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From Homer to the Max:
"The whole town's laughing at me. Even that cat out there! Bart, kill that cat!" And later in the exchange...
"But while I'm gone, keep an eye on that weird-looking kid down there."
"Bart?"
"Yeah, (air quotes) 'Bart'."
From Funeral for a Fiend:
"He ordered prank pizzas to 888 Poopy Pants Lane. Everyone knows Poopy Pants Lane ends in the 700 block!"
^ Love how there's actually a street in Springfield with such a name.
From The Debarted:
"The rat who told you about my rat, was also a rat."
"It was rats, within rats! Which was also me dinner last night."
From Homerazzi:
"Hey! He's trying to make me look like a bad father!" (as Maggie is hung from his car mirror)
^ Ya think?
From Crook and Ladder:
"Sir, how do you feel knowing that nobody is coming to save you?"
"Not as angry as knowing somewhere out there, gays are marrying each other. That's the real emergency, Kent!"
"Once again, crisis has brought out the best in us."
From Please Homer Don't Hammer 'Em:
(regarding women) "The only thing women are good at building is credit card debt!"
^ Wow, how incredibly sexist. But funny, given that Marge is hearing all this and how exaggerated Lenny said it.
From Bart's Girlfriend:
"Youstolemoneyfromthechurchcollectionplate!"
^ I love how the guy in the car makes a point to say the whole sentence before he passes Bart.
From A Milhouse Divided:
"Marge and I have one thing that can never be broken: a strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine."
^ Once again, superlative marital advice from Homer.
From Lisa vs. Mailbu Stacey:
"Do we sell... "frenched... fries"?!"
From D'oh-in' in the Wind:
"Put some damn pants on, and then pull 'em down! 'Cause it's time for a spanking!"
From Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk:
Horst: Homer, could ve have a word with you?
Homer: No.
Horst: I must have phrased that badly. My English is, how you say, inelegant. I meant to say, may we have a brief friendly chat.
Homer: No.
Horst: Once again, I have failed. (gets out a translation book) We request the pleasure of your company for a free exchange of ideas.
Homer: (screams and runs out)
^ I love how Horst assumes that because Homer doesn't want to talk with him, it's because of his so-called "poor" English.
From The Twisted World of Marge Simpson:
"You could call 'em Whitey Whackers!"
"The whole town's laughing at me. Even that cat out there! Bart, kill that cat!" And later in the exchange...
"But while I'm gone, keep an eye on that weird-looking kid down there."
"Bart?"
"Yeah, (air quotes) 'Bart'."
From Funeral for a Fiend:
"He ordered prank pizzas to 888 Poopy Pants Lane. Everyone knows Poopy Pants Lane ends in the 700 block!"
^ Love how there's actually a street in Springfield with such a name.
From The Debarted:
"The rat who told you about my rat, was also a rat."
"It was rats, within rats! Which was also me dinner last night."
From Homerazzi:
"Hey! He's trying to make me look like a bad father!" (as Maggie is hung from his car mirror)
^ Ya think?
From Crook and Ladder:
"Sir, how do you feel knowing that nobody is coming to save you?"
"Not as angry as knowing somewhere out there, gays are marrying each other. That's the real emergency, Kent!"
"Once again, crisis has brought out the best in us."
From Please Homer Don't Hammer 'Em:
(regarding women) "The only thing women are good at building is credit card debt!"
^ Wow, how incredibly sexist. But funny, given that Marge is hearing all this and how exaggerated Lenny said it.
From Bart's Girlfriend:
"Youstolemoneyfromthechurchcollectionplate!"
^ I love how the guy in the car makes a point to say the whole sentence before he passes Bart.
From A Milhouse Divided:
"Marge and I have one thing that can never be broken: a strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine."
^ Once again, superlative marital advice from Homer.
From Lisa vs. Mailbu Stacey:
"Do we sell... "frenched... fries"?!"
From D'oh-in' in the Wind:
"Put some damn pants on, and then pull 'em down! 'Cause it's time for a spanking!"
From Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk:
Horst: Homer, could ve have a word with you?
Homer: No.
Horst: I must have phrased that badly. My English is, how you say, inelegant. I meant to say, may we have a brief friendly chat.
Homer: No.
Horst: Once again, I have failed. (gets out a translation book) We request the pleasure of your company for a free exchange of ideas.
Homer: (screams and runs out)
^ I love how Horst assumes that because Homer doesn't want to talk with him, it's because of his so-called "poor" English.
From The Twisted World of Marge Simpson:
"You could call 'em Whitey Whackers!"
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