C&C - Rick & Morty - Season Six Talkback

[Space Cadet]

Ratings for 6.05: 578,000(P18-49: 0.32)

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Okay, so...what am I doing here on a Saturday?
...make-up commentary for Sunday's R&M episode because I couldn't watch it when it premiered. Right.

Does Panda Express have szechuan sauce?

"Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity."

"You will have sex with your mother."
...damn, that was funnier than my Rocko reference.

Hard not to think about it when everyone makes you think about it.

Wasn't there an SNL sketch about this?

I like the Taxi theme song.

This is why I don't go to chain Chinese restaurants.

In the name of our corporate charter, I will punish you!

Once I got a cookie with a fortune that said "You are almost there."

Fighting fortunes? Better than Fighting Foodons, I guess.

If he didn't care about you, why is he trying to stop you having sex with your mom?

All white women think they can control their destiny. Especially the blond ones.

What was that dream? " I dream of cosplaying Akira"?

EAT MOR ZEBRA FUD

This season is reminding me of the Jon Pertwee Doctor Who episodes. Rick and Morty don't really go very far, they just stay on Earth and all the weirdness comes to them.

 

[Nobodyman]

"Bad luck and extreme misfortune your infest your pathetic soul for all eternity."

"You will have sex with your mother."
...damn, that was funnier than my Rocko reference.

Third option: "Tonight you will get your d**k ripped off." (although that wasn't technically a fortune cookie)

 

[CNFan1995]

Season 6 Episode 6: Juricksic Mort.

Synopsis: Seemingly out of the blue, Earth's old rulers return. They make a great case for changing the way society does business, but Rick isn't going to put up with it.​

 

[Nobodyman]

Space rift. Important plot point reminder.

Ooh, and the portal gun works again...kinda.

Hey, it's the monster from the opening.

Morty's class knows what's up.

 

[Space Cadet]

Love the teacher blaming Morty since it's a good guess that he's involved in it.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

That rift, is that plot related?

It's like being told to do what you're already doing.

 

[Nobodyman]

"They came from space. Typically that means you're somehow connected."

Dinosaurs on a spaceship! Hmm, where have I heard that before?

 

[Kitschensyngk]

We're Back! A Dinosaur's Episode.

Hi...it's been a whilte...a really really really long while...

"How many Marvel movies have you made?"
WE DON'T KNOW! THEY KEEP MAKING MORE!
THERE'S ALWAYS MORE MARVEL MOVIES!
THERE'S! ALWAYS! MORE! MARVEL MOVIES!

 

[Space Cadet]

Which Land Before Time movie is this?

 

[Nobodyman]

Let's hope these dinosaurs don't live to serve man.

Host the Oscars. A less enticing prospect with each passing year.

Jurassic Park would've been a very different movie if dinos were really like this.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Well, when you think about it...global warming, systemic racism, political extremism, YouTube conspiracy videos, electing old nostalgia-obsessed white guys to public office...

My man!

Awww, new portal gun!

 

[Space Cadet]

"90's ironic sense" LOL

 

[Kitschensyngk]

I'm hearing some voices I know yet I can't place.

It's a Jerry world after all.

Dinosaurs are meteor magnets.

Every time somebody improves something, someone's gotta ruin it.

At least nobody got slapped this year.

 

[Nobodyman]

Fairly sure the meteor crater would be a lot bigger than that.

Shredosaurus Rex!

So these meteor aliens are just a bunch of haters.

Welp, humanity's in charge again. Back to screwing everything up.

 

[Space Cadet]

Humans don't deserve the dinosaurs, that's pretty clear.

 

[Nobodyman]

Welp, still more dignified than Will Smith.

Perfect beings except for the plagiarism thing.

Ha! Rick got them to kill something.

And they sealed the rift. So much that plot point.

Portal gun's back in full swing! See you next week!

 

[Space Cadet]

Looks like the novel is going well, Jerry.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Go help yourself, Rick.

A Jerry Smith production.

Rick and Morty portalling forever a hundred years dot com.

I smell a cartoon! ...from twenty years ago.

The dinos really are gone. No premieres for a month.

 

[Space Cadet]

Looks like we get a little break. New episodes start again on 11/20.