A Powerpuff Girls / Pinky and the Brain crossover
[Open on: a stock shot of Townsvilles skyline, at night.]
VOICE: (off-screen; slightly British/ educated sounding) The city of
(Pull back to see its being viewed through a glass window...)
VOICE: Computer, analyze rudimentary information on this metropolis...
COMPUTER VOICE: (Sounding like the computer from Star Trek:TNG) Working...
Townsville: mid-sized-populace United States city. Largest suburb: Pokey Oaks. Main
industries: cereal production; shipping; banking and finance; security; technological
research and development... (computer proceeds to list other statistics about Townsville)
VOICE: Hmm... your typical happy-go-lucky American urban sprawl, then.... computer,
enough of that for now. Please give a brief description of the following individuals: the
Powerpuff Girls, and Professor Utonium.
COMPUTER: Working... the Powerpuff Girls are the city of Townsvilles main
VOICE: Oh, *goody*... superheroes.
COMPUTER: (continuing) Ages: five years old.
VOICE: Well, at least theyre somewhere close to my own age. Very well, then....
COMPUTER: Education: currently enrolled in Pokey Oaks Kindergarten. Names: Blossom,
Bubbles, and Buttercup. Blossom is considered the leader of the trio, noted for her
analytical skills. Buttercup is noted for her aggressive nature and impatience. Bubbles is
noted for her being the Powerpuff Girl who behaves closest to her own age emotionally, but
has been known to go into a hardcore berserker mode. The three Girls
powers consist of: super-strength, super-hearing, super-speed, invulnerability, x-ray and
heat vision, laser vision, freeze breath---
VOICE: (As the computer goes on) Hmm, enough powers to put them on par with that
demigod-esque Kryptonian. Very well, then... as for Professor Utonium?
COMPUTER: *Working*... (pauses a few moments before giving the data) Professor Utonium
is the Powerpuff Girls creator and guardian; noted as one of Townsvilles
leading scientific minds. Age: mid-to-late 40s. Owner of various patents and noted
inventor; inventions and discoveries include: the DYNAMO battle robot; the
artificially-engineered lifeform Beebo,...
(The unseen figure presses a button, cutting off the computer; pan over to see that the
figures hidden in shadows.)
SHADOW-ENSCONSED FIGURE: Yes, that is very useful information to know. And with that
information, combined with my newest Townsville-native partner, I plan to become the most
powerful force to rock Townsville *and* the country since, well, *ever*. And if those
feminine titans try to stop me, well, theyll wish theyd gone back to making
mudpies on the playground! (Laughs sinisterly; music builds to a crescendo)
PPG NARRATOR: Oh, dear....whoever this shadow-ensconsed figure is, it certainly
cant be good news for our dear, sweet girls....and for the record, *I*
shouldve gotten to say the opening line, not, well, whoever this guy is.... (clears
throat) Meanwhile, off in, of all places, New York City...
(Fade from Townsvilles skyline to New York Citys skyline; we cut to a
standard outside shot of ACME Labs, with lights on the bridge behind it blinking
intermittently. Inside, we see the three rodent residents of the Lab are fast asleep in
two separate cages. Pan over to a window; we see a short figure using a glass cutter to
open a wide hole in the window, then a bolt cutter to cut an alarm wire running alongside
the window. The figure quietly slips in. The figures cape briefly gets caught in the
jagged edge of the glass opening, causing him to mutter softly and in a drawn-out way
curses. The figure removes the cape, and holding it like a bag, slinks over to
a shelf with several nondescript-looking electronic devices sitting on them. The figure
slips them into his bag, then returns to head back out the way he came in.
From the cages, all we hear are snoring, followed by a softly-muttered but Brain,
that nice Mr. Gates man said 640k of RAM is all the memory anyone will ever need, or
something, narf... and more snoring. The figure grins sinisterly, then slips back
out through the window...)
(Cut to the next morning; we see a NYPD police car pull away from the outside of the
ACME Labs building. Inside, we see the labs rodent occupants, Pinky, Billie, and the
Brain, are pondering last nights robbery...)
BILLIE: Weird, Eggy. Instead of stealing one of the Labs more valuable research
projects, the thief took just *those* particular items? Why??
BRAIN: Not sure, Billie... admittedly what he or she stole might have some use, but
only to highly-trained scientific minds such as ourselves. There isnt much resale
value on the black market for what the thief took...
PINKY: Well, Im just glad that mean old burglar didnt steal any hamburgers!
Ronald McDonald would be *very* upset, POIT!
BRAIN: (Rolling his eyes) Pinky, why dont you go and destroy your remaining brain
cell on that idiot box youre so enamorated of? Ive got to get back to work on
tonights plan to take over the world.... (looks at the now-boarded-over window)
Ill have to worry about the robbery later...
BILLIE: (Sarcastic) Another world-domination plan over our very own personal
safety....nice priorities, Egghead.
BRAIN: Please, Billie...after tonight, the only thing any thief will be worried about
will be how theyll handle their plight under the judicial measures of a Brain-led
penal system... (turns his attention back to his work...however, hes interrupted in
short order by something Pinky and Billie are watching on TV. Brain tries to ignore it,
but hes once more interrupted by some loud noises from the set. Frustrated, he puts
down his pencil and walks over to the other mice...)
BRAIN: Exactly what are you watching that *must* disrupt my concentration?
PINKY: Oooh, Brain, its only the coolest new Japanese anime series! Ultra
Cyber Cowboy Neo-Hoosier Bebop-a-Looza Digiball Techno-Force Z!
BRAIN: (Trying to pronounce this ungainly title) Ultra....
PINKY: Oh, its this really great show! Everyone on the Internets talking
BILLIE: Yeah, whereve *you* been, Eggy? Oh, thats right....as clueless as
usual about anything in pop culture. (Smirks)
BRAIN: (Making a face at this assertation) Hmph...as if I should devote valuable time
and attention to the lowest-common-denominator drivel that passes for much of popular
(Brain turns his attention to the TV to see what this shows about. We see on
screen various characters with enormous, saucer-like eyes and short-statured bodies; one
is wearing a suit of body armor, another is dressed in a school girls outfit, and
another is wearing a samurai outfit. All three wield various weird-looking high-tech
devices and swords; the school girl character has some weird-looking creature that looks
like a cross between a mouse, a cat, and a duck in her arms. We see the characters,
despite being well-drawn, moving rather jerkily, and despite the lavish backgrounds,
constantly shown with streaked-lines in the background whenever theyre moving at a
faster-than-normal pace, even if its only several feet. We see the samurai yelling
loudly, the Geo-Orb Card of Power from the solitaire deck of Neo-South Bend is
*MINE*!, followed by leaping towards some group of guys dressed like ninjas. The
body-armored guy lets loose a few rounds with a laser-gun, followed by the ninjas leaping
forward (with the same streaked-line-background effect) as well. The school girls
weird creature makes a few odd noises, wandering about the screen, before hitting a rock
and falling over. The girl yells at it to get up, with her face taking up almost the
entire screen while yelling. Cut back to more of the fight scene between the ninjas and
the other two heroes...the body-armor clad guy knocks one of the ninjas out in a
(Cut back to the mice; Brain has a dumbfounded look on his face, while Billie and Pinky
are enraptured by all this. Pinky and Billie laugh at another scene with the weird
PINKY: WA-HAHAHAHA! Ooooh, if only Vinylmon hadnt been blasted by the bad
guys anti- Ana-mon weapon, he might be able to see where hes
going, HAHAHA, NARF!
BILLIE: (Laughing as well) Yeah... and youve got to appreciate the subtle adult
humor in some of the jokes!
BRAIN: Subtle adult humor?
BILLIE: Yeah...you see, Kobayashi and Maru are trying to win the no-win
challenge set forth to them by Achoo, the dark forces leader that threatens to take
over all humanity if they dont use their neat cyber-samauri gadgets to save the day.
So, while beating up the bad guys, Kobayashi keeps making office-training-program related
jokes! Heh... Of course, this is the dubbed, edited-for-American-audiences TV version; I
understand the original unedited Japanese version has Maru using Vinylmon in some joke
that made those stupid American censors nervous... but fortunately, Ive ordered the
undubbed version for us to watch, as soon as it gets here!
PINKY: (Still watching the TV) HAHAHAHA! Oooh, Vinylmons antics keep getting
wackier and wackier! Wonder how the others will react when they find out he swallowed the
Power Ring of Truth, TROZ! Though I guess he can use his neat-o Ana-mon static
electricity powers to take the Power Ring of Truths place, NARF!
BRAIN: (Still dumbfounded by all this) I...see. (Clears his throat) Erm, *Pinky*,
*Billie*... just *what* exactly does Ultra...Cyber... Surfing...whatever... Force *do*,
BILLIE: (Stops laughing to explain) Oh, Eggy, its really a very intelligent,
well-written story! You see, the Ultra Cyber Cowboy Neo-Hoosier Beebop-a-looza Digiball
Techno-Force Z are defenders of the city of Neo-Evansville in the Łber-state of
Kentucky-ana. Their leader has sworn to defeat his nemesis Achoo, the leader of the evil
ninja team, after he killed one of his county fair prize hogs, which was unfortunately the
secret key to finding the Golden Scroll of Knowledge, which would allow him to find a cure
for his second cousin Bobs mild case of depression. The bad guys want to take over
Neo-Evansville and rule all of Kentucky-ana for themselves, while ensuring that the heroes
never discover whos secretly funding their true efforts. Oh, and the owner of
Vinylmon is on a personal quest to become master of all the Analog Monsters, or
Ana-mon, that she can find, and must fight in each city around Kentucky-ana to
become an Ana-mon master. So far, shes won Ana-mon tournaments in Neo-Louisville,
Neo-Indianapolis, Neo-Frankfort, and, of course, Neo-Evansville. Oh, and with her always
is her adorable-looking cat-mouse-duck-hybrid-looking Ana-mon sidekick, Vinylmon... and
they sometimes have to go on adventures within the Ana-World where they meet
other Ana-mon creatures like Cassettemon,
Dialtunermon, and of course, the ever-popular VHSmon... (sees
Pinky laughing at Vinylmon running into yet another rock). See, that wasnt so tough
to figure out, eh, Eggy? (Pauses) Uh....Eggy?
(Cut to Brain...his mouth is gaped wide open at hearing this ludicrous backstory, and
has a look of shock in his face.)
BRAIN: (Still struck by all this) Neo-Evansville? Golden
Scroll?!? *Analog* monsters?!?!? (Shakes his head, and turns to the TV)
Good lord...just when I thought animated entertainment couldnt get any more
*idiotic*, apparently the United States has to import other nations idiocy to
BILLIE: Hey, its not *idiotic*!
BRAIN: (Raising an eyebrow) Second cousin *Bob*?!?
BILLIE: Well, admittedly the show loses a few things in the English dubbing....to get
the *full* effect, you kinda have to watch it in the original Japanese...
BRAIN: Which, of course, Pinky, as well as the vast majority of the American viewing
public, would have *no knowledge of whatsoever*....
BILLIE: (Waves her hand) Eh, details, details.... besides, theyve got subtitles!
And Pinks doesnt seem to care either way---he just really likes Ana-mon!
As does everyone else, apparently, since they now have their very own spinoff show...
(Pinky briefly switches channels, to where we see the spinoff program Ana-mon:
Analog Monsters starting up. The theme song features only the words
Ana-mon...Analog Monsters being repeated over and over, as the analog
creatures hurl themselves at each other in various bizarre fight scenes, using their
myriad of analog powers as well---we see Vinylmon using its powers
to shoot from its tail record needles at high speed at VHSmon, who, using its
videotape powers, magnetizes and deflects the needles. Pinky sings along to the three-word
theme song, before it ends; he switches back to Techno-Force Z.)
BRAIN: (Rubs his head) And to think I thought Sid and Marty Krofts shows almost
defied comprehension.... is this show really as popular as you say?
BILLIE: You kidding? Theres Techno-Force Z t-shirts, lunch boxes, stickers,
coloring books, fruit snacks, video games, music videos...you name it, these guys are on
it! Theyre even coming out with a Techno-Force Z *movie*...well, a *dubbed over*
version imported from Japan---feh. (Brain rolls his eyes) Gotta say it, Eggy, the guys who
created this show must have one of the biggest fan followings in anime Ive ever
seen! (Realizes what shes just said, and covers her mouth, knowing what Brains
reaction will be....but its too late: Brain goes into his wide-eyed
epiphany look mode)
BRAIN: Thats *IT*! (Face goes back to normal) Pinky, Billie, are you pondering
what Im pondering?
BILLIE: (Looking a bit uneasy at where Brains leading) Unfortunately so...
PINKY: (Still watching Techno-Force Z) I think so, Brain, but wouldnt
Techno Force Zs contact lenses be rather large for eyes like theirs,
BRAIN: *No*, Pinky----I mean, we shall create our *own* anime program, one which shall
eclipse the popularity of Ultra...Cheer...Color-Guard...erm, whatever. And
with the following our program shall garner, we shall use that popularity to *TAKE OVER
PINKY: Egad, *brilliant*! Oh, no, wait, no... whos going to be the stars of this
show? (Sees Brain eying him and Billie; Pinky looks excited, while Billie looks a bit
BILLIE: (Sighs) Why do I get the feeling Im going to hate myself by the time all
this is over?
BRAIN: Oh, come now...we have the *perfect* looks to become as popular as
Techno-Force Z. All we need is a little... creative costuming. (We
pan away from the mice, to the TV screen, showing another stock shot of Techno-Force
Z zooming across the screen in fast-moving-animation mode....fade to the
mice, some time later; we see theyre dressed in various anime-looking costumes.
Billie is wearing a costume similar to Mistys on Pokemon, complete with
her hair done up in ponytails; Pinky is wearing a trench coat, boots, a holster with a
suction-cup dart gun in it, and has his hair much more spiky-looking than normal; and
finally, Brain is wearing some sort of red-and-grey-colored body armor, with a logo on his
chest shaped like his head. He has a matching helmet with a visor on it under one arm.
Brain looks a lot like the Transformers Optimus Prime. Most bizarrely
enough, all three mices eyes look disproportionately huge compared to the rest of
their heads/bodies---think of the way Brains eyes looked in Whatever Happened
to Baby Brain to get an idea.)
BILLIE: Eggy, these contact lenses were using to dilate our pupils are making my
eyes irritated...when can we take them out?!
PINKY: Oooh, I rather like this wardrobe! So stylish in a futuristic,
post-apoca-whatsits way, NARF!
BRAIN: Thats apocalypse. And besides, we need to dress this way in
order to create and promote our own anime program...
BILLIE: (Rolling her eyes) Which is *called*...?
BRAIN: Named after the most appealing feature of our show...
(The mice walk over to a large, human-sized object under a tablecloth, which Brain
removes; we see it seems to be some sort of robot, made out of what looks like various
spare parts, household appliances, and whatnot. The head of the robot seems to have seats
and controls for each of the three mice.)
BRAIN: (Continuing from before) ...behold---the star of our show, *STOCKTRON*!!!
(Trumpet fanfare plays)
PINKY: (Drawn out) Naaaaarf...
BILLIE: (Drawn out like Pinky, making a face) Yeeeesh... (Normal voice) I thought we
put all this junk out on the curb for trash day awhile back.
BRAIN: Well, we *do* need a robot for this show---my research into those anime programs
youre enamorated with tells me a minimal requirement is some sort of giant,
ludicrously oversized-compared-to-the-heroes robot.
BRAIN: Anyway, Stocktron Force: Tenchi-Feely Chewing
Gum-Crisis-On-Infinite-Earths 3024 A.D. Touch Football Z, or Stocktron
for short, will be our key to becoming supreme rulers of the Earth....as soon as those
anime fanatics see us in action, well become the most talked-about
dilated-pupil-possessing characters to come down the pike *ever*!
BILLIE: (Taking a look at one of the scripts for the show that Brains written,
and frowns) Well, if were gonna get talked about in a positive manner, it wont
be from this plot. Since *when* did my name get spelled like some third-grade
BRAIN: Those are our new, hip, cool anime names. I will be
known as Optimus Brain, Pinky shall be called Pink the Stampee,
and Billie, you will be called Bil Li.
BILLIE: Uh...yeah. I see we put a *lot* of thought into *my* name... you know,
theres a *zillion* different female anime characters you couldve ripped my
name off of...
BRAIN: (Ignoring Billie, as shes rattling off various possible names) Yes, yes,
whatever. Now then, were off!
BILLIE: (Frowning at being ignored; sarcastically) Ill say we are...
PINKY: Where are we going, Brain?
BRAIN: Well, we need to pitch our ideas to someone wholl be willing to pony up
enough financial resources to create our show... and fortunately, the city were
heading to is featuring a sizable convention for animation, comic book and science-fiction
fans, including representatives of several anime studios being present whore
searching for ideas for new programs, including the producers of Techno-Force
Z! This shall be our key to success!
(We see Brain putting a mouse-sized suitcase within a compartment on Stocktron, and the
other mice are following suit...they all climb into the units control center)
BILLIE: Like Pinky asked, just where are we going, Eggy?
BRAIN: (Starts up the robot, and it clunkily moves toward the door, and exits the
building...) To none other than...
(Cut to a stock shot of the Townsville skyline, in the daytime.)
NARRATOR: (Proudly) The *CITY* of *TOWNSVILLE*! (Normal tone) Finally, I get to say
(Narrator continues, as we see various scenes of different Townsville denizens)
NARRATOR: A city of tolerance, a city of supportiveness, *and* a city of diverse
(Cue different shots of various townies, including the interracial
couples picture from Mime For a Change, a shot of a few Asian shopowners
in Little Tokyo Townsville, and a few miscellaneous villains seated in a bar
somewhere, including Sedusa and Fuzzy Lumpkins; Sedusas having a Bloody Mary, while
Fuzzy is guzzling down a pitcher of root beer like theres no tomorrow. Sedusa turns
to the camera and makes a face at Fuzzys lack of gracefulness in drinking the stuff
NARRATOR: And within this diverse and tolerant city is also support for those
whore among some of the most put-down members of society...those whose interests
have been derided time and again...those whove been given a bad name by some lesser,
more fanatical types (shot of the obsessed collector from Collect Her),
thats right---Im talkin about:
(Shot of a banner reading TOWNSVILLE 17th ANNUAL SCI-FI-CON)
NARRATOR: Sci-fi fanatics! Once again, the Townsville Convention Center is swarmed with
various patrons dystopic science-fiction futures, foreign and domestic animated antics,
and of course, good ol-fashioned four-colored superheroics! And who could possibly
be more interested in metahuman-featuring material than---the *POWERPUFF GIRLS*?!
(Pan over to the Girls, whore with Professor Utonium at a comic sellers
booth.... we see they seem to be in the midst of trying to haggle with the seller).
BUTTERCUP: Aw, cmon.... well give you *three* Spore comics and
*two* comics of Venemous for that issue!
COMIC GUY: No way.
BUBBLES: Uh...how about if we throw in all of *these*? (Holds up a pile of the manga
she was reading in Super Zeroes)
COMIC GUY: Sorry.
BLOSSOM: I see well have to break out the big guns, girls---
BUBBLES: (Gasps) No!
BUTTERCUP: (Frowning) No way!
BLOSSOM: Sorry, but theres no other way to get it... (over her sisters
objections) Sir, wed also be pleased to add, *at much loss to us*, Ill
mention, *THIS*! (Holds up a copy of The Legend of Hilda XII: The *Ultimate*
Sequel!; the box has a picture of some small girl in an elf-like costume, holding a
shield against a fire-breathing dragon. The whole thing is still in its original
PROFESSOR: Um, *Girls*, are you sure you want to give that up? Youve been
clamoring for it for *weeks*...
COMIC GUY: (Cutting the Prof. off) Sorry, but no. Do you really think that Id
give up *this*, even for The Legend of Hilda XII? (We see what theyre
all talking about: a comic in a glass case....the comic is titled: Spore vs. Freedom
Gal vs. Bunny-Bunny One-Shot Special. A caption below this title reads:
Finally! The *ULTIMATE* one-shot special showdown that *YOU* demanded! And
therell only be *ONE WINNER*! The cover features all three characters eying
each other with their teeth gritting, including Bunny-Bunny; Freedom Gal wields her lasso,
Spore has a chain in his hand, and Bunny-Bunny is holding up a candy cane. A price tag on
this comic reads: $200)
BUTTERCUP: But...but...weve *got* to have it! Its the *ultimate
showdown*!!! Itll finally prove to these two guys that Spores the *coolest*
comic book hero *ever*!!!
BUBBLES: Nuh-uh...Bunny-Bunny is!
BLOSSOM: Please...Freedom Gal!
(The girls continue arguing; the Comic Guy and the Professor roll their eyes at
NARRATOR: Ah, kids...meanwhile, what of our three would-be world-conquering rodents?
(Cut to Townsville International Airport, where we see entering a taxi are the three
mice, still inside Stocktron.)
BRAIN: Driver, take us to the Townsville Convention Center, please.
DRIVER: OK, buddy... (slowly eyes the robot and mice, and shrugs) Ehh, comic book
(The cab takes off for the convention center...we soon see the mice standing outside
the center, still seated inside of Stocktron. We see that Billie is having Stocktron
carry, of all things, a paperback book labeled Lets Visit: Superhero
Cities, Towns, and Other Places, From Metropolis to Townsville, 2002 edition.
All are still in anime character costumes.)
BILLIE: (Has Stocktron turn to the section on Townsville) Hey, Eggy---this travel guide
says that Townsville is this regions leading center for banking, property insurance
companies, security system manufacturing, *and* private security agencies! And it also
lists all sorts of cool stuff here... cereal manufacturing (we see a picture of the Lucky
Captain Rabbit King manufacturing plant), night clubs (a picture of the breakdancers from
Mime For a Change, showing them standing behind DJ turntables at some night
club), even a dormant volcano within the city limits! (A picture of Volcano Mountain, with
the Observatory on top of it) This town seems pretty prosperous, even despite this book
saying it ranks up there with Metropolis in per-capita monster and super-villain attacks!
BRAIN: Well, we came here to get our show produced, *not* to sight-see or play
superhero. Besides, Ive already done precursory research on Townsville, and its
superheroic defenders are a trio of kindergardeners known as the Powerpuff
Girls. Rather young to be fighting crime, in my opinion, but the locals apparently
dont seem to mind...
PINKY: Awww, theyre so cute! (Sees a picture of the Girls in the travel book,
standing in stock end-of-the-episode flight pose)
BILLIE: Yeah, guess they are kinda adorable-lookin kids...
PINKY: Wonder if we could meet them, Brain?
BRAIN: Doubtful...weve got no time for that. Now lets---
(Before Brain can finish, we see what looks like some large figure the size of
Stocktron zooming at superhuman speed past them, nearly knocking Stocktron over; the mice
topple out of their seats.)
BILLIE: (Rubbing her head) *Whoa*...what the heck was *that*?!
(Inside, we see this fast-moving, streaking figure race into the convention center,
breaking through the doors and several walls. The figure startles everyone there, as it
zips from table to table, taking all the money from each vendor...pan over to the Girls)
BUTTERCUP: (Seeing the figure robbing various vendors blind) Whoa! What *is* that?!
BLOSSOM: Beats me---but its not about to ruin this convention! Lets go,
(The Girls all take off flying towards the figure, which has stopped at one table,
emptying its ill-gotten gains into some sort of compartment in its chest...the Girls reach
the figure, and each one lays in a punch. However, the figure is barely fazed by this, and
turns to face the girls. We see it has a muscular-looking body and is dressed in a
tank-top and black tights, but its face looks rather youthful, very infant-like (that is,
if an infant had a football-shaped head). It lifts one hand and lets loose a punch,
sending the Girls hurtling into a wall.)
BLOSSOM: (Rubs her head) Whats this guy *made* of? (Scans it with x-ray vision)
Hey, its some sort of....*robot*!
: Robot? Cool...then I wont have any problem with *tearing it apart*! (Takes off,
as do the other Girls... however, just as theyre in front of the robot, it suddenly
vanishes from right before their very eyes. The Girls stop in mid-flight)
BUBBLES: Uh, guys, where did it go?
BLOSSOM: Beats me....
(They slowly turn around to head back the way they came, only to find right behind them
is....the robot itself! They turn back to face their previous direction, only to find
hes standing there, too!)
GIRLS: (Screaming) AAAAAHHH!
BUTTERCUP: This...is gettin...*weird*.
(The robot gives forth a chuckle, and begins to emit a sonic sound barrage from its
mouth, causing all to cower in its wake, including the Girls. As it continues the barrage,
the robot also walks over to a certain spot in the wall, and lays in a punch, which begins
to make the room everyones in start to cave in...the figure ends its sonic barrage,
and exits the room...)
BUBBLES: The roof! Its collapsing!
BLOSSOM: Get everyone out of here, *NOW*!
(We see at super-speed the Girls whisking everyone within the room out of the
convention center, and, after briefly hesitating, also whisking out the various comic
books/sci-fi stuff within the room, as well, before half of the Convention Center itself
caves in. Everyone breathes a sigh of relief, and thank the Girls. The Girls seem pleased
with their work and the praise, but suddenly, they see the robot racing toward toward
where Stocktron is standing...)
(Cut to the mice inside of Stocktron, as they see the approaching figure...)
PINKY: Egad, what is *that*? Oooh, maybe its that nice Mr. Last Action
Hero man promoting a sequel! Oh, I *did* love that film so, NARF!
BRAIN: Thats no *man*....thats---- (all three mice gasp, as they see the
robot approaching and recognize who it is)
(The robot comes to a halt in front of the mice, as the camera does a zoom-in-and-out
on Griffino three times in a row...we see the robot scanning the occupants of Stocktron,
and a viewscreen from its P.O.V. emits: Identified: Pinky, Billie, and Brain.
Actions to take, Sir?)
(We cut back to the shadow-ensconsed villain from earlier in the story....hes
seeing this relayed data on a monitor, and looks to be rather surprised)
FIGURE: *What?!* The Brain, *here*?! (Sighs) Ah, well...I suppose it was inevitable I
might face him again, but Id rather it was at a time of my own choosing. But, as
they say, beggars cant be choosy, after all. And it looks as if hes brought
some dollar-store toy-section reject with him, HA! (Into a microphone nearby, and pressing
a few buttons) Griffino, *attack*!
GRIFFINO: (With a voice similar to that of Brainiacs on Superman: The
Animated Series) Yes, Mr. Griffin. (To the mice) Please prepare to be annihilated.
(Whips out a few explosives from seemingly nowhere, and prepares to lob them at the
rodents, at the same time it emits a laser eye blast....however, we soon see slamming into
*both* robots are none other than the Powerpuff Girls. The Girls force knocks the
explosives off-screen [where they explode] and sends Griffinos laser blast off its
NARRATOR: The Powerpuff Girls! Yes, theyll put a stop to that nasty Griffino!
(We see that Buttercup is punching on Griffinos head, while Blossom and Bubbles
are punching away at Stocktron....we hear Brain yelling in protest.)
BRAIN: Cease! Desist! STOP! Were *NOT* the antagonists here!
PINKY: Or the bad guys, either, TROZ!
(Blossom manages to yank an arm off of Stocktron; Billie, frowning, presses a few
buttons, and we see the robot activate what looks like rocket-boots. Stocktron takes off
(with the background in fast-moving speed-lines effect), knocking back Bubbles
and Blossom, and slams hard into Griffino. Buttercup, annoyed, tackles Stocktron, as do
the other three girls, and begin punching into it. Brain, pressing buttons furiously,
struggles back against the Girls using Stocktrons remaining arm. The stalemated
Girls/lab mice come to a stop as all look up to see Griffino, waving ta-ta,
hover above the ground briefly, before taking off into the air, then using its super-speed
powers to zip instantly out of sight. The Girls get off of Stocktron, as the robots
head opens up, revealing the mice.)
BLOSSOM: OK, you, whatre you doing...with....whoa. You guys are *small*.
BUBBLES: (Looking happy) And *CUTE*! Awwww.... (she lifts all three of them into her
arms, and begins hugging them) They look just like the characters in those comics from
BRAIN: (Struggling to breathe) Indeed... *cough*.
BUBBLES: Oops, sorry. (Puts them down)
(All three Girls, now joined by Prof. Utonium, gather around the mice)
BUTTERCUP: OK, pal! Who are you? Why are you here? And whats with your getup?
BRAIN: To answer your questions: I am the Brain, a genetically-altered laboratory mouse
from New York Citys ACME Labs. These are my also-genetically-enhanced cohorts, Pinky
(Pinky waves) and Billie.
PROFESSOR: ACME Labs? Hmm....I read some of their notes on their various genetics
experiments, but never envisioned theyd managed to create *three* successful
BRAIN: (Continuing) Anyway, we endeavour to complete my life-long goal of becoming the
ruler of the Earth, and...
BLOSSOM: Whoa! Ruler of the Earth?! (The Girls, with fists
raised, step closer towards the trio)
BUTTERCUP: Looks like Mojerk isnt the *only* one trying to make everyone his
BILLIE: Whoa, hold it! Eggy here isnt like that at all!
PINKY: Oh, no...Brain wants to take over the world so he can make it a better place.
BLOSSOM: Uh-huh. Better place to *enslave everyone*.
BRAIN: I assure you, my cohorts remarks are quite accurate. I do not wish to
enslave humanity, but want to improve humanitys fate. Youve all seen such
miserable conditions throughout the world in the news and your adventures, havent
BRAIN: If I were to become ruler, I plan to ensure that humanity shall never have to
suffer under such petty tyrants, warmongers, opportunists, and whatnot ever again! Humans
shall live under a prosperous and wonderful world caused by *my* ideas and leadership!
BUBBLES: Really? (the other two shoot a glare at her)
PINKY: Oh, yes. Brain would never want to hurt anyone...well, except when he bops me on
the head, NARF! (Brain shoots him a glance)
BILLIE: Er...what Pinkys saying is that Eggy isnt like Hitler or Lex Luthor
or other despicable, evil people like that...he just feels hed be able to aid
humanity better than the current powers-that-be in higher office.
BLOSSOM: If thats true, then why havent you just tried *running* for higher
BRAIN: Tried it.
BLOSSOM: Creating something to benefit humanity?
BRAIN: Tried it.
BLOSSOM: Vote in elections?
BRAIN: Of course.
PINKY: Brains really a nice person. Why, hes even managed to save the world
like a bazillion times, NARF!
BLOSSOM: (Surprised) Really?
BRAIN: Well, yes, on occasions I have had to use my intellectual prowess to engage in
tactics thatd ensure humanitys survival...
BLOSSOM: (realizing something) Is that why you slammed into that robot?
BRAIN: Precisely...as well as ensuring that the three of you girls didnt destroy
my robotic creation Stocktron in the process. We came to Townsville as part of
putting another plan for becoming global rulers into action...but now I suspect that those
plans may have to be put on hold while we attend to Griffino *and*, as I strongly suspect,
his creator, whos no doubt holed up somewhere in Townsville.
BUBBLES: Griffino? What a funny name!
BRAIN: More like an *evil* name, derived from its even more evil *creator*...
BLOSSOM: So who *created* Griffino, anyway? And how could he make himself appear to be
in two places at once when we were trying to fight him? And howd he knew at what
precise point to punch the wall in the convention center to make it collapse?
BUBBLES: And how come he could move so fast? And wasnt easy to beat up?
BLOSSOM: Yeah... he wasnt easy to beat up like Mojos robots are at all!
BRAIN: Id be glad to tell you the backstory on Griffinos creation....though
Id also like to see to it that my own robot first is in fully functional order...
(they all look at the arm lying on the ground)
BLOSSOM: (Embarrassed) Ooops... (Grins broadly)
PROFESSOR: Hmm...Girls, I suppose we *do* owe it to the Brain to repair his robot...
after all, you didnt know he wasnt doing anything malicious, and he *was*
trying to stop Griffino.
BUBBLES: Yeah...besides, these guys seem really nice!
BLOSSOM: Well, I guess we *did* act kinda rash...
(They all look at Buttercup, whos standing there with her arms folded and
PROFESSOR: Well, Buttercup?
BUTTERCUP: Aw, cmon! These guys say theyre tryin to *take over the
world*!!! In my book, that makes ‘em no different than guys like Mojerk! Besides,
theyre probably plannin to jump us with a death ray or somethin once we
get back to the Professors lab!
BRAIN: While our robot does contain some rudimentary offensive equipment, I ensure you
that we are not carrying anything similar to a death ray with us. Frankly, we
never even suspected that wed have to be dealing with Griffino at all; had I known
*that*, I wouldve prepared Stocktron with tougher measures.
BUTTERCUP: Oh, *please*...
PROFESSOR: (Sighs) Buttercup, I admit I have reservations about *anyone* wanting to
impose themselves as ruler of all humanity. However, I dont really believe that
these three have any malicious intentions.
BUTTERCUP: But you were also the one who thought Mojo had reformed that one time, and
he was just *lyin*!
PROFESSOR: (Frowns at this thought) Well, thats true, I did make a judgment
error... but unlike that occasion, Bubbles and Blossom havent objected so far to our
taking Brain, Billie, and Pinky back to my lab to make repairs to Stocktron.
BUBBLES: Yeah....I dont think theyre like Mojo at all, Buttercup.
BLOSSOM: Yeah....I mean, Pinky here does seem pretty innocent.
BUTTERCUP: Just like *MOJO* was acting before he *TURNED ON US*!
BRAIN: (Raising an eyebrow) Mojo? Would this be as in one Mojo
GIRLS: (In unison) Youve heard of him?
BRAIN: (Making a face) *Yes*... while doing research on this city, I read the
Townsville Timess website archives, which contained various articles on
the misadventures of this so-called genius simian. From what I gathered in my
read-through, Mojo sounds like a total loser---and his motivations for his destructive,
malevolent behavior are utterly juvenile and ludicrous.
BUBBLES: (Amazed at all of Brains big words) Um.... (to Pinky) Whatd he
PINKY: Oh, I dont know either, but I think he was saying that that Mojo fellow
was *baaaad*, NARF!
BUBBLES: Oh. OK!
BLOSSOM: Aw, cmon, Buttercup, see? Brain doesnt like Mojo either! That has
to prove hes at least *sort of* on the up-and-up!
BUTTERCUP: (After a long pause) Welllll....OK, fine! I guess not liking Mojerk counts
for *something*. But Im still gonna keep an eye on Brain here, in case he does try
PINKY: But Buttercup, Brain doesnt do *anything* funny, POIT!
(The others, except for Brain, chuckle at Pinkys remark)
BRAIN: (Mildly annoyed) Remind me to deal with you later. Right now, I believe
weve got a robot to deal with, or rather, *two* robots....and on the way, Ill
tell you girls everything you need to know about Griffinos creator...
(As the Girls carry Stocktron to the Professors station wagon, cut back to the
lair of the villain....we see two figures and Griffino inside; the figures are hidden in
FIGURE #1: I take it you were successful in obtaining the necessary financial
GRIFFINO: Yes, sir.
FIGURE #1: Excellent. Now then, my partner, how is construction on the device coming
FIGURE #2: I assure you, the project is coming along on schedule, that is to say, it is
proceeding according to the plan that we planned. The devices I have stolen, that is,
taken without permission or asking for them first, from ACME Labs in New York City shall
prove to be of aid to our quest to destroy our mutual and common foes.
FIGURE #1: Excellent. Ah, yes, my great genius shall prove to be the key to conquest of
this miserable little burg, and soon, the whole *world* shall be---
FIGURE #2: Ours!
FIGURE #1: (Impatient sounding) Yes, yes, *ours*... now then, well need to plan
out our battle strategy.... and thanks to Griffino, that battle shall be won by none other
(We see a light turn on, and find out that one of our mystery villains is...)
MOJO JOJO: (Raising a fist into the air) *Mojo Jojo*!!
FIGURE #1: And... (Turns on a light over him; we see the figure appears to have the
same football-shaped, nearly-bald head as Griffino does, only with the body of a toddler;
hes wearing overalls and a yellow shirt) *Stewie Griffin*! (Orchestra music:
dum-dum-duuuuuuummm....) Ah, yes, and soon, the Brain shall become---*BRAIN-DEAD*! Ha!
MOJO: And soon, those miserable little titans shall be *destroyed*!
(Both villains laugh, as the orchestra music builds to a crescendo)
NARRATOR: My heavens?!? *Three* villains instead of one?! How will the Girls and the
mice deal with *this* triple-threat?!
(Fade to the exterior of the Utonium house, at evening)
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, back at the Utonium house...
(We see the Utonium family and the lab mice inside the kitchen; the Professor sets out
several plates for everyone (Bubbles places several dollhouse plates in front of the
mice), and walks over to make a phone call...)
PROFESSOR: (With the receiver in his hand) This is the night of the week that we
usually order pizza...I trust you wont mind, Brain.
BRAIN: Not at all... (the Professor dials, places the order [after much arguing amongst
the Girls and Pinky over toppings], and hangs up) Now then, on to the story of Griffino
and his creator...
BLOSSOM: This I gotta hear!
BUTTERCUP: (Still a bit wary of Brain, but more relaxed looking than before) Yeah, me
BRAIN: Well... (cue flashback ripples, and dissolve to an image of the lab mice, with
the Warner siblings and Slappy Squirrel (of Animaniacs fame), and also with
one Axel Foley (Eddie Murphys character from the 1984 movie Beverly Hills
Cop).) Several years ago, we briefly served as police officers for the Burbank,
California police department, alongside several former, ahem, coworkers of
ours. We were dispatched on a special mission to prevent the city of Chicago from being
conquered by one Stewie Griffin, a megalomaniacal superintelligent toddler and former
child star of the wretched, mercifully-short-lived Fox network sitcom, Family
Guy. (Cut to a typical scene of Family Guy....filled with off-color,
tacky, tasteless humor, various ethnic/religious jokes, various elements ripped off from
The Simpsons, and the sight of Stewie himself reading The Art of
War and trying to assassinate his own mother, whom he hates. Zip pan back to the
BUBBLES: Wow... a super-smart *baby*?
BILLIE: Yeah, but trust me, this babys no pushover!
BRAIN: (Continuing) In order to try to defeat me and my cohorts, he constructed a robot
android called Griffino. The ace-in-the-hole for this android was that he was
capable of duplicating the powers and abilities of me and my cohorts... (Cut to a scene of
the construction of Griffino, with Brain rattling off the robots powers): the
cartoonish talents and abilities of the Warner siblings, including their ability to bend
time and space to perform all manner of inane and repetitive spatial distortion tricks...
BLOSSOM: (Snaps her fingers) So *thats* how he was able to be in two
places at once!
PINKY: HAHAHAHA! Oooh, I love that gag! It *never* gets old, NARF!
BRAIN: (Rolling his eyes) *Indeed*. Anyway, in addition to the Warners powers,
Griffino also duplicated: the explosives-handling talents of Slappy Squirrel; thanks to
its computer brain, the raw intellectual capacities of Billie and myself; the
invulnerability, speed, and strength of Wonder Woman; the verbal assault skills of Axel
Foley; and finally, the media savviness skills of two reporters that were with us at the
time. All of these talents allowed Griffino to fight us to a standstill, even after I
designed the original Stocktron robot to engage him in battle; only the luck
and skill of Wonder Woman was ultimately able to defeat it. (* - all this can be seen
in the fanfic story Warner Academy 2. ---Brainatra)
BUBBLES: (Amazed) Wow...he has *all* those powers?
BLOSSOM: (Amazed) Gee...no wonder he didnt go down that easily! And it explains
how he knew at what precise spot to punch that wall...and that sonic assault attack he
pulled on us at the convention center! (Realizes something) But we saw him fly and have
laser-eye blasts when we slammed into him outside the convention center...(gasps) does
BILLIE: (Frowns) That that little diaper-wearer gave Griffino a copy of *your* powers,
too? Wouldnt surprise me....and its going to make defeating Griffino that much
BUTTERCUP: Well, we can take on any dumb ol robot! Just let me go at ‘em, and
PROFESSOR: Buttercup, *please*, let Brain finish.
BRAIN: (Continuing his story) We faced Stewie again in several other encounters,
including on an Election Day (* - Mr. Foley Goes to Washington), on
Thanksgiving (* - A Very Wakko Thanksgiving) and one encounter earlier
this year (* - The Wrath of Stewie). However, it appears that despite
our disposing of the little troublemaker time and again, hes decided to have another
go at conquering a major city, in this case...*Townsville.*
(The Girls gasp)
BLOSSOM: Well, we arent going to let some little brat take over *our* town!
BUTTERCUP: Yeah! Ill show that Griffino and Stewie guy! (Makes punching motions
while hovering in mid-air)
BILLIE: Well, trust me, its going to take more than raw force just to defeat
those two; besides, Stewie has never hesitated on playing dirty. Hes thrown
everything at us... everything from funding corrupt politicians to try to ruin our
reputations, to pulling the teenaged hero Superboy out of the past to use as his own
hypnotized slave to hijack Thanksgiving for his own plans. (* - in Mr.
Foley and A Very Wakko Thanksgiving again, respectively.)
GIRLS: (In unison) Whoa.
BILLIE: Whoa is right. We need to figure out what Stewies really up
to! I mean, an android that powerful is probably just being used to give the Girls a
workout, while Stewie instigates some other step of some plan...
BRAIN: Indeed. That is why I consider it imperative to repair Stocktron as soon as
possible, and upgrade him to face off against Griffino...
PROFESSOR: Well, my lab is available. And I know a thing or two about robotics I could
possibly incorporate into Stocktron that would help....
BRAIN: Excellent. Then after eating, well begin at once...
PINKY: Awww, do I have to watch, Brain?
BRAIN: No, Pinky, Im sure that the Girls would be glad to have you around for
PINKY: Oh, goody goody! We can play games, and watch TV, and do all sorts of
fun-fun-silly-willy things, itll be like a great big *sleepover party*! HAHAHAHA!
BUBBLES: Oooh, Ill get my crayons and we can color!
BLOSSOM: I want to discuss battle strategies with Billie...Id love to hear how
they stopped Griffino before!
BUTTERCUP: Aw, come on, its just a *robot*--- besides, dont you wanna do
somethin more *fun* on a Friday night for a change? (Whips out Legend of
Hilda from earlier) I mean, we could be playing this....or watching the KTVL
Channel 11 Movie Showcase! Tonight, theyre running Mecha-Animals II:
Attack of the Cyber-Marsupials!
PINKY: Ooooh, you like Mecha-Animals?! NARF! I liked the one where they had
to figure out how to save all those mechanical penguins from the middle of a desert,
BUTTERCUP: Yeah, that one was *awesome*.... (smiles a bit) Well, I guess we could watch
that... (glances at Brain, and her look changes a bit) Er, that is, if Brain doesnt,
um, need any of us down in the lab or anything...
PROFESSOR: Buttercup, you go on and have fun with Pinky and Billie; I think Brain and I
can handle this robot project.
BUTTERCUP: Um, well, OK....but if you need any help or get in trouble or anything....
PROFESSOR: Buttercup, Ill be *fine*. Like we said before, Brain doesnt seem
to have any malicious intentions...
PINKY: Well, he *does* have a weakness for eating bagels with cream cheese maliciously,
BRAIN: Ha ha...dont you have some bizarre CGI-based warrior animal movie to go
(The others giggle at Pinkys remark...)
NARRATOR: Ah, that Pinky....always a riot!
(Fade from this scene to sometime later in the Professors lab, the Professor and
Brain are making repairs to Stocktron, as well as a few upgrades... we see Billie, now
with the two, is looking over several diagrams on the Professors computer displaying
the repairs/upgrades. Stocktron looks to be far better shape so far than before,
resembling a bit the Professors warbot creation Dynamo. The mice are
back in their usual non-anime state of dress [or non-dress, as it were]...)
BILLIE: (Glances upstairs to hear a sign of the Mecha-Animals movie) Boy,
those commercial breaks for broadcast TV movies sure are lengthy...but it does give me
time to check on how the robots comin along...
BRAIN: (From inside Stocktron, where we hear the sound of a drill) Readjust the dynamic
coupling mechanism by 2.78 degrees, Professor.
BILLIE: Eh, I dunno, Eggy...you sure you couldnt just use a multiplex servo unit
instead? Itd be far more accurate, efficient, and...
BRAIN: Billie, please---I know what Im doing. Im more than a sufficient
expert on the construction of androids, mechanical suits, and whatnot. Please do as I ask,
PROFESSOR: Well, I do kind of have to agree with what your friend Billie said, Brain...
BRAIN: Look, for all we know, Griffino could attack again at any time. Id rather
not be caught wasting valuable time just to install a more efficient part. Please do as I
PROFESSOR: (Sighs) Very well... (he does so; we hear the sound of an electrical shock
from inside Stocktron, followed by Brains yelling.)
BILLIE: (Rushing over to the robot) Eggy?! Are you *OK*?!?
(The Professor reaches into the robot, and pulls out Brain, whos smoldering from
BRAIN: (Coughing) Yes, Im (coughs again) fine. (Sighs) I suppose you were right,
Billie... (glancing at the smoldering mess inside Stocktron) and it appears that from the
looks of this, repairing Stocktron will take longer than expected. (Wipes soot off his
face with a nearby rag) I believe well be in need of spending the night here,
PROFESSOR: Its quite OK, Brain.... Ill go put on a pot of coffee.
BRAIN: Thank you. (To Billie) Maybe you should tell Pinky that well be spending
the night here at the Utonium residence. (Hears the sounds of laughter coming from
upstairs) Though I suspect that he probably wont mind.
(Fade to back upstairs, a short time later; we see Pinky and Billie, along with the
Girls, are watching the Mecha-Animals movie once more...)
PINKY: Oooh, spending the night here will be so much fun! The movie... the pizza... and
superheroic five-year-olds with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal
men---Im all a-tingle!
(The Girls grin, including Buttercup...)
BILLIE: Nice to see youre having fun, Buttercup....eh, you still arent
worried about Egghead, are you?
BUTTERCUP: Well, um....
BILLIE: Its quite OK; Im sure Id be suspicious, too. But not to
worry...Eggy isnt heartless or evil, despite his sometimes callous behavior. I mean,
he does do stuff like this to help save the day...
BUBBLES: Oooh, just like us!
BUTTERCUP: Well, I suppose so....but still, I just wanna be sure nothing bads
going to happen.
BILLIE: Trust me, it wont... Eggy might do a lot of stuff I dont think much
of, but one things for sure: he doesnt want to see anyone permanently hurt.
Even his plans that involve scaring the populace or holding them at bay somehow dont
involve injuring or killing them...
PINKY: Ooooh, like the one with the giant monster vegetables?
BILLIE: (Chuckles) Oh, yeah...I remember that one.
GIRLS: (Astonished) *GIANT MONSTER VEGETABLES*?!?
BLOSSOM: This I gotta hear!
(Cut to the Professors lab once more, as Brain is looking over plans; we hear the
sound of laughter coming from the living room upstairs. Brain blinks a bit at this, then
shakes his head and goes back to work...)
(Fade to the next morning, and to the exterior of none other than the villains
lair...which of course is none other than Mojos Volcano Mountain Observatory.
Inside, we see that the villains have made plans for how to conquer Townsville....)
STEWIE: Now then, lets see.... did you install the stolen devices into the
MOJO: Of course. I am quite proud of my innovative design techniques into making this
device activate and work.
STEWIE: Why, thank you. Now then, weve also managed to program into
Griffinos myriad of talents the various powers of those three Girls....which should
give those rodents quite a surprise, I dare say, HA! Finally, youve made plans for
how to lure them into the open, correct?
MOJO: That is correct. Creating a diversion with this mighty android should be
STEWIE: Good. Then that just leaves one last thing to take care of... Griffino, execute
special command sequence Bad Monkey, Bad Monkey.
MOJO: (Surprised look) Huh?
GRIFFINO: Of course, sir. (Turns toward Mojo)
MOJO: (Surprised) *What is going on*?! (Griffino picks up Mojo and carries him toward
STEWIE: Oh, I guess I forgot to mention the part where I turn on you and use all your
work for my own benefit, did I? Hmm? Well, so *sorry*, but I dont plan on co-ruling
Townsville and the world with someone that swings from a tire and eats ticks... (chuckles)
MOJO: (Outraged) This is an *OUTRAGE*! And I must insist that I *DO NOT* eat ticks,
bugs, insects, or any other form of small creatures such as ticks, bugs, and inse---
STEWIE: (Cutting Mojo off) *Please,* do us all a favor and take some speech lessons,
hmm? That repeating what you just said in a different way schtick is getting
MOJO: (Enraged) You will *PAY* for coming into the lair of *Mojo Jojo*, and stealing
the lair of *Mojo Jojo* from him, and *using* the lair of *Mojo Jojo* to carry out the
plan that *I*, Mojo Jojo---
STEWIE: (Annoyed) Yes, yes, whatever. Say hello to *Magilla* and *Lancelot Link* for
me, Bonzo... (motions for Griffino to dispose of Mojo, and Griffino does so, drop-kicking
the simian and sending Mojo hurtling far into Townsvilles suburbs...)
STEWIE: Well, now that thats taken care of, time to get this show on the
*road*... (Hears his watch beeping) Well, this afternoon, I suppose. Im due for a
nap, feeding, and watching that delightful Passions melodrama on television.
But by tonight, this *town* will be mine! Griffino---prepare some formula for me. And make
sure that ape left some microwave popcorn in the refrigerator...our friend
Beppo the Super-Chump ate as if food was going out of fashion... (makes a face). (Griffino
exits the room to comply with Stewies requests....orchestra music plays)
NARRATOR: Why, that double-crossing little *brat*! Of all the dirty, underhanded things
Mojo did, he *never* did anything like *this*! It almost makes me want to---
STEWIE: (Aiming his ray gun at the camera) To do *what*, you second-rate Rocky
and Bullwinkle reject?!
NARRATOR: Erm, ah, well---never mind. Hmph... (nervously) Meanwhile, whats become
of that vile simian?
(We see Mojos landed flat on his face somewhere in Pokey Oaks...he gets up, and
dusts himself off, including the large robot footprint on his rear. He growls toward the
direction of the city...)
MOJO: (Shaking his fists) CURSE THAT LITTLE BRAT! I SHALL DESTROY HIM FOR THIS BETRAYAL
AND TREACHERY!!! (Breathes hard, then calms down) But *how*? He has the means to easily
defeat me now that he has the plans to defeat everyone that I have helped create... and I
am here with no means of undoing the plan that I helped him to do! (Looks around the Pokey
Oaks suburban tract housing, and suddenly realizes something) But *wait*! Two of those
three rodents that that malevolent infant mentioned apparently have the intellectual
capacities to possibly help a great and brilliant mind such as myself devise a *means* of
stopping his evil plan! *Yes*! But unfortunately, they were last seen in the company of
those Girls...and that likely means they are *with* those Girls, in the Girls home
in which those Girls dwell...which unfortunately means having to *visit* those insolent
Girls! (Close-up of his face) *Currrr-ses*... But, I have no choice! Only Professor
Utoniums laboratory shall have the equipment that I will need to get my revenge
against that juvenile infant Stewie... (Begins walking off...)
NARRATOR: Well, well, well...looks as if our monkey menace is in need of the
*Girls* help for a change! What a bizarre turning of the tables! Wonder what
theyll make of this...
(Cut to the Utonium houses interior, where we see that all are present in the
living room; apparently, the Professor and Brain are taking a brief break from working on
the upgrades to Stocktron.)
BRAIN: This is taking much longer than anticipated---if we dont get Stocktron
finished in time, that thumb-sucking infant Stewie will be calling himself mayor of
Townsville by *tonight*!
BLOSSOM: Well, wish we could help, but we dont know much about robotics...
PROFESSOR: Thats OK, Blossom...you three girls support of us is all the
help we need.
BUTTERCUP: Yeah, as long as it doesnt involve produce...or maybe Brain here would
rather use country music! (She snickers, as do the others)
BUBBLES: (Laughing) Pinky and Billie told us last night about a bunch of your failed
BUTTERCUP: (Laughing) Yeah...and to think I thought you mightve been a threat,
but after I heard about some of your plans....! (Laughs some more)
BRAIN: (Annoyed) How nice of you to tell me that...considering its my track
record were partially relying on to devise a means of *defeating* Griffino.
BUTTERCUP: (Stops laughing) Heh, heh....erm, sorry, Brain, its just
that...that... (thinks of something) *Giant stereo speakers playing the sound of dripping
water*?! (Laughs some more, as do the others)
BRAIN: (Frowns) Nice to see you three are behaving your age, and arent
appreciative of my various intellectual talents...
BLOSSOM: (Stops laughing) Oh, cmon, Brain, were just kidding! Cant
you take a joke?
BILLIE: Uh, no, he cant. (Giggles, but sees Brain growing more and more
aggravated) OK, OK, Eggy! Were sorry... we know youve been working hard on
Stocktron and all...
BRAIN: (Still annoyed) *Yes*, I have... and its *extremely* difficult work
between just yourself, me, and the Professor. Besides, its not as if any extra
assistance is just going to knock on the door...
(Brains rant is cut off by a knock on the front door, startling all of them; the
Professor goes to the door to answer it. Upon opening it, we find standing there is none
HEROES: (Gasping) *MOJO JOJO*?!?
(With an appropriate musical stinger, and a triple zooming-in-and-out
effect, we see Mojo himself standing on the front porch, with a blank stare on his face,
all a la his appearance at the Utonium doorstep in Child Fearing.)
BUTTERCUP: (Gasps) Maybe we were wrong about Brain being harmless about taking over the
world after all! Mojo must be working with Brain! (Grabs Brain in her hand,
then zooms forward to try laying a few punches on Mojerk. However, before she
gets to the door, Mojo yells loudly STOP!, actually causing her to stop in
MOJO: As amazing as it may be for you to believe, I am *NOT* here to destroy you, or
try to end your lives, or kill you...
OTHERS: *Huh*?! (Buttercup drops Brain onto the floor, with Brain grunting...)
MOJO: Rather, I am in need of assistance to stop that little monster known as Stewie
Griffin, and his *big* monster known as Griffino! And that shall require the help
of---*THOSE TWO*! (Points at Brain and Billie; the music reaches a crescendo)
BRAIN: Oh, *please*. Why should *I* help some vile simian such as...
(Brains complaint is interrupted as we suddenly hear the Hotline ring; pan over
to see its sitting on a desk within the same room. Blossom answers it)
BLOSSOM: Hello? Mayor?
(Cut to the Mayors office; hes in his usual state of panic. Miss Bellum
stands next to him, with both of them looking out the window. Outside, we see Griffino is
wreaking all manner of havoc in downtown Townsville.)
MAYOR: (Panicked) This is the mayor! Theres some sort of unstoppable robot with a
football-shaped head destroying the town! And it isnt even *football season* yet!
BLOSSOM: Were on our way! (Hangs up) Girls, it looks like Griffinos back,
and hes creating trouble in Townsville! Cmon, lets go!
BUTTERCUP: Nothin doin! Im staying here to deal with *Mojerk*!
BLOSSOM: Hmm...well, you do have a good point. And we dont know for sure if
Griffino attacking is due to Mojo. OK, you stay here---Bubbles and I will try to stall
Griffino until you guys get here with Stocktron! (Blossom and Bubbles take off...)
(Cut to one explanation (and Buttercup apologizing to Brain for her accusations) later,
inside the Utonium living room...)
MOJO: (Finishing his explanation of recent events)...and therefore, I found myself
forced to come to you for assistance. I gather you are likely trying to prepare your own
robot to engage in battle against Griffino. I can assure you, unless you use my
assistance, there shall be minimal chance of success.
BUTTERCUP: (Eyebrow raised) Oh, yeah? Well, I...
PROFESSOR: Hold it, Buttercup. You remember what happened at the convention center,
dont you? The three of you alone were actually held at bay by Griffino. Perhaps as
hard as it is to believe, Mojo may be telling the truth for once.
BUTTERCUP: Uh-huh. (Glares at Mojo)
MOJO: Of course...do you really believe I would have reason to come here for assistance
otherwise if I were not capable of handling that infant myself, which Im sure I
would, if I had access to my Observatory, which that infant has thrown me out of, thereby
denying me access to it so I can handle the infant...
BRAIN: Yes, yes. (Rolls his eyes) Now then, about Stewies *plan*...
MOJO: Yes...the plan. One which *I* put much work into devising so I could destroy the
Powerpuff Girls, until....
BILLIE: Erm, we dont have time for this. The *plan*.
MOJO: (Frowning) Hmph. Very well, then, Miss Billie. Do you by any chance recall some
stolen property from your ACME Labs?
BILLIE: (Gasps) That was *YOU* that stole that stuff?!
BRAIN: But *why*?! Especially considering the distance between Townsville and New York
MOJO: ACME Labs was the only suitable place I could identify as having the appropriate
and sufficient-in-quality equipment I needed. As you know, those parts could serve as
potential use for a multitude of purposes, but for *our* purposes, it served as the use
for a new type of weapon... one meant to *detain* and possibly eventually *destroy* the
BUTTERCUP: (Smirks) Uh-huh.
MOJO: (In lecture mode) As you know, the Girls powers can mostly be divided into
two major components: energy-based powers, such as their energy blasts and sensory ones...
BILLIE: You know, heat vision, x-ray vision, super-hearing, stuff like that...
PINKY: Oh, OK, POIT!
MOJO: ...and also, their physical based powers, such as speed, flight, and strength.
Our plan was simple: using the stolen parts from your ACME Labs, we have constructed
within my Observatory a gravity-generating device, capable of delivering a concentrated
burst of intense gravity to any spot within Townsville!
BUTTERCUP: (Skeptical) Gravity...big deal. Isnt that stuff all around us?
Besides, we can *fly*, monkey-boy.
MOJO: (Raising a finger) *Ah*, but in this case, the gravity the device generates is
*so intense* it will even cancel out the mighty physical powers that you and your sisters
possess! Once trapped within its field, you will be in effect no stronger or faster than
any of us without superpowers within this room! Let alone even being able to *fly*...
BUTTERCUP: (Gasps in shock, then realizes something) Hey, wait a minute...that
wont matter as long as we have our heat vision and stuff...
MOJO: Ah, yes, we saw fit to take care of that as well. With some retooling of my
anti-Powerpuff Girls ray (holds up a picture of the ray from Mo
Job), we managed to attach it to the gravity-generating device, sending alongside
the gravity-generating rays an extremely weakened electromagnetic form of... *Antidote X*!
(Orchestra music: dum-dum-duuummm....)
BUTTERCUP: The stuff that can *take away our powers*?!? Why, you... (Professor holds
MOJO: Not in the weak dose this provides...rather, it shall merely serve to weaken you
enough so that you wont be able to use any extra-sensory powers, thereby canceling
out your heat vision.
BUTTERCUP: So that means that if Blossom and Bubbles are caught by that ray-thing,
theyre gonna lose *all* their superpowers!
MOJO: Yes....and after which, Stewie plans to use Griffino to establish his own rule
over Townsville, and eventually, (his eyes widening) the *WORLD*!
BRAIN: Over my *dead body*! *I* am the worlds rightful ruler, and I wont
let that upstart diaper-wearer steal that from me...
MOJO: Since I wish to rule the world, that is, have everyone answer to me, I have a
role in stopping this infantile baby as well.
PINKY: Um, but how come you arent trying to destroy the Girls with your
laser-baster thingies, or something, NARF?
MOJO: After this temporary alliance, I *will* revert to my usual goals....but not
before taking out that infant. Especially since with the gravity-generator, he could
possibly extend its field of influence to include not just the Girls, but also various
other denizens of Townsville who try to resist him, *including* myself! Having my bones
crushed to a painful and pain-filled pulp is not a desire of mine...
PROFESSOR: (Pensive) Well then, I suppose we dont have much of a choice, now, do
BILLIE: Yeah....looks like were all gonna be working together on this one...
BUTTERCUP: (Glaring at Mojo) Hmph...
MOJO: I do not like it any more than you do, Buttercup....but it appears I have no
BILLIE: Well, we *do* still have the element of surprise....plus, the fact that Stewie
doesnt know that Buttercups still here.
BRAIN: True. Now, come....to the Professors lab to finish Stocktron!
(Fade to a short time later...we see the Professor, Brain, Billie, and Mojo are all
working on various parts of the robot. Pinky is playing with a few pieces of wiring, while
Buttercup is sternly watching over this whole affair to ensure that Mojo doesnt try
to pull anything. We see Brain and Mojo are looking over computer diagrams for some aspect
BRAIN: The next step should be to ensure that there is sufficient armor plating for
Stocktrons torso...for this, I believe industrial-strength titanium is in order.
MOJO: Hmph...only if you do not mind your rodent friends attending your funeral! From
my experiences battling the Powerpuffs, I know that that is clearly not adequate
shielding, let alone against the might and mightiness of Griffinos super-powers...
BRAIN: Well, excuse me...but I *do* know *something* about robotics.
MOJO: (Looking at the still-blackened-area that was short-circuited earlier, and emits
a brief laugh) From the looks of this, I gather not very *much*...
BRAIN: Oh, *ho*? Well, I do consider myself a great scientific mind, despite such a
small setback...besides, Ive done some research before coming to Townsville about
*your* past exploits into science, and at least I can say that Im not forced to
perform *my* experiments from behind the walls of a *prison,* let alone utilizing the most
*unscientific* equipment to do so...
MOJO: (Eyes widening briefly) The *Rowdyruff Boys*?! I was merely forced to make do
with what I *had*! Besides, it did work...unlike all of *your* attempts to conquer the
world through ludicrous and therefore silly means such as giant clothes dryers! The
feasibility of the size of the lint trap *alone* would make the idea of such a device
grossly improbable. (Brain frowns) Yes, I did research into *your* exploits too, thanks to
the information that Stewie provided me.
BRAIN: (Now very ticked off, and with heavy sarcasm) Oh, I see--just the fact that it
*worked* is all that matters. Then perhaps instead of using this nice computer equipment
and chemicals, youd prefer something more to the speed of an insect-eating primate
such as yourself---like the toilet upstairs. Im sure we can find some dead snails
and Ty-D-Bowl for you to use...
PINKY: (Hearing this, and holding up a supermarket sales flyer) Ooooh, and theyre
having a sale on toilet cleanser products at Malphs this week too, NARF!
MOJO: (Now also angry) WHAT?! Ill have you know that the mere *fact* that I was
able to conjure up three forms of life from such crude and primitive means *surely*
outdoes your need to rely on miscellaneous and spare household and laboratory items to
create just *one* clone, let alone what materials you were forced to rely on when you were
ensconced for a period of time within the household and home of some red-headed
animal-loving little girl! Plus, it is a *misbelief* that I actually eat ticks, insects,
or other forms of life such as bugs! In fact, with what I know about the general lack of
quality standards for what goes into those food pellets you consume so
heartily, it is *YOU* who is the one who is consuming insects and bugs on a regular basis!
PINKY: Mmmm...I thought I tasted something all earthwormy in that last batch, POIT!
(Billie and the Professor are frowning at each other by this point)
PROFESSOR: (Whispering, as the argument goes on) Does Brain often get this....agitated?
BILLIE: (Whispering) Yeah...afraid so. Probably one of the zillion reasons why his
efforts for trying to take over the world always end in failure...
PROFESSOR: (Whispering) But if they always end in *failure*, then why do you continue
to help him?
BILLIE: (Whispering) Well, he *is* a friend... no matter what far-fetched things it is
that he does. Plus, if he *does* actually succeed, well, he *will* need someone around to
make sure he does the right thing...uhm, does this Mojo guy even *have* any friends?
PROFESSOR: (Whispering) Not really, it seems... occasional partners-in-crime, but no
real friends so far as I know.
BILLIE: (Whispering) Too bad for him...maybe its one reason he seems so easily
agitated. (Sees Brain yelling some more; rolls her eyes) Or maybe its just an ego
(Pan back to Brain...)
BRAIN: I cant believe you insist on arguing this...
MOJO: Indeed. Let us proceed to get this work done, so we can work on getting to work
at stopping that wretched brat. Hmm... (sees something on the computer screen) It would be
far simpler to merely adjust this power coupling and servo for optimum power conservation
for Stocktrons systems...along with rewriting a small portion of Stocktrons
operating system programming to accommodate the change...
BRAIN: (Still on guard) Oh, *really*? (Mojo makes the adjustments; the computer display
reads: Power system reserves increased by 97%) (Brains expression
changes to a much less hostile one) Hmm...I have to admit that thats rather
BILLIE: (Looking at the display) Yeah, no kidding...even *I* wouldnt have thought
MOJO: Why, thank you... I suppose I have developed a few such similar ideas for use in
my own various Robo-Jojos...
BRAIN: (Pointing to it) But I can think of any number of individuals and companies that
would pay good money for a power conservation idea such as this---laptop computer
manufacturers, or even electric power plants! (A bit fascinated) This could very well have
a major impact on even the way energy resources are utilized by the country...or the
*world*...it seems a waste to merely let it languish, save for use as part of some petty
grudge against the Powerpuff Girls...
MOJO: (Now annoyed again) *WHAT*?! There is *NOTHING* that is remotely and even vaguely
petty about my grudge against those wretched Girls! (The Professor and Buttercup eye each
other nervously) The Professor ignored my brilliance once those Girls came along, as did
the rest of Townsville, and thus, leave me no choice but to make them *PAY*!
BRAIN: Hmph... I empathize with having your intellect ignored by the world at large.
But I fail to see what is to be gained from using that intellect to commit various acts of
robbery, terrorism, and above all else, trying to kill three five-year-old girls...
MOJO: (Still angry) There is *EVERYTHING* to gain from the destruction of the Girls!
Without them, I can prove to all that *I* am the superior being in town, and also be able
to *conquer* the town, and make the *town* obey my every *WILL* due to my genius!
BRAIN: (Disgusted) Hmph... some genius. If youve ever read *any*
history, you should know that those who got to their positions of power through such
bloodthirsty tactics are usually looked down upon by historians...
MOJO: (Tightening a bolt on Stocktron) Bah! Dont try to lecture *me* about the
unethical nature of using brutal tactics, Brain... you yourself have not been
above the use of physical coercion in what Ive learned of your past plans. I seem to
recall something about using giant mutant mutated vegetables to terrorize humans with...
not to mention that Stewie himself told me that he once used old dialogue of yours as part
of a plan of his once (* - in Warner Academy 2.); if I recall clearly,
you once said during a failed bid for the presidency, that is, the commander-in-chief, of
the United States of America, surrender quietly and no one will be hurt.
BRAIN: (Wincing at this) Well, yes, I *did* say that line, I admit...
(Upon hearing this, Buttercups expression changes to a stern one)
BRAIN: (Continuing) ...but its one Ive since regretted saying. I admit
sometimes my tactics havent been the most elegant-minded ones, and I *have* lost my
temper on more than one occasion...but that doesnt change the fact that Ive
never even remotely *entertained* the idea of permanently physically imperiling or harming
someone, let alone *killing them*. Even plans that caused some amount of discomfort in the
public, such as magnetizing everyone with change in their pockets to the ground, would
merely have been on a temporary basis---long enough to have established rule; as soon as I
was installed in office, Id have freed everyone. But with run-ins with a
manipulative demonic force...
PROFESSOR: (Interrupting) A demonic force? You mean...Him?
(Points to a picture on an old copy of the Townsville Times thats been
spread out on the work bench, with Hims photo on it; Brain eyes it, and scratches
BRAIN: Erm, not quite, Professor. The demonic entity Pinky and I encountered on
Halloween on one occasion appeared as being more, well, masculine-looking.
(Back to Mojo) But anyway, my point is, between dealing with dark forces where I was
tempted to hand over Pinkys soul in exchange for world rule, a brief and regrettable
stint as the spokesperson for a tobacco company, and seeing how that brat Stewie wishes to
brutally run things in his favor if he took over the world, makes me realize that as much
as I wish to rule the world, theres *nothing* about global rule that would make it
worth the sacrifice of even *one* life. And with Billie and Pinky as my cohorts, they
would certainly never allow me to cross that kind of line.
PINKY: You go girl, NARF!
(Buttercups facial expression changes to a more pleased one...)
MOJO: Hmph...well, I do not need to *kill* the Girls to accomplish my goal, but merely
ensure that they never are in a position, that is, capable of, being able to stop me! And
if it means having to *destroy* them to accomplish my goals, then so be it...
BRAIN: (Adjusting a few circuits in an exposed part of Stocktron while talking) Exactly
my point, Mojo. Even if you did manage to kill the Powerpuff Girls in order to achieve the
goal of making yourself ruler of Townsville, I fail to see what comfort that would bring
you. (Voice rising) Being the ruler of a city that at best would be merely miserable, and
at worst, fear and loathe you amongst other things is bad enough, but the *murder* of
three *five year olds* to accomplish that dubious position of power?! (Sounding a bit more
emotional) And that somehow, *somehow*, youd actually manage to be able to *live
with yourself* and *sleep at night* for as long as you lived, knowing what youd
*done*?! (Shakes his head) That I cannot fathom at all... and, despite my more stoic
tendencies, I *do* find that rather...sad, to say the least.
MOJO: (Angered) *SAD*?! As in, *NOT HAPPY*?!? What is sad, Brain, is that
those three Powerpuffs have thwarted my plans time and again, not to mention the world at
larges mistreatment of me and my person! You yourself, from my perusal of
Stewies records, have apparently felt remorse that the world doesnt appreciate
your *own* intellect!
BRAIN: Yes, I have...but that doesnt translate into the desire to avenge the
worlds injustice towards this oversight through such bloodthirsty means. (Sighs) The
worst part is, you seem to have the capacity to do the world a great deal of *good* if you
wanted... as much as it pains me to admit, with your scientific prowess and whatnot, you
*yourself* could rise to the position of power you want with an appreciative public
enjoying your various innovations. But apparently, youve made your choices in life,
and chose to follow your current destructive path. (Picks up with both hands a soldering
iron and walks toward the back of Stocktron) I believe I dont have anything further
to add to this discussion, so let us complete getting Stocktron prepared for the Final
Confrontation with Mr. Griffin.
MOJO: (Scowls) Bah... it is evident youre too wimpy, and therefore, weak to ever
become an effective world ruler! Small wonder it is *I* who shall someday achieve that
goal, instead of you!
BRAIN: (While soldering) A true *world leader* would know how to use strength wisely,
not in a foolish and juvenile manner....while I do hope to be a forceful and influential
ruler, I also wish to have humanity enjoy the splendors of my reign. Ruling over a world
full of miserable, angry denizens would among other things, be counterproductive to
staying in office...that is, unless I was eager to become victim of an assassination.
(Sets the soldering iron down, but it falls from its position and topples to the floor.)
(Brains about to go get it, but we see a hand reach down and pick it
back up for him....Brain looks to see the hand belongs to...)
BRAIN: (Raises an eyebrow) Buttercup?
BUTTERCUP: (Nervously) Erm, yeah....you, uh, dropped this.
BRAIN: (Takes the soldering iron) Well, thank you... erm, does this mean youre no
longer suspicious of my intentions, especially after what happened when Mojo first showed
up at the door?
BUTTERCUP: Um...well... (acting tough) Yeah, yeah, whatever... lets
not be mushy, OK?!
BRAIN: Ill take that for what I assume you actually meant to say... now
lets all hurry. Weve got a *robot* to finish...and that we
includes *you*, Mojo. This may be your one rare chance to actually do something *good* for
MOJO: (Grumbles) Bah... only in the sense of accomplishing my revenge against Stewie.
BRAIN: Then so be it... (resumes soldering)
NARRATOR: Ah, all seems to finally be going well with our friends and evil monkey
enemy...but *WAIT*---what of Bubbles and Blossom?! Lets turn back the clock to a few
moments earlier, and see---
(Back to several moments ago, where we see Bubbles and Blossom streaking toward the
city. We see that Griffino is indeed raising a ruckus in downtown Townsville; people run
screaming, cars are being overturned, etc. We see Griffino using his laser vision to blast
various holes in the sides of buildings, freezing the Talking Dog [whos sniffing a
fire hydrant] in a burst of freeze breath, and so forth.)
BLOSSOM: There he is!
BUBBLES: But Blossom, howre we going to stop him? Hes so *powerful*...
BLOSSOM: Well, the bigger they are, the *harder they fall*...
BUBBLES: That sounds like something Buttercup would say...
BLOSSOM: Yeah, well, shes not here right now, so I guess that sort of filled in
for her... come on!
(They zoom down toward Griffino; Griffino sees them approach)
GRIFFINO: (still with his Brainiac voice) Bubbles...Buttercup. One
Powerpuff Girl is missing; this shall make engaging in battle 33.3% easier.
(Bubbles approaches Griffinos rear side, and emits a laser blast at his rear...
Griffino turns, and emits a combination of both a laser-blast and a PPG-style energy hand
blast...this causes Bubbles to become paralyzed in mid-air, and screaming in agony.
Shes about to pass out, when Griffinos head is punched by none other than
Blossom. Briefly stopping his attack, Griffino turns his attention towards Blossom.)
GRIFFINO: A foolish endeavor, Blossom... especially since my computerized intellectual
capacities can easily calculate what your next line of attack shall be, despite your
battle strategy skills.
BLOSSOM: Oh, yeah? *Bubbles*, *NOW*!
(We see Bubbles emit another laser-eye blast, while Blossom tries to use her freeze
breath. Griffino is briefly stunned, but dodges out of the way using super-speed. Griffino
then hovers in mid-air, before he emits a sonic energy burst from his mouth, briefly
stunning Bubbles. We then see something emerge from one compartment on his wrist...what
appears to be some sort of glowing rope, with which he uses to ensnare Blossom in. Blossom
finds herself unable to get free..)
BLOSSOM: Wha...what the...I cant...free myself!!
GRIFFINO: Of course not. This is a simulation of Wonder Womans magic
lariat...which of course is unbreakable by even the likes of Superman---let alone *you*.
BLOSSOM: (Still struggling to free herself) Since when did...Stewie...know...magic?!
GRIFFINO: Actually, rather than mystical forces, Mr. Griffin utilized an advanced,
unique microscopic nanite/polymer combination to create this rope...which
through tapping into its victims nervous system, will allow me to learn what you are
planning. So please tell me so I may relay it to Mr. Griffin---what plan of attack are
your cohorts planning?
BUBBLES: (Rubbing her head) No...dont tell him, Blossom...
NARRATOR: No! Dont tell him, Blossom! Oh, curse you, Griffino!
BLOSSOM: (Unable to resist the truth-telling forces of the lariat)
Unable...to...resist...(sighs) Brains planning on upgrading a robot of his to stop
you! (Bubbles gasps)
GRIFFINO: A *robot*...how intriguing. (Releases Blossom from his rope, causing her to
land on the ground; Bubbles joins her sister)
BUBBLES: Are you OK?
BLOSSOM: Yeah...Im OK. (Eyes Griffino) But the Tin Man here
*wont* be! Come on! Lets go!
(The girls are about to do so, but we suddenly see a clear, beige-colored energy beam
of some sort strike the area theyre standing in; as they leap into the air, they
soon crash back into the ground.)
BUBBLES: Whats happened?
BLOSSOM: (Tries jumping up, but is unable to hop any further than a normal person would
be able to) Bubbles---weve....weve lost the ability to *fly*! (Tries running
at super speed, but runs at a normal pace) And theres no speed powers, either!
(Bubbles tries her laser-beam blasts, but it doesnt work...)
BUBBLES: Blossom...my eye powers dont work! Whats happened to us?
(Orchestra music: dum-dum-duuuuummm....)
: *NORMAL*?! Oh, good heavens....thats---*AWFUL*!
STEWIES VOICE: (Coming from Griffino) Normal? Hardly....considering
the two of you look like rejects from a second-rate black-velvet painting being sold at a
flea market! HA!
BLOSSOM: (Angry) You must be *Stewie*!
STEWIE: (VO) Guilty as charged... (chuckles) I do love this telescope and
audio-amplifying spy microphone of Mojos observatory... very useful, indeed. So, how
do you like my high-gravity, Antidote-X-radiation beam? Guaranteed to cancel out the
powers of any Powerpuffs caught in its path---it also makes for a nice de facto
destructo ray, too! (Aims a second beam at a nearby car, which gets crushed by
the intense gravity; a third beam blasts a hole in the side of a building) So, lets
see...the two of you are trapped, which leaves merely three rodent lab rejects and your
equally-freakish-looking tomboy of a sister to come to your aid, *with* the help of an
upgraded robot that last I heard looked like it shouldve been left
beside the curb for trash pickup! HA! So, it looks like Ill be running this sorry
excuse for a city before long....and soon, the *WORLD*! (Laughs maniacally) I suppose all
thats left to do now is to *wait*...in the *MAYORS OFFICE*! Come, Griffino,
lets go check out my new digs! Oh, and dont bother trying to outrun the field
of my ray, Girls...its designed to automatically track you no matter where you run!
Ta-ta! (The Girls angrily grit their teeth and sit down on the ground...)
NARRATOR: Oh, that little devil...I just hope Brain hurries up and finishes repairing
that robot of his!
(Cut to the mayors office...we see the Mayors watching this initial battle
going on outside the window)
MAYOR: Why are those Girls just sitting there?! Is it time for their nap already?
MISS BELLUM: Sir, I think the Girls might be in trouble...
(We suddenly see Griffino crash through the ceiling of the mayors office; we also
see walking through the door is Stewie himself...)
MAYOR: (Surprised) Who--whore you?!
STEWIE: Stewie, Stewie Griffin....former child TV star, Emmy® winner, oh, yes, and
YOUR NEW MAYOR!! Griffino.... (Griffino grabs both Miss Bellum and the Mayor, knocking off
the Mayors hat in the process, and at super-speed locks the both of them into the
Townsville city jail down the street...he returns to the office just as swiftly. We see
Stewie put the Mayors hat on his head, with the usual floating just above the
head PPG animation effect.)
STEWIE: Rather rakish looking, I *dare* say! (Smirks) Wont be long now, Griffino,
before those vermin come in their little toy... (kicks back in the
Mayors chair, and smiles) Hmm... make me some sandwiches and get me a bottle of
milk, would you? I need something to eat before engaging in another one of these Final
Confrontation things---you know, for some reason, they always make me *hungry*.
NARRATOR: Well, while Stewie satiates his stomach, lets swing back to the cellar
where the sinister simian and other scholars are sweeping up after their swell anti-Stewie
session! Boy, try saying *that* three times fast...
(Cut back to the Utonium house, in the cellar; we see that the finished robot is under
a large sheet... the mice, Buttercup, Mojo, and the Professor all stand back to look at
PINKY: Naaaarf...what a neat-looking sheet! Stewie and Griffino would never think that
theyd be stopped by bedroom drapery, TROZ!
BRAIN: Pinky, our weapon *isnt* the sheet...the robot under the sheet is what
were using against those two. (Pulls the sheet off with some effort) Behold... the
new and improved *STOCKTRON*!
(We see that it *is* a new-and-improved Stocktron; instead of being all junk, his
components are now mostly refined-looking, with a very high-tech look. Stocktrons
covered with a refined plate of armor that gleams in the light, while his arms, instead of
being junky-looking, look a bit like a cross between one of Brains mechanical
creations and one of Mojos robots. We see that theres a mouse-sized seat on
each one of his shoulders, along with one in the center of the robots chest itself,
each one within a clear domed enclosure. The robots head resembles a robotic version
of Brains face, and with a button Brain presses on the robot, it pulls open to
reveal a large seating area with controls similar to those of the three mouse-sized seats.
A few parts of the robot gleam in the light.)
BUTTERCUP: (In awe) *Wow.* This..is....cool.
PROFESSOR: (Also in awe) Yeah...guess it kind of is... (shakes his head) Er, I mean, as
you can see, between the propulsion systems, reinforced armor, and weapons systems I
adapted from Dynamos design schematics, the upgrades weve made to Stocktron
should allow for sufficient protection and offensive tactics against the myriad of talents
Griffino offers... (nervous) I *hope*.
MOJO: (Eyes briefly widening) Yes...and also, the robot is capable of being operated
from the separate seating compartments; the head compartment offers room to seat either
these three rodents, or one simian such as myself, being a chimpanzee...
BILLIE: It also has the ability to split into four separate sections---to make it
easier to divide and conquer against the likes of Stewie!
BRAIN: Finally, the feature that will be of main aid against defeating Griffino.... (we
see Brain climb into the torsos seating compartment, and press a button; we see
emerging from a port within Stocktrons chest area is a thick cable...) This
combination data/electrical cable will interface with the lower torso access port that
Mojo says Griffino has, which allows Griffino to recharge at regular intervals and access
Stewies computer systems as an alternative to a wireless link. We shall simply
connect with Griffinos access port, access his computer systems via the passwords
Mojo has provided, and shut down his system by draining Griffinos power, thereby
deactivating that mechanical monster.
PINKY: *Narf*, Brain....but wont it be dangerous if we have to get *that* close
BRAIN: Yes, Pinky...but would you rather see Stewie take over Townsville? (Pinky shakes
his head no) Thats what I thought...
BUTTERCUP: (Gleeful) This...looks...so...*COOL*! (Grins, then it quickly fades as she
realizes the seriousness of the situation) I mean, I cant wait for us to go out
there and kick that metal bad guys butt!! (Makes punching motions in mid-air) Just
lemme at ‘em.... *Ill* reboot his system!
BRAIN: I appreciate the eagerness, Buttercup....and youll have your chance, I
suspect; Stewie is known for using rather hardball battle tactics, and even with the five
of us and your two sisters help, this wont be an easy fight. (To the other two
mice) Now suit up...weve got a Final Confrontation to attend. (Orchestra music
hits a crescendo)
NARRATOR: Ooooh, the Final Confrontation! I sure hope we see that metal monster
and infant monster get whats coming to them....or that the good guys (gulp) survive!
(Fade to a few moments later; we see emerging from behind the orange, original-model
clamshell-style iBook on the Professors desk are the lab mice; theyre
all dressed in their anime character costumes, complete with the oversized
eyes. We see Brain is having the Professor installing a video camera within
PINKY: Brain, whats the Professor doing?
BRAIN: Thats Optimus Brain, Pinky...while we are battling that brat,
I do plan on making *part* of our original goal in coming to Townsville try to pay off.
Im installing onboard cameras within Stocktrons torso that will record our
every action. And once we use the footage of us in action to sell to an anime show
producer, well be on our way to building a fan following that will allow us to
eventually become *rulers of the world*!
BUTTERCUP: *Thats* your taking-over-the-world *plan*?! (We see the Professor and
Buttercup stare at each other briefly, then break down into laughter; Pinky and Billie
smirk a bit, while Brain looks annoyed.)
BRAIN: And just *what* is wrong with that *plan*?!
BUTTERCUP: (Between laughs) Oh, *nothing*...just that, well, take over the world
through being on some stupid-sounding *TV show*--- (laughs some more) Oh, sorry, Brain....
PROFESSOR: (Wiping a tear from his eye) Yes, me too... (sighs)
BRAIN: (Still somewhat annoyed) *Very well, then*...
MOJO: (Smirks) Indeed....what a ridiculous and ludicrous plan...now *I* would---
BRAIN: Save it, Mojo...we dont have time for another debate on ethics or modus
operandi... (puts on his helmet) Now *come*...lets *move out*.
(We soon see the mice in each separate compartment---Brain in the torso section, Billie
and Pinky in separate sections on each shoulder---and Mojo seated in the head; we also see
that our view has changed to a letterbox view, with black bars at the top and
bottom of the screen [itll stay this way through the whole Final
BILLIE: (waving to Pinky in his compartment) Too bad Mojos up in the head;
otherwise, Pinky and I could be a lot more effective in the main compartment,
BRAIN: (Rolls his eyes and gags) Please, Billie, some of us want to get actual *work*
done, not worry about your, ahem, socialization desires...
BILLIE: (Frowning) Hmph... spoilsport.
BRAIN: (Doing a systems check) Structural integrity systems... *on*. Power systems...at
BILLIE: Laser cannons....on standby. Propulsion systems.... *on*.
PINKY: (staring at his control panel) Ooooh, whats *this* button-thingy do? (He
sees on the viewscreen in his console reading Anime Action Sequence Language
Options: Off; English (dubbed); Japanese (with English subtitles). Pinky
accidentally presses the third option....)
BRAIN: (Now speaking in Japanese; we see subtitles on the bottom of the screen.)
<Backup power--- (realizes somethings amiss) Pinky...did you just activate the
language translator option?>
PINKY: (Also in Japanese, as everyone else will be for the rest of the Final
BRAIN: (Sighs) <Never mind.... that option was to satisfy the foreign markets and
make our show more appealing to hardcore anime purists, by translating everything within a
two-mile range of Stocktron into Japanese. But no time to worry about that
now---weve got work to do.>
PROFESSOR: <Good luck, all of you... including you, Buttercup.>
BUTTERCUP: <Yes, Professor. As the stars are my guide, I shall endeavor to triumph
(All blink and stare at her)
BUTTERCUP: <Sorry...its this stupid anime-language-translator-thingamajig! It
made me sound like one of those dumb manga comics Bubbles likes!>
BRAIN: <Very well....let us take off. Prepare for lift-off!>
(Cut to an outside shot of the house; we soon see emerging from behind the house is the
flying form of Stocktron, courtesy of its propulsion boots. We also see Buttercup flying
alongside the robot. They all head for downtown Townsville...)
NARRATOR: The *Mayors* Office!
(Fade to the Mayors office; we see Stewies finished eating, and is standing
on a desk, pointing out to Griffino his future line of action on a globe.)
STEWIE: And after we take over Washington, DC, Ill use the might of our
nations nuclear arsenal to reduce those rats ACME Labs to *rubble*! No,
scratch that---I understand a certain red-headed animal-loving girl that Brain briefly
stayed with would *love* to have her precious-wecious mousey-wouseys back,
heh-heh. Or maybe I should nuke all of Burbank back to the Stone Age, and thus reduce
those (now talks in Japanese) <wretched Warner siblings to irradiated chunks of matter!
HA! (Realizes his language change) What the deuce?! Why am I suddenly imitating someone
out of a Godzilla movie? Must be the doing of that accursed Brain....which must mean
hes somewhere close by!> (Looks out the window, and sees a robot approaching,
with the flying figure of Buttercup...)
STEWIE: <I see hes upgraded his little toy as reported... it
appears Brain wishes to begin the Final Confrontation. Though I really wish he
wasnt in such a hurry to get to...his *FUNERAL*!> (Orchestra music:
Dum-dum-duuuummm.... zoom in on Stewies face, as we see Stewie rapidly shift the
pupils of his eyes back and forth, while clasping his hands together)
<Griffino...activate manual controls!>
GRIFFINO: <Activating manual controls... > (Griffinos head opens up, and we
see a set of manual controls and a small seat inside; Stewie ducks behind the Mayors
desk, and swiftly emerges, now wearing, of all things, a blue-colored armored outfit that
resembles the anime/video game character Mega Man; we see him hold out an arm,
aims it at a bust of the Mayor on a nearby table, and blasts it with a laser blast,
disintegrating the bust. Stewie laughs.) <Oh, Brain...you wont know what hit
you---until its *TOO LATE*!> (Laughs again, and climbs into Griffinos
head/manual control center; a clear dome goes up over where Stewies seated, and we
see Stewie pressing a few buttons. Griffino hovers in mid-air, then flies off to meet the
(Cut to Stocktron and Buttercup; they come to a stop, as they see in front of them...)
MOJO: (Pointing) <And the obnoxious and annoying baby known as Stewie Griffin, for
that is what he is called!>
STEWIE: (Through a microphone) <Correct, cretins. (Sees Mojo) And how nice to see
youre treating Michael Jacksons pet banana-eater so charitably, too. (Mojo
frowns) Now that I am ensconced within my mighty golem, I shall make short work of all of
you using the combined powers of the Warners, Slappy Squirrel, Axel Foley, Brain, Billie,
the Powerpuff Girls, Wonder Woman, and...oh, never mind---lets just say Im
armed to the teeth...along with about to start kickin butt and
takin names! HAH!>
BRAIN: (Glaring at Stewie/Griffino) <Then lets *get it on*...>
NARRATOR: <Oh, boy! The Final Confrontation! Who will win?! Who will *lose*?!?
Oh, this is too exciting! I... (sees hes speaking in Japanese) hey, whats with
BRAIN: (To the other mice/Mojo) <Begin separation sequence!>
PINKY: <Aye aye, Optimus Brain!>
(We see in an oh-so-cool looking anime-style sequence the arms separating from the
torso of Stocktron, along with the head portion; all are soon in separate pieces, powered
by its own propulsion systems. They all hover in mid-air in their separate components.)
BUTTERCUP: <Aw right! Lets *go*!>
BRAIN: (to Buttercup) <Wait, Buttercup---Id like you to go to Mojos
hideout with Billie and find some way of disabling that beam Stewies using on your
BUTTERCUP: <Aww, cant we help you face Griffino?!>
BRAIN: <We need to free your sisters, Buttercup... plus, youll be able to
assist us in defeating Griffino once you and your siblings return.>
BUTTERCUP: <Oh....OK, then. Long as I get in one good punch on that thing!
Lets go, Billie!> (The two take off for Volcano Mountain...)
(We see the remaining separate pieces fly toward Griffino at top speed, with a
fast-moving streaked-lines-against-a-red-background anime speed effect...the
usual PPG fight scene music plays throughout the Final Confrontation.)
PINKY: (Eying the background) <Ooooh, Optimus Brain, how come the
background looks all streaky-looking all of a sudden?>
BRAIN: (slightly annoyed) <Pink the Stampee, stop paying attention to
the trivial details and keep your quote-unquote mind on the job!>
PINKY: <(Shrugs) Oh, OK.... (presses on ahead of the others, laughing all the
way....) Oooh, going faster makes the streaky lines go *faster*! HAHAHA! Wheeeeee!>
(Pinky reaches Griffino first, slamming his arms fist into the
android (with a slow-motion anime-style closeup of this collision) and sending both of
them slamming into the side of the City Hall building. The Griffino android gets up, and
uses its superspeed talents to speed toward the torso with Brain in it, also with a
streaked-lines-background effect, only this one is blue-colored...)
PINKY: (waving Stocktrons arm in mid-air) <Brai----er, Optimus
Brain, look out!!!>
BRAIN: (Grits his teeth) <OK, Stewie...try *these* on for size!>
(Brain presses a few buttons, and unleashes from the torso several missiles...Griffino,
oddly enough, doesnt move out of the way. We see Stewie press a few buttons, and
suddenly, Griffino is seen grabbing the missiles like a football, and tossing them in a
pass back towards the others...)
BRAIN: <Drat that Slappy Squirrels expertise at explosives...>
(The missiles impact Stocktrons torso, causing Brain to reel backwards; however,
hes merely shaken.)
MOJO: (Hovering over Brain) <Actually, Brain, I myself programmed in that
MOJO: (Eyes widening a bit) <*Yes*... Peyton Manning himself taught me that
particular maneuver, from when I last visited the NFL team that I am in ownership of and
BRAIN: <Peyton Manning? But he plays for... wait a minute---you mean to tell me you
*own* the Indianapolis Colts?!>
MOJO: <Yes....it is a means of funding some of my brilliant schemes through the
financial resources their merchandising and ticket sales bring in annually...and lessens
my need to rob banks for cash, that is, income.>
PINKY: <Oooh, this explains why a team named after a horse has Touchdown
Monkey for a mascot, NARF!>
BRAIN: <Yes, I suppose it would, Pinky...but didnt that team last year have a
particularly poor season...?>
MOJO: (Annoyed) <IT WAS JUST A TEMPORARY SETBACK! (Raises a fist) We *WILL* rise to
victory and go to the Super Bowl, that is, the championship football game itself, next
season, which shall be won by the Colts from the city which is the state capital of the
state of Indiana, that is, Indianapolis!>
BRAIN: <Yes, I...see.> (Smirks to himself at the idea of a Colts Super Bowl, then
clears his throat, turning his attention back to Griffino) <I see that this might take
tougher measures.... *Mojo*, *Pinky*, surround Griffino, *NOW*!>
(They do so; however, Griffino doesnt faze at this...Stewie activates some more
functions, and we soon see Griffino vanish...)
BRAIN: <Now where did he...?>
PINKY: <Oh, Brain---hes right behind you! TROZ!>
BRAIN: (Seeing behind Pinky) <*No*, Pinky, hes right behind *you*!>
MOJO: <I beg to differ---hes right behind...ME!>
(All turn around to see that behind each of them seems to be Griffino itself....)
STEWIE: <Awww, whats the matter, Pinky? Dont find someone being in
*three* places at once as *funny*? Go on, laugh....while youre still ALIVE!>
PINKY: (Confused) <Um, er...which one do we go after, Brain?>
MOJO: <Ive got a way of finding out---- with *THIS*!> (He starts pressing
various buttons, and we see various laser cannon nozzles emerge from the bottom of his
head-unit; Mojo, with a sinisterly gleeful and vengeful look on his face, starts blasting
at the Griffino behind him, only to find that Griffinos vanished from before his
eyes.) <What?! Where did he move himself, that is, go to?!>
STEWIE: (From behind Mojo) <Right behind you, Gorilla Grodd... and I must say,
its rather surprising youd be willing to team up with those rats. Guess you
*are* more pathetic than I thought! Oh, by the way, heres a little extra parting
gift from me--- (lays a super-powerful punch on Mojos head, in another
freeze-frame close-up anime-style shot, and sends Mojos head unit
spinning out of control....)
(Inside Mojos unit, we see several wires fraying, and a few sparks emerging from
the controls....Mojo tries frantically to regain control. A computer voice says:
<Warning: axial controls destabilized... total loss of control and impact
BRAIN: (Seeing this) <Mojos in trouble! Quickly Pinky, catch him!>
PINKY: <Uh, OK, Optimus Brain!> (Moves quickly to intercept, laughing at the
streaked-line-background effect again; however, we suddenly see Griffino streaking forward
towards Pinky, and unleashes a Powerpuff Girl-esque energy blast from its
hand. It slams into Pinky, causing him to sprawl out of control...>
BRAIN: (Shaking his fist) <Darn you, Stewie!> (Moves his torso unit toward the
two out-of-control pieces, while activating from his torso a grappling hook; he latches
onto the out-of-control Mojo, and Pinky uses his arms hand to grab hold
of the hooks rope, thus stopping his sprawl.)
MOJO: <Now to enact repairs and fix the head unit.> ... (Presses a button, and we
hear the computer say <Emergency diagnostic running...>) (Sees
something, and points) <Brain, behind you!>
<Griffino slams into the torso unit; Brain unleashes a burst of laser blasts, but it
doesnt seem to be slowing him down, as Stewie lays a few punches onto Brain>
STEWIE: <Whats the matter, Brain? You look a bit pacifistic---youre
completely *unarmed*! HA!>
BRAIN: (Using the torsos still-attached legs to karate-kick Griffino) <Where
did you learn those jokes from---your *father*?!>
STEWIE: (Punching back once more) <Ooooh, snappy comeback. Ill remember to
have them list it in your *OBITUARY*!>
MOJO: (Seeing Brain getting pummeled) <Brain! Activate the program file
mojo_shocktreatment under the computers subdirectory!>
(Brain looks, and does so; we see the torso section unleash in the same manner as
Pikachu on Pokemon a large electrical shock, enveloping Griffino and stunning
the mighty android...inside, we see Stewies also reeling from the shock...)
BRAIN: <What in the world...?>
MOJO: <When you mentioned that the energy conservation techniques I developed could
have possible alternative uses, it occurred to me to create this electrical shock defense
mechanism from the spare energy that the conservation methods provide....however, given
its energy-depleting nature, this is not a battle tactic I would recommend employing again
BRAIN: <I see... (finger under his chin) Very cleverly executed...>
(The shock soon ends, with Griffinos exterior smoldering; the robot lands on the
ground, and leans there, with Griffinos hand on his forehead as if in
STEWIE: (Rubbing his head as well) <Ooooohhh....this is going to hurt in the
BRAIN: <Pinky, now please press the big, shiny red button on your lower-left hand
(Pinky does so; we see emanate from his arms wrist area a giant-sized
bolo, which whirls around in mid-air, and strikes the temporarily disabled Griffino...it
wraps itself all the way around the android, covering the robot from head to toe. It falls
to the ground, unable to move...)
BRAIN: <Y-E-E-S! The high-stress materials that that bolo is made of should hold
that android for just long enough for the others to get back here as reinforcements, so we
can disable this android...(gulps) I hope.>
(As the still-weakened Griffino struggles to break free, we turn the clock back a few
moments, to see Billie and Buttercup approaching the lair of Mojo Jojo. Buttercup breaks
in through the roof, with Billie following suit.)
BUTTERCUP: (Seeing the high-gravity-generating device) <Whoa....that must be the
gravity-machine-thingamajig! *ITS CLOBBERING TIME*!>
BILLIE: <Wait, Buttercup....!>
(Too late---Buttercup streaks toward the machine; however, we soon see cables extend
down from the devices main console, and quickly wrap themselves around the
just-landed heroine. Buttercup finds herself unable to budge...)
BUTTERCUP: <Hey! What is this?!>
(We suddenly hear a recorded message)
STEWIES VOICE: <I figured one of you asinine antagonists of mine would try to
free your little comrades...well, it *wont work!* Now, youre trapped within my
cables----a duplicate of Griffinos version of Wonder Womans magic
lariat! Try as you might, you wont break free! Oh, and by the way, itll keep
getting tighter and tighter until, well, lets just say Im putting the
squeeze on you, HA!>
(We see the cables growing tighter and tighter around Buttercup, who despite her
powers, is beginning to gasp for air...)
BILLIE: (Hovering out of range of the high-gravity-generating machine) <Hmm....
well see about that.>
(Billie activates a laser wrist cannon on her arm, and we see her aim it
directly at a trophy shelf sitting above the console; she unleashes a blast that ricochets
off one of the trophies [consisting of a monkey holding a bowling ball], and knocks it
over onto the console. It hits the main power switch on the controls, and we soon see the
device de-activate. The cables unwrap from Buttercup, and she falls to the floor, gasping
BILLIE: <Buttercup, are you OK?>
BUTTERCUP: <(Gasp) Yeah....Im fine. But how did....?>
BILLIE: <Well, from the brief scan of the machine I did from my
arms computer sensors, Stewie built that device out of the same armor he
used on Griffino...so I figured brute force probably wouldnt work. So, I just
deactivated the thing. Simple, huh?>
BUTTERCUP: <Yeah.... (coughs)>
(We soon see streaking into the Observatory are none other than...)
NARRATOR: <Blossom! Bubbles! Oh, my stars, our two formerly-powerless heroines have
BUBBLES: <Buttercup! Billie! Oh, it was terrible!>
: <Yeah! We were stripped of our powers by some high-gravity-generating device of
Stewies, and...(sees Billie and her arm) Hey...that *does* looks pretty
BILLIE: (Smiles) <Thanks...now come on....Ill explain everything along the
(The Girls and Billie take off, heading back toward the scene of the fight...where, in
a scene wipe, we see that Griffinos about to free himself of the bolos.)
PINKY: <Um, what are we going to do, Optimus Brain? Griffinos about to break
STEWIE: (Pushing on a lever with all his might) <*Unhhhh*...*correction,
fools*...> (We see the bolos break, and Griffino flexing in the process) <*HAVE*
broken free! Now, face my *full wrath*---huh?>
(They all turn around, and see that the Girls and Billie are streaking towards the
BRAIN: <YES! Billie, we need your help! We must rejoin to form the full Stocktron
unit to finally defeat Griffino! Can you Girls keep him distracted?>
BLOSSOM: <No problem! Come on, Girls---*CANNONBALL!*>
(All three Girls curl up into balls, and streak at superspeed into the lower reaches of
space, then sharply turn back around to re-enter Earths atmosphere at a fast clip;
theyre moving so quickly that the re-entry speed causes them to burst into
comet-like flames....the fiery cannonballs slam into Griffino, causing a loud
explosion, and sending Griffino hurtling into the side of a large building. A billboard
showing the Talking Dog promoting some brand of dog food falls into the street. However,
Griffino manages to get back up, and lays an energy blast on all three Girls, paralyzing
them with pain...)
BRAIN: <We must hurry! Quickly, activate STOCKTRON FORMATION SEQUENCE!>
PINKY: <Right, Optimus Brain!>
(Cheesy 1980s-style rock music begins to play, as inexplicably a star-filled
background forms behind the heroes....we see Brains torso hover in the air...)
BRAIN: <Time to form Stocktron! Activate locking mechanisms! Main neural net
activated! Hyper-thrusters are *GO*!>
OTHERS: (Yelling) <LETS GO, STOCKTRON!>
BRAIN: (Hovering in mid-air) <Forming torso and legs!>
BILLIE: (Locking her arm back in with Brains torso) <Forming... the *ARM*!>
PINKY: (Trying to lock his arm into the head area) <And Ill form
THE HEAD, *WA-HAHAHAHA!*> (We see Brain use Billies arm to make a
fist, and bop Pinkys portion of his arm; Pinky, now groggy, subsequently
puts his arm into its proper position. Billie frowns at all this.)
BILLIE: (Groaning) <Eggy, remind *me* to deal with your Three Stooges
antics later...now hurry, Mojo!>
MOJO: <Forming the cranial portion, that is to say, the HEAD!>
(We see all the parts locked in, and with a bright burst of light, we see
Stocktrons fully united once more. The star-filled background and rock music ceases,
as Stocktron takes toward Griffino....whos managed to get the three Girls in a bear
hug, and is trying to crush them....)
BLOSSOM: (Straining to speak) <*No*.....cant end...this way!>
STEWIE: <Oh, I beg to differ... unless theres another way you prefer to meet
your demise, hmm? Id normally prefer the guillotine, but thats just *so*
*messy*! Now, any particular person or deity you wish to say your last words to, hmm?>
(We see Stocktron slam into Griffino, knocking him into the side of the city jail,
specifically the cell the Mayor and Miss Bellum were locked in; they scramble out from the
MAYOR: (Kicking Griffino) <*Bad robot! Bad robot!---OW!*> (Grasps his foot, and
hops around in pain.... Miss Bellum sighs)
(Stewie ignores this, and turns his attention back toward Stocktron....we see both of
the robots take off toward each other into the air simultaneously, with the same
ever-so-exciting streaked-background effect...)
BRAIN: <Pink the Stampee, prepare to grapple our adversary....>
(Doesnt hear a response) <*Pinky*?!>
PINKY: (Ogling the background again) <Ooooh, this is making me dizzy, and I rather
like it! HAHAHA, NARF!>
BRAIN: (Annoyed) <Remind me to hurt you later, Pink...>
(The two robots clash in mid-air, and we see the still-framed collision shows the two
are grappling each others hands, trying to wrestle each other out of the sky...)
BRAIN: <Bil Li, Pink the Stampee, we must hold Griffino
still long enough to dock with his main controls!>
BILLIE: <I *told* you to try to go for a wireless hookup, Optimus Eggy,
but *noooo*....now we have to do it the hard way!>
BRAIN: <Billie, dont start right now... weve got bigger problems!>
BILLIE: <Yeah, I know....OK, lets try *this*!> (She activates her Stocktron
arm to grab onto the neck of Griffino)
STEWIE: <Nice try, Minnie and Mickey...but not *good enough*!> (Tries using
Griffinos arm to remove Stocktrons arm)
BILLIE: <Pinks, *now*!>
PINKY: <No problem, Bil Li! HAHAHA!> (Looks longingly at the
controls, uncertain which ones to press...)
BRAIN: <Um...sometime *TODAY*, Stampee!>
PINKY: (Misinterpreting Brains remark) <Stampee? Um, OK...maybe
thatll do something! NARF!> (He uses his Stocktron arms fist to, of all
things, stamp repeatedly on the foot of Griffino, shouting <Stampee stampee
stampeeeeee, HAHAHA!>; this knocks the robot off-balance, causing Stocktron (with
Billies arm still holding onto Griffinos neck) to fall on top of
it. They crash to the ground, and continue to struggle.)
STEWIE: <I see you are *not* going down easily... very well, time to activate full
defense mode!> (We soon see Stewie add more power to weapons and other systems, and see
a heat vision blast emanate from his eyes, along with an energy burst from one of his
hands... Stocktron lies on the ground, immobilized)
(We see the Girls flying toward Griffino and Stocktron; the PPG fight music is still
NARRATOR: <Go, Girls, go! Brain needs your help!>
BUBBLES: <Weve gotta do something!>
STEWIE: (Seeing the approaching heroines) <Indeed....like, oh, get *CRUSHED*?!>
(Motions for Griffino to pull on a rope thats suddenly materialized from out of
nowhere next to the robot)
BILLIE: <Great...hes using the Warners Final Confrontation-ending
battle tactic skills! (Shouting) GIRLS! LOOK OUT!>
(Buttercup and Bubbles move out of the way, but Blossom isnt quite so lucky---she
winds up being crushed by, falling from seemingly out of nowhere, several pianos, a few
safes, a cruise ship, a 747 jumbo jet, a smaller-sized version of the Rock of Gibraltar, a
Walled-Mart store, and finally, a blue whale, leaving a huge crater in the
middle of the street. We also see Griffino use its spare hand to whip from behind its back
a large bundle of explosives, and toss it into the hole; we then see a huge explosion,
rattling the downtown area and leaving an even larger smoldering crater in the ground, as
the various dropped objects are sent flying. Bubbles and Buttercup, gasping, slowly peer
over the edge of the crater, and dont see any sign of their sister. They look sad
for a brief moment, then quickly turn to anger... Bubbles seems to be going into her
hardcore mode. They then streak toward Griffino, and begin laying various
punches into its head at super-speed. Pan over to Stocktron; we see Stocktrons
putting up some defense, via Mojo laying in with his laser cannons at Griffino, along with
Billie firing her cannons as well, but to not much avail...Griffino still has a strong
death grip on the heroes as it continues its energy-attack barrage...)
BUBBLES: (Laying in another punch to Griffino) <This is for our *SISTER*, you
STEWIE: (To Bubbles) <Oooh, diaper head....theres an original
retort; what Id expect from someone who probably plays in the *mud*!>
BUBBLES: <Hey! I do not! But at least I dont have a head that looks like a
STEWIE: <Oh, really...as if Id talk about physical appearances; you girls look
like rejects from some insipid anime program!>
BUBBLES: <*Anime is NOT*...uh...whatever that word is you just said!>
BUTTERCUP: <Yeah! Its way cooler than *your* show probably ever was!>
STEWIE: <The sort of retort Id expect from three five-year-olds whose idea of
something mentally challenging is watching Puppet Pals...not that I dont
mind partaking in that program on occasion, but at least *I* was smart enough to construct
this robot. The only thing *you two* could build is probably a second-rate Tinker Toy!>
(The Girls continue to argue with Stewie, distracting him from Stocktron, which is
still pinned to the ground from Griffinos energy attack assault...)
BRAIN: (Thinking) <Hmm... Stewies been distracted by the Girls...which leaves
me time to do *this*.> (We see Brain press several buttons, and pull on a lever; the
data cable is unleashed from Stocktrons torso, and snakes its way to the lower torso
of Griffino, where we see a port where its belly button would be. The cable
connects with the port...we see in Brains torso a terminal program on his
consoles computer screen; Brain begins typing away at a keyboard below the screen.
We soon see Griffino begin to jerk rigidly, as if paralyzed. Stewie stops arguing with the
Girls long enough to see whats wrong...)
STEWIE: <What the *deuce*?!? > (Presses various buttons, but with no response;
then eyes the data cable) <Wait a minute....whatre you *DOING*?! How did you get
MOJO: <I provided the Brain with the access codes that *you* provided me with,
thereby providing us with the means to defeat you, you little *brat*! Ha ha ha!>
BRAIN: (To the computer) <Computer, de-activate all power functions within
COMPUTER VOICE: <Complying....power levels now dropping to 88%...78%...72%...>
GRIFFINO: (Now sounding like Hal in 2001: A Space Odyssey)
<Danger... my mind is going, Stewie...I can feel it...>
STEWIE: (Yelling) <*Oh, blast it all*!!!> (We see Stewie frantically trying to
override Brains control of Griffino, but to no avail.)
(Pan over to see Blossom crawl out of the crater, rubbing her head...)
BLOSSOM: <Oooohhhh... >
BUBBLES: <Blossom! Youre OK!> (Rushes over to hug her sister)
BLOSSOM: <Yeah...though that attack move kinda packed a bit of a whallop.> (Sees
the paralyzed Griffino) <Say, guys, whats going on?!>
BUTTERCUP: (Smiling confidently) <More like whats goin *down*----namely,
COMPUTER VOICE: <...power levels at 3%....2%...>
GRIFFINO: (Still in Hal mode) <I know a song we could sing....
COMPUTER VOICE: <...power levels now at 0%. Griffino unit is now powered down.>
(We see Griffino slump over, now completely dead. Stewie pounds on the
inactive controls, shouting in protest.)
BRAIN: <Excellent....> (Grins slyly) <OK, who here wants to finish him
(We see the Girls all excitedly going ooh, oooh, pick me! Pick me!, and
Pinky doing so, as well)
BRAIN: <Well, in that case, lets *all* lay in on our adversary...>
(We see Stocktron and the Girls pick up the now-lifeless Griffino, and hoist it
overhead...Stewie continues to yell in protest. The heroes flies it up into the air a bit,
and proceeds to go into a pile-drive into the ground... inside, we see Stewie sighing, and
adjusting his helmet on his head. We finally see in an oh-so-kewl anime-style effect
Griffino being slammed into the ground; this action is seen replayed three times in a row,
quickly. When the dust clears, we see the depowered robot bodys various arms and
legs are partially detached, and a few wires/circuits are sprawled onto the ground. From
the wreckage, we see Stewie crawl out, still in his blue body armor. Stocktron lands on
STEWIE: (Eyes the wreckage, then yells) <*BLAST*! (Turns to the heroes) Very well,
then--time to *DIE!*> (Lets loose a few randomly-fired rounds from his armors
hand lasers, but to no avail; we see the three Girls streaking towards the infant to lay
in their trademark fight-ending haymakers. However, Stewie suddenly yells...)
STEWIE: <WAIT! Erm, surely you wouldnt hit a *baby*! Uh, yes, that should do
nicely--- (makes a lame, pretend baby-crying noise) Waaaaah?>
BUBBLES: (Halts in mid-air, along with the others) <Gee, hes right, Girls...I
mean, hes bad and all, but he *is* a little baby...>
BUTTERCUP: <Are you *kidding*?! Hello?!? Hes the guy who tried to *kill* all
BLOSSOM: <Gee, Bubbles has a good point... he isnt even potty-trained yet!
(Chuckles a bit at that remark, as do the other Girls)>
BUBBLES: <Well, maybe he just needs to go home to his *mommy* or something... >
STEWIE: (Rolling his eyes) <Oh, for *criminys sake...*>
BUBBLES: (Picks up Stewie, to his protest) <Maybe we can have his mommy pick him
BUTTERCUP: <Aw, cmon.....>
BLOSSOM: <Yeah...he should be going to *jail*, not to his *parents*!>
BRAIN: (Making a face) <I assure you, from what Ive learned about
Stewies family, being with his parents is *easily* more punishment than any jail
would provide... and in actuality, before the Final Confrontation even began,
Ive already contacted them, and informed them they could come pick up their
STEWIE: (Now getting really angry; his entire face does that take up the entire
screen and growing to enormous size thing one sees on Pokemon whenever
someones ticked off) <How *DARE* you contact my maternal and paternal figures,
you *INSOLENT RODENT?!?*>
(Stewies head shrinks back to normal; we see Pinky laughing at this stupid
PINKY: (Bent over with laughter) <WA-HAHAHAHAHA! Ooooh, this and that
streaked-background-thingy are probably even *better* than that two places at
once bit! HAHAHA!>
(We see a cab pull up in front of the group; a window rolls down, and we see a hand
VOICE: (From the cab, sounding nasally) <Ah, *there* you are,honey! Oh, we were
worried sick about you!>
(Two figures step out of the cab; we see theyre none other than Lois and Peter
Griffin, Stewies parents from Family Guy. Lois seems unordinary in
appearance, and has a bit of a nasal voice; Peter on the other hand, dresses and acts like
a non-bald, glasses-wearing, unfunny version of Homer Simpson, only ten times as dumb,
crude, obnoxious, and boorish).
LOIS: (Picking up the protesting Stewie) <Awww, look at this...he looks so *cute* in
his little playsuit!>
STEWIE: <CURSE YOU, VILE WOMAN! This is *not* a playsuit, but rather a lethal,
fully-armored warsuit with a laser cannon arsenal! As if being handed defeat by J. Fred
Muggs and his petting zoo reject squad wasnt bad enough...>
PETER: (Touching the suit) <Ooooh, someones cranky...and hopefully not because
I, erm, accidentally tore half your room apart because I was drunk for the last three days
in a row> (Does an inane-sounding laugh that sounds like a nasal-voiced ripoff of Homer
Simpsons hee hee hee giggle; the other heroes look at each other
LOIS: <We were looking everywhere for you...fortunately some nice man who sounded a
lot like Orson Welles said you were here in Townsville, and also told us why you were
STEWIE: (Nervous) <He...did?>
LOIS: <We didnt know you managed to become a finalist in the annual Goober
baby food beauty contest!>
STEWIE: <WHAT?! Oh, is *that* what Stuart Little there told you, did he? Well, let
me tell *you* something, I---> (Gets cut off as a pacifiers stuck in his mouth)
LOIS: <There! Isnt that adorable! With you and that little blue suit of yours,
youll be the best-looking baby ever...of course, if we win, youll have to go
on tour making various appearances for the next six months...>
STEWIE: (Spits out the pacifier) <SIX MONTHS?!>
LOIS: <..and of course, not counting the length of time in the competition to win
the contest to begin with. But since I have business to attend to back in Quahog, and
youll have to travel around the country to participate in the contest, Im
going to give this opportunity for you to bond with your *favoritest person in the whole
STEWIE: <...oh, dear *Lord* NO...>
LOIS: (Close up on just her mouth) <...your *father.*>
STEWIE: (Slow-motion, as hes handed to Peter) <*Noooooooooooooooooo.....*>
PETER: <Uh, hey, Stewie...betcha there might be some hot chicks on this tour!
Except, yknow for the, erm, guys, since theyre, uh, guys. (Pauses) And we
probably oughta avoid any of them foreigners we see, too.... because theyre
*aliens*, of course. Huh? Eh?> (Does that inane laugh again; Stewie now screams)
<Oooh, and along the way, I can show you how I learned to use my head as a drum...kind
of hurts bangin it against the wall all them times, but that helmet of yours looks
like itd provided decent protection...> (Laughs again)
LOIS: (Opening the door of the cab) <Say goodbye to your little friends,
STEWIE: (Irate) <YOULL PAY FOR THIS, ALL OF YOU!!! (As the parents walk off
with Stewie) MARK MY WORDS!>
PETER: <Ooooh, someone needs to be used as a....*bongo head*!> (Starts using
Stewies head like a bongo drum)
STEWIE: <AAAAH! NO!! *BLAAAAST*!!! CURSE YOU POWERPUFF GIRLS AND
(The Griffins enter the cab and leave; we still hear Stewies yelling of
Brains name trailing off into the distance as they drive off. All the heroes cheer,
as does a small surrounding crowd of spectators, including the Mayor and Miss Bellum. The
mice all climb out of their compartments, and scramble down to the ground.)
BUBBLES: <We did it!>
PINKY: <Yeah, NARF!>
MAYOR: (To the heroes, as various media members TV and photography cameras are
aimed at the group; we see flash bulbs go off) <As mayor of Townsville, I wish to thank
you Girls and your little furry friends with helping stop that naughty baby! And to our
visiting friends, Im pleased to present---the key to the city!> (Hands the lab
mice an old-fashioned looking key, which makes them topple to the ground due to its
MISS BELLUM: <Um, sir...maybe we should just mail it to their home.>
MAYOR: <Whatever for, Miss Bellum? Theyre standing right here!> (Miss
BUTTERCUP: (Looking at the fallen figure of Griffino) <Awww, kind of wished I
couldve gotten in a *few* more punches against Griffino!> (Starts punching
half-heartedly on the deactivated android; the others, except for Brain, laugh)
BRAIN: <Hmm...say, has anyone seen Mojo?> (They shake their head no...)
BUBBLES: <Look, I found this in your robots head!>
(She hands a piece of paper to Brain)
BRAIN: (Reads it) <Dear Brain, Thank you for giving me the chance to seek
revenge against that accursedly cursed infant Stewie. I also wish to thank you for
providing me with, via the construction of this robot and the computerized blueprints I
have burned to a CD-ROM disk, the means I need to finally defeat those reprehensible
Powerpuffs! While you insist that genius should have no malevolent and negative uses, I
believe that this will prove you wrong! Ha ha ha! Sincerely and salutations, Mojo
Jojo. (Shakes his head)>
BLOSSOM: <Whoa...Mojos gonna build his own Stocktron robot? But how will
BRAIN: <I suspected something like this happening. Not to worry...Ive built
into the Stocktron units vital controls a means of deactivating the robot via a
remote control in the Professors lab. I doubt Mojo will have realized that with the
way the override has been designed, thus making dealing with his robot a non-issue.>
(Brain walks over to Stocktron, and deactivates the language translation
unit...everyones speaking patterns reverts back to normal.)
BILLIE: Thanks, Eggy... was starting to feel like a dubbed-over Japanese monster movie
BUBBLES: (In Japanese) <Um, guys, does this mean that....>
BLOSSOM & BUTTERCUP: In *English*, Bubbles!
BUBBLES: (In English) Oh....sorry. (Grins; some of the others laugh)
NARRATOR: (Laughing as well) Oh, Bubbles...what a bilingual card!
(Fade to Townsville International Airport the following day...we see the mice are about
to leave for New York, and are in the process of saying goodbye to the Girls/Professor.
The mice are back in their usual state of non-dress.)
PROFESSOR: Well, sorry that your trip here didnt turn out as expected...but
Im sure that Billie and Pinky enjoyed themselves last night...
BILLIE: Oh, yeah...Townsvilles nightlife was *awesome*! The restaurants, the
nightclubs---we even snagged a CD copy of those dance club DJs song remixes!
PINKY: I especially like their Ana-mon Monsters theme song remix--- (starts
singing, while making rapper-like motions) A-A-A-Ana-mon...*Analog Monsters*!
A-A-A-Ana-mon...*Analog Monsters*...WORD! HAHAHA! TROZ!
BLOSSOM: Well, as you know, as superheroes, we cant *really* officially endorse
your wanting to taking over the world....
BRAIN: I understand...
BLOSSOM: ...*but*, well,...we thought wed wish you luck in any future endeavors,
BRAIN: Thank you, Blossom.
BUBBLES: Yeah...the Professor said that was a nice use of...of...what was that word
PROFESSOR: Semantics, honey.
BUBBLES: Oh, yeah! (Mispronouncing it) Mechanics! (The others briefly
chuckle at this)
BLOSSOM: By the way, whatd you do with Stocktron and whats left of
BRAIN: (Pointing to two crates being loaded onto the mices flight) Were
taking them both back to ACME Labs with us, to be put in storage. And hopefully, this
incident will discourage that little monster Stewie from trying to create *another*
Griffino robot...though the cynical side of me suspects that both mechanized and
*non-mechanized* monster alike will be back.
VOICE: (over the terminals P.A.) Now boarding for flight #123 to JFK...now
BILLIE: Well, theres our flight. Ready to go, Pinky?
PINKY: Yeah.... (hugs the legs of Bubbles) I really liked playing with you, Bubbles!
Maybe we can, you know, that thing where you move the pencil on the paper...?
PINKY: Oh, yes! Thats it! NARF!
BUBBLES: Here, Pinky... I drew this picture for you. (Hands Pinky a drawing of the
mice, the Girls, and the Professor all together, in Bubbles usual drawing style)
PINKY: Oooooh, pretty! Ill put it on the refrigerator next to the Psychic Hotline
listings, NARF! Thank you!
BLOSSOM: (Gently shakes Billies hand) Well, so long, Billie... if youre
ever in Townsville again and we need your help...
BILLIE: (Smirking) Well, of *course* well be willing to help!
PROFESSOR: Good... (looks around, hands Billie a piece of paper; it reads:
firstname.lastname@example.org) Heres my e-mail address. If you
wouldnt mind, I have this project Ive been working on, but was wondering if
youd mind...well...double-checking a few equations for me? (Grins)
(Pan over to Brain, whos with Buttercup)
BUTTERCUP: Well, goodbye, Brain....uh, sorry I thought you mightve been anything
BRAIN: Thats quite all right. I suppose you did have every right to be suspicious
of my motives, especially with your chosen profession.
BUTTERCUP: OK...thanks. By the way, can I have a copy of that Stocktron-vs.-Griffino
battle? It was *totally awesome*! I mean, the way you punched him like this.... (does a
few punches in mid-air) oooh, ooh, and then you did this (does another punch)...
BUBBLES: (Hearing this) Oooh, and it was cool the way---
BLOSSOM: (Joining in, in unison) Oh, and I thought the way Stocktron---
(The Girls are now fully excited, rambling on about how cool they thought the Final
Confrontation battle was...)
PROFESSOR: Girls, Girls...Im sure the Brain will be more than happy to give you a
copy of his video of the fight. (Sees a distraught look on Brains face) Um, is there
BRAIN: (Saddened) Im afraid no copy can be made...because the footage was
destroyed during the conflict with Stewie and Griffino. The result of a large laser blast
to the chest area where the camera was installed. Thus, there goes my plan...
PINKY: Awww, there there, Brain. At least you got to wear cool-looking body armor,
BILLIE: And you got to prove that youre nothing like that Mojo guy...
BRAIN: (Perks up slightly) I suppose so... (picks up a mouse-sized suitcase made from a
matchbox) Now come, Pinky, Billie...our flight to New York awaits. (bows to the Girls)
Good luck, Powerpuff Girls; Im sure youll continue to make your city and
paternal figure proud.
PROFESSOR: Ill explain on the way home, Girls.... now lets go. Its
been a long day...
(The two groups wave goodbye to each other, as the mice go off to board for their
flight home; fade to the exterior of ACME Labs at night.)
NARRATOR: One week later...
(Fade to the inside....we see Billie is surfing the Internet on the labs
computer; she stops at a website for the Townsville Timess online
version of its newspaper)
BRAIN: (Walking over to the computer with Pinky) Billie, what are you doing?
BRAIN: I received an e-mail from Professor Utonium earlier today; he said something
about how we should check out todays edition of the Townsville Times.
(We see the main page for the site; the headline reads: POWERPUFF GIRLS EASILY
STOP MOJO JOJO FROM RAVAGING TOWN WITH ADVANCED ROBOT. A photo below the headline
shows Mojo being led away in handcuffs by the police; the Girls are giving each other
high-fives. A typical-looking robot of his lies lifeless in the background. A caption
reads: Girls stop robot with ‘secret weapon, as they put it)
BILLIE: The secret weapon must be the remote-control shutoff you mentioned;
guess Mojo really did rush into trying to use the plans for Stocktron for his own
PINKY: Egad, Brain...do you think Mojo will ever change? I mean, theyre such nice
girls...I dont see why he hates them so. POIT!
BRAIN: Pinky, in life, we are all free to make whatever choices we wish. If Mojo wishes
to throw away *his* life on an asinine grudge against those girls, then so be it....
(rolls his eyes) as long as he thinks hes happy living his life this way, I suppose.
PINKY: Well, in that case, with all his time spent going after them, he must be *very*
BRAIN: (Shakes his head) Somehow, Pinky, I rather doubt it. But, as I said, if this is
what he really wants....
(Cut to the outside of the Townsville Correctional Center; inside, we zoom in on one
particular cell, in which we see Mojo Jojo is ensconced. No incidental music is playing
for this scene. He looks out the barred window, gazing at the sight of a few clouds and a
crescent moon for a few moments silently, before making a grunt noise, scowling, and
turning his attention to a blueprint he has on his bed bunker detailing another plan for
destroying the Powerpuff Girls. As we see him using a pencil to obsessively mark up the
blueprint, the scene is completely silent, save for the sounds of his pencil moving across
the paper; the camera pulls back to show the surrounding exterior of his cell.)
NARRATOR: Ah, Mojo... wont you *ever* learn?!
(Cut to the pulsating hearts closing, as the usual closing PPG theme music
NARRATOR: And so, once again, the day has been saved...thanks to:
(We see the usual closing shot of the PPGs in posing formation over the pulsating
NARRATOR: THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!
(We suddenly also see the lab mice zapped into the scene)
NARRATOR: ..*AND*, PINKY, BILLIE, AND THE BRAIN!
(We *also* see zapped into the shot Mojo Jojo himself)
NARRATOR: (Slightly sneering) ...*and* Mojo Jojo, I *guess*...
(We see all the heroes and Mojo begin arguing over space in the now-crowded spot; we
fade to THE END, as the Narrator sings: Theyre Pinky, Billie and
the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain... heh, not a bad song. He begins singing the
main PatB theme... Theyre Pinky and the Brain, Pinky and the Brain,
hmm-hmmm-h-hmmmm, the others in-saaaane.... as we fade to black.)
CREDITS (with the usual PPG closing theme music playing)
The Brain/Comic Convention Guy: Maurice LaMarche
Pinky/Techno-Force Z Samauri: Rob Paulsen
Billie/Computer Voices: Tress MacNeille
Blossom: Cathy Cavadini
Bubbles: Tara Strong
Buttercup: Elizabeth Daily
Prof. Utonium: Tom Kane
Mojo Jojo: Roger L. Jackson
Mayor/Narrator: Tom Kenny
Ms. Bellum: Jennifer Martin
Stewie Griffin/Peter Griffin: Seth MacFarlane
Lois Griffin: Alex Borstein
Griffino: Corey Burton
All Powerpuff Girls characters, insignia, and related elements and © 2002 by
Cartoon Network. Used without permission.
All Animaniacs and Pinky and the Brain characters, insignia,
and related elements and © 2002 by Warner Bros. Used without permission.
Axel Foley © Paramount Studios, used without permission.
Superboy, Superman, Wonder Woman, and related indica © 2002 by DC Comics. Used without
Stewie Griffin, Family Guy and related elements/characters/insignia © 2002
by Fox. Used without permission.
iBook and © by Apple Computer.
Superman created by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster.
Wonder Woman created by William Moulton Marston.
The Powerpuff Girls created by Craig McCracken.
Griffino created by Brainatra.
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