Stuart Snyder to Return as President of Cartoon Network "WE NEED TO MAKE CN GREAT AGAIN!"

[NovelleX]

Dismayed by Christina Miller's utter lack of progression in the past few years and inability to do anything but give Teen Titans Go! more seasons, former president and COO of Cartoon Network Stuart Snyder has returned to Turner from a gritty alley behind Ghost Planet Industries in order to bring the decaying channel back to its roots.

A first in the channel's history, Snyder's first movement in his second presidential term is to reportedly "build a wall that keeps out all the tumblr trash shows [sic]". He has also relocated Turner headquarters to Boston and has decorated them with appealing light fixtures.

 

[RandomMe]

Will he bring new seasons of George of the Jungle? And what about Darwin the Merman?

 

[jaylop97]

Yeah he will make CN great again, by airing more reruns.

 

[RandomMe]

I want my mermen on my Crociloons block...

They should really need the time they deserve.

 

[JoeMabbon]

"Okay."

 

[CheezNapkin]

" I've talked to kids, I know kids, ok? The fact of the matter is they don't want down to earth cartoons with complex characters that they can relate to. I mean, look at the ratings. I've looked at them, and Teen Titans Go outperforms everything on the channel every time. People always tell me that Cartoon Network is dying, it's in trouble, it's on its way out. I get that from a lot of people. And it is in trouble, ok? I can tell you that. But the only way we're going to make Cartoon Network great again is to go in there and cancel everything except Teen Titans Go because that's the only show that kids still care about."

 

[JShaggy]

But where are my pics of Spider-Man? I was told he would get me pics of Spider-Man.

 

[Toon Master]

But where are my pics of Spider-Man? I was told he would get me pics of Spider-Man.

If you want your pics, I need to see Yogi's ID.

 

[Dan's Revenge]

Big Bird knows the ABCs to get CN running right again. He loves cartoons too - including TTG! which he feels airs too much, so he'll keep it without overexposing it. He'll also make premiers casual instead of sloppy while CN will still be mostly repeats. He has my vote!

#feelthebird

 

[Toon Master]

Just wanted to report that Kwicky Koala is the only one who showed up for work today.