upset no one liked your comedy, so you turned to evil and became a judge in Toontown, plus you created the Dip to exact vengeance on toons by creating a way to kill them if they broke the law. And now you want to take over the network to prove to your critics that you're funny after all, am I correct or not? Doom:{Shocked}How did you know that? Well, no matter, now that it's been explained I don't have to waste as much time talking about it, and can therefore dip you quicker.{Everyone groans} Axel: Didn't your brothers tell you complaining against obvious stuff would [bleeping] backfire one day?! Wakko: We've tried, but it looks like it didn't go through to her. Doom: No matter. Soon, when I am in control of the network I will show everyone how much of an entertainer I can be! I will use all the elements viewers love for my programming, my shows will range from slapstick comedy to intelligent comedy, trashy talk shows and touching ones, everything the audience loves in their shows, they will get! And I shall also be the only toon left on the network, so when everyone complains about it, I shall lift their spirits and make them forget there was more than one on the WB to begin with! Roger: Wait a minute, viewers are very diverse in their cartoon watching, won't they go to other cartoon channels and studios to get their fill of toons? Doom: That's the beauty part, soon I'll be running them all! This is only the first step, every cartoon channel and every cartoon studio will be owned by me, I'll either buy them out with the wealth from this one, or I'll force them to sell like I've done to Kellner. And every single toon that's ever been on TV will soon share the fate you're about to face. Miss Info: Hold on, every toon will share our fate, and you're gonna dip us, so...oh my goodness, if they're gonna share our fate, you're going to dip every toon in the world, that would be a toon Holocaust! Doom: I'm hoping it doesn't come to that, I just want to force every toon in the world off of TV, and if they don't comply they will share your fate.{Speaking with pronouced madness}In any case, with every toon everywhere purged from TV, people everywhere will be starved for entertainment in animation, and I will step in and give them that, then I will be beloved and have fame and fortune as far as the eye can see!! My God, it'll be even more beautiful than the freeway. Eddie: You've lost it Doom. When we last met I saw you had a little bit of sanity left, but you've lost time in being gone for 50 years as well as your mind! Doom: Have I? Well, the ones who are the most "crazy" are usually the ones most powerful and famous, and I am poised to be the newest member of that category. Brain: Wait, there's one thing I don't get. What do your allies here get out of this, why did they help you? Dr Laura: Simple. When he takes over the networks, my TV and radio shows will be his main sponsor, they'll be the only shows that don't star Doom that will be left. Plus I'll be a guest on his talk shows very often to futher stress my moralistic views all over the world. Agent 1: And with our association with Doom, the FCC will be allied with him and will make sure he follows its guidelines, plus he promised me and my partner promotions if we helped. Agent 2:{Blandly giddy}This is the happiest moment of my life, if anyone was more happier than me they'd have to be insane. Scientist: I will benefit from this because the toons that he doesn't Dip will be used by me for research and dissection for my mad creations. After you blew Gossamer to the moon, it just gives me more motivation to replace him with something more deadly and meaner, and someone who won't fall for those twisted gags you gave him. Brain: And what about The Circle members, what mad pleasure will you receive for your help?! Dr Shale: That's the beautiful part. We were the ones that brought the judge here in the first place by altering that machine the execs used, our informant Allen here is to thank for that. Doom owes us a debt of gratitude, and that debt is...he's not only going to release us from jail when this succeeds, he's going to help us rule the world. Brain:{Panicked and angry}WHAT?! NO!!! Doom: Actually, all I'll be doing is giving them the technology they need to carry out their plans. Plus, once they take over, they've promised to leave only two things on TV, their propaganda programming to stress their power, and my own shows. Soon, thanks to them I will be the only source of entertainment left in the world. Loud: I'VE MET SOME CRAZY PEOPLE BEFORE, BUT YOU HAVE TO BE THE MOST INSANE MAN IN HISTORY, AND WITH THE MEN I'VE BATTLED, THAT'S NO EASY FEAT!!! Doom:{Mocking}That's just your anger at me for taking away your beloved Charity talking. Don't worry, you'll be with her soon enough, because you'll all be dipped.{Teasing}Oh, I forgot, the Dip below you is real, so you won't go to the world she's in after all, you'll be dead, even Axel will be gone too. My mistake. But don't worry, the others will be gone shortly too. Axel: I'm running out of words to think of to stress what a [bleeped] up lunatic you are! Doom: Don't waste your tiny brain. Hmm, 10 minutes left, we may as well start now. Start lowering them down, but don't dip them until I get back, I've got something else to do. Scientist, please come with me. {As the ropes holding the toons begin to lower towards the Dip, Doom and the Scientist are near another console in another room} Doom: I want to bring back the ones I already dipped, so they can see their loved ones one last time in their final second of life. Can you do that? Scientist: Yes, I can, remember I fixed it so if they go out themselves or by our orders, they'd wind up in here. I'll just focus on them now to fulfill that second choice. {Back in the black world, Billie is flying high through the air. Her hand is stretched out and it appears that she has now felt something before she goes down again} Billie: It worked, I found the roof!! Now I'll just break it with a screwdriver and we'll be out of here! {Once she lands on the trampoline and flies up again, Billie pulls out a mouse sized screwdriver and when she reaches the roof again, she drives the screwdriver through it. Cut back to the hideout} Scientist: Wait a minute, something's wrong! This is telling me that the roof to the black world has collapsed! They'll be out on their own in seconds! Doom:{Angry}Blast it, I knew I couldn't go through with this without things like this happening! Send the ninjas to look everywhere, they could show up at any place in this floor! {Back at the other room, the ropes continue to lower the toons down. The ninjas are running all around following Doom's orders. They fail to see that behind one of the barrels, the no longer dipped toons are there} Bugs: We're back, we made it, we're alive and okay! Fifi:{Gasps}But our friends aren't okay, look!{They see the toons' plight} Charity: We've first got to hide before the bad guys find us, then look though all these consoles to find something that would stop this! {The group sneaks through the room without anyone noticing them and hide behind one of the consoles just before Doom stomps back in} Doom: Well toons, I have good news and bad news. The good news is, your friends are here, somewhere in this room and are alive. The bad news is, by the time they find you, all they'll see are your clothes in the barrel as your only remains! {Doom goes to the console where the others are hiding and pushes a button. Just then the toons fall quicker towards the Dip} Plotz: NO!!! GET HIM!! {The toons behind the console come out and tackle Doom. Mr Director then looks at the buttons on the console} Mr Director: Oh flamiel, one of these has to stop the falling and the potential dipping! But which one? {He begins to press random buttons. Back nearby, the toons are almost inside and are about to fall in....but just then a steel roof covers the top of both barrels and they only fall onto it, they are not dipped} Doom: No, you just pressed the button that we would use if one of us were to fall in! They're still alive! Mr Director: What a contrived way to save them. Anyhoo, let's finish the job, fronglavin! {The toons run from Doom and climb the barrels of Dip. Once they get on top they untie the ropes on their friends and they are free. They then all meet on top of the left barrel} Shirley: The spirits have, like, smiled on us! Billie:{To PatB}Hi boys, miss me? Brain: For once I'll be emotional and admit I did. Pinky here did too{Pinky nods in agreement}and for that you'll probably be happy. Billie: You know me well, Eggy. Loud:{To Charity}I, I don't believe you're back, I was starting to get the horrible thought in my mind that I'd never see you alive again.{Charity leans overs and kisses him} Charity: That was just my way of happily proving that your newborn thought was incorrect.{They embrace} Slappy: Could you save your sappy reunion for later, we still have a situation down here. Elmyra: That reminds me, there are my mousies!{Goes over to PBatB}I've missed you so much, let's go home! Brain: You know Elmyra, we're not the only mice in the barrel here. There's a room filled with mice much more cuter than us. Elmyra: Really? Brain: Yes, a scientist down there wants to turn them into ugly creatures for his experiments, and they really want to go home. Leave this room and try to find where the mices are and set them free, maybe some of the stupid ones haven't heard of you and would like to be your pet! Elmyra: Yay, I get to save and keep mousies! Hold on, I'm coming!{Elmyra climbs down a ladder on the barrel and runs out of the room, the ninjas surrounding it don't try to stop her} Dr Laura: Let her go, she poses no threat and I'm rather glad to get rid of her. Unfortunately for the others up there, she's not the only one in that category. Plucky: Oh, I hope we're all good jumpers so we can get out of this! Yakko: Well, what are we waiting for then, let's find out right...NOW! {The toons jump off the barrel and over the ninjas, then run. Plotz and Bugs however run towards the cage where Kellner and Sammy are and where Eddie is trapped} Plotz:{Using a lockpick to pick the lock on the cage}Hello boss, I'll bet you'll put me higher up your list of favorite employees with this rescue. Kellner: But they told us they dipped and killed you! Plotz: Never underestimate the never give up spirit of a network executive!{He unlocks the cage} Bugs:{Picking the locks on Eddie's manacles}I have about 10 witnesses, including myself, who would contrast that story, but we'll spare you just this once. {Once Eddie is set free, he, Bugs, and the execs run away out of sight} Doom:{Angry}Find those toons and Mr Valiant immediately! Although I should have expected that I couldn't get rid of them until the last possible moment, you either not make the mistake of letting them go twice or you'll all replace them on the dipping block! {The ninjas run around looking for our heroes, who are hiding behind another machine not far away} Kellner:{Checking his watch}Oh no, only 8 minutes left until I lose my network! Fifi: Zomething tells me we missed quite a lot while we were gone. Brain: You certainly did, Kellner signed a paper that would give Doom ownership of the WB, and he then plans to take over every cartoon network and channel left, get rid of all other toons on TV, and help The Circle take over the world! Sylvester: Way to go, Mr exec guy that's doomed toons everywhere! Plotz: Now, now, I'm sure whatever reason he had for signing that agreement was a good one. Axel: As if this is a [bleep] good time to hear it, you'd better tear that [bleeping] paper up right now, Kellner! Kellner: I can't! If I tear it up, they're gonna use that ray over there to make every kid in the world hate Pokemon! Slappy: I fail to see the harm in that, now make it a risk you're willing to take or I'll put dynamite down every pocket you have! Kellner: One, that would give us away, and two, if I tear it up I do keep my network, but I'll lose all my money, which is worse!{Sly}But, there is another way to ensure this tragedy doesn't happen. We'll have to destroy that ray gun to make sure they don't use it for their evil purpose, if we do I won't have to worry about losing everything and I can terminate the deal without any problem! Dot: So let me get this straight, to stop him we actually have to prevent people from hating Pokemon?! You're joking, right? Sammy: Have you ever known him to have a sense of humor? It's the only way he can stop this and make sure no other toons suffer the crisis we're in now. Brain: Fine, we'll do it, but don't think we're going to like it very much. Daffy: This is despicable, but it's to save our skins, so I'll ask how do we disarm that thing? Wakko: Well, we can start off like this. Everyone charge! {The toons and human run out of their hiding place and rush towards the ray. Before they get in front of it, their way is blocked by the ninjas} Ninja: Not so fast, you'll have to get past us first before you get to this, and by the way, thanks, Mr Kellner for being the obvious one to plan this and set things up for our victory. Roger: Well, you should know that people who guarantee victory never succeed...well, then again Joe Namath and Mark Messier had their share of success in that and history never tells us of people that fail in their guarantees, so I really can't give an example of my first point. {The ninjas shrug off this failed speech and start battling the others} Yakko:{To a ninja}Hold it, before you attack me I should tell you that there's a spider on your shoulder. Ninja: Ha ha, you really do have old jokes, you really think I'm that stupid to fall for that? Yakko: Well, it's working so far, look.{The ninja turns and sees a spider on his shoulder} Ninja: Ahh!{Calms down}Ha, nice try, you must have just put a toy one on my shoulder to trick me, though I thought toy spiders would be more cuter than this one. {He reaches his finger out to touch the spider, but then one of it's legs touches the finger, proving the spider is real} Ninja:{Screaming}A real spider!! Get it away, get it off me, I'm terrified of spiders as if no one could figure it out already!{He runs away} Wakko: Oh, there's the second of my collection of spiders, I've been looking all over for it. Dot: Heh, Brain has been teaching you guys well, I must admit. Voice:{Australian accented}Excuse me, Miss Dot? I've been looking all over for you.{Dot turns around to see none other than...} Dot: MEL GIBSON!! Yakko/Wakko: Uh no and oh no. Mel: Hello. You know, originally I was horrified by you, but now I realize your obsession with me is quite flattering. Come with me and I'll protect you. Dot: Oh, finally my fantasy has come true!{Pause}Wait a minute, I know everything there is to know about Mel, and I know that although he comes from Australia, he doesn't talk with an Australian accent, but you do! Mel: Um, I must be coming down with a cold or something, yes that should stick. Dot: Oh no, the papers would say that and I look in them every day for stuff about you and they didn't say anything about you being sick! You're not Mel at all! {She yanks "Mel's" hair and comes up with a mask in her hand, revealing "Mel" as a ninja in disguse} Dot: You're lucky that I'll let you live after this, but I'll just let you off easy.{She hits him with a mallet} Ninja:{Dazed}Hey, I thought you said you'd let me off easy. Dot: I did. {Nearby, a ninja corners Loud and Charity} Ninja: You're just as much a liar as you are a loudmouth, Loud, you scared me breathless once by saying my old teacher was here, but you're not getting another chance to do that again! Loud: So you're going to kill me. You're going to turn a moment of joy that I'm having now in getting Charity back into the calm before the end, right? Ninja: Um, well... Charity: I guess we should have expected this, stories like ours that have gone through this much always end with the couples lives ending, and we weren't lucky enough to be different. Loud: After all this, facing a marathon starring me intending to make the entire population hate and kill me, having an enemy who took over the country just to get me, trying to protect someone I love from his wrath by the horrific ordeal of not telling her how I feel, then nearly losing her after she took on an evil robot to save Washington {takes a deep breath}I can't believe that this is how it ends. Charity: At least I escaped from that black world so we could face this together. I love you, Loud. Loud: I love you too, Charity. Ninja:{In tears}Stop, please stop! I shouldn't be crying over this, but all that sentimental talk is too much to resist! Go ahead and live if it'll make you happy, I gotta go get some tissues!{He leaves} Loud: Ha, this kind of thing gives you a new appreciation for people that think we're too sappy, at least it works on the less critical. Ninja:{Nearby the two}Well, they sure scared off my easily swayed comrade, but I, on the other hand am not so easy to distract!{Pepper rushes to him} Pepper:{Screams}It's you, I can't believe you're here!{Squeezes him tightly, and as she does, Slappy puts a stick of dynamite in his pocket}I've been waiting all my life to actually meet you!{Backs away from him}Can I have your autograph?! {Just then the dynamite goes off and the ninja is blown up} Pepper: Oops, never mind, someone must have blown you up while I distracted you, pretty ironic with your previous statement, isn't it?{Another ninja comes towards her}Say, could I have your autograph, my book is right here!{She takes out her autograph book and bops the ninja on the head}Hey, my trademark requests come pretty handy in battle scenes, ah ha ha! {Somewhere else, a ninja prepares to attack Bugs and Daffy} Bugs: Hold on, Mr Ninja, you can't attack me, see this piece of paper?{He pulls out a piece of paper with the words "Duck Season" on them}You'd be taking me out in the wrong season, that's a pretty big offense. So you can get the duck, but leave me alone. Daffy: Are you nuts, it's not duck season, it's rabbit season, look!{He yanks the paper from Bugs' hand to reveal him holding another piece of paper labeled "Rabbit Season"} Bugs: You're nuts, it's duck season! Daffy: Rabbit season! Bugs: Duck season! Daffy: Rabbit season! Bugs: Duck season!{He yanks the piece of paper he's holding to show a piece of paper labeled "Ninja Season" The two then grin} Ninja: Uh oh, this can't be good. Daffy:{Imitating Elmer Fudd}Be very very quiet, we're hunting ninjas, hahaha! Ninja: No, I taste terrible, I'm not much of a challenge, leave me alone! {He runs away in panic. As the battle is going on, Eddie sneaks away and heads to the ray gun. He checks his watch, which reads that it's 6:55} Eddie: I hope 5 is my lucky number, cause I'll need all the luck I can get to put this out of commission. Now, how exactly do I go about disarming this? {While he's pondering, he fails to notice Doom watching him from above. He then calmly jumps to the ground and walks towards him} Eddie:{Holding a screwdriver}Well, I suppose I'd better see what's inside this so I can see how this works.{He unscrews 4 screws on the ray and a metal plate drops to the floor to reveal all the wiring inside}Whoh, maybe I'm over my head. Doom:{V.O}That'll be hard to make sense with when you have no head! {Eddie turns and sees Doom, now with an mallet for a left hand. He hits him with it and he flys 20 feet away until he lands on the ground. Doom walks over to face him} Doom: You're very easy to hurt, Mr Valiant, physically and emotionally. I proved the second part with the effect I had on you after I killed your brother, and I'll prove the first part by crushing your tiny little head in. Eddie: Oh yeah?! Well, come and get me, coward! Doom: A coward, you say? Eddie: Yeah, everytime you've faced me and these guys since we found out you're a toon, you've been turning your hands into cartoon weapons to fight us! Are you afraid of a fair fist fight, or are you truly a coward?! Doom: I am not a coward, a coward would never have come this far! Eddie: Prove it, Mr not very funny villain who probably gave his critics lots of reasons to not like him in the 30's. Doom:{Turning his hand back to human form}I hope you've got a coffin picked out at the cemetery, because once I'm finished, I'm not reserving one for you! {Doom tackles Eddie and hits him a few times, however Eddie gets him off him by kicking his knee. They then trade punches for a while until Eddie pins Doom on the ground. Doom then throws him off him, grabs him and prepares to throw him against the ray, but Eddie kicks him again and he lets go} Ninja: Boss, are you all right, do you need my help? Doom:{Grabbing Eddie}No, I gave you all specific orders, you take care of the toons and I'll take care of him! Eddie: Don't be scared, ninja, just think of what will happen if you join in and you defeat me, the judge will be so proud of you, and maybe he'll get you a position on his shows as a reward! Ninja: Wow, that's tempting, too tempting! Hold on, sir, I'm gonna give you reason to make that temptation come true! {The ninja rushes into the scene. Eddie then gets away from Doom's grasp, then as the ninja comes at him he grabs his head. Before Doom can get away, Eddie crashes the ninjas head into Doom's, and they are both knocked out} Eddie: I gave you a fair fight, judge, but you didn't say anything about prohibiting outside interference. {He goes back to the ray as the clock on the wall reads that it's 6:56. Back at the other battle scene all the ninjas are either knocked out or running away} Yakko: Well, looks like our perfect record in ninja fights is still intact. Dr Laura:{Irate}Incompetent fools, that's who you beat!{The FCC agents and the Scientist join her}You may have fended them off, but you're no match for us! Billie: Um, I beg to differ, we outnumber you 5 to 1. Agent 2: Just wait and see how little of a difference that makes with what we have to offer. {Dr Laura makes karate noises and moves, then gets out a bag. She reaches into it and tosses its contents towards the toons. We now see that those contents are sunglasses, and they are all landing perfectly on everyone's face. Soon, the sunglasses are on all of the heroes, except for Brain, Sylvester, Tweety, and Roger, who have wandered out of sight} Babs: Um, I hate to be the one to burst your bubbles, but the sun set an hour ago.{She reaches to take the glasses off but she can't}Hey, what are these, did you stick them in glue or something like those 3-D glasses Furball had? Scientist: We just didn't want you to miss the programming shown on those glasses brought to you by the good people at the FCC. Guys, if you please. {The agents pull out a remote and push a button. Through Yakko's P.O.V we now see that a TV show is coming onto the sunglasses right in front of him, and everyone else is seeing the same. And horror of horrors, the show is, no, not Pokemon, but...} Everyone except Pinky: THE TELECHUBBIES!! AHHH! Agent 1: That's right, for a limited time only, a.k.a 3 1/2 minutes, we're showing you the best programs we have sponsored to drive you insane. Agent 2: Yes, with our shrewd marketing and obsession with educational and kid friendly content on TV, we've become heavily satired and mocked, but hey, we always believe in playing on our images well, as you can plainly see. Slappy: AHH! PBS, PBS, programming everywhere, make it stop, make it stop! Wakko: I second that request in an even more panicked way! Get this away, this is torture!{We cut to the four toons not wearing the sunglasses hiding} Brain: I think I know how to make this stop. Sylvester, Tweety, you'll need to knock the bad guys and woman out of control of this terrible plot. Tweety: Ooh, I get it, and I think I know how to do it. Hey, puddy tat! You can eat me if you can catch me, come on, don't be a scaredy tat! Sylvester: Since there aren't any ninjas around to make it look like a trick, come here you little pre dinner snack! {Sylvester chases Tweety again. The clock reads that it's now 6:57. Tweety now comes into the view of the villains, enjoying the horror their enemies are going through until they see the bird} Dr Laura:{Seeing Tweety flying around her}What in heaven's is this bird doing here and not there watching our programs?! Get over here! Sylvester:{Coming near Dr Laura}There's my little morsel, stand still and I'll chew fast! {Tweety flies away from Dr Laura but Sylvester can't stop running in time and crashes into her, knocking her on the floor dazed. Tweety then flies over the Scientist} Scientist: Ah, the little bird, a symbol of cuteness and peace. Stop flying and I'll make you the test subject to start changing that disgusting image! Tweety: Sorry, I have a pwevious engagement, gotta fly! {Tweety flies away and then Sylvester runs after him, and like before, crashes into the Scientist knocking him on the floor in a daze. Tweety then flies over the agents} Agent 1: Get away from us, we're not that dumb to fall for that trick you just pulled. Agent 2: I second that statement, we're not idiots to fall for it. Tweety: Ooh, hey, Waura, Mr Scientist, he just said that, quote, "he's not dumb enough to fall for that twick I pulled" endquote, so he obviously thinks you two are dumb! Dr Laura: That makes perfect sense, how dare you call us dumb! Scientist: I am particulary offended, no one gets away with calling a genius dumb and gets away with it!{The two walk in front of the agents} Agent 2: Um, I think we should watch out for the cat instead of going at each others' throats, just look over there to prove me right. {Tweety is now flying in front of the four villains and then he flies away. Sylvester can't stop running in time again and he crashes into all 4 of them, knocking them all on the floor, and this time out cold. This makes the first agent drop the remote control in his hand and it crashes onto the ground and breaks. As soon as it does, the sunglasses fall off the others} Brain: Yes, thank you cat for saving our friends from the wrath of PBS and FCC programming! Sylvester: Yeech, after hearing that I'm glad I didn't catch the bird that time. Skippy: And we couldn't agree with you more on that if we tried. Pinky: I don't know, I rather liked it, but who am I to go against popular opinion, zort! Wally:{On a monitor next to the ray}Very impressive, Mr Brain, but you and your friends haven't won anything yet. Brain: Oh really, nice words coming from a man who's never won anything, whose organization has always failed in everything, in both world domination plans and in capturing me! Big Guy: I suggest you watch what you say about our Circle, or we'll make your demise much more painful when we take over. Brain: And I suggest you listen very closely to this. Roger, would you please come here?{He does} Roger: Yes, Brain, got another plan in that lumpy mind of yours? Brain: Come right in front of the monitor, close your eyes, open your mouth, and you'll find out. {Roger does all that, and then Brain takes out a tiny can of soda. He climbs into Roger and then pours the soda into his mouth} Brain: You may open your eyes now and prepare for a wild ride. I suggest everyone else cover their ears. Pinky: Hah hah, oh this is gonna be so funny, narf! {Roger then feels the effect the soda has on him and goes into a series of wild takes. Then, much in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" he flies up into the air like a rocket, screaming at high volume, blowing everyone back. The Circle members reel from the sound in prison} Dr Shale: Ow, my ears, the worst thing about it is that I can't even go near it to turn the volume down! Big Guy: Now I know what a certain former inmate of Long Beach Maximum Security Prison had to deal with!{Roger eventually stops his screaming and falls to the floor} Roger: Phew, thanks, that was a wild ride. Jessica: I'll admit it was high up in your list of rides, Roger dear. Wally: Satisfied with your fun, Mr Brain?! I hope you are, because once Judge Doom lets us out of prison and we take over the world with his help, we'll have the last laugh after we follow Dr Shale's original suggestion to kill you, which I'm more and more beginning to admit was the right thing to do in the first place!{A prison guard comes in} Guard: What was all that racket and yelling?{Looks at the wrist watch Wally is holding and other devices and plans around the prisoners}And for that matter, what's this stuff?! Brain:{From the wrist watch}Look at this wrist watch for an answer before they turn it off and before they hide those devices, which they've somehow always managed to do since they got here. Those were devices and plans used to help the evil Judge Doom purge all the former Kids WB toons off the airwaves and dip us, and he was going to release them when he was finished and help them rule the world! Big Guy: Don't listen to him, the effects our previous encounters have had on him have made him crazy! Brain: Have they? Then how do you explain this bit of dialogue I recorded just now? {Brain pulls out a mouse sized tape recorder and presses Play, and we hear Wally's tirade from a second ago before the guard came in} Wally: Ha ha, do I really sound like that? Guard: Hey, the guy who made the arrangements to put you guys in here called himself a judge, that must have been this Doom character! All right, come with me, I'm sending you guys back to Washington D.C Maximum Security Prison first thing right now! Wally: No!{To Brain on the wrist watch}You've won this round, Mr Brain, but the war isn't over, we'll be back, and we will have our re-{he is cut off as the wrist watch is turned off} Billie: To quote your own catch phrase, yes! That takes care of everyone! Eddie: Plus I opened up a hatch to that ray and cut all the wires and took everything out from the inside. Yakko: Gee, thanks Eddie, you've just given us an idea to send these guys off. {The group of toons picks up the knocked out ninjas and villains except for Doom, head for the open hatch Eddie opened earlier, which is now empty, and begin to stuff them all in. On the top of the ray, the Warners take off the top of it and the remaining villains are dropped inside, then they begin to screw the top back on} Slappy: Oh, wait, don't put the top on this thing just yet, I still have my own style to put into this pileup. Heh, and I see you didn't put Doom in, well, it'll be fun to see him wake up and see his dream literally explode in his face! Voice: It looks like you got everyone....everyone except me.{Allen walks into the scene}I love my job, everyone forgets the little informant that could until the last possible awful moment. Brain: Give up, your Circle buddies are headed back to the jail where they belong, the mess you made is being cleaned up for good. Allen: I wouldn't quote you on that. You see, while I was gone, I ran into an old friend of you guys. And, to quote Ms Bazaar over there, he's not happy. {Gossamer then comes in behind Allen, looking very angry at seeing the Warners, who are still on top of the ray. He roars} Wakko: Oh boy, well, what kind of new joke do we use now, I don't think monsters are stupid enough to fall for those gags we already used thrice! Dot: I think an old favorite we haven't used yet, if at all would be good right now.{She stands right in front of the hole on top of the ray, pulls out a red cape, and waves it}Toro, Gossamer, toro! {Gossamer roars, then starts to think a bit and looks a bit more worried} Dot: Come on, don't be scared, we're not that mean to pull another fast one on you. Besides, who could resist the old cape routine and the chance to pay us back for those jokes we did earlier? Just think about that and then tell us, do you feel lucky? Well, do you? Heh, I'll bet you've never see a girl quote Eastwood before. {As an answer, Gossamer roars loudly and starts to climb the ray. The clock on the wall now reads 6:59} Allen: Gossamer, wait, although she phrased that stuff in a clever way, it's still a trick, come back here! {Allen sighs and climbs the ray right behind Gossamer. Dot continues to wave the cape as he gets closer to the top. Finally he gets to the top and charges at her. Dot then pulls back her cape and he falls down the hole and onto the other piled up villains. Allen then gets to the top and can't keep his balance once he does, so he falls down too} Slappy: Okay, the bad guy pileup is complete, now to add on the old Slappy touch for dessert!{She throws down more sticks of dynamite and puts the top of the ray right back on}I would jump off if I were you! {They jump off the ray and then run away with the others. Just then Doom wakes up a bit puzzled. Inside the ray, the villains are shaken up and confused...and then they see the sticks of dynamite about to go off. A big, big explosion then happens, destroying the ray and sending all the baddies except for Doom flying into the sky far far away. Doom just is blown back a little bit} Doom: What just happened? Kellner: I'll give you a summary. We emptied out your ray, put all your friends in it, and blew it up. Now they're all gone and so is your chance to make every kid in the world hate Pokemon. So with that in mind there's no reason for me to agree to what I signed on that paper. I'm sorry Doom, the deal is off!{Kellner runs away} Doom: NO!!! {Kellner heads to the framed piece of paper, rips it out of the frame, and tears it into little pieces. Once he is finished, the clock rings 7 times indicating that it's now 7:00. Doom looks at the torn pieces of paper in shock} Doom: You, you stopped me, you still run the network.{Looks around}My plan is ruined. Yakko: Yes siree bobaroonie! That's what you get for crossing with the former employees of Kids WB, thank you for choosing an actually difficult studio to start and now end your plan with. Eddie: In other words, you're finished Doom. {Doom breathes heavily for a moment, holding the pieces of paper in his hand, then he slowly begins to crush these papers with his fist, and then he screams in anger. He then gets up and takes off his hat, glasses, and human eyeballs, and now he looks exactly like he did at the end of WFRR, having crazy red eyes and a tuft of hair in the middle of his head} Doom:{Crazy voice}You've destroyed my plan, you've ruined my day! There's no time to debate it, for this you, will, PAY!!{His eyes turn into daggers} Buster: Okay, I think we've worn out our welcome, time to go. {The heroes run, however springs come out below Doom's feet again and he uses them to get to the front door first. He then locks it} Speedy: You had everything in mind except for one thing, Senor Doom. Let me show you what that is, andale! {Speedy runs and prepares to go through the small opening below the door, however Doom gets out a remote, pushes a button, and a small steel wall appears below the door which Speedy crashes into} Speedy: Then again, I can be wrong once in a while.{He heads back to the group} Daffy: What exactly does this prove, we outnumber you by, um how many of us are there? Well, I have no time to count, but we outnumber you by a lot! Doom: I have something to you now that will make that utterly useless if you'll just stand still. {Doom reveals that his left hand is now a buzzsaw. At seeing this, the toons and human run, just as Doom swings the buzzsaw at them, he misses not by that much. The group splits up into 5 parts, Doom then goes after the group comprised of the TTA gang. The bunnies hop away from him, while Plucky and Shirley are barely able to fly off the ground, but do it well enough to escape. Fifi also gets away from Doom's swinging at her. He then notices another group running near a console, comprised of the Warners, mice, and squirrels. He runs as fast as he can to catch them, but they are able to get behind the console as Doom jumps at them, misses, and slides into the wall from it} Doom: Wait a minute, why am I acting like a horror film murderer? I know an intelligent way to take care of this. {He pulls out his remote and pushes another button. As he does, the two large barrels of Dip disappear} Doom: Before you state that I was an idiot to make the Dip disappear, I suggest that if you're hiding behind any machines, you get away now, for I am about to do this to all of them. {He pushes another button and a console far away explodes. At seeing this everyone comes out into the center of the room as Doom pushes more buttons and blows up every machine in the room. Soon, the hideout is deserted except for the heroes and villain, and the remains of the machines} Axel: What did you become, some technology hating [bleep] up all of a sudden like a certain bomber named Ted? Doom: Look behind you for an answer, I did leave one handy and unique device left. {Everyone turns around to see a boat nearby, a strange one in which the only thing in it is a wheel, and the entire boat is covered with a roof, there are no decks. Even stranger is that now wheels appear below the boat} Father Time: Wow, a boat with wheels, that's high up the list of all the strange inventions I've lived to see. Jessica: And also high up the list of the ways he's distracted us, look!{Doom is running away} Eddie: Doom, where do you think you're going?! {Doom pushes another remote button and on the floor, a steel plate slides to the right to reveal a hole, a ladder is to the left below} Doom: Sorry to split and run, but I have one final plot to wreak on you. Good bye, I wish I could say it was nice knowing you all, but it wasn't! {Doom climbs down the ladder. The steel plate slides to the left and nearly covers up the hole, but Roger and Jessica grab it} Roger: Eddie, come on, climb down there and stop him before our hands hurt from keeping this thing from literally closing this window of opportunity! Eddie: Actually it's a hole, but thanks away. Wish me luck, I'm probably gonna need it.{Eddie climbs down the ladder and the rabbits then let go of the plate} Bugs: Come on, we can use this boat to escape so he has a nearly pointless job! {The toons then use a door in the middle right of the boat and go inside, which is able to fit them all since there's nothing else in the boat except the wheel, a pedal below it, and a key in a lock above. Father Time then takes the wheel} Father Time: Okay, with my experience in driving boats and cars, I'll be able to steer this so we can charge at the door and break it so we can get out of here. Everyone hold on! {Father Time turns the key and the engine on the boat turns on. He then uses the wheel and pedal to drive the boat to the door. Cut to below as Doom has finished climbing down the ladder to the bottom floor of the building. He then runs down a hall and opens a door nearby to reveal a small room with nothing but another console in it. He goes toward it and sees the toons efforts to break the door down failing. He then grins and presses a button} Father Time: Okay, that didn't work. Since we can't go in reverse with this, we'll have to turn it around and go forward, then turn it around again and drive it through the door. Yakko: Very well, although this is a bit confusing, what other choice do we have? Miss Info:{Nervous}Well, maybe we should look out this window, there's something very interesting and bad going on down there. {Everyone looks out of the boat to see something green appearing all over the floor} Jessica: Oh my God, it's...DIP!! Dot: It's coming through the entire floor, looks like our days of driving this boat are finished. {We see she's right as Dip is now covering the entire floor, and the level of it has risen and is making the boat float} Father Time: At least we know that Doom didn't succeed in making Dip that destroys toon buildings and machines. Well, this just gives me more motivation to crash the door down, doesn't it? Hold on once again! {Father Time turns the boat around and goes forward. Back in the other room, Eddie is tip toeing inside, and sees what's going on through the monitors on the console. Doom grins insanely and presses a button labeled "Wave of Dip" Back in the room now flooded in Dip, the boat has stopped going forward} Father Time: Okay, that's good, now I'll just turn it around and we'll go as fast as we can towards it. One, two, three! {He turns the boat around....and when he does he and everyone else stops dead in their tracks and stares wide eyed at what they are facing now: it's a 30 foot high wave of Dip that is right in front of them, it is almost as tall as the room itself, stopping just below the roof. The wave moves towards the boat and Father Time can do nothing to stop it going into the wave, exactly like in "The Perfect Storm"} Dot: Great, we're in the verge of defeat and we have to do another movie parody, unfortunately I'm too scared to even talk about the hunkiness of George Clooney in said film. {Father Time turns the boat around although they are still being carried by the wave, now they can see that the wave is headed towards the wall} Father Time: Oh no, this wave is gonna make us crash into that wall, there's no way to get around it or over it, so once we do crash, it's bye bye boat and bye bye to our lives. {Cut back to the other room. Doom is overjoyed watching what's going on, until Eddie comes over and tackles him, pinning him to the ground} Doom: You're too late, Mr Valiant, it's all over! They're about to crash into the wall and take their final swim! Eddie: And it looks like you're going to have to battle me first to keep that possibility alive! Doom: Hmm, what is this, our fourth one on one fight? Well, how about I make things more interesting this time by going at it au naturel? {Doom yanks his hair and pulls it, but instead of just pulling his hair it looks like he's pulling off his skin. Eddie looks confused at what he's doing, and then he sees a rubber suit on the floor, which looks exactly what Doom looked like in human form. He now walks towards Eddie in animated form, looking exactly like he did in human cover, only animated. He then turns both of his hands into swords and swings them at Eddie, who dives away from them. He kicks Doom's legs and runs towards the console, but his way is blocked by the left sword and Doom then kicks him. They then grab each other as Eddie is holding Doom's arms. Back in the boat, the toons are looking resigned to their fate as the wave makes them head closer to the wall} Yakko: So, this is how it ends, after 70 years of mayhem and special friends, we go out like this.{Wakko and Dot hug him}Well, at least we'll go out together. Good bye Wakko, good bye Dot. Wakko: Good bye Yakko, good bye Dot. Dot: Good bye Yakko, good bye Wakko. Yakko: Good bye, John Boy. Oops, I forgot to bring him, I guess the news will have to tell him of our fates. Brain:{To Pinky and Billie}Sigh, well, if we have to go, we should go down with dignity, so I won't cry over the fact that I'll never get to take over the world and just say it was nice knowing you both. Pinky: So you're not going to sing that scheme the impossible scheme song again? Brain: No. Maybe in the next life I can pick up where I left off here, at least that's something to hope for. Billie:{To Pinky}Pinks, since we're going to be gone in a few seconds, I might as well do this.{As might be expected, she gives Pinky a huge kiss just like in "Brain Noir"} Pinky:{Dazed}Narf.... Brain: I guess I should have predicted you'd do that like always. Kellner: Plotz, since we're going to die, I was thinking about apologizing to you for all the mayhem and horror you endured since my rise to power, because my decisions and orders made you do the things you did that made the Warners torment you. Plotz: So are you going to say you're sorry? Kellner: Of course not, I said my crimes already and I'm not repeating them just for an apology! Loud:{To Charity}So I guess our good byes won't be just acting, unlike when we drove the ninja away.{Hugs her}At least let me thank you for making the last months I had so memorable. Miss Info: I was going to say that to you and Charity, but you beat me to it.{Hugs them both}But thanks anyway for being the best friends I've ever had. Slappy: Terrific, the guy upstairs just had to decree that I go out surrounded by mush and sap. Skippy:{Hugging Slappy}So I guess I should stop hugging you good bye, right? Slappy: Actually, I could use something to keep me occupied before I head to the big tree in the sky. The worst thing about this is that I can't send the writer to kingdom come for having this happen. Roger:{Embracing Jessica}Don't worry, Eddie will stop this...I hope. Jessica: I guess worrying that he won't is the reason you're hugging my brains out. {Cut to the other room again as Eddie and Doom are still fighting, now Doom has regular hands again. He looks at the boat on the monitor now about 50 feet away from crashing into the wall, and grins. He then uses the joy he has over that to punch Eddie hard several times, he can barely fight back against Doom's sudden onslaught. He then falls onto the floor. Doom then makes his left hand a sword again and prepares to make the final blow} Doom:{Crazy voice}Your time has come, Eddie. Give my regards to Teddy once you join him in heck!{He prepares to drive the sword through Eddie} Eddie: Wait! Those toons are about to crash into the wall and be dipped, seems to me like you've got a problem. I know you want to see them bite it and kill me, if you watch them first I could escape, but if you kill me first you won't see them go. Doom: Blast, you're right! Decisions, decisions, what to do? Eddie: Let me make that decision for you! {He punches Doom hard and rushes to the console. He looks at all the buttons and sees one labeled "Dip dropping" He then sees on the roof above Doom something that looks like a large closed door, and smiles. He then presses the button. In the flooded room, the boat is a few feet away from crashing} Yakko: Well, this is it. Good night everybody! Wakko: Say, wait a minute, is it my imagination or are we sinking, because it feels like we're dropping closer to the floor. {Everyone look outside to see that the boat isn't headed to the wall anymore, and the level of Dip is dropping rapidly. Even the wave is decreasing in size and therefore isn't pushing the boat to the wall as much} Daffy: Oh, does this mean we're saved?! Pepper: Say, I just noticed something that wouldn't answer that question, but could be related to it. What's that large open door on the floor below us? {Everyone looks to see that the Dip is almost gone, and all of it is falling through the opening of a large door below them...and the boat is falling with it. Back in the other room, Doom is shocked} Doom: What did you just do, Mr Valiant?!{Eddie grabs him and pushes him against the wall where he was before} Eddie: First off, thanks for labeling your buttons. Second, I hope you brought an umbrella with you, cause you're gonna need it! {Doom looks above him and sees the large door, then realizes what is happening. The door then opens and the Dip from above falls into the room, some of it right on Doom. He screams and runs to the console, but before he can climb on top of it, he sees Eddie already on top} Eddie: Give my own regards to Teddy, although you'll end up in a place far different than he is now! {He pushes Doom into the increasingly high level of Dip flooding the room. Just then the boat falls through the door and lands on the flood. Everyone is bouncing off the walls from these events, but everyone is also okay. Doom however, is anything but as he tries desperately to swim in the Dip which is melting him as he does} Doom:{Screaming}Oh no!! I'm melting, I'm melting, oh no!{To Eddie}I'll get you, my pretty Eddie, and your little toons, too! Eddie: Can't you make fun of another movie when you're dying? Doom:{Struggling to swim and to breathe}Won't...dignify that...with...retort.{Starts to sink}I'm...sinking, I'm sinking, ahh...oh...no. {The Dip finally covers him and the evil Judge Doom falls dead, what remains of him melts before he falls on the floor. Eddie looks on at this with satisfaction. The boat meanwhile has stopped moving and all the Dip has stopped falling} Axel: We're, we're alive, we're alive, praise the Lord, we're still [bleeping] alive!{Everyone cheers} Dot: All right, we're not dead and we came up with a Final Confrontation unlike any ever before seen in our stories! Yakko: Ahhh...not to rain on the parade, but we're still floating in Dip, how do we get out of here? {Eddie looks around and sees that in the corner of the right wall, there is a regular door} Eddie: Give me a second and I'll answer your question. {Eddie jumps into the Dip and swims towards the door. He then opens it and all the Dip goes through the open door, taking the boat with it. The boat is able to fit through the door way by crashing through the walls next to it. Eventually all the Dip is out of the room, and now we see that the boat is outside the lot and on the ground. The Dip then goes into an open sewer manhole right nearby and soon, it is all gone} Brain: That is a good answer. Come on people, we don't need to send Mr Valiant on a search for a hose now since the Dip went into a sewer.{He looks outside to see Eddie with a hose spraying the ground, the boat, and himself with water}Hmm, never mind then, but still let's get out of here. {The toons come out of the boat and surround Eddie} Roger: Hahaha, you did it, I told everyone you were gonna save us, I wasn't worried a bit! Shirley: That's funny, I could swear I heard you crying and saying goodbye to your wife before we nearly crashed. Roger: Yes, that is funny, another example of me fulfilling the goal every toon except for Doom has!{Plucky and Daffy are kissing Eddie's feet} Daffy: Oh, thank you, Mr Valiant, you saved millions of people from rioting over my demise! Plucky: And I'm sure you saved another million from rioting over my death after they were done rioting over my mentor's! Bugs: This is supposed to be a happy moment, so I won't complain about that farfetched proclamation. Daffy: That's exactly why we're not at your throat right now, rabbit. Axel: I'm next to thank him, the best thing is that all the [bleep] stuff I said before when I thought we were [bleeping] dead about really liking the Warners and that I was glad I got some last fame before I went away, I can take it all back now that I'm alive! Kellner: I second those thoughts on my account. Eddie: Are all of you going to thank me? Well, that would take quite a while since there are so many of you, so I'll just say you're welcome to all of you, it was my pleasure to beat Doom one more time. Kellner: You know, I can repay you for saving my network by making you the next overpromoted star after Pokemon goes away in about another decade, trust me, I'm very good at it! Sammy: It's true, he is. Eddie: You know, staying here in the 21'st century has crossed my mind, but I like things back in the 20'th century. All these technological advancements are really scary, and I just started to grow attached again to the insanity of the late 1940's. Brain: Good, because now that Doom and his friends are gone for good, we can send you home. We may as well head back to the time machine to get it over with. {Fade to later on in the studio where the H! time machine is, everyone is there. Brain is working on the controls and everyone else is staring at Eddie since he'll be gone soon. The Warners then jump in his arms and they each give him a big cartoon kiss} Yakko: We really should have done that the second before you went, but we didn't get a chance to after we got out of the boat, so we figured why wait and delay all that thanks? Brain: All right, Eddie, if you're going to say a tearful goodbye, say it now, because I should have the coordinates set to 1947 in a matter of moments. Eddie: Well, it isn't a tearful goodbye, but I will admit meeting you all was very educational to say the least, and rather fun at times. I'm glad to see that the future of animation is in good hands, and it makes me wish that I'll get to live to see the 1990's so we can look back on this and laugh. Brain: Actually, to make sure the time space continum is not at risk, I made sure you won't remember a thing of this. You'll just go back to the exact time where we met you and continue your life as if nothing happened. Eddie: Well, okay then, I'm sure if I live to see the 1990's, I'll be pleased to meet you all again. Goodbye.{Everyone says goodbye as Eddie enters the machine} Roger:{Almost in tears}Good bye Eddie, it was good to see you alive one last time. Jessica: Roger, at least don't give him any ideas about any possible meaning to that. That's why I'm just gonna do this as a goodbye.{She kisses him on the cheek, which makes Eddie blush a bit} Pepper: Wait, before you go, could you sign my autograph book, please?{Holds her book out} Eddie: I see no harm in leaving a souvenir.{He signs her book and when Pepper looks at it, she doesn't look annoyed like usual, but happy} Pepper: Thank you very much! Father Time: Say, wait a minute, I'd figure you'd say, hey, you're not so and so like you always do. Pepper: No, for once I got an autograph that I'm still happy to get after I look and see who it is! Thank you, Mr Valiant, you're the first person to sign my book who I didn't mistake for someone else moments before you gave me your autograph! Loud: Trust me, if you saw her previous attempts to get an autograph, you'd be more flattered than you already are.{Eddie starts to fade away}GOODBYE! {Everyone waves goodbye as Eddie fades out and leaves for 1947 LA} Bugs: I'm gonna miss that guy. I think I'll go now and look through stuff the press said about him in the 40's as a tribute to him. Daffy: Hey, you ripped off my idea, don't plagiarize me, but then again you would do that to keep the public thinking the misinformed idea that you're better than me, wouldn't you?! Bugs: Please Daf, try to keep some shred of sanity.{Bugs and Daffy leave} Sylvester:{To Tweety}You know, bird, I found out some benefits of failing to eat you in that encounter with those bad guys. Thankfully I can forget them as I remember the benefits of having a nice dinner! Tweety: Uh oh, gotta fwy!{Sylvester chases Tweety out of the studio} Speedy: I guess I should leave too, adios again Senors Brain and Pinky, and Senorita Billie of course. Andale arriba!{He speeds away} Plucky:{To Shirley}You know, I've been waiting for a special occasion like this to show you my new tastes in fine dining. Would you like to make tonight said occasion? And before you zap me, notice I asked nicely. Shirley: Well, like, what the hey? I survived this, so I can risk having more potential unpleasantness. Plucky: I hope you like being proven wrong.{They leave and Fifi and the TTA rabbits wave goodbye too} Loud: So I have survived yet another life threatening adventure. I have to say that this one ranks right up there in the category of coming closest to losing my life and the ones dearest to me. Miss Info: Why don't we forget about the fact you nearly did and go home to celebrate? At least the end of today will be much better than the end of last night, the crisis is past and you have Charity back. Charity: Yeah, it will be nice to be back in my home and back with you guys again, so what exactly are we waiting for? Loud:{Putting his arm around Charity}I really don't know, so why waste time thinking about it? Father Time, Pepper, you're welcome to join us too. Father Time: Okay, I just hope you have a nice chair to relax in. Pepper: Ah ha ha, party! Bye bye guys, see you next time an evil villain decides to take on characters from all the canceled Kids WB shows!{The H! stars leave} Axel: I'd better head out of here too, this latest ordeal was quite [bleeping] stressful. Wakko: I thought we'd broken your high for stress several times by now. Axel: You're right, and I'm gonna leave before you get tempted to set another record. See you [bleepers] next story!{He leaves} Slappy: Say Kellner, we saved your network, don't you have something for us? Kellner: Well, I should thank you all for saving my Pokemon and the WB, and I should repay you by stopping my tradition of putting you all in dubbed in commericials, plus also overpromote Pokemon a little less at your expense. Dot: So will you? Kellner: No, because Mr Valiant was the guy that technically destroyed the ray, he took out all the parts so it wouldn't work, in that case I doubt Doom could have put them back before 7, so it's Valiant's victory, not yours! But, maybe I could think about cutting down on your dubbed in ads a little, I make no promises though. Plotz, Sammy, Mr Director, let's go. Plotz: Well, looks like our truce is over, Warners, so I guess I head back to being your number one victim of your torment, right? Yakko: We might trade that honor for your explanation of why you cried out "No, get him!" after Doom almost dropped us in. This was before you knew about the network takeover, so it actually sounds like you did that because you were worried about us. Sammy: That's right, I think you really did show some compassion towards them with that, pretty out of character for you, isn't it? Plotz:{Pushy}Okay, it's getting late, Mr Melman, time to go, good bye Warners!{The execs and Mr Director leave} Mr Director:{Calling out}Good bye, puppy children things, I'll have my people call your people and maybe I'll cast you as the stars in a movie I'm thinking about making based on this exciting adventure we just lived through! Dot: How about not? Slappy: Come on, Skippy, it's time for us to leave too. Thanks for at least giving me less material to complain about, I actually think I complained less about this story than any other we've been in! Skippy: Maybe we should go back and rewatch those to make sure. Slappy: Oh no, I relived and saw enough terror for one day!{They leave} Wakko: Okay, so who will be the next to last group to leave, the Rabbits or the mice? Roger: We'll go. It was really fun meeting you guys, I can see that the spirit of my kind of crazy, fun humor still lives on! Yakko: We try, we try.{To Jessica}Maybe we could meet sometime in the near future to look back on this, say, somewhere really fancy where the most romantic encounters take place. Jessica:{Taking out a purse}Oh, I was wondering where I put my purse, let me see if it still swings perfectly.{She hits Yakko on the noggin with the purse}Thank you Yakko, for helping me in my experiment. Come on Roger darling, let's go home and I'll bake a carrot cake to celebrate our victory.{Roger giggles and leaves arm in arm with Jessica} Dot: Good bye, Jessica, thanks for finally fulfilling the often thought crossing wish that one of Yakko's passes would strike back at him literally! Brain: I got a little bit of laughter at that myself. Well, I suppose we're the last to go, I echo Slappy's thoughts and thank you for making this less agonizing than my other adventures with you. Pinky: At least the next time we meet we probably won't be facing a smarty villain so I can see my favorite gags in person again!{Laughs hard} Brain:{Ignoring Pinky}Maybe you three should keep my new gags I taught in mind so we can keep this hopefully newborn tradition of lessening my anger at you going, though I doubt it. In any case, come Pinky and Billie, we must head back to our New York City ACME Labs to prepare for tomorrow night. Billie: Do you mind if I say it this time, Pinks?{Pinky nods, still laughing over thinking about the Warners' old gags}What are we going to do tomorrow night, Eggy? Brain:{With gusto}The same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world! Ha, it felt so good to say that again, sometimes using old stuff isn't so bad after all.{The mice walk out} Chorus:{Singing}They're Pinky, Billie and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain! {Later that night, the Warners are back in the water tower snug in their beds} Yakko: Well, another story has come and gone. I will admit some of it was rather fun, especially that stuff we pulled on Gossamer. Wakko: Yeah, though if we're going to do stories that are more original, I'd like to do them in less life threatening situations without all that Dip, I almost went potty at seeing that wave. Dot: I agree with that first point, but let's stop with the last thing you mentioned, we saw that kind of humor enough in Axel's latest movie. Yakko: In any case, let's get some sleep, tomorrow's a new, more gag filled day! Heh, speaking of sleep, I'll bet the villains we blew up got a lot of it after they reentered the atmosphere! I wonder what exactly happened with them? {We fade to a deserted area where all the other main villains of our story, Dr Laura, the Scientist, the FCC agents, Gossamer, and Allen, are all lying down unconscious. Finally they wake up from their fall} Allen: Ugh....where am I? And for what matter, who am I? Whatever just happened, it must have ruined my memory, I've got nothing in my head, I don't know my name, I don't know where I work, I don't know anything! {An newspaper then blows by and Allen picks it up. The headline on it reads "Squeege Philbert still looking for Kathie Glee's replacement"} Allen: Squeege Philbert's looking for a new talk show co-host? Gasp, I'm good at talking! Yeah, talk shows would be a good, fame making occupation! Look out Regis, I may not be a millionaire but I'm gonna introduce you to your new co-host, me!{Allen runs away} Agent 1: Oh great, the ray blew up, we must have failed. Now we'll never get those promotions Doom promised us.{Starts to cry}Wa, wa, wa ha ha. Agent 2: Don't cry that much, pal, we'll find another way to move up in our line of work. At least it's night and we can go home instead of at work, the boss seeing you like this wouldn't help either.{They walk away}There there, there there. Scientist:{Looking at a sad Gossamer}Aw, did the mean heroes embarrass and hurt you?{Gossamer nods yes}Don't worry, we'll never encounter them again, normally I'd try to get revenge, but why put you through that embarrassment once more?{Gossamer now looks happy}That's my favorite creation, come on, let's go back to the castle and try out the experiments we left behind before all this happened. {The Scientist and Gossamer leave in a happy mood. Dr Laura is the last one to get up and she looks anything but happy} Dr Laura: Darn it all, darn it all, the worst part about failing is that I could have prevented this! I could have gone forward with my own plans for a secret villains society with all the professional bad guys, but no, I had to join a group of amateurs, that's why I failed! Well, I guess if you want a villains club done right, you have to create it yourself. I guess now I'll go back to where I left off in recruting my potential new and better allies, those immoral Warners and their friends won't be celebrating for long when they finally meet their fate at the hands of Dr Laura!{She laughs and walks away} Narrator: Will Dr Laura stick to her original plans for her own villains society this time? How long do the Warners and their friends have to celebrate before their next, less original adventure? And speaking of unoriginal, why couldn't the writer come up with a better design for an animated Doom than one that looks exactly like he did in human form? Perhaps if we're lucky, we'll find out the answers to the first two questions in a future thrill packed story. But until then...GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!! {We iris out until the Warners reappear} Yakko: You know, having your jokes ripped off really does make you long for our by the numbers stories. Dot: Oh come on, let's not go that far, please. Wakko: Well then let's say our catch phrase ourselves before we end this for real, no sense letting the narrator have all the fun. Warners: GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY!{Fade to black} THE END CAST Christopher Lloyd: Judge Doom Bob Hoskins: Eddie Valiant VOICE CREDITS Rob Paulsen: Yakko/Pinky/Sammy Melman/Dr Shale Jess Harnell: Wakko Tress MacNeille: Dot/Billie/Babs/Pepper Maurice LaMarche: Brain/Scientist/Big Guy Charles Fleischer: Roger Rabbit Kathleen Turner: Jessica Rabbit Jamie Kellner: Himself Dr Laura: Herself Eddie Murphy: Axel Foley Frank Welker: Mr Plotz/Father Time/Allen/Gossamer Joe Alaskey: Plucky/Daffy/Sylvester/Tweety/Speedy Sherri Stoner: Slappy Squirrel Cody Ruegger: Loud Kiddington Laraine Newman: Charity Bazaar/Miss Information Billy West: Bugs Bunny/FCC Agent 2 Ben Stein: FCC Agent 1 Paul Rugg: Mr Director Jeff Bennett: Wally Faust Charlie Adler: Buster Bunny Gail Matthius: Shirley the Loon Nathan Ruegger: Skippy Kath Soucie: Fifi Cree Summer: Elmyra Special Guest Appearance by Robert Dougherty: Himself |
