C&C - One Piece - "Dressrosa Arc" Part 2 [4/27-TBA]

[Nobodyman]

Previously on One Piece: Big rock, big baby, and big plan.

You know grapes aren't perfect spheres like that, right? ...Ah, it's One Piece. They're probably special orb grapes or something.

"Eww. A fly. That's just disgusting."

Apparently this guy has exploding snot. Meaning there's two One Piece characters who can do that...seriously.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Well, since Luffy's not there, it'll be either his brother or the mostly naked girl.

YO DOG HEARD YOU LIKE HANDS SO WE PUT A HAND IN YOUR HAND SO YOU CAN GESTURE WHILE YOU GESTURE

He may want to get back in the freezer, he's starting to melt.

You know, Ralph Macchio just used chopsticks.

Careful, the first few rows are a splash zone.

 

[Nobodyman]

The biblical Jesus produced fish. This Jesus just beats the hell out of them.

Jeez. There really Livin' on the Edge in this battle.

Does splitting his fingers like that really make his attack stronger or is it just supposed to look cool?

"Did Straw Hat switch with somebody else?"
Yes. To answer your question, yes."

 

[Kitschensyngk]

I wonder where that fish will go. A fish, a fish, a fishy ohhhhhh.

 

[animePWNS]

A forked Vulcan salute?

 

[Kitschensyngk]

LIIIIIIVE LOOOOOONG AAAAAAND...PROSPER!!!!

Are we about to see an old man play with toys?

 

[animePWNS]

What's the G stand for? Gramps? Geriatric?
Oh, maybe Glasses.

 

[Nobodyman]

"Oh no, an old man! He's going to complain about the government and make outdated racist comments!"

Lao G is anything but Lousy.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

You'll never defeat me, young whippersnappers!

"And another thing, why don't you buy real estate? I bought my first house when I was fresh out of college!"

All in all, he's just many, many bricks in the wall.

 

[Nobodyman]

Naturally, he needs his reading glasses for close combat fight.

Apparently this guy just loves the letter G. Why not?

Now they're stuck in an MC Escher painting.

 

[animePWNS]

What goes down must go up first.

 

[Nobodyman]

"He's all strength and no pants."
That is...certainly a line someone was paid to say.

Zoro learned to cut metal long ago. Stone is nothing to him.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

A cyborg fighting a bull, a leopard-skinned cow, and a giant baby in a speedo.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

"He's all strength and no pants."
The Red Guy from Cow and Chicken isn't THAT strong.

Zolo's into castle redecoration.

 

[CNFan1995]

Last time on One Piece: Lucy tackles Burgess with a devastating Dragon Claw attack while Rebecca has second thoughts about her chances of winning against the other finalists.

Episode 671

OPENING: Wake Up! by AAA.

Defeat Sugar! The Army of the Little People Charges!
Saturday 6/15 at 1:30 AM
Synopsis: Sugar tries to trick the dwarves into believing her, but the truth comes out thanks to Usopp. Subsequently, an intense fight takes place and Trebol comes to learn about the trap.​

 

[Nobodyman]

Previously on One Piece: Dang old people. It's bad enough they've taken over our government, now they have to stop our revolutions?

 

[Kitschensyngk]

The cutest little revolution.

So...fights. Lots and lots of fights.

*reads title*
FOR KING AND COUNTRY! AND FISHER-PRICE!

 

[Nobodyman]

An army of little people. And we all know Peter Dinklage would be the commander-in-chief.

"Hey! Stop doing your job and fight me!"

He will, he will rock you!

Slavery. Because we needed yet another reason to hate the bad guys.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Stop it! You'll hurt his resale value!

This beatdown is brought to you by the letter G.

Joke's on you. This was the floor he wanted.

Meanwhile, on planet Kansas...

It's a Smurf labor camp.

"Why didn't I listen to mother and take that job at Santa's workshop?"

 

[Nobodyman]

"You don't like the slavery and the poor living conditions? I guess next you'll start complaining about the lynchings."

Poor gullible Tontattas. Honestly, he probably didn't even need the fake tears.

Random grunt used Fake Tears. It's super effective!

Even Gargamel is telling these guys to go easy on them.