C&C - One Piece - "Dressrosa Arc" Part 2 [4/27-TBA]

[Kitschensyngk]

Yup, she won.

And if you're not down with that, we got two words for ya.

"It was the slicing winds of Rommel."
Wait, she's a NAZI?!

Meanwhile, in Victorian England...

 

[animePWNS]

I've heard of Drunken Fist, but Sleeping Blade?

Last one down, first one up.

 

[Nobodyman]

Narcoleptic and split personality. Bad combo.

So he's like Zenitsu, only slightly more likeable.

"It's not our job to manipulate facts or spoil someone's victory. Who do you think we are, Twitter?"

"We can't negate her victory, but we will put a big ol' asterisk next to it."

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Pretty boy pulled a Zenitsu?

So she didn't win the fight on her own, then. That's a let down.

So pretty boy was Jack the Ripper? I can see how he got into those brothels.

Look at her. She's not wearing armor. She's clearly underequipped.

By the way, I'm a different person now.

 

[animePWNS]

Why do the audience's arguments remind me of certain 2020 attitudes that boiled over in 2021?

 

[Nobodyman]

And now for a much, much dumber fight.

Robot body, lame. Big fat guy wearing baby clothes, sexy as hell.

Doffy here to give us a recap on everything. And to be an all around jerk.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Franky, you should know better than to fight a baby.

You what they say about people with big guns...

"Try showing some maturity for a change!"
You dress like a baby and you dare lecture us on maturity?

You know, it's just occurred to me - this show is kinda goofy.

The king's palace looks like a giant molar.

 

[Nobodyman]

"She's like a toy. Not unlike the hundreds of actual living toys in this country."

It's Violet. And at least we don't have Sanji fawning over her anymore.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Your dweeby slingshot guy went and got himself elected king of Smurf Village.

"Please don't tell Sanji I'm here. That guy is a major horn dog."

 

[Nobodyman]

"Sorry. All the members of Doffy's crew aren't gonna show up since the writer changed his mind about how to use them."

"I'm not Lucy, but then again, Lucy wasn't Lucy either."

"She was only pretending to be a bad guy."
I dunno. The whole attempted murder thing seems pretty bad to me.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Guess you're not gonna watch them beat the crap out of Rebecca. OH WELL!

Oh, some of them survived that?

That's not him. Don't worry, I'm told he's a good guy.

This kingdom is more about keeping up appearances than that early-90s Britcom with the upper-class wannabe socialite and her henpecked husband.

I'm starting to share Zoro's opinion of Sanji.

 

[Nobodyman]

"Of course my hair doesn't shoot missiles. It's hair. Dummies."

Well, that's hardly hygienic.

Senor Pink's got big Tony Robbins teeth.

This guy’s way of talkiiiiiing is really annoyiiiiiing.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

...why is he brushing his teeth with a shoeshine brush?

Why didn't you DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE?!

HE'S DRESSED AS A BABY IN A SPEEDO!! HOW IS HE COOL?!

...this show makes no fxxxing sense...

 

[Nobodyman]

This is like Austin Powers, where women inexplicably fawn over a really awkward guy. But this makes Austin Powers look downright believable.

Yeah, stop a guy in the middle of a sentence, why don'tcha?

"Would you turn it down?"
Luffy NEVER turns it down.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

I think we're about to get Zatoichi vs. Syazel Apollo Granz.

"This world's going to be changing, whether you like it or not."
Not if his supreme court has anything to say about it.

"What is this comically large basket's purpose?"
It puts the lotion in it. The lotion it rubs on the skin.

 

[Nobodyman]

"That sounds like madness."
Madness? THIS IS ONE PIECE!

Looks like the arena's getting a lot more tenuous.

"We will soon find out."
Oh, I doubt that very much.

And that's it for me. See you guys in three weeks.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

So who's in it again? Nearly-Topless Nicole, the Luffy fan boy, Money D. "Really Not Monkey D. Luffy This Time" Lucy, and who?

Guess we'll find out in a few weeks. Have a good pre-Memorial Day holiday.

 

[Trueblade74]

Hey @Nobodyman , why do you keep posting your reactions on multiple websites at the same time?

 

[Nobodyman]

Hey @Nobodyman , why do you keep posting your reactions on multiple websites at the same time?

Not sure what you mean. If you're talking about my reactions to shows on Toonami, then this is the only site I post them on.

 

[Trueblade74]

Not sure what you mean. If you're talking about my reactions to shows on Toonami, then this is the only site I post them on.

https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/143490654/#143491581