C&C - Attack on Titan, The Final Chapters Part 1 [9/9/23] and Part 2 [1/6/24]

[Nobodyman]

It's the machine made versions of previous Titans......anyone else play the Super Mario RPG remake?

As if some horrendous mutilating scars are going to stop Levi from kicking ass.

Considering how much this world sucks, I guess I can't blame Ymir too much for wanting to kill everyone.

New Demons Slayer arc promo!

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Bertie?

They are just determined to run this for them, aren't they?

You can just say "Attack on Titan." No need to do the whole Final Final Final title.

"Not knowing when to give up is what makes up who we are."
Every shonen hero's credo.

Hello, Annie. Hello, Falco. ...Gabi.

Nobody guessed that FALCO could shift into a Titan that could FLY?

Sorry. Eren's gotta go.

Are we...REALLY doing this now?

 

[Nobodyman]

Mikasa may have a lot of emotional issues, but when it comes to combat she's basically perfect.

Oh, I get it. He's Falco so he turned into a giant bird.

Sure, kill more Eldians, because that's worked out so well for you so far.

I don't think lowly of the Cart Titan because it's for utility, I think lowly of it cause it looks friggin' doofy.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Yeah, the Cart Titan's got those big-ass jaws for a reason, right?

OT: Tanjiro, you don't have to put out the red light.

"Right there! The weird one! See it?"
THEY'RE ALL WEIRD!

 

[Nobodyman]

An Okapi? Yeah, sure, why wouldn't that be the first thing you think of?

Okay, are we gonna actually accomplish something soon?

You know, Armin, talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity. And screaming at yourself is even worse.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Oh, you mean that moo cow Titan?

Watch out for that pine cone head Titan!

Armin takes self-loathing to a new level.

Stomp: World Tour.

Now I'm getting 2012 flashbacks.

Yeah, that oughta buy the kid another thirty seconds.

 

[Nobodyman]

Like being herded like lemmings off a cliff.

Yes! Save the baby from falling off a cliff! Better for it to be trampled by Titans!

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Great. Humanity is being exterminated and you're in here building sandcastles.

 

[Toons4ever]

Anyone else sick of Armin's one man self pity party

 

[Nobodyman]

Chapter 4: A Long Dream.
Well, yeah, that's kinda what this feels like.

"Long ago, the universe was a chaotic mess."
And little has changed since then.

The purpose of life is to multiply. I knew I should've paid more attention in math class.

Hey, no one can suffer if no one is born in the first place.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

The sun was a mass of incandescent gas, etc. etc.

Oh jeez, I was just kidding, but he really was making sandcastles.

Zeke is a cheerful guy, isn't he?

"Are you playing catch? Can we play too?"

“Porco…Marcel…”
That’s not what they call that swimming pool game.

DUDE! PUT SOME PANTS ON!

 

[Toons4ever]

Gabi never misses a shot does she?

 

[Nobodyman]

"I would've been happy to go on playing catch forever. Until I got hungry or tired or just got bored with it."

"Thank God. I was not looking forward to going through its four stomachs."

"We got Armin back! Now we can definitely beat Eren for some reason!"

Titan-on-Titan violence.

Umm...okay, I guess Zeke getting killed was a good thing?

All this because of some stupid centipede monster thing.

Aww, Historia's gonna be a mommy.

 

[animePWNS]

The Rumbling stops. And the baby's safe. (For now)

 

[Kitschensyngk]

"He awakened our comrades in the world of the Path, where life and death have no meaning."
Like Dragonball Z.

Aww, she just wanted a friend.

Bye, Zeke.

I think the network just went down.

Armin asplode.

Historia's a mommy!

 

[Nobodyman]

Welp, we're halfway there.

Cool. They've stopped them, now they just have to clean up a million giant bodies somehow.

Nevermind. Not over yet.

"You remember the time we had to burn all those bodies?"
"Yeah. Good times."

Now you're turning your own friends into Titans? That's pretty low, Eren.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

I am NOT cleaning all that up.

Why does Gabi get a happy ending?

Someone wanna squash that thing?

Nothing like the end of the world to bring people together.

 

[Toons4ever]

All hell just broke loose (again)

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Oh for crap's sake not again

Crawl back to the hentai manga you sprang from!

If this is one of those "it-was-all-a-dream" endings...

 

[Nobodyman]

"I can't commit genocide against the world either."
Oh, so this is the best timeline.

So...that's it? She did it.

Sure. Kissing your decapitated not-boyfriend's head. Nothing crazy about that.

"Why do we always hurt the ones we love? Why Eren? Why?! Eren! Eren! EREEEEEEEEN!!!"